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biacan:
E get waiting you dey ever know for your life



Good evening guess you're tired due to the stress from drum playing

TheGoodJoe:
Hi. Good afternoon. I read your post on the thread on Ime Bishop (Okon) body transformation and you said you can teach someone to lose belly fat by increasing water intake.

I am desperately in need of this. Can you give me a brief break down on how to do this? Thank you.

@meobizy

Ulunne777:
Because your money is already complete for the flexing involved

fman:
Good for you!!
I guess u where caught red-handed[color=#ff5600]Cheating[/color]
And gets dumped.
Now u r crying wolf
And can't forgive urself.
How could you cheat wt ur BF's friend?
U no try at all.
U deserve a [color=#ff6600]ban[/color] here

fman:
Thanks for the info.

Kobojunkie:
How do you interpret this one child policy though? I child per man, or one child per woman?

dawnomike:
Raise the buba behind you and sit on the trouser... That way, if you get to sit on a dirty chair or what have you, your buba will cover your dirty backside.

Sanmel:
I get kinda restless when I'm going to be on duty the following day, just like now.. I don't even know why..
I already switched off my phone to sleep and since after about 2hrs, sleep seem to be far away, I decided to switch on and be on NL before depressing thoughts would take over the night for me..
No matter how late I start the sleep, sometimes I still get to wake up even before the 4am

edoairways:
meobizy I noticed that Africa magic air more of Nigerian movies or is exclusive to Nigerian market?

viccy12:
To produce more Muslim voters who will guarantee the northern elites stay in power.

fman:
Meobizy,
Are you obesed?
Wooow!!

Verydarkhearted:
Stop listening to seyi vibes
Listen to real musicians.

meobizy:
Let me see how smart Nairaland is. I have a friend in the industry who I’ll ask the same question. If he answers before I see something satisfactory here, I will delete the thread and continue with life. If I see a satisfactory response here, I will post it and my friend’s response as additions to the original thread before deleting the title and moving on.

Let’s go.

Why do Nigerian artistes prefer to release EPs (4 track albums) or singles (1 - 3 versions of the same song) over a standard 10 - 16 song album? I’ve noticed this despite the song-making process being more forgiving these days than in the past. Songs today are 02:30 minutes as opposed to the standard 03:30 minutes of the 90s. Some songs are mostly a catchy hook and nothing else.

We still have smart people on Nairaland. This is the closest to what my friend said.

Thank you for giving me hope regarding Nairaland. Nowadays, I ask ChatGPT my questions and keep it moving.

Cost was the reason he gave. He said making songs was easy, but creating singles is the smart choice. Rather than release an album which’ll be forgotten in a month, release a single which may face the same. If it makes a name, milk it for a year or two before focusing on other projects. You can ride the buzz of a single to release a body of work. No need to take such risk. Release other singles like a parent during war times. Some may get lost in time. One may hit and become your mean to make a name. At the end of the day, you’ll make the same money off a single which a proper album will bring and still possess creativity to release more as opposed to blowing your load on an album. Keep the fans hoping for more while you drain their wallets. Streaming gave them short attention spans.

HeatSeeker:
🤨 nigga please! 🙄

Did he force you to log in? Is he stopping you from not logging in and never visiting his website again?

Anybody serious about leaving Nairaland for good can always block/blacklist the url on their browser.

You have no genuine claim to breach of fundamental rights here.

illicit:
U can mention thebreastsucker if u want ur breast sucked for u ok



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illicit:
Lol

Meobizy don cast...


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atiku4President:
I am thinking of writing a complaint letter to Federal Competition & Consumer Protection Commission (FCCPC) with respect to this hostage Seun and his cohorts are holding people on their platform. It contravene people's fundamental right of association.

meobizy:
Nairaland has tired me. This has happened at least ten times in the past. That my account cannot be deactivated holds me hostage here.

Seun, why is this? Imaginary numbers do not show that the forum is growing. A topic had 61,000 views with only 50 comments. Try all the tricks available, Nairaland don die.

meobizy:
Sango Ota, Sango Ota, Sango, Sango, Sango Ota.

Sango Ota, Sango Ota, Sango, Sango, Sango Ota.

I just heard on national news that the senate are on a second motion to pass a bill to ensure that social media corporations open physical operations bases in the country. If successful, this will force Seun’s hand to create a Nairaland office in Sango Ota. It was an idea I pitched eleven years ago. When one feels like a god, he acts accordingly. He will not remember because — like most other useful suggestions here — he skimmed through it, laughed and continued his day. He cannot ignore the government when it comes knocking.

What the government wants is means to regulate online chatter. Expect a neutered Nairaland if the bill pulls through. It’s not like here wasn’t a shell of itself to begin with. It will become worse. The many trolls present will face IP bans (yes, those will be finally implemented) and leave out of fear of getting caught (Nairaland is quick to divulge information to federal authorities). You trolls think you’re secure behind VPN walls, abi? I’ll start seeing your hungry faces one by one in dailies. Sha, three trolls caught and the rest will disappear quickly. Nairaland go truly empty.

The situation will also present avenues to lobby. Government officials will come on routine visits for “pocket money” after inspecting to see how operations are faring. Every election period, these offices will receive visits from differing political parties with “consideration money” running into millions of Naira. CEOs will feed fat. At the same time, these CEOs will experience frequent visits to police stations over offending posts which make front page for longer than stipulated hours. Seun, are you ready for such a future?

Will Nairaland make it to 2030 under such conditions? No. The forum will pack up in less than six months after implementation. At least the real world recession will be felt by online entrepreneurs. Na to dust brown envelopes in response, some lazy youths will have to find real world jobs.

To note: I doubt the government wants a proper office with multiple workers. I believe a room with one man running operations is enough to qualify as a physical base. All the government requires is someone who can be pulled by the testicles whenever things don’t go its way. The faceless moderators can remain faceless. We would’ve discovered the many female moderators who are actually men in disguise.

phoenix45:
exactly. label ipob and kanu terrorist and run whenever fulani herdsmen and bandits kill innocent people and even ISIS killing nigerian army. that's typical of hydraulic soup son of oduduwa. well anywhere igbo is mentioned will always sound bitter and hunt you and your tribe that's a curse anyways i don't even know why I'm bothered.

Are u a terrrrrrorist sopoter sir..yes
...if u sopot terrrrorist nnamdi kanu or IPOD people the shame on u...you are a terrrrrrorist & u be long in jail with that terrrrrrorist scum nnamdi KANU. Hopefuly he will rot & die in jail for the sake of peace!!((no oofencsse)))

smartlad:
mr corck the kind of racial insult u received in the UK on daily basis have dealt with your senses and have made u a mad man

God1000:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/russia-ukraine-war-trump-ceasefire-putin-zelenskyy-photos-destruction-rcna197242?

smartlad:
Help me guys since around 11am today my left hand have stopped. It feels numb i cant do anything with it. I can move my arm but my palm nd fingers fell like they r not in my body. My hand is paralyzed im devastated.

Pls if you ever had similar experience pls tell me what to do.
I feel like commiting suicide.

RealityKings1:
Time flies when you're a man: "There is 'man time' and 'woman time.' For men, time goes by faster than for women.
Einstein tried to explain this with his theory of relativity and I think it was all about trying to get along with his wife.

So, the next time a guy doesn't call or text a girl back right away or it's been two weeks since he last said 'I love you,' just remember that it doesn't mean he doesn't care, it just means that time passes differently for him."

https://www.nairaland.com/946818/theory-time

RealityKings1:
Time flies when you're a man: "There is 'man time' and 'woman time.' For men, time goes by faster than for women.
Einstein tried to explain this with his theory of relativity and I think it was all about trying to get along with his wife.

So, the next time a guy doesn't call or text a girl back right away or it's been two weeks since he last said 'I love you,' just remember that it doesn't mean he doesn't care, it just means that time passes differently for him."

https://www.nairaland.com/946818/theory-time

Wakai777:
Me morning guys my name is Bleep am dack in complexion am a graduate of college,study biology chemistry.am approaching 23 pls guys I need your advice on what to to cause am confuse right now
I was thinking of
1.go for degree program
2.am expecting 250k so I was thinking to start a little business
Pls friends help me. Ur advice's are welcomed
Thank you.

Adexgentle005:
You can’t tell me it’s to escape poverty only. I think there is more to it. You will go on porn sites and see a very beautiful woman having sex with many guys on camera.

Almost 5million women on Xvideo getting fuvcked. They don’t have family or what? No shame at all. Even pregnant women are not left behind. What’s the joy showing your kpekus to the world?

Adexgentle005:
Lol I was actually going to meet someone at Eko hotel for a business proposal. Let me just say it was coincidenta. That’s how I know

ucheagu:
OK I know you people will come out to attack me acting all holy and complete but I will take the few advice that I find informative.. OK the problem here is I find that at first when am with a lady it is all fun and interesting but when I get to know who you are and maybe feel like am developing feelings for you it become scaring...the thought of solving her problems become intense and then I break... I run away and it kind of scary not now but in the future because I feel like nothing will change if I don't try to change it now
So how can I balance this, so that in the future I will be ready... Because last last man need woman to trust and love

ucheagu:
OK I know you people will come out to attack me acting all holy and complete but I will take the few advice that I find informative.. OK the problem here is I find that at first when am with a lady it is all fun and interesting but when I get to know who you are and maybe feel like am developing feelings for you it become scaring...the thought of solving her problems become intense and then I break... I run away and it kind of scary not now but in the future because I feel like nothing will change if I don't try to change it now
So how can I balance this, so that in the future I will be ready... Because last last man need woman to trust and love

siofra:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVLUoxF3jMA?si=Za-8xfqVWl1uUyDr








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