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Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 9:08pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
You should be asking yourself
So since u beeen entaring aeroplane in Nigeria, u sayin aeroplane driver drive u to other countrys.....corrrrect?
Brother, u should jailed for iLitrasy sir!!! angry
Politics › Re: See Why Peter Obi Will Win 2027 Election by MrCork: 6:14pm On Apr 14, 2025
Mercisharelove:
Guess what? The north plays a very dangerous politics which is quite different from the gullible south.

If you ask me deep in my heart, I really love how tinubu is dealing with them just how they deserve it, apart from his selective appointment of only his Lagos area boys to juicy portfolios.

I doubt Obi would have such ball to play the game. He'd please the dangerous northern cankerworms eating the fabric of this beautiful nation.

Listen carefully, you southern fools, the north can no longer endure the excruciating days of tinubu second term, they would come up with the idea of tinubu is tyrant, of course he is but not in their terms.

They just want him out of the villa to install their stooge. Guess what? The south will play along unaware of the reason the north wants tinubu out.


The north will mightily support Peter Obi come 2027, it will take a miracle for tinubu to come back. I am telling you what is going to happen.

And they understand it will be easier to boot Obi out after just one term than allowing tinubu to solidify himself to capture the state.


This is a battle the north isn't taking lightly. They have already kick-started the game, and tinubu quite understand already. He understands that the only way to counter them is money, and more money.

In Nigeria politics you to have more money to win elections. Elections in Nigeria is won through empowering your foot soldiers. And that's exactly what the emperor is doing to achieve his set goals.

Capturing river state is one of the ways to raise more money to retain his position.

You have seen and read about the coalescence gathering momentum against the president. It's a tip of what is coming.

Is Obi prepare to play the deadly game with the parasites.

There's no good in the minds of the north elements. Tinubu knows better than any southern politicians.

Obi should know too. Win the election and empower your people. Because the west has really eaten enough from the south, it's time for the south and east to eat from their father's purse 👛👜!
Peta Obi aint winnning $hit.....u muss be IBO!!!(NO OOFENCSE) undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 6:12pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
Where did they get drivers for thier mirage and downed F16? From Nigeria? No offense angry
Do they drive aeroplane in yor country?.goat. please apply commmmon sense i beg!! angry
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Shoots Down US F-16 Fighter Jet In Ukraine, Pilot Killed (Photos) by MrCork: 5:52pm On Apr 14, 2025
ObosiLandlord:
The USA should give F 35 fighter jets to Ukraine
.....and were they gono get the drivers from??.....Nigeria??((no oofencsse)) angry
Romance › Re: But why do women always carry 2 bags? by MrCork(op): 10:04am On Apr 12, 2025
ExBachelor:
One with d!do another with POS
No!
Romance › But why do women always carry 2 bags? by MrCork(op):
....this is confusing!!! angry
Travel › Re: I'M Married To A Nigerian—Why Can’t I Get A Passport? – US Man Cries Out (Pics) by MrCork: 11:22am On Apr 08, 2025
GistMedia0:
A United States citizen married to a Nigerian woman has taken to social media to express deep frustration over the challenges he’s facing in trying to acquire Nigerian citizenship and a passport, despite being legally married and having Nigerian children.

In a video making rounds online, the man, who is currently in the U.S., questioned what he described as a “double standard” in Nigeria’s immigration and citizenship process. According to him, his research online shows that when a Nigerian man marries a foreign woman, she becomes eligible to apply for a Nigerian passport almost immediately. However, the reverse doesn’t apply when a Nigerian woman marries a foreign man.

"Why is it that if a Nigerian man marries a foreigner, the wife gets her passport, but if a Nigerian woman marries a foreigner, he has to live in Nigeria for 15 years before even being considered eligible?" he asked.

The footage also shows him holding up the Nigerian passports of his wife and their children, further emphasizing his point that he is already family and committed to Nigeria by blood and marriage.

He lamented that the process appears discriminatory and questioned whether the information he found online is truly accurate or if there are exceptions. “Why me?” he repeatedly asked, hoping that what he read isn't entirely true and that there could still be a path forward for him.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaHLcJtHaVc
Ok i needto get my Nigeria passport asap....
Am feddddup of this american passport..too much racism angry
Romance › Re: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures by MrCork: 9:46am On Apr 08, 2025
PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *8th April, 2025*

Topic: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures

“Come with me. It’ll be all right. I’ve got everything we need for a feast. I’ll cook you a wonderful dinner. So here I am—I’m all yours! (Proverbs 7:14 TPT)

*THE PURE WORD*

The seductress informed him that she had lots of meat left from the sacrifices she had offered, acting upon the cravings for other pleasurable stuff like good food. You see, you must not be weak when it comes to the usual things that give us pleasure as humans, such as sleep, good food, sports, watching movies, video content, etc.

Train yourself to have control over these basic harmless pleasurable cravings (particularly sleep, food, and any other harmless thing you find pleasurable but can't restrain yourself from doing even when it's not an appropriate time). That way, it will be difficult for the devil to bring you into temptation through the channel of other pleasurable harmless things.

Do you want to learn how to sleep only when you need to and not when your body craves the pleasures of sleep? Then start doing night vigils! You want to learn how to tame your body's cravings for food (where you only eat when it is necessary, and only what is necessary, and not succumbing to gluttony)? Then start fasting occasionally! You should build a structure of discipline around any other harmless pleasurable cravings that you struggle to contain.

Make sure you bring your body under subjection, getting to the stage where you are the one who determines when you need to embrace a particular pleasurable stuff, and not your bodily cravings directing you.

*Confession:*

I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

For Feedback:
Email: purityornothing@gmail.com
Brother are u sayin we shod stop askin for puccccci?
Why? How do we survive ? (no oofencsse) angry
Romance › Re: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures by MrCork: 9:45am On Apr 08, 2025
PurityOrNothing:
*Purity or Nothing Global Movement*
DAILY PURITY DIGEST

Date: *8th April, 2025*

Topic: Be In Control Of Your Bodily Cravings For Pleasures

“Come with me. It’ll be all right. I’ve got everything we need for a feast. I’ll cook you a wonderful dinner. So here I am—I’m all yours! (Proverbs 7:14 TPT)

*THE PURE WORD*

The seductress informed him that she had lots of meat left from the sacrifices she had offered, acting upon the cravings for other pleasurable stuff like good food. You see, you must not be weak when it comes to the usual things that give us pleasure as humans, such as sleep, good food, sports, watching movies, video content, etc.

Train yourself to have control over these basic harmless pleasurable cravings (particularly sleep, food, and any other harmless thing you find pleasurable but can't restrain yourself from doing even when it's not an appropriate time). That way, it will be difficult for the devil to bring you into temptation through the channel of other pleasurable harmless things.

Do you want to learn how to sleep only when you need to and not when your body craves the pleasures of sleep? Then start doing night vigils! You want to learn how to tame your body's cravings for food (where you only eat when it is necessary, and only what is necessary, and not succumbing to gluttony)? Then start fasting occasionally! You should build a structure of discipline around any other harmless pleasurable cravings that you struggle to contain.

Make sure you bring your body under subjection, getting to the stage where you are the one who determines when you need to embrace a particular pleasurable stuff, and not your bodily cravings directing you.

*Confession:*

I acknowledge that sex is a sacred act, designed by God for divine purposes. By His grace, I will honor and uphold its sanctity. In Jesus’ Name, Amen.

For Feedback:
Email: purityornothing@gmail.com
angry
Romance › Re: A New Nairaland Member by MrCork: 9:22pm On Apr 07, 2025
Xbox2005:
I am a new nairaland member here.I hope I am welcome
CONGRAT!! angry
Romance › Re: My Wife Doesn't Want To Do Anything Despite All My Efforts by MrCork: 9:13pm On Apr 07, 2025
Wakatumbit:
I and my wife have been married for close to 5 years now and we have a 2 year old baby.

The issue I'm having with my wife is that she has become a liability to me, she doesn't want to do anything.

I opened a business for her which I have spent almost 3m+, she doesn't even go to the business, I've paid rent twice on the place but I'm not sure she has even made upto 100k from it.

She doesn't do anything at home aside from cooking, she just wakes up in the morning and press her phone from morning till night, she won't sweep or clean the house, I can't even have an unexpected guest in my house because the house is always dirty and everything. The kitchen always looks like a cesspool of infection because she can't even clean it

All she wants to do is take pictures and look fine, recently she complained that I don't give her money for her upkeep and I told her that the reason I opened the business for you is so you can have your own personal income as a woman.

Through out last year, all the money I made I didn't see anything (I just struggled to get a car), because of expenses of my family and my wife isn't helping out at all.

She wants expensive things and she doesn't want to work. I'm really considering my options in the marriage because I can't continue living with that sort of a woman.
puccccci is only N20k sir...u can even get students discounts
Cant u juss pay for puccci sir??(no oofencsse)) undecided
Romance › Re: Thread closed by MrCork: 3:45pm On Apr 07, 2025
durentboi:
Thread closed
Who actualy told u yor HEAD IS NOT CORRRRECT & WILL NEVER BE CORRRRECT b4 nest year easter!!!! ....gimmme his name sir

Who told u!!((no oofencsse)) angry
Romance › Re: Lagos Gyms Turning To Hookup Spots by MrCork: 12:12pm On Apr 07, 2025
Great100000:
Source: https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/04/lagos-gyms-turning-to-hookup-spots-visitors/
Kaiiiii...TANK YOU SIRRRRRR.....AM OFF TO THA GYM!!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Thread closed by MrCork: 11:48am On Apr 07, 2025
durentboi:
Hello guys. I need help on this issue.

When I take photos or videos with my phone,the pictures always end up looking terrible. It doesn't matter if I use the front or back camera (it is even worse on the back camera).
With the back camera, my face looks so distorted and shapeless like ameoba.

But I noticed just recently that pictures and videos taken with my laptop front facing webcam look more attractive and reasonable.

I can take 30 pics with my phone camera and end up deleting 28 ----- but if I take the same 30 pics with my laptop webcam, I can easily keep 25 of the pictures.

I dont mean to brag but since I was a teenager (I'm 27), I've always heard compliments about my looks, so I know I am not ugly.

I really want to take pictures but I can't be using my laptop always since it is not mobile.

Please has anyone experienced this? What could be the cause as well as the solution?

Could changing my phone resolve this issue? And what phone should I get?

Mods please move this to the right section if I am posting in the wrong section (really sorry about that).

(My phone is Samsung S9 and I've been using Samsung S series all my life).
U angry cozzz u ugly & u want us to help u.....corrrrect??
Cant u use hawt pepper & bittter leaf to wash yor face sir??((no oofencsse)) angry
Romance › Re: Thread closed by MrCork: 11:46am On Apr 07, 2025
durentboi:
Hello guys. I need help on this issue.

When I take photos or videos with my phone,the pictures always end up looking terrible. It doesn't matter if I use the front or back camera (it is even worse on the back camera).
With the back camera, my face looks so distorted and shapeless like ameoba.

But I noticed just recently that pictures and videos taken with my laptop front facing webcam look more attractive and reasonable.

I can take 30 pics with my phone camera and end up deleting 28 ----- but if I take the same 30 pics with my laptop webcam, I can easily keep 25 of the pictures.

I dont mean to brag but since I was a teenager (I'm 27), I've always heard compliments about my looks, so I know I am not ugly.

I really want to take pictures but I can't be using my laptop always since it is not mobile.

Please has anyone experienced this? What could be the cause as well as the solution?

Could changing my phone resolve this issue? And what phone should I get?

Mods please move this to the right section if I am posting in the wrong section (really sorry about that).

(My phone is Samsung S9 and I've been using Samsung S series all my life).
angry
Phones › Re: Vivo Phone by MrCork: 11:17am On Apr 07, 2025
Sleekbaby:
Thank you very much, I appreciate
Hello am writing 2 boook on how to become a celibrity so u can make plenty moiney & be millionare so pls can u quiclkly send me a photo of u wearing swimmming trunk or thong so i can fly u in for audition. U dont need bra please. U want,?
Romance › Re: Why Do women Prefer Dark Guys This Days (picture) by MrCork: 9:58am On Apr 07, 2025
Edipet:
I have noticed that women preferred dark guys this days. If you come across social media post like the one below, you see them mention dark guys all through
Why do women want what other women want or have?
Dark skin guys are ugly sir....very ugly!!(,no oofencsse) angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 5:30pm On Apr 06, 2025
Ibkay32:
Bad guy mr cork!
You want her to sit on your cock? 😂
Not really, not on my cork sir...jusss on my lap..the tip of my lap. Moi love heavy yansh!! wink
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 5:26pm On Apr 06, 2025
ChiefOloye:
Na you old like that and you still dey find validation from online people (strangers), wetin happen to your family and friends? God go help you ooo.
Son if yor commmmon sense is commmon, u will no dat this is a simple YES or NO question.goat¡!!!(no oofencsse) angry
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 4:05pm On Apr 06, 2025
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]
Loookin sweet, lightskin & dyamm sexxxxxxxy...

NOW U TALKKNG MY LANGUAGE.....u loooklike my favourite american actress..taraji p henson and truss me..it will realy make sence if u sit ony lap for more photos smiley
Romance › Re: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrCork: 4:02pm On Apr 06, 2025
Mopeola:
Yes just that you r getting too fatty, so you need some exercise and where did you take that picture?
See yor face like antílope....why are u askin were she took the photo..are u a 419 arm robbber? Show us yor pictures if u aint ugly.goat(no oofencsse) embarassed
Politics › Re: Rare Childhood Photos Of Natasha Akpoti & Parents by MrCork: 1:14pm On Apr 05, 2025
Thundafireseun:
Yawns and catwalks away…..

Carry your poverty mentality they go front
Yawning wit bad breath is iligál in most state there in Nigeria...Nathasha is lightskin & must sopot her.eeeeediot man!!((no oofencse) angry
Politics › Re: Rare Childhood Photos Of Natasha Akpoti & Parents by MrCork: 12:42pm On Apr 05, 2025
Thundafireseun:
huh We are getting tired of seeing this fraudster, blackmailer , confused stubborn woman in our public spaces….

Dino did all this things she is trying to do… and ended up an influencer….

Continue making enemies while entertaining us …. You will join Dino soon
^^^^^another dumb unemploy racist shovanist eeeeediot wannabe who looks down on women....hopefuly Thundafireseun head will be corrrrect b4 chrissssmas...anyways

...another, brother, u juss made a dumb statement. That woman is lightskin & she earn our respet here in london. That eeeeediot man try to rapeee her but gor exposed...pirrrriod.SO stop defending rasist peterfile men coz they have moiney....SHAME ON U SOR!!!((no oofencsse)
angry
Politics › Re: Rare Childhood Photos Of Natasha Akpoti & Parents by MrCork: 12:54am On Apr 05, 2025
SoftSport:
Such a shame.

She may have grown up surrounded by love and care, but now it seems like Natasha has forgotten those values, choosing to break laws and stir up chaos.

Shut tha ffff up u dumb chimpanmzi.....kurdos to her for standing up for women in Nigeria...never been done before. We all no that eeeeediot man try to rapee her but when he waz exposed..HE banned her for 6 years.
You homebase people have a habit of protecting criminal people
U should be ashame of yor sef sir!!((no oofencsse)) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Feel It Is Downgrading To Wash A Woman's Underwear by MrCork: 1:30pm On Apr 03, 2025
guobe:
I asked Meta AI this question and these were its thoughts.
Do you agree?
So u beeeen washing womens pant all yor life & u proud to be pant washer....corrrrect?
Brather..Are u ok in the head sir??((no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Feel It Is Downgrading To Wash A Woman's Underwear by MrCork: 1:28pm On Apr 03, 2025
guobe:
I asked Meta AI this question and these were its thoughts.
Do you agree?
angry
Properties › Re: How Do You Cope With Tenants That Run Generator Overnight by MrCork: 11:35pm On Apr 01, 2025
Vianna:
I've never been a fan of building to rent as I've heard scary tales about tenants but I had no choice due to certain circumstances. I was far away from lagos when the caretaker called me some months back that he has gotten someone for one of the apartments. I spoke with the so called Tennant on phone and asked a few questions.

Are you single?
No I don marry with one pikin.
Not a fan of kids in compound. Not even a fan of married people. But it's still overlookable.

what do you do for a living
I get barbing salon to support my side hustle.
To support side hustle? I was already thinking of something else as most yahoo boys own stuffs like barbing shops to support their side hustle.

Well I just gave him the benefit of the doubt and asked him to pay the caretaker and move in.

Few months later I was in lagos and I saw him for the first time. Ear rings , tatoos, I was like damn, damn, not yahoo boys again as they tend to be very difficult to live with. Well, the damage is already done as he had paid and moved in already.

My first few nights were kinda hell as he runs gen all almost half of the day and all through the night. He doesn't even switch off his gen at dawn after running through the night. Fuel always finishes in it, he doesn't switch off.

Not been easy as I find it difficult to sleep with noise not to talk of generator noise.
angry
Romance › Re: Romance by MrCork: 11:16pm On Apr 01, 2025
Peskid147:
I just meet this lady 31 while I am 32 then we just like ourselves at first site she is choleric while I am melancholic by temperament. But I noticed when we chat I do the talking while she answers short today she told me I ask questions a lot and I keep wondering. Cus she don't bring topic for conversation. How do I engage such a person (choleric). Though we both like ourselves.
Congrats bro...wer done sir.
...hav u fuk her yet? smiley
Romance › Re: 'I'M Back!' – Annie "Idibia" In Viral Comeback Video (Photos) by MrCork: 6:53pm On Apr 01, 2025
GistMedia0:
Annie Macaulay, the estranged wife of Nigerian music legend Innocent ‘2Baba’ Idibia, has finally broken her silence with a stunning video appearance months after marriage crashed. cheesy

Since news of their shocking split surfaced in January, Annie had stayed away from the public eye, maintaining a low profile both online and offline. However, while she remained silent, her estranged husband, 2Baba, has made headlines for his rumored new romance with Honourable Natasha Irobosa Osawaru, the Deputy Majority Leader of the Edo State House of Assembly.

Meanwhile, Annie returned to Instagram with a video tagged "I'm back," shocked looking radiant as she expressed gratitude to her fans, friends, and supporters for their unwavering love and prayers during this difficult time. Observant followers also noticed that she had removed the surname “Idibia” from her Instagram profile


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx8O_3Spd_4
.....very ugly ting...dakskin & no yansh!!!!! ((No oofenncsse)) angry
Romance › Re: I Met This Igbo Pilot by MrCork: 3:50pm On Apr 01, 2025
Ilamina:
I thought Nigerians are only doctors and engineers when in sciences
,^^^^^^MENTAL HEALTH ALERT....MENTAL HEALTH IS REAL!!!!!!!

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