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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Naija 2017 Winner Announcement & Grand Finale Thread by MrCork: 12:14am On Sep 10, 2017
serena433:
Baka soro ko?
..so do u hav nyansh pliss...wot size? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies What Would You Do If Someone Suddenly GRABS Your Breastss Publicly? by MrCork: 4:34pm On Sep 09, 2017
sekxyqueen:
so you don't know that sexual harrasment is highly prohibited and therefore calls for damages ..?
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies What Would You Do If Someone Suddenly GRABS Your Breastss Publicly? by MrCork: 4:32pm On Sep 09, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Now I understand where I will grab if he tries that.
..eemmm sweery. If u grab my dik wit anger for revenge, ..I suspect I be the happppppiest living ting on earth!!!((real talk)) wink
Romance › Re: Ladies What Would You Do If Someone Suddenly GRABS Your Breastss Publicly? by MrCork: 2:38pm On Sep 09, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Hot dirty slap shall he receive.
but why they voilense?.....a guy grabs yorr breast then u grab his chest too.... simple....wots the big deal?...black women way too agreeeesive for me!!((no oofeense)) embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies What Would You Do If Someone Suddenly GRABS Your Breastss Publicly? by MrCork: 2:27pm On Sep 09, 2017
sekxyqueen:
a very nice slap will reset his brain.
...so guy grabs ordnaarrrry nyash & u will slap his face...abi....tecknically..thats called voilense in the eyes of the law & u will arrresttted for *battery*..then u get 6 month jail!! ((Shake My Head twice)) undecided
Romance › Re: Does A Wife Steals From Her Husband? by MrCork: 1:05pm On Sep 09, 2017
dollytino4real:
the married ones said they don't steal from their husbands pocket dat it is their right while the single ones said is stealing because their husband did not give to them
.SMH..but y would u steal from people s husbands...r u a thief?(((this is sad))) undecided
Romance › Re: Does A Wife Steals From Her Husband? by MrCork: 1:02pm On Sep 09, 2017
dollytino4real:
the married ones said they don't steal from their husbands pocket dat it is their right while the single ones said is stealing because their husband did not give to them
angry
Celebrities › Re: Top 20 Most Curvy African Celebrities by MrCork: 1:01pm On Sep 09, 2017
dollytino4real:
that ukwu be like urhobo man strong starch wen dem take, tay stone wall
..s r u one of those IBO womens wit mustache? (No oofensece) undecided
Politics › Re: Black Soot Pollutes The Environment In Port Harcourt (PICS) by MrCork: 11:17am On Sep 09, 2017
Nnemuka:
Again appearance of a black dust resembling a “black soot” on the surface of furnitures, cars, is becoming a thing to worry about here in Portharcourt.

From the Picture, you will think its about to rain but having a close look, you will realize that the sun is covered by the thick smoke coming from God knows where.
The substance covers cars, home furnitures, even when you try to wipe your nose you will notice this dark substance.

Pls oo you guys should help beg authorities to find lasting solutions to this black soot as people around are becoming scared.
Rivers state government pls do something...




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNa5I6q9ng
..Story..pliss do u hav nyansh? undecided
Romance › Re: Questions You Should Not Ask Her by MrCork: 9:39pm On Sep 08, 2017
falconey:


HER BODY COUNT :Trust me for your own good you don't wanna know.
Some girls body count even shock devil!

HOW SHE WAS DEFLOWER: I'd already know the response to that, " my uncle deflowered me" " I was raped by my first bf"
.. Falconey the Crackhead...how r u today sir... stewwwwpid or great? wink
Romance › Re: Am I The Dopest Male Nairalander On Instagram? by MrCork: 9:37pm On Sep 08, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Hated on nairaland by couple of guys
Loved on IG wow


The sweet side of Instagram is my ability to delete hate comment and block hater for life .

Feels good if you ask me .
.errrmm.bro don't worry..I will fix u up wit LadyGoddiva....she said she need man!!! wink
Romance › Re: Am I The Dopest Male Nairalander On Instagram? by MrCork: 9:35pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
This is the only dope thing on this thread
^^^WOW...the witch show up again....plis plis plis ..try not to derail this thread again!! undecided
Romance › Re: Am I The Dopest Male Nairalander On Instagram? by MrCork: 9:34pm On Sep 08, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Hated on nairaland by couple of guys
Loved on IG wow


The sweet side of Instagram is my ability to delete hate comment and block hater for life .

Feels good if you ask me .
. **Thinking** angry
Romance › Re: Am I The Dopest Male Nairalander On Instagram? by MrCork: 9:33pm On Sep 08, 2017
IamAirforce1:
Hated on nairaland by couple of guys
Loved on IG wow


The sweet side of Instagram is my ability to delete hate comment and block hater for life .

Feels good if you ask me .
angry
Romance › Re: Can You Date Fat Females Above Size 8? by MrCork(op): 8:11pm On Sep 08, 2017
... lightskin females r all ways slim while dakskin females all ways fat....pls wots the logic behind this. Plis advis angry
Romance › Re: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 7:58pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Quote me again and get banned till infinity
..pls quit trying to derail the thread again..pls stop!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 7:57pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Quote me again and get banned till infinity
. apologies for advsinn u to take yorr medication...u all ways angry n we shall pray 4u!!((this is sad)) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Police Arrest Lawrence Abrokwah, Afia Schwarzenegger’s Husband by MrCork: 6:53pm On Sep 08, 2017
Sabrina18:
That serves him right, you don't go about leaking your wife's nudes.
angry
Fashion › Re: My Experience Using Rhassoul Clay To Wash My Natural Hair(pics) by MrCork: 6:15pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
After using Rhassoul, my little curls POPPED!! But it's still got frizz though but with frequent application of the clay, curl clumping will get better and frizz would reduce. Just a little glimpse of what they looked like



2nd picture, my hair stretched out grin
Cc gozzlin
..EXPOSED..so u were fake hair..an then u act like u got class.....shame on u for disgrace yorr fellow Ghana womens!!!(((Sad)) undecided
Romance › Re: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 6:09pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Ok
Get lost
^^mentally disturb girl....all ways derailing threads n cussing people!! ((Wot a Shame)) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Dencia: Black Men Who Prefer White Women Have Ugly Mothers And Sisters. by MrCork: 5:50pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Did she strike a nerve? undecided
bro..kindly change yorr name to crackhead...u r not happy n we shall help u!!((no oofeense)) smiley
Romance › Re: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 5:45pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Ok
Get lost!
^^^still mentally disturb....u shall heal some day.. AMEN!!! undecided
Romance › Re: I Am Commiting Suicide.goodbye NL by MrCork: 5:23pm On Sep 08, 2017
Seunosewapenis:
I cant just continue to live anymore my life is hopeless.The one thing i love so much is gone.There isnt anything to live for.this evening am goin to make sure i die then maybe she will realise how much i love her.sad
...bro r u gonnnno jump in front of lorry or dive from aero plane? smiley
Health › Re: In Delta, Mad Woman Gives Birth To A Bouncing Baby By The Roadside (Photos) by MrCork: 5:19pm On Sep 08, 2017
Lalas247:
Lol ok o
...kaiii.
. are u gonnnno be happier if innocent guy cummmm on there trouser via self service...but y u toiturrrin us & wots the logic?
undecided
Romance › Re: I Haf Finally Met A Good Olosho Dat Are Pusssy Is No Smelt by MrCork: 5:14pm On Sep 08, 2017
Frenzy007:
Keep lying for urself i am sure you are him or thepussyhunter cos u all are trolls.
troll?..troll how.
..did I troll u?
undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Should Stop This Attitude. by MrCork: 5:11pm On Sep 08, 2017
sexybbstar:
This attitude of abusing and cursing each others parents should just stop already.It's uncalled for!This may be a faceless forum but that doesn't mean we should use that opportunity to splatter mud and dirt on those who brought us into this world.Though some parents are not worthy to be called parents,yet they are still our parents.

We all wish to be parents one day ,that's if you are not one yet.You'll see words like "your mum's overused slacked cunt..your useless father..." This should stop!Some parents will be on the verge of committing suicde if they should have access to what we type online.Leave them out of your e-brawls.

If anyone should attack you ,that doesnt't open the floor for you to involve his/her parents.We are like rivers,flowing on the surface of this earth....we have the chances to flow into each other.
we agree,..did they cuss u? undecided
Romance › Re: I Haf Finally Met A Good Olosho Dat Are Pusssy Is No Smelt by MrCork: 5:09pm On Sep 08, 2017
Frenzy007:
I am very sure op is either Mrcork or thepussyhunterundecided

...my niggggga..pls don't ever mix me up wit that f**kin b!tch!!
angry
Romance › Re: Hungry Girls And Their Wahala by MrCork: 4:29pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
You keep on ranting up and down with the word menstruation. You think it's an insult to girls? You think it's a bad thing? It's a fûcking beautiful process! But since you're sub human, the product of a monkey and a leprous man, I don't expect you to understand. Because you've never seen your fellow baboons menstruate, you think it's a curse. Because you have no mother, its a strange phenomenon to you but let me educate you.
Periods are part and parcel of any healthy, virile woman. It's a sign of virility, a sign of womanhood. It shows the intricacy and intelligence of a woman's reproductive system. That red blood you so detest? It's an elixir. It's the most beautiful liquid on earth. It's a wonderful sign. I still don't expect you to understand. So going about telling girls that they menstruate is just like saying the sky is blue. Yes I bleed every month and I'm fucking proud of it. So you can continue to tell me that.
I'm a menstruating bîtch and I'm proud. While you continue to get gang banged by a while colony of orangutans. I Spit on you again!!
^^°^side effect of mental break down!! ((((Shake My Head 4 times)))...wot a Shame!! undecided
Culture › Re: Man Shares Photo Of Ooni & Olori Wuraola In Her Father’s House by MrCork: 4:09pm On Sep 08, 2017
LadyGoddiva:
Have you thought of joining fiverr?
..do u were tongue..g string & wonder bra? smiley
Romance › Re: Scared I Might Be Kidnapped Or Killed Should I Invite Nlanders To My Birthday Pa by MrCork: 11:59am On Sep 08, 2017
IamAirforce1:
as you all know my birthday is so pretty close and as usual I feel like throwing the gate open to my goons on here
But I feel it would be like shooting myself n the leg should I do so because of hate and bully I get here sometimes .

I've been so opportuned to dine with few nairalanders and I feel like repeating it again on my 28birthday beccause of the love we got for each other .

Only this nairalanders I know for now and maybe only them I will invite.

It is too late to fail, Amen .


LifeOfAirforce1


The greatest and the most talked about Nairalander of all time .
.. beware.. Falconey loves diks!!! undecided
Romance › Re: But Why Do All Black Women Hate Kissing? by MrCork(op): 7:45am On Sep 08, 2017
dollytino4real:
yes! is a spirit?
...


is a spirit??....ilitracy is a desease...wot kinda English do they teach u people in that Lagos for God sake?.. serrrriossly.....CAN U KISS OR NOT GADDDDDEMMMIT? (no oofeense)
angry

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