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CultureRe: Man Shares Photo Of Ooni & Olori Wuraola In Her Father’s House by MrCork: 4:09pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Have you thought of joining fiverr?
..do u were tongue..g string & wonder bra? smiley
RomanceRe: Scared I Might Be Kidnapped Or Killed Should I Invite Nlanders To My Birthday Pa by MrCork: 11:59am On Sep 08, 2017
IamAirforce1:
as you all know my birthday is so pretty close and as usual I feel like throwing the gate open to my goons on here
But I feel it would be like shooting myself n the leg should I do so because of hate and bully I get here sometimes .

I've been so opportuned to dine with few nairalanders and I feel like repeating it again on my 28birthday beccause of the love we got for each other .

Only this nairalanders I know for now and maybe only them I will invite.

It is too late to fail, Amen .


LifeOfAirforce1


The greatest and the most talked about Nairalander of all time .
.. beware.. Falconey loves diks!!! undecided
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 7:45am On Sep 08, 2017
dollytino4real:
yes! is a spirit?
...


is a spirit??....ilitracy is a desease...wot kinda English do they teach u people in that Lagos for God sake?.. serrrriossly.....CAN U KISS OR NOT GADDDDDEMMMIT? (no oofeense)
angry
HealthRe: Motion Sickness, I need Help!!! by MrCork: 5:00am On Sep 08, 2017
Inanna:
[color=#000050]You get car sick. It's called motion sickness. You might want to google more about it. [/color]
..so u hear looookin for car owners who drive macedis Benz .. corrrrect?.(read your last post)..muss u all ways be gold digggger? ((Shake My Head)) undecided
HealthRe: Motion Sickness, I need Help!!! by MrCork: 4:58am On Sep 08, 2017
Inanna:
[color=#000050]You get car sick. It's called motion sickness. You might want to google more about it. [/color]
angry
RomanceRe: My Father Has Been Testing My Virginity Every Year - Nigerian Girl Cries Out by MrCork: 11:03pm On Sep 07, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
You'll eventually wear yourself out
..u create thread sayin yorrr parent test yorr virginnnity....don't u hav shame?(read yorr last post)) How can. Nigeria advance when people like you exists? I stand no shance in life!!(no oofeense) undecided
RomanceRe: My Father Has Been Testing My Virginity Every Year - Nigerian Girl Cries Out by MrCork: 10:59pm On Sep 07, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
I know a crazy lady who actually checks her five daughters herself to see if their hymen is still in place. One eventually got pregnant outside marriage. Parents never learn.
^WOW..°u pregnant for yorr parents,?...shame on u!! undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys STANK!!!! by MrCork: 10:52pm On Sep 07, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Ok
Get lost!!!
..so u sayin u don't wannto Fucck yet?..u don't like sweet things? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Nigerian Guys STANK!!!! by MrCork: 10:25pm On Sep 07, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Your opinion angry
...ok I forgive u.. LadyGoddiva..can I mate wit u? wink
RomanceRe: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 10:12pm On Sep 07, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
You keep on ranting up and down with the word menstruation. You think it's an insult to girls? You think it's a bad thing? It's a fûcking beautiful process! But since you're sub human, the product of a monkey and a leprous man, I don't expect you to understand. Because you've never seen your fellow baboons menstruate, you think it's a curse. Because you have no mother, its a strange phenomenon to you but let me educate you.
Periods are part and parcel of any healthy, virile woman. It's a sign of virility, a sign of womanhood. It shows the intricacy and intelligence of a woman's reproductive system. That red blood you so detest? It's an elixir. It's the most beautiful liquid on earth. It's a wonderful sign. I still don't expect you to understand. So going about telling girls that they menstruate is just like saying the sky is blue. Yes I bleed every month and I'm fucking proud of it. So you can continue to tell me that.
I'm a menstruating bîtch and I'm proud. While you continue to get gang banged by a while colony of orangutans. I Spit on you again!!
^^^^lonely house wife.... slightly fusssstrated thou!! ((((Shake My Head twice))) undecided
RomanceRe: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 10:10pm On Sep 07, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
You keep on ranting up and down with the word menstruation. You think it's an insult to girls? You think it's a bad thing? It's a fûcking beautiful process! But since you're sub human, the product of a monkey and a leprous man, I don't expect you to understand. Because you've never seen your fellow baboons menstruate, you think it's a curse. Because you have no mother, its a strange phenomenon to you but let me educate you.
Periods are part and parcel of any healthy, virile woman. It's a sign of virility, a sign of womanhood. It shows the intricacy and intelligence of a woman's reproductive system. That red blood you so detest? It's an elixir. It's the most beautiful liquid on earth. It's a wonderful sign. I still don't expect you to understand. So going about telling girls that they menstruate is just like saying the sky is blue. Yes I bleed every month and I'm fucking proud of it. So you can continue to tell me that.
I'm a menstruating bîtch and I'm proud. While you continue to get gang banged by a while colony of orangutans. I Spit on you again!!
angry
RomanceRe: Opinion Poll: How Do YOU Define Cheating? by MrCork: 5:49pm On Sep 07, 2017
SirMichael1:
I 'd want to know where you draw the line.

What exactly is cheating?

And does it always have to mark the end of a relationship? Would we all, in fact, be better off if more relationships were more open or flexible?

Because we all have our own subjective opinions about where infidelity begins. Does it begin with a thought? Or an action? Is flirting cheating? Or should there need to be some follow-through for it to count?

What really is the line that when your partner crosses, he/she is term a cheat and it definitely isn't the same for everyone, so how do you know if you’ve crossed it? Is it with a text, a kiss, an illicit evening away from your significant other?
..do women slap yorr face for no reason? ....I feel like!! (No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by MrCork(op): 4:27pm On Sep 07, 2017
...looks like we all prefffer lightskin females who can't read...the people voted! cheesy
RomanceRe: List Of Nairaland Most Beautiful Girls I Will Love To Go On Date With by MrCork: 3:28pm On Sep 07, 2017
sonofanarchy:
lalas247 is not light skin I'm interested in her pls take ur one inch cork outta here
...u bleach one portion of yorr face n then u expet lalas247 to take yorr type serrrrioss.....son..u don't need medical help.u need mental help!!!(((no oofeense))) angry
CelebritiesRe: Ayobami Peller Slams Man Trying To Toast Naomi Peller, Her 11-Year-Old Daughter by MrCork: 3:25pm On Sep 07, 2017
Rorachy:
Enter where?

Oga abeg face light skinned ladies.
^^^^lesssssbian! angry
CelebritiesRe: Ayobami Peller Slams Man Trying To Toast Naomi Peller, Her 11-Year-Old Daughter by MrCork: 2:45pm On Sep 07, 2017
Rorachy:
Enter where?

Oga abeg face light skinned ladies.
..baby pliss let me enter u nah...abi don't u like nice things? (SMH) undecided
RomanceRe: I Love The Way Gold Digging Babes Feel Pains by MrCork: 5:20am On Sep 07, 2017
Oyindidi:
gringrin the old man data don finish
..can we discuss sexxxc like proper gentleman? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Ayobami Peller Slams Man Trying To Toast Naomi Peller, Her 11-Year-Old Daughter by MrCork: 5:17am On Sep 07, 2017
Rorachy:
Medicine after death.

So far she is a girl and she is on social media, she must get chykers. Its inevitable.

Do yourself the favour and collect the phone from her.
plis can I enter? cheesy
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 4:04am On Sep 07, 2017
Evaberry:
My bf of almost a year broke up with me recently, I cried for days, and was severely depressed, I ended all communications with him but lately I keep thinking about him and have this need to talk to him
I really don't know why I feel like speaking to him.

I still love him alot and don't know how to move on

please what do u advise I do



P. S. is there a single doctor here or a single medicine student in his finals

Thanks
..r u lightskin? angry
RomanceRe: . by MrCork: 4:03am On Sep 07, 2017
Evaberry:
My bf of almost a year broke up with me recently, I cried for days, and was severely depressed, I ended all communications with him but lately I keep thinking about him and have this need to talk to him
I really don't know why I feel like speaking to him.

I still love him alot and don't know how to move on

please what do u advise I do



P. S. is there a single doctor here or a single medicine student in his finals

Thanks
angry
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Sprays Cash To Crowd At Afrika Shrine In Ikeja by MrCork: 4:01am On Sep 07, 2017
Evaberry:
He's no longer sick. why does he have to behave like a retard?


wizkid always jumping up and down looking for media attention with those short legs


Wizkid - Master of cannabis Lord of weed Ruler of igbo
^^^he has Moiney..u don't!!!(((no oofeense))) angry
RomanceRe: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op):
angry
RomanceRe: List Of Nairaland Most Beautiful Girls I Will Love To Go On Date With by MrCork: 9:17pm On Sep 06, 2017
Oyindidi:
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... sweeery am still struggling to help u find man on nairaland..even lefelefu did not respond...TANK ME LATER!!!(No oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: List Of Nairaland Most Beautiful Girls I Will Love To Go On Date With by MrCork: 9:11pm On Sep 06, 2017
royalmoron:
Kashybaby: I will take her to the best restaurant in ojuelegba, flaunt her around my family members to be known as the first royal to date a white girl.

lalas247: I will take her to Mr Biggs make sure she chop showerman then take her to quilox and get her drunk till she can't protect her pussy. Then bang her till 2.am

laveda: I will take her to mama put, secretly add weed to the food so she can start losing consciousness, take her to #500 short time hotel and bleep her but with condom.

typing....
...my niggggga...don't no who lavana is but kindly stay away from iamKashyBaby & lalas247....those r my women.(no go area)


I strongly advise u stay on yorr level wit easy chicks like Fabulocity,LadyGoddiva, Oyindidi, dollytino4real, Jacksparr0w127 or Falconey... am sayin this outter respet 4u sir!! (No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: List Of Nairaland Most Beautiful Girls I Will Love To Go On Date With by MrCork: 9:10pm On Sep 06, 2017
royalmoron:
Kashybaby: I will take her to the best restaurant in ojuelegba, flaunt her around my family members to be known as the first royal to date a white girl.

lalas247: I will take her to Mr Biggs make sure she chop showerman then take her to quilox and get her drunk till she can't protect her pussy. Then bang her till 2.am

laveda: I will take her to mama put, secretly add weed to the food so she can start losing consciousness, take her to #500 short time hotel and bleep her but with condom.

typing....
...my niggggga...don't no who lavanada is but kindly stay away from iamKashyBaby & lalas247....those r my women.(no go area)


I strongly advise u stay on yorr level wit femaless like Fabulocity, Oyindidi, Jacksparr0w127 or Falconey... am sayin this outter respet 4u sir!! (No oofeense)
angry
RomanceRe: List Of Nairaland Most Beautiful Girls I Will Love To Go On Date With by MrCork: 9:05pm On Sep 06, 2017
royalmoron:
Kashybaby: I will take her to the best restaurant in ojuelegba, flaunt her around my family members to be known as the first royal to date a white girl.

lalas247: I will take her to Mr Biggs make sure she chop showerman then take her to quilox and get her drunk till she can't protect her pussy. Then bang her till 2.am

laveda: I will take her to mama put, secretly add weed to the food so she can start losing consciousness, take her to #500 short time hotel and bleep her but with condom.

typing....
angry
RomanceRe: I'm A Young Female With A Good Job, Do I Really Have To Settle For Less? by MrCork: 9:00pm On Sep 06, 2017
missloluwa:
Hey guys,

I'm in my mid 20's and i've been working for a few years now, my current salary is very decent and i'm striving to earn more. Obviously at my age, i'm thinking of the long term which obviously includes my career but i'm also looking forward to and marriage and kids. However, the vast majority of guys i've met are either not ready for the long term, or they're still in their 'struggling' phase.

Is it bad that I want someone who is at least on the same level as me, or maybe even slightly below? Am I a 'gold-digger' because i don't really want to 'eat garri' with a guy before he blows? I've dated these guys before but even till now their level hasn't changed much despite all their talk about potential.

I don't mind having to split the bill once in a while or even contribute but i'm a lady that's used to certain tastes. My family isn't Dangote rich but we're doing quite well, and i'd like to continue living that life or at least not drop too far below. What do you guys think? Do I keep looking for these 'almost/made guys'(can anyone tell me where to find them? lol) or do I settle for a struggler.
....arrrh..ok so u lookin for some body who drive Mercedes Benz on nairaland... correct?...eho told u they have job?..u clearly a gold digggger!!!!(no oofeense) angry
RomanceRe: I'm A Young Female With A Good Job, Do I Really Have To Settle For Less? by MrCork: 8:57pm On Sep 06, 2017
missloluwa:
Hey guys,

I'm in my mid 20's and i've been working for a few years now, my current salary is very decent and i'm striving to earn more. Obviously at my age, i'm thinking of the long term which obviously includes my career but i'm also looking forward to and marriage and kids. However, the vast majority of guys i've met are either not ready for the long term, or they're still in their 'struggling' phase.

Is it bad that I want someone who is at least on the same level as me, or maybe even slightly below? Am I a 'gold-digger' because i don't really want to 'eat garri' with a guy before he blows? I've dated these guys before but even till now their level hasn't changed much despite all their talk about potential.

I don't mind having to split the bill once in a while or even contribute but i'm a lady that's used to certain tastes. My family isn't Dangote rich but we're doing quite well, and i'd like to continue living that life or at least not drop too far below. What do you guys think? Do I keep looking for these 'almost/made guys'(can anyone tell me where to find them? lol) or do I settle for a struggler.
angry
RomanceRe: My Father Has Been Testing My Virginity Every Year - Nigerian Girl Cries Out by MrCork: 5:52pm On Sep 06, 2017
Oyindidi:
That pot bellied old fool fit dey sample other people children o.

You sef, sex no be food. Hold body!
..kindly remove that God story from yorr profile n replace it with the one showin yorr booooobsi sir....we tink it's borrrrrin angry

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