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Romance › Re: See What Happened To Me by MrCork: 8:11am On Sep 15, 2024
NothingMegaw:
Years back, one quite afternoon around 3pm, I walked into a bank to make quick withdrawals which I thought should be simple and hassle free.

I wanted to withdrawal 25k so as to help my girlfriends now wife’s business. 25k seems very small but in 2006 it wasn’t. So, I got to this bank, greeted the security guys stationed at the gate entrance and walked towards the main bank building.

I tapped on the the door control, when it turned green, this is where problems started. angry

Before the door opened, I heard a loud bang I turned back and I saw the same security men I greeted running backwards and taking cover.

Armed robbers had gained entrance to the bank, I entered the door so that I can get to the banking hall quickly without been shot at the back.

Typing…….
ok so arm robber bang yor head becuzz u borrrrow 25k from yor girlfriend in 2006.....corrrrect?

2 question:

A))wot did they bang yor head with?...hammmmer or spannnner?? angry

B)) wot as this gots to do with chassssin women on romanse secction...juss askin!!! undecided

C)) and are u ok in the head sir or is yor head ok in the head ??(((no oofencse))) angry
Romance › Re: See What Happened To Me by MrCork: 8:09am On Sep 15, 2024
NothingMegaw:
Years back, one quite afternoon around 3pm, I walked into a bank to make quick withdrawals which I thought should be simple and hassle free.

I wanted to withdrawal 25k so as to help my girlfriends now wife’s business. 25k seems very small but in 2006 it wasn’t. So, I got to this bank, greeted the security guys stationed at the gate entrance and walked towards the main bank building.

I tapped on the the door control, when it turned green, this is where problems started.

Before the door opened, I heard a loud bang I turned back and I saw the same security men I greeted running backwards and taking cover.

Armed robbers had gained entrance to the bank, I entered the door so that I can get to the banking hall quickly without been shot at the back.

Typing…….
angry
Romance › Re: Warning: 80% Of Females On Nairaland Are Male Fraudster Pretending To Be Female! by MrCork(op): 7:59am On Sep 15, 2024


^^^This is wot this scammer sent to a guy on nairaland goin thru depresssssion of sucide...................and this is just to let u no what u are exposed to on nairaland, fagggots everywhere

we have reported them to M.0.D and CEO Seun Osewa, but they seem to be giving a pass for now....THIS IS SOME SAD $HIT

Beware of fagggots!!!!

Romance › Re: Warning: 80% Of Females On Nairaland Are Male Fraudster Pretending To Be Female! by MrCork(op): 7:56am On Sep 15, 2024
Another example of how 419 fraudsters faggggggot sammmers pretend to be females and then slowly wooo guys into collectin moiney from them...............so guys, if u wannto remain fooolish for this faggggot, goood luck to u $ dont say we dint warn u!!!!!!


WATCH OUT FOR JEON....KNOPW MALE SCAMMMER!!!

Romance › Re: The Girls Don't......? by MrCork: 10:16pm On Sep 14, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Girls don't fail, always bringing forth, but you better be careful oooooo


The boys are our babies you know and so there's this slogan " babe, baby, oooookkjjkkk

They're always acting like babies, they want to......., they need to........

Hey don't be weakened!!!!!

Girls you are strong, but not the sell out chicks, so shameful....what then are you living if under your legs are not overly secured....... you know what I mean....

That's your treasure, if you sell outhuh Oh no.

Most of you who are holding on, a big shout out to the VIP!!!!!! SEVEN BILLION YEARS TO YOU ALL!!!!
Mercisharelove...be nice today & plesw dont cuss
..plese can we fukkk? This is a simple yes or know becuzz am ready to pay u N20,000 cash.
Can we fukk plese??
Travel › Re: Air Peace Promotes John Paul Nku To A Boeing 777 Captain by MrCork: 9:17pm On Sep 14, 2024
AfonjahMozlem:
Only Igbos achieve on merit.

The others are rewarded for thuggery, sex or looting like MC Oluomo, Abike Dabiri and Gbajabiamila.
^^^THERE THEY GO AGAIN....ANOTHER STEEEEWPID TRIBALISTIC IBO RAGGAMOFICK SCUM.....shut the fukk up woman! undecided

.....SO WOT IF HE WAS PROMOTED...IS HE THE FIRST FROG TO GET PROMOTED IN YOR VILLAGE? YOU IBO SCUMS LIKE TO PLAY VICTIM ALL TRHE TIME LIKE THE WORLD IS AGAINST U BUT WE DONT SEE YOU COMPLAINING. THIS IS EXACTLY WHY IBO PEOPLE WILL NEVER BE TRUSSED BECUZZ U ALL THE SAME...

AND HAS FOR YOU..U BETTER FOCUS ON SHAVIN THE MUSTACHE AROUND YOUR BEARD LIKE ALL DECENT IBO WOMEN!!!!(((no oofence))) angry

Travel › Re: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Worker Program - Connect Here Part 11 by MrCork: 6:12pm On Sep 14, 2024
babepink:
Simplest way is the express entry IMO.
goood morning please. please do u have yansh and how much please? (no oofencse) smiley
Celebrities › Re: Asa Asika Gets Engaged To Leona Adesanya by MrCork: 6:09pm On Sep 14, 2024
Giftygal49:
Davido’s manager & DJ Cuppy's ex Boyfriend, Asa Asika, gets engaged to his woman, Leona Adesanya



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu4noNgsDUU



https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_33gEmNDJy/?igsh=YzljYTk1ODg3Zg==
BUT WHY DO YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE KEEP MARRRRIYIN OLOSHO WOMEN IN THAT NIGERIA PLACE..........DONT Y.ALL HAVE SENCE OR BRAINS??....I bet u i can fukkk her if i pay am N20,000 naira..CASH...TRUSSS ME!!!! (((((((no oofenccse))))))) angry
Romance › Re: Warning: 80% Of Females On Nairaland Are Male Fraudster Pretending To Be Female! by MrCork(op): 4:58pm On Sep 14, 2024
meobizy:
MrGay, you are surely gay. ROFLMAO.
Brother, call it what you want...joke all u want........shed crocodie tears if u want......YOU BEEN EXPOSED,. YOU SCAMMER!!!!
Romance › Warning: 80% Of Females On Nairaland Are Male Fraudster Pretending To Be Female! by MrCork(op):
M.O.D.....FRONT PAGE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!



kindly note that 80% of females on nairaland are known males fraudsters pretendin to be female.....so dont say you yansh them by mistake or u didnt no u was yanshing a male..THAT EXCUSE WILL NOT FLY HERE SIR & YOR APOLOGY WILL NOT BE ACCEPETED!!!!

THIS ARE THE KNOWN SCAMMERS EXPOSED SO FAR.....we will get the others:

1. Siofra; He was exposed twice last year before getting 6 month ban.......he been keepin low profle since then

2. Jeon: Known male who pretends to be lesbian. The faggggot finally accepted his comfort zone is top continue actin like a lesbiann

3. Meobizy: This is the worst or all as we always thought I was talkin toa female until when I was about to yansh her..then we saw this post below.......this nigggger said he forgot to shave his full beard at the barber.

THE PROBLEM IS THE FORGET THEY ARE PRETENDINTO BE FEMALE...AND THEN SUDDENLY START RESPONDING LIKE MALES.

SO PLEASE....DO NOT SAY U NOT BEEN WARNED....so many faggggots trying to scam u.

Proooooof:
Check out Meobizy's conversation below.. After we expose, they usually come back as another female with different id and photo profile.
MEOBIZY, JEON, SIOFRA WILL ASK YOU FOR MOINEY!!

BE WARNED!!!!

Culture › Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by MrCork: 9:41pm On Sep 13, 2024
meobizy:
Gaylord. You are so gay that you don’t even like girls.
So? Gay or no gay, yor yansh will be yansh sir!!! angry
Culture › Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by MrCork: 6:40pm On Sep 13, 2024
meobizy:
Colourful like a rainbow. Gay!
No big deal..you will stll be fukk sir!!
Romance › Re: I Really Need A Laptop by MrCork: 5:57pm On Sep 13, 2024
RealityKings:
I really need a laptop with nvidia graphics but all I have is 100k
......go n ask Fada chrissssmas!!! angry
Romance › Re: Can some please lend me N19million Naira..urgent!! by MrCork(op): 4:44pm On Sep 13, 2024
Blackmoran:
And you think you will meet someone here on nairaland that will be foolish enough to borrow you that amount of money.... Just like that!!!!!
Why not? Bro 19million naira is chicken change. I gave a married lady N15million nara two months..i dint even ask for seccx. Of course there are people with moiney on nairaland except of the broke 80% who are always begggin...sadly the 80% are males sir angry
Culture › Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by MrCork: 4:26pm On Sep 13, 2024
meobizy:
MrGay, you are so gay.
You right...juss get yor yansh ready for Group Intimacy sir!! angry
Culture › Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by MrCork: 3:14pm On Sep 13, 2024
ExBachelor:
You Bleep males that wear female dresses 👗 and carry purses 👛 like bobrisky and Flavour? Now I understand why your preek mistakenly stood up when you saw flavour in his no back gown
Son calm down.am not gay...u dont belif then introduse me to yor sister or mother sir...& i will introduse yhem to meCORK sir!!((no offeenncse)) smiley
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork: 3:12pm On Sep 13, 2024
190:

Get out of my sight you uncircumstised buffon!

Have you finished scamming this morning angry
son the goood news for u is you are out of date & not rated.....the bad news thou is, after 15years on nairaland, everyone concluded yor head is not corrrect & will never be cor4ect!!((no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Hookers Are Better Than Girlfriends by MrCork: 6:29am On Sep 13, 2024
Looky:
You are running mad
Bro, so u sayin u never pay for puccccccy be for..u dont like women?u defunately gay sir. Why are u gay??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Kept This Under My Pillow Everyday. What Should I Do...see It! by MrCork: 12:44am On Sep 13, 2024
Mercisharelove:
When a woman loves you so much be grateful and reciprocate. Because you may never find love like you were showered.
WHICH HUSBAND??...STOP LYIN MENNNNN...U DONT HAV MAN and u cant find man...and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland..STOP LYIN! Mennn!!(((no oofencsse)) angry
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork:
190:
[color=RED]Hey Romance section

Has anyone on here recently been in contact or in touch with Mzdarkskin angry

If you have kindly ask her to HMU on facebook ASAP!

MzD if you still on here reach out to me ASAP

TY![/color]

WIILL U GERRRRRA RAAA HERE MENNNN.......YOU PIRISTORICK.FORGOTTTTEN SABLOGOLISTICK CANIVOS CANCALACUNTA ONE EYE REJECT!! (((((no ofencse)))) angry
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Seen Mzdarkskin by MrCork: 12:17am On Sep 13, 2024
190:
[color=RED]Hey Romance section

Has anyone on here recently been in contact or in touch with Mzdarkskin angry

If you have kindly ask her to HMU on facebook ASAP!

MzD if you still on here reach out to me ASAP

TY![/color]
angry
Romance › Re: Are Tall Guyz Really Attractive To A Lady At First Sight?? by MrCork: 7:54pm On Sep 12, 2024
DeBrain045:
Okay actually this question poped up in my mind for a while now, are Tall guyz really attractive to ladies at first sight??
I have alot of friends thou and colleagues any time we hangout together there this kinda feel i notice from ladies when the taller ones talk them or wo them me personally have experienced it, pls keep character aside o, dat why i said at first sight am not short sha
Btother, are u atracted to tall guys..Dogo?(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Are Tall Guyz Really Attractive To A Lady At First Sight?? by MrCork: 7:53pm On Sep 12, 2024
DeBrain045:
Okay actually this question poped up in my mind for a while now, are Tall guyz really attractive to ladies at first sight??
I have alot of friends thou and colleagues any time we hangout together there this kinda feel i notice from ladies when the taller ones talk them or wo them me personally have experienced it, pls keep character aside o, dat why i said at first sight am not short sha
angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Kept This Under My Pillow Everyday. What Should I Do...see It! by MrCork: 7:27pm On Sep 12, 2024
Mercisharelove:
When a woman loves you so much be grateful and reciprocate. Because you may never find love like you were showered.
...and please dont cuss..be nice! undecided
Romance › Re: My Husband Kept This Under My Pillow Everyday. What Should I Do...see It! by MrCork: 7:25pm On Sep 12, 2024
Mercisharelove:
When a woman loves you so much be grateful and reciprocate. Because you may never find love like you were showered.

You dont have man yet u givin people advise on jow to get man...y
Sweet hat. U. Need urgent medication & hospital help asap!!
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2024: Live Updates Thread by MrCork: 6:33pm On Sep 12, 2024
TallnSexyBabe:
Bring it out.
How much exactly please?
Culture › Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by MrCork: 4:57pm On Sep 12, 2024
ExBachelor:
meobizy is a man. How do you not know and get it?
Bro i fukk Meobizy anyday...so are u sayin u cant/wunt smash bobrisky if she flex her yansh round yor face?......i beggggy!! undecided
Culture › Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by MrCork: 4:22pm On Sep 12, 2024
ExBachelor:
meobizy is a man. How do you not know and get it?
Really??
Proof it...did u see her preeeeek sir? undecided

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