₦airaland Forum

PJtech:
You fit do wetin your mate dey do make you no succeed

Adexgentle005:
I know you are pained.

What am I doing? Anyways folake give me love. Gbemidebe

Bookhub:
Is this breaking news?

Therock5555:
MrCork just woke up from an eleven years coma, he escaped with my phone while everyone were jubiliating.

Please disregard his post, he has been successfully caught and tied, we're on our way to Yabaleft.


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Dennisochampa:
Ogun kee your pa.. Kee your ma... Bloody oaf

meobizy:
If she is not skinny, lean or average build, she is fat.

Dennisochampa:
Na ogun go kee your papa and your mama and na the confined space go lead you to early grave... Devil punish you and everything wen u stand for... Mugu

iykololo:
@ below, please return to your confined space, escape is not freedom. Everyone please be on the alert for them and report any sighting to the apropriate authority.

@Christlike01
@MrCork
@Thundafireseun
@Dennisochampa
@cr7lomo

cutieBR:
Happy birthday sir!! More anointing, more grace and unction upon your life.

Afunkkyshow:
awwwn that's nice

hbabe:
ABC are alphabets

sexyLeamon:
Is that a joke?

chasy16:
Tomorrow the 11th day of November marked Sylve11 and Clemcykul's birthday. (i got the info from a reliable source)

so peeps what r we buying for them; as a cheerful giver i bought 2 neat boxers for sylve11 and 2 tight catapult pants for clemcyckul.

There's also going to be a parry!

Date: 11th Nov 2009
Time: 11pm till Dawn
Venue: Nairaland Playing Ground, Allen Avenue Lagos

Gate men: Ben10, Dani, D1kelevra, Studio.


Cooks: Abbeycity, Lyssa and Sweetliet.




V.I.P: Seun

Come one come all!

Enoff food full ground!

@Tytylayor pls i beg u nor fall my hand o. so do enoff supply


@Captain. we'll need ur help here as the strength of Ben10 and co won't be enoff to counter the area boys

meobizy:
We have many like him in this Nairaland.

Mercisharelove:
WHY DID JESUS SWEAT TURNED TO BLOOD? SEE WHY


Luke 22:41 And JESUS was withdrawn from them about a stone's cast, and kneeled down, and prayed,


22:42 Saying, Father, if YOU be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but YOURS, be done.


22:43 And there appeared an angel on to him from heaven, strengthening him.


22:44 And being in an agony JESUS prayed more earnestly: and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground.



The mental pressure arising from our Lord’s struggle with temptation, so forced his frame to an unnatural excitement, that his pores sent forth great drops of blood which fell down to the ground.

This proves how tremendous must have been the weight of sin when it was able to crush the Saviour so that he distilled great drops of blood!

This demonstrates the mighty power of his love. It is a very pretty observation of old Isaac Ambrose that the gum which exudes from the tree without cutting is always the best.

This precious camphire-tree yielded most sweet spices when it was wounded under the knotty whips, and when it was pierced by the nails on the cross; but see, it gives forth its best spice when there is no whip, no nail, no wound.


This sets forth the voluntariness of Christ's sufferings, since without a lance the blood flowed freely. No need to put on the leech, or apply the knife; it flows spontaneously.

No need for the rulers to cry, “Spring up, O well;” of itself it flows in crimson torrents. If men suffer great pain of mind apparently the blood rushes to the heart. The cheeks are pale; a fainting fit comes on; the blood has gone inward as if to nourish the inner man while passing through its trial. But see our Saviour in his agony; he is so utterly oblivious of self, that instead of his agony driving his blood to the heart to nourish himself, it drives it outward to bedew the earth. The agony of Christ, inasmuch as it pours him out upon the ground, pictures the fulness of the offering which he made for men. Do we not perceive how intense must have been the wrestling through which he passed, and will we not hear its voice to us? “Ye have not yet resisted on to blood, striving against sin” Behold the great Apostle and High Priest of our profession, and sweat even to blood rather than yield to the great tempter of your souls.

Mercisharelove:
WHY DID JESUS SWEAT TURNED TO BLOOD? SEE WHY


Luke 22:41 And JESUS was withdrawn from them about a stone's cast, and kneeled down, and prayed,


22:42 Saying, Father, if YOU be willing, remove this cup from me: nevertheless not my will, but YOURS, be done.


22:43 And there appeared an angel on to him from heaven, strengthening him.


22:44 And being in an agony JESUS prayed more earnestly: and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground.



The mental pressure arising from our Lord’s struggle with temptation, so forced his frame to an unnatural excitement, that his pores sent forth great drops of blood which fell down to the ground.

This proves how tremendous must have been the weight of sin when it was able to crush the Saviour so that he distilled great drops of blood!

This demonstrates the mighty power of his love. It is a very pretty observation of old Isaac Ambrose that the gum which exudes from the tree without cutting is always the best.

This precious camphire-tree yielded most sweet spices when it was wounded under the knotty whips, and when it was pierced by the nails on the cross; but see, it gives forth its best spice when there is no whip, no nail, no wound.


This sets forth the voluntariness of Christ's sufferings, since without a lance the blood flowed freely. No need to put on the leech, or apply the knife; it flows spontaneously.

No need for the rulers to cry, “Spring up, O well;” of itself it flows in crimson torrents. If men suffer great pain of mind apparently the blood rushes to the heart. The cheeks are pale; a fainting fit comes on; the blood has gone inward as if to nourish the inner man while passing through its trial. But see our Saviour in his agony; he is so utterly oblivious of self, that instead of his agony driving his blood to the heart to nourish himself, it drives it outward to bedew the earth. The agony of Christ, inasmuch as it pours him out upon the ground, pictures the fulness of the offering which he made for men. Do we not perceive how intense must have been the wrestling through which he passed, and will we not hear its voice to us? “Ye have not yet resisted on to blood, striving against sin” Behold the great Apostle and High Priest of our profession, and sweat even to blood rather than yield to the great tempter of your souls.

ucheagu:
Well Mr cork I have choose to avoid you but it seems you need to hear this not everyone is you....

Bookhub:
I have being going through a lot lately , so my girl is always around for emotional support,but the problem is I am tired of answering numerous questions from people around about this girl.
Truth be told my girlfriend is not a 10 in looks I would rate her 6/10 but my brother I don tire for people questions both male and female; is she your girl? I never knew you have a girlfriend?na where you dey spend all your money be this? Infact when we walk down the street even people who don't know me will be starting at us and it can be embarrassing.

From my observation Nigeria is a horrible place to live as a broke person,people see it as abnormal for a broke guy to have a girlfriend or be happy,I was born with a totally different mentality of life I don't believe love should be transactional and it's working for me.
I know most of Nigerians ladies are materialistic and incapable of loving so I avoid them and stay calm and patient till I get the less damaged ones who are open to love and I always get them.
80% of Nigerian men are single,The average Nigerian man is lovestarved can stay up to a decade without getting a girlfriend they see it as a Herculean task our mentality needs to change honestly.

Bookhub:
I have being going through a lot lately , so my girl is always around for emotional support,but the problem is I am tired of answering numerous questions from people around about this girl.
Truth be told my girlfriend is not a 10 in looks I would rate her 6/10 but my brother I don tire for people questions both male and female; is she your girl? I never knew you have a girlfriend?na where you dey spend all your money be this? Infact when we walk down the street even people who don't know me will be starting at us and it can be embarrassing.

From my observation Nigeria is a horrible place to live as a broke person,people see it as abnormal for a broke guy to have a girlfriend or be happy,I was born with a totally different mentality of life I don't believe love should be transactional and it's working for me.
I know most of Nigerians ladies are materialistic and incapable of loving so I avoid them and stay calm and patient till I get the less damaged ones who are open to love and I always get them.
80% of Nigerian men are single,The average Nigerian man is lovestarved can stay up to a decade without getting a girlfriend they see it as a Herculean task our mentality needs to change honestly.

HeatSeeker:
Did he/she scam you?

meobizy:
Nigerian dailies have not adjusted to a Tik Tok, Twitter, YouTube Shorts and Instagram Reels world. I will not read a quarter of that.

Go and check how foreign dailies have adjusted their word counts to match shortening attention spans.

meobizy:
Fake story for Nairaland mongrels to masturbate to.

meobizy:
It’s because they can’t catch other options. Average men find them unappealing.

meobizy:
When they can’t think up creative topics, they resort to those of sexual nature.

Dogalmighty17:
Haba! Take it easy hanty.

meobizy:
A mongrel is going to type something which'll expose that Sango Ota still remains in the 12th century.

Adexgentle005:
That’s what you are. A transgender and also an escort for politicians

ucheagu:
OK I know you people will come out to attack me acting all holy and complete but I will take the few advice that I find informative.. OK the problem here is I find that at first when am with a lady it is all fun and interesting but when I get to know who you are and maybe feel like am developing feelings for you it become scaring...the thought of solving her problems become intense and then I break... I run away and it kind of scary not now but in the future because I feel like nothing will change if I don't try to change it now
So how can I balance this, so that in the future I will be ready... Because last last man need woman to trust and love

Antwan99:
You edited this:

^^^^^^^^^^^MEOBIZY IS A KNOWN MALE FRAUSTER EXPOSED PRETENDING TO BE FEMALE ON NAIRALAND.........AND PLS NOTE THAT 80% OF FEMALES ON NAIRALAND ARE MALE SCAMMMMERS

HeatSeeker:
So sad...

Sixfeetbelle:
Sixfeetbelle was supposed to be a conjoined name detailing my basic characteristics. The Igbo men around me wouldn't stop being idiots sorry, complimenting me about my supposed height and admirable face. So, I thought to myself: "let's be vain this once".


Turns out, the moniker is a farce. I'm neither six feet tall, nor am I beautiful.

(Who knew 181cm isn't standard measurement for 6ft )