Romance › Re: Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op): 3:28pm On Jan 21, 2025 |
Daptboy: Next time if you want to drop points, it'd be better you spell properly so your opponents would know where to start from..
Side chicks are side chicks... Wife na wife.. Please do not compare both as they play different roles in our lives OK? Really? Commmon sense is not iligal sir..since when have ever seen wifeys wearing minisket...but insted, they dress like school teacher. And why do u think every man cheat, u included? Its simply becuzz side chicks exist to help u make yor relatoonship happysistick in a modernized way. Son u beento london?((no oofencse))  |
Romance › Re: Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op): 12:31pm On Jan 20, 2025*. Modified: 1:59pm On Jan 20, 2025 |
stainzvill: Your dealer no try aswear are u a house wife sir? |
Romance › Why Side Chick Always Look Better Than The Wifeys!! (facts) by MrCork(op): 10:47pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
This is true becuzz all my side chick hav always look/ dress better than the main chick..or wife (facts) 1. Side chicks are always Slim ..curvy & lightskin.  Wifey are usually fat, dakskin ...and they goto church(no oofencse)  2. Side chicks wear mini sket & usually show skin  Wifeys dress like school teacher or tax collectors  3. Side chicks dont trap u with pregnansy  Wifeys trap u with pregnasy  4. Side chicks dont goto church  Wifeys go to church....and Joln quire  5. Side chicks always presentable 24/7.. & they bring u respet  Wifeys bring u stress/bills/ giv u family/ make u get fat/ trap u wit childrens & worst of all....make u faithful  ... THANK ME LATER!!!  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Account For Sell by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
Foodqueen: How much you want sell am Please are u fat?((no oofeincsse))  |
Romance › Re: Nairaland Account For Sell by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
Foodqueen: How much you want sell am N65,000....cash!!!  |
Romance › Re: Seduced by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
MistaTee999: This story was titled Enchanted.
Now, it has been edited and rebranded as Seduced
Enjoy the reading:
Romance. Sexuality . Mystery
Seyi prides himself as a young man of dignity who will not be seduced by the opposite sex no matter how beautiful and alluring.
He is able to maintain this lofty stance until he meets Madam Francisca, the lady who disarms him and gets him spellbound.
I tried to make the class as interesting as possible. Literature is one subject I teach with passion. The SS 2 Literature-in-English class had always been lively.
The bell rang to signal the end of the period. Just then, a girl called Jennifer raised up her hand.
"Sorry, Jenny, I have to leave the class now. Can you ask the question in the next Literature period? If it is a pressing question, you can come around during break to see me in the staff room."
She looked disappointed as she put her hand down. I went for my next class. It was actually a busy day for me. I had no free period until the break time. Even after that, I had no any free period until closing time.
The pay was low, but the school still paid much more than many other private schools. The driving force was the passion I had for the job. I loved to impart knowledge, and that mattered a lot.
The school closed for the day at quarter to four o'clock. I decided to stay behind and write some notes. Some teachers stayed behind too, but by five p.m, all the teachers had left, leaving only Ada and me.
"Thank God we are now alone," Ada started. "There is a matter I will like to discuss with you."
The keenness of her voice showed that indeed, she had been angling to have a private conversation with me.
"I'm all ears," I said. She smiled. "It is actually a request and I hope you can grant it."
Ada was one of the closest teachers to me since I joined Highworth College about eight months ago. As close as we were, everything between us was official.
I suspected she should be about my age, but one could not be too certain about such a thing. I was twenty-eight years of age. I could be described as young, full of life and vibrant. Now, I wondered the kind of request Ada had in mind.
"Go on," I prompted her.
"Well, it's not much. It's just that right now, I have accommodation challenge. The aunty I'm staying with will, by this weekend, relocate with her husband to Ibafo.
“So, it will be too expensive for me to be coming from Ibafo to Ogba every day. I need a temporary accommodation. I plan to rent accommodation around here, but in the mean time, I need somewhere to stay."
I was full of thought over what she said. But, there was actually no need to think much. The answer to her request was a capital NO.
"Your request will not be granted for many reasons," I stated. "I have a fiancee who, first and foremost, will not accept that inclusion."
Ada's face clouded. "You have a fiancee?" she interjected in surprise.
Source: https://selar.co/i62003  |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:38pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
TheBreastSucker: Whether light skinned or not she has big brezz and that's all that matters  No no no noooooooo sir Lightskin plus heavy yansh is a must....she as to be lightskin sir!!!!  |
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 3:04pm On Jan 19, 2025 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?
“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color] ...and by the way..we dont want u any more. U aint lightskin...u aint BBW...and u aint Nigeria.. No more photo please.... U from kenya!!! ((No oofencsece))  |
Romance › Re: These Days I Wash My Anus by MrCork: 5:45pm On Jan 18, 2025 |
Ilamina: Never used to wash my anus, only my vagina when I bathe
But these days I dey wash my anus everyday with sponge . .
I feel so confident when I mistakenly put my hand in my anus because I know it won't smell that bad
Anus kwenu ^^^^ male Brother....Nice 2 no u finally been decieving people wit female status..all for attention!! |
Romance › Re: Isn’t It Weird That We Have Not Heard Anything About The Driver In Junior Pope… by MrCork: 5:43pm On Jan 18, 2025 |
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Romance › Re: Isn’t It Weird That We Have Not Heard Anything About The Driver In Junior Pope… by MrCork: 5:42pm On Jan 18, 2025 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]Isn’t it weird that we haven’t heard anything from the driver of the fishing canoe that Junior Pope’s boat collided with leading it to capsize?
I mean we have zero accounts from the driver and not even his name…
What do you all think about this?[/color] So Who tha heck is pope john Paul please......are u not a Christian?? (No oofencsse))  |
Romance › Re: How To avoid Gold Diggers in 2025 by MrCork(op): 5:37pm On Jan 18, 2025 |
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Romance › How To avoid Gold Diggers in 2025 by MrCork(op): 5:38pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
Simple: ...STAY AWAY FROM NIGERIA WOMEN....except the lightskin ones!!!!!! ((no oofencsse))  |
Politics › Re: Anambra Assembly Pass Law To Establish State Security Agunechemba by MrCork: 2:59pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
Reggzy: send money for transport Cool. So u suk prikkk good? Congrats. . How much Send your account nomba sir? |
Politics › Re: Anambra Assembly Pass Law To Establish State Security Agunechemba by MrCork: 2:45pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
Reggzy: boss abeg may i drop too?  Brother U all ways beg people for Moniey? Ok brother can i find u 5 friends so of u can suk priiik for N10k (10,000 naira) per priiik...u will earn a cool N40,000; naira for 3 minutes job. Serrriosly. Brother can u suk prikkk good? |
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 2:30pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
Reggzy: Mtcheeeew  Brother u suk priiik?...yor voice sound like u suk prikkk good. Do u wanto earn a cool 20k cash for 3 minute job this Evening sir? |
Romance › Re: Do Hookup Boys Exist? by MrCork: 12:12pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
donkarly: I just watched a video of a lady who claimed she ordered a hookup boy online. It's strange to me because I didn't know they exist in naija. Is that acting or real? Anyways good news for u is 1. 96% of Nigerian women is now into hoookup but not officialy prostitute sir. This is great news. 2. 2% of Nigerian women is into prostitution but the good news is they now work from home..not street 3. 1% of them are still single and sarching sir 4. The remaining 5% of Nigerian women are wifey material and they are lightskin. THANK ME LATER SIR!!!  |
Romance › Re: Do Hookup Boys Exist? by MrCork: 12:06pm On Jan 17, 2025 |
donkarly: I just watched a video of a lady who claimed she ordered a hookup boy online. It's strange to me because I didn't know they exist in naija. Is that acting or real? Ok so u watch blue film & u askin of hoookup exist...correct??.. are u a virging sir?((no oofencsse))  |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said She Is Pregnant. by MrCork: 11:50am On Jan 17, 2025 |
Brimstone77: Hi guys,I have been dating this girl for about 5months now.
Two weeks ago,she travelled out of the country,2days before she travelled we had a protected sex,and that day happens to be the last day she's seeing her period, too..
Today she chatted me telling that the company she went to work for did a pregnancy test and it came out positive..
N:B she did a pregnancy test before she travelled and it came out negative..
We had sex (with condoms)on second January this year,and she travelled on 4 January this year,she said the test was done on over there on the 14th..
Right now I don't know what to do,what are the possibilities that she can get pregnant on the last day of her menstrual period and also a protected sex too..
I need your advice please!
Admins please do the needful! Is She lightskin??  |
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Said She Is Pregnant. by MrCork: 11:50am On Jan 17, 2025 |
Brimstone77: Hi guys,I have been dating this girl for about 5months now.
Two weeks ago,she travelled out of the country,2days before she travelled we had a protected sex,and that day happens to be the last day she's seeing her period, too..
Today she chatted me telling that the company she went to work for did a pregnancy test and it came out positive..
N:B she did a pregnancy test before she travelled and it came out negative..
We had sex (with condoms)on second January this year,and she travelled on 4 January this year,she said the test was done on over there on the 14th..
Right now I don't know what to do,what are the possibilities that she can get pregnant on the last day of her menstrual period and also a protected sex too..
I need your advice please!
Admins please do the needful!  |
Romance › Re: She Slept With 1057 Men Within 12 Hours!! by MrCork: 12:38am On Jan 17, 2025 |
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Romance › Re: People Like To Tell Me Their Personal Secrets, Why? Even Strangers. by MrCork: 9:48pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
Reggzy: can i penetrate your ass? I like your ass mrcork
I would like to fvck ya booty (((no offence)))  2025....i got yor nomba and am on yor case. ......u ready..am ready...Congrats!!!!  |
Romance › Re: People Like To Tell Me Their Personal Secrets, Why? Even Strangers. by MrCork: 9:47pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
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Romance › Re: People Like To Tell Me Their Personal Secrets, Why? Even Strangers. by MrCork: 9:44pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
Reggzy: you officially a mental patient (((no offense)))  Regina so u also one of those gay mans on nairaland with secret...corrrrect? is there somtin u need to tellus sir?? notin tobe shy about but why are you gay sir?  |
Romance › Re: An Adult Son Slashes His Mother’s Tires by MrCork: 9:42pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
mamagee3: [color=deeppink]When an adult son slashes his mother’s tires… why would a son do something like that?[/color] truuth is we dont like u again and we dot like yor photo profile becuzzz you get slim and u aint lightskin no more. worst of all, yor yansh have disapppear and THIS IS NOT ACEPTABLE......u have 30 days to polish up pleasee!!!!!!  |
Romance › Re: People Like To Tell Me Their Personal Secrets, Why? Even Strangers. by MrCork: 9:39pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
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Romance › Re: People Like To Tell Me Their Personal Secrets, Why? Even Strangers. by MrCork: 9:38pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
Ayomide11111: One of my guys at work, somehow 10yrs older than me was telling me his one of his personal secrets about his family. I was even surprised maybe I was dreaming.
And this is a man that everyone knows at my place of work to be very discreet. And here he comes telling me the raw hidden truth of many rumors other workers have been carrying up and down at work.
What baffles me is that when he was talking to me he said the reason why he was telling me his personal secrets is that he sees me as a good person. Haaa! Me a good person?
And not only him, many people like that even when they never knew me before, from one talk to another the next thing they will start to share their personal secrets.
PLS WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE SEE IN ME? HOW DO I LOOK TO THEM? :   |
Romance › Re: A Babe In Distress by MrCork: 9:37pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
WuraSerano: Hello, friends. Long time no see. Despite all challenges, we shall survive.
Happy reading......
A Babe in Distress
This story was formerly titled: Thrills of a Lagos Babe
© Copyright, 2025
No part of this can be used or reproduced without the express permission of the author.
Wura
Simi is a simple lady until she moves over to Lagos to start a job. Working with someone as sophisticated as Tina opens her eyes to many things. Her new perspectives make her see sex as something that can be well explored. Two major tragedies in her life bring Simi back to the reality and to realize that she must live a godly life.
This story is dedicated to Almighty God.
I took the last seat in the cab from Dugbe. A fat woman occupied the center seat and had taken a great deal of space. I just had to bear with her. In the next ten minutes or so, I should be at Idi-Ishin quarters, my destination. I finally got down and gave a sigh of relief. I gave the driver money, but he complained he didn’t have change. When it was obvious he was wasting my time, I decided to forgo the change and moved on.
Our home was a white storey building that needed repainting. It used to be a very beautiful duplex, but the peelings on the wall had done some damage to its aesthetic values. I unlocked the pedestrian side of the gate and made for the entrance door. It was locked from inside. I pressed the bell and waited patiently.
From inside, a curtain was moved aside as two eyes peered to see who the intruder was. ‘It’s me, Simi,’ I called out, in case the person had some doubts.
Quickly, the door was unlocked and thrown open.
‘Welcome, aunty,’ Titi said, coming to hug me, and to relieve me of my handbag.
Titi would not stop amazing me. Just about nine hours ago, she had seen me off to work. Now she was greeting like someone who hadn’t seen me for months!
‘Thank you,’ I mumbled and entered the house. She knew where to take my bag to. We went straight to my bedroom which was the first by the right on the first floor.
‘How was work?’ Titi asked.
I smiled. ‘Fine.’
She lingered a bit. I opened my bag, brought out a roll sausage and handed it to her.
She smiled. ‘Many thanks, aunty,’ she said.
I nodded. ‘You’re welcome.’
She left my room. I sighed, sat on the bed and removed my shoes. Then I changed from my office wears to a t-shirt and shorts. I lay on the bed, thinking of Daniel. The guy was becoming erratic these days and I was getting fed up with the relationship. I had complained to mummy about him, but she said I should be patient. How long would I continue to condone his childish – almost foolish – behavior?
Read full story @ https://selar.co/3b1t77 are u lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: A Babe In Distress by MrCork: 9:37pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
WuraSerano: Hello, friends. Long time no see. Despite all challenges, we shall survive.
Happy reading......
A Babe in Distress
This story was formerly titled: Thrills of a Lagos Babe
© Copyright, 2025
No part of this can be used or reproduced without the express permission of the author.
Wura
Simi is a simple lady until she moves over to Lagos to start a job. Working with someone as sophisticated as Tina opens her eyes to many things. Her new perspectives make her see sex as something that can be well explored. Two major tragedies in her life bring Simi back to the reality and to realize that she must live a godly life.
This story is dedicated to Almighty God.
I took the last seat in the cab from Dugbe. A fat woman occupied the center seat and had taken a great deal of space. I just had to bear with her. In the next ten minutes or so, I should be at Idi-Ishin quarters, my destination. I finally got down and gave a sigh of relief. I gave the driver money, but he complained he didn’t have change. When it was obvious he was wasting my time, I decided to forgo the change and moved on.
Our home was a white storey building that needed repainting. It used to be a very beautiful duplex, but the peelings on the wall had done some damage to its aesthetic values. I unlocked the pedestrian side of the gate and made for the entrance door. It was locked from inside. I pressed the bell and waited patiently.
From inside, a curtain was moved aside as two eyes peered to see who the intruder was. ‘It’s me, Simi,’ I called out, in case the person had some doubts.
Quickly, the door was unlocked and thrown open.
‘Welcome, aunty,’ Titi said, coming to hug me, and to relieve me of my handbag.
Titi would not stop amazing me. Just about nine hours ago, she had seen me off to work. Now she was greeting like someone who hadn’t seen me for months!
‘Thank you,’ I mumbled and entered the house. She knew where to take my bag to. We went straight to my bedroom which was the first by the right on the first floor.
‘How was work?’ Titi asked.
I smiled. ‘Fine.’
She lingered a bit. I opened my bag, brought out a roll sausage and handed it to her.
She smiled. ‘Many thanks, aunty,’ she said.
I nodded. ‘You’re welcome.’
She left my room. I sighed, sat on the bed and removed my shoes. Then I changed from my office wears to a t-shirt and shorts. I lay on the bed, thinking of Daniel. The guy was becoming erratic these days and I was getting fed up with the relationship. I had complained to mummy about him, but she said I should be patient. How long would I continue to condone his childish – almost foolish – behavior?
Read full story @ https://selar.co/3b1t77  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Wear This Rubbish On Dates? (photo) by MrCork: 9:36pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
siofra: So it's only Yahoo boys that dress well.
All these broke men sha? hangggon....i hope u dint catogorice me when this homebase nigeria church rat broke mofololick unemployed hooodrat....corrrrrect?.... . u fully aware am a londoner and a london milllionaire...corrrrect??...LETS GET THAT CLEAR!!!  |
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Wear This Rubbish On Dates? (photo) by MrCork: 9:33pm On Jan 12, 2025 |
siofra: So it's only Yahoo boys that dress well.
All these broke men sha?  |
Romance › Re: A Person Is Not Beautiful If The Face Is Beautiful. His Mind Has To Be Beautiful by MrCork: 9:01pm On Jan 10, 2025 |
sanjidachowdhur: A person is not beautiful if the face is beautiful. His mind has to be beautiful🌼🌷 BROTHER ARE U OK IN THE HEAD? (no oofeincse) ....u post photo of man lookin like female & then worst of all...no yansh...are u really ok sir or are u not Naigerian sir!!  |