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Romance › Re: They say God Is A Bastard by MrCork: 10:01am On Jan 28, 2025
RollinTNDA:
1. Define a bastard?

Someone born without knowledge of who is their parent

God has no parents
Who created God?

A bastard is someone who was born out of nowhere.

So who created God.
Something has to give birth to something. A proccess of infinity can not just start by itself.


Even stars have to collide to create planets.

Meaning everything was created by a creator.
So who created the creator?
So u sayin yor father is a basssstard...corrrrect? Do u hav hole in yor head sir?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Men Obsessed And Addicted To Women by MrCork: 9:58am On Jan 28, 2025
swaggerjack:
They are always looking at and chasing women up and down. If only they looked and chased after money the same way.
Son if u dont like women..live them for us & continue worshippppin priiick!!!(no oofencsse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Men Obsessed And Addicted To Women by MrCork: 9:57am On Jan 28, 2025
swaggerjack:
They are always looking at and chasing women up and down. If only they looked and chased after money the same way.
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Romance › Re: Our Igbo Neighbours Son Just Came Back From America by MrCork: 12:35am On Jan 28, 2025
Ilamina:
So happy

An American in the neighborhood

He's so cute and posh smiley

America kwenu
IBO & AMERICA...DO THEY MIX??.......Is he back from.america or he back from.enugu?..were did u see IBO in américa?

Son are u ok sir??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Want To Steal My Heart With Sweetwords by MrCork: 12:31am On Jan 28, 2025
Goodlady:
Sapasenator just bombed my heart with a lovely email.
I must say that I appreciate those Sweetwords.
Sweetplum isn't someone you can buy with words or material things but I m a fan of poetry and literature.
Sapa, you are the only boy here with brain & ll probably know how to take care of a woman.
Thanks for your msg.
I no...of course i hav brain... thank you dear!! wink
Romance › Re: I Was Banned For 7months Because I Abused A Troll by MrCork: 2:39pm On Jan 27, 2025
Goodlady:
The moderators on this forum are unfair. I will deactivate this account as I deactivated sweetplum. Boys here will be shaming girls talking as if they have slept with all ladies in this forum. They will abuse but moderators cannot ban them. Wen you reply they will now ban you. Many people I should have abused since June 2024 I am just seeing their mentions. All of you are mad and crazy. Broke boys site. Can you find love here? Never except poverty.
You will make intellectual comment yet they will twist it. Dimwit boys with hunger and no future. Few things they know is tribalism, bigotry and to be looking for who they want to have sex wit. I leave all of you with this masquerade from Ohafia.
We neeed to carrry yor complian to Arise televisión sir!!(no oofencse)) undecided
Romance › Re: Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op):
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MoonWater:
Mastibationnn do fuckkkk your life up. Your prick no gree Stand again
Calm down son
it has natin to do wit me.....i waz told to ask & get opinion
Romance › Re: Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op): 7:36pm On Jan 26, 2025
SIMPonPatrol:
I'm so glad I can satisfy all my women without having to use sex enhancement drugs
wot do u use? chewing gum?...ok! undecided
Romance › Re: Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Jan 26, 2025
monikulapo:
It works. That is why you know about it. But you should buy Cialis (Tadalafil) instead; it lasts longer (~36hrs vs 4hrs), can be used at a smaller dose (~2mg vs 50mg), beneficial for general wellbeing and is not affected by food.

It's 2025 and there's information at ones fingertips. We men need to stop peddling rubbish about medications with over 50 years of widespread use and research. They were initially blood pressure and heart pain medications but were more effective at inducing erections due to the increased blood flow. There's nothing acutely harmful about taking viagra besides unintended boners and tbh there's a better option in using low dose cialis (Tadalafil) which is actually beneficial for men regardless of age.
I will pass the messsage. This is good sir. Thank you!
Romance › Re: Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op): 7:33pm On Jan 26, 2025
Nnamdipapa:
Calm down abroad base. We nor dey fight na.
apologies sir. so you sayin alomo bitters and viagra are the same? no side effect?
Romance › Re: Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op): 10:46am On Jan 26, 2025
kingbee90:
Viagra works. Just go to a pharmacy and buy VEGA100. That shiit works but it's not meant for young sexually active men.
IT is meant for 65+ who suffer from erectile dysfunction.
If you fall below that age bracket & you suffer from erectile dysfunction , go and treat yourself and don't go the viagra route if not you'll regret it in the future.
Noted. Appreciated wink
Romance › Re: Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op): 9:28am On Jan 26, 2025
Nnamdipapa:
This is 2025, have some sense na. Why any man would want to fork with medications.
Commmon sence is not commmon sir..but if u hav commmon sence, u will no that there is a reason why viagra or sexy enhancement gadgets were created....google how to use vibrator!!(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Does Viagra work? by MrCork(op): 12:16am On Jan 26, 2025
Somebody told me to ask.....PLEASE ADVISE? angry
Celebrities › Re: Bose Ogulu And President Emmanuel Macron (Video) by MrCork: 3:15pm On Jan 25, 2025
ricson11:
Burna Boy mum Bose Ogulu with the President of France, Emmanuel Macron having a good conversation last night in Paris at the Le Gala des Pièce


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ_6O8kc6xU?si=EL6BZ2-JeGThZk80
She gots yansh thou....nice babe! smiley
Romance › Re: Life As A Bachelor! by MrCork: 3:01pm On Jan 25, 2025
LoneSoldier:
Dear Esteemed men, please share your experience of how you became a bachelor, and also share the benefits and challenges that comes with it...
I will start with mine, years ago when I was little I thought marriage was a thing of blessing and doesn't require a man to suffer, but little did I know that marriage is a bondage, so fast forward to when I was a teenager (Am a grown ass man now, that was then!) I started seeing things more clearly, let's take Nigeria for instance.... 90% of married men across Nigeria as a whole are suffering and smiling, why because marriage wasn't what they thought it was, some where even forced to marry by family members, some just wanted to try marriage out thinking is a thing of joy ride not knowing it is an everlasting torture.....

A country where everything is left for the man to do, and to worsen it more, economy is not smiling and men are dropping dead everyday due to high BP of so many budgets in a man's mind, a wife you think is a blessing is just a load of suffering, a liability that leaves the man to cater for everything, even though she also brings little by little it doesn't change the fact that she is a burden of suffering on the man's shoulders....


Well let me conclude here, there are more to write but let me conclude with the benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor.....

BENEFITS AS A BACHELOR:

I always have time for myself, I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it.... No liability as a wife to dictate how my life should go, I eat whatever I want to eat, no kidding am a good cook... So I don't need a woman for that, when am Hørny.... I masturbate myself to stupor, I have a decent job (Remotely) so I have time for myself indoors, the only time I go out, is when I want to get food items......

CHALLENGES AS A BACHELOR:
Not so much tho, but it came to some point I got pressured by my stupid family (father and mother excluded) to get a wife, I boldly told them NO!

Planning on disowning them very soon, but that is a topic for another day...!

So esteemed men, this is my experience.... Share yours!

Brother...goood news is you will get has much puccccci & olosho has u want sir....at least 3 womens a day & no body can tell u $hits!!((THANK ME LATER)) cheesy
Romance › Re: Most Nigerians Are Inhumane by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jan 23, 2025
CallTheCops:
So I was at the barbershop to cut my hair, and a discussion arose about the timileyin guy who murdered and behead an innocent girl..

I couldn't believe what I was hearing from the men there, I was shocked!!

One man said "i no go too blame the guy, country hard"
Another said "You know wetin the girl do am wey make am kill her?, we no know so make we no judge".
And the most shocking was when another man said " the guy sef no get sense, how you go carry person head wey blood still dey drip put am for one paper bag, na him loose guard himself, if na experienced person, he for tie the head inside like 4 paper bags, e no get how anybody for suspect anything. People dey run am na, no be today".

These were mature men o, not young boys.
I was so surprised and sad.

Most Nigerians lack empathy and conscience. It's why corruption, fraud and blood rituals are in prevalence all over the country.
You broke & u compñaning....does it make sence??

So u want free pucccci.....corrrect?..do dey looooklike father crissssmas to u?..
Son...GO N SIT...DOWNNNNN...please!!(no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: Most Nigerians Are Inhumane by MrCork: 5:35pm On Jan 23, 2025
CallTheCops:
So I was at the barbershop to cut my hair, and a discussion arose about the timileyin guy who murdered and behead an innocent girl..

I couldn't believe what I was hearing from the men there, I was shocked!!

One man said "i no go too blame the guy, country hard"
Another said "You know wetin the girl do am wey make am kill her?, we no know so make we no judge".
And the most shocking was when another man said " the guy sef no get sense, how you go carry person head wey blood still dey drip put am for one paper bag, na him loose guard himself, if na experienced person, he for tie the head inside like 4 paper bags, e no get how anybody for suspect anything. People dey run am na, no be today".

These were mature men o, not young boys.
I was so surprised and sad.

Most Nigerians lack empathy and conscience. It's why corruption, fraud and blood rituals are in prevalence all over the country.
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Romance › Re: For Guys: Is Life Better With Or Without A Girlfriend? by MrCork: 4:32pm On Jan 23, 2025
AllMight:
Ayam konfused!!
Why are u gay sir?((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: For Guys: Is Life Better With Or Without A Girlfriend? by MrCork: 4:32pm On Jan 23, 2025
AllMight:
Ayam konfused!!
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Health › Re: If You Know Any Woman Battling Breast Cancer Please Quickly by MrCork: 7:38pm On Jan 21, 2025
Mercisharelove:
Please if you know any woman battling BREAST CANCER at any stage, please advise her to contact Dorothy@africacancerfoundation.org before March 7th, all medical expenses are free.

Please don't keep this message to yourself. SHARE OR FORWARD to groups and save that woman's life.
^^^^^^^^very depressssed atention seeeeking negative woman....all she talk aboutis about cancer...death....loneliness....moiney....sadness.

PLEASE GO MAN OR WATCH BLUE FILM...(WIT ME)...nobody like u here

..however, ...lokily for u, am single & ready to mingle....please do u where thong please? angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Some Women So Confused by MrCork: 7:33pm On Jan 21, 2025
Wizzy13:
Some women don't know what they want.
You have a guy who is hard working and providing basically everything u need but still complain of attention.

If the said guy now is jobless you still call him lazy.

What do women really want
do they ignore u sir? (no oofeinsce) angry
Romance › Re: Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op): 3:30pm On Jan 21, 2025
Goldeno:
What is making sense to you?
oya share with the house.
But how is the serious thread not makin sense sir...are u reading bakward or foward sir? undecided
Romance › Re: Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op): 3:28pm On Jan 21, 2025
Daptboy:
Next time if you want to drop points, it'd be better you spell properly so your opponents would know where to start from..

Side chicks are side chicks... Wife na wife.. Please do not compare both as they play different roles in our lives OK?
Really?
Commmon sense is not iligal sir..since when have ever seen wifeys wearing minisket...but insted, they dress like school teacher. And why do u think every man cheat, u included? Its simply becuzz side chicks exist to help u make yor relatoonship happysistick in a modernized way. Son u beento london?((no oofencse)) angry
Romance › Re: Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op):
stainzvill:
Your dealer no try aswear
are u a house wife sir?
Romance › Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op): 10:47pm On Jan 19, 2025
This is true becuzz all my side chick hav always look/ dress better than the main chick..or wife (facts)

1. Side chicks are always Slim ..curvy & lightskin. wink
Wifey are usually fat, dakskin ...and they goto church(no oofencse) angry

2. Side chicks wear mini sket & usually show skin cheesy
Wifeys dress like school teacher or tax collectors angry

3. Side chicks dont trap u with pregnansy cheesy
Wifeys trap u with pregnasy angry

4. Side chicks dont goto church cheesy
Wifeys go to church....and Joln quire angry

5. Side chicks always presentable 24/7.. & they bring u respet wink
Wifeys bring u stress/bills/ giv u family/ make u get fat/ trap u wit childrens & worst of all....make u faithful angry


... THANK ME LATER!!! angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Account For Sell by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jan 19, 2025
Foodqueen:
How much you want sell am
Please are u fat?((no oofeincsse)) angry
Romance › Re: Nairaland Account For Sell by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jan 19, 2025
Foodqueen:
How much you want sell am
N65,000....cash!!! angry
Romance › Re: Seduced by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jan 19, 2025
MistaTee999:
This story was titled Enchanted.


Now, it has been edited and rebranded as Seduced


Enjoy the reading:



Romance. Sexuality . Mystery



Seyi prides himself as a young man of dignity who will not be seduced by the opposite sex no matter how beautiful and alluring.

He is able to maintain this lofty stance until he meets Madam Francisca, the lady who disarms him and gets him spellbound.














I tried to make the class as interesting as possible. Literature is one subject I teach with passion. The SS 2 Literature-in-English class had always been lively.

The bell rang to signal the end of the period. Just then, a girl called Jennifer raised up her hand.

"Sorry, Jenny, I have to leave the class now. Can you ask the question in the next Literature period? If it is a pressing question, you can come around during break to see me in the staff room."

She looked disappointed as she put her hand down. I went for my next class. It was actually a busy day for me. I had no free period until the break time. Even after that, I had no any free period until closing time.

The pay was low, but the school still paid much more than many other private schools. The driving force was the passion I had for the job. I loved to impart knowledge, and that mattered a lot.

The school closed for the day at quarter to four o'clock. I decided to stay behind and write some notes. Some teachers stayed behind too, but by five p.m, all the teachers had left, leaving only Ada and me.

"Thank God we are now alone," Ada started. "There is a matter I will like to discuss with you."

The keenness of her voice showed that indeed, she had been angling to have a private conversation with me.

"I'm all ears," I said. She smiled. "It is actually a request and I hope you can grant it."

Ada was one of the closest teachers to me since I joined Highworth College about eight months ago. As close as we were, everything between us was official.

I suspected she should be about my age, but one could not be too certain about such a thing. I was twenty-eight years of age. I could be described as young, full of life and vibrant. Now, I wondered the kind of request Ada had in mind.

"Go on," I prompted her.

"Well, it's not much. It's just that right now, I have accommodation challenge. The aunty I'm staying with will, by this weekend, relocate with her husband to Ibafo.

“So, it will be too expensive for me to be coming from Ibafo to Ogba every day. I need a temporary accommodation. I plan to rent accommodation around here, but in the mean time, I need somewhere to stay."

I was full of thought over what she said. But, there was actually no need to think much. The answer to her request was a capital NO.

"Your request will not be granted for many reasons," I stated. "I have a fiancee who, first and foremost, will not accept that inclusion."

Ada's face clouded. "You have a fiancee?" she interjected in surprise.



Source: https://selar.co/i62003
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Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2025
TheBreastSucker:
Whether light skinned or not she has big brezz and that's all that matters grin
No no no noooooooo sir

Lightskin plus heavy yansh is a must....she as to be lightskin sir!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:04pm On Jan 19, 2025
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]
...and by the way..we dont want u any more. U aint lightskin...u aint BBW...and u aint Nigeria..
No more photo please.... U from kenya!!! ((No oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: These Days I Wash My Anus by MrCork: 5:45pm On Jan 18, 2025
Ilamina:
Never used to wash my anus, only my vagina when I bathe

But these days I dey wash my anus everyday with sponge . .

I feel so confident when I mistakenly put my hand in my anus because I know it won't smell that bad

Anus kwenu
^^^^ male

Brother....Nice 2 no u finally been decieving people wit female status..all for attention!!
Romance › Re: Isn’t It Weird That We Have Not Heard Anything About The Driver In Junior Pope… by MrCork: 5:43pm On Jan 18, 2025
jflower06:
You really make lots of sense
How? angry

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