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Yorubastardz:
There is a route I don't like taking because their is a police checkpoint mounted there.

Whenever I go and buy weed I avoid that route
Unfortunately due to heavy downpour creating floods I had to use the route where police dey.

I was going back home with my weed and I was already high. My co ordination and movements were aware and solid.
I walked like agile strong man.

But immediately I pass the checkpoint
My head began to swell. I started fading off like I was about to faint.
I struggled to maintain balance. It was so strange and I thank God the policemen didn't notice my dizzy movements.

Immediately I passed the checkpoint. My head became clear again. I was confused
What just happened? Then I look back and see a small shrine around the checkpoint.

Could it be that the juju affect people with weed, making them dizzy so that police will notice their strange behavior and search them🤔🤔

Yorubastardz:
Konji is like a spirit that makes you do stupid things and regret later.
The konji wey hold me as rain fall this evening
I was very close to spending 30k for hookup.

If not for xvideos, lotion and soapy immediately I cum, I came to my senses.

I knelt down and thank God for not making me spend 30k just for pussy

Yorubastardz:
you be fool

SON ..TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE....YOU ARE GAY..PIRRRRRIODD!!!!!(((no ofeencse)))

Yorubastardz:
In my lifetime, I never knew that this economy has gotten extremely bad.
This night a lady from an Ashawo joint close to my house came out shouting Bonaza Bonaza
That any man with 20k can have her for the whole day. .she said she will do anything the man wants.
Omo I just dey laugh
These girls have lost it, dem no get shame at all

This level of desperateness needs to be studied

Yorubastardz:
In my lifetime, I never knew that this economy has gotten extremely bad.
This night a lady from an Ashawo joint close to my house came out shouting Bonaza Bonaza
That any man with 20k can have her for the whole day. .she said she will do anything the man wants.
Omo I just dey laugh
These girls have lost it, dem no get shame at all

This level of desperateness needs to be studied

BigYash:
Your pa pa tell you say I Fvck his sme lling a s s before? Ozuor like you.. Na ur pa pa be g a y !

We4all:
NnamdiPapa is gay. You can hit him up.

we4a1l:
Like the topic goes, I am a mother of two kids in my early thirties. My husband left us 2 years ago and I must confess, life has really been hard as a single mom of two kids and it's not been easy. I sleep alone every night, hugging tightly to my pillows and body no be firewood, as a woman, I have needs to satisfy.

I am looking for a man who can satisfy my needs. We get to chit chat and know each other before moving forward with anything.
You must reside in Lagos and be well to do, Asaba or Abuja. I am a down to earth woman so do not waste my time. I will ignore any unserious mention.

You can reach me on my email.

We4all@gmail.com..

I hope I find a good man here.

siofra:
I counted 16 pieces.
I bought it in Kogi State.

I couldn't finish it because it was so ugly and square. I like my Suya flat and very spicy

What do you think?

IyaTola:

MisterBanny:
Pls why would a little baby of three years be Stooling and vomiting at same time? I'm really worried and scared as I've prayed and prayed, but nothing is changing. It started this morning. I don't have a Kobo to even get medication.
Seems prayers don't work anymore?
I'm really worried.
It's so shocking that she already lost a lot of weight, looks weak, pale and really down. This is too painful to me

Someone should pls help me some funds to take her for treatment.🙏🙏🙏🙏

Akanabaa:
BREAKING NEWS: Happened in calabar where a girl call Pretty Goddess flog and strip her fellow Girl call Bella n@ked.

The reason for her actions was because Pretty Goddess saw a chat on Bella phone between her boyfriend and Bella planning on going out and where Bella went out with her man.

From the video, it shows that Pretty Goddess was in a hotel with the said Bella and other girls.

Akanabagist gather that Bella was planned by pretty goodness to be beaten that’s why it was done in a hotel in calabar where pretty goddess was telling Bella she will refund all the expenses made from bolt to the amount use in paying for the Hotel room

Very Dark Man Reacts:




https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-9_KmaMvFc/?igsh=eWR4Z2VydHluMzho

Akanabaa:
BREAKING NEWS: Happened in calabar where a girl call Pretty Goddess flog and strip her fellow Girl call Bella n@ked.

The reason for her actions was because Pretty Goddess saw a chat on Bella phone between her boyfriend and Bella planning on going out and where Bella went out with her man.

From the video, it shows that Pretty Goddess was in a hotel with the said Bella and other girls.

Akanabagist gather that Bella was planned by pretty goodness to be beaten that’s why it was done in a hotel in calabar where pretty goddess was telling Bella she will refund all the expenses made from bolt to the amount use in paying for the Hotel room

Very Dark Man Reacts:




https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-9_KmaMvFc/?igsh=eWR4Z2VydHluMzho

mamagee3:
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Leemzyy:
Now i know what to do

Ayjay44:
you want me dead abi? Don’t worry I’ll soon be gone and you can be happy

Leemzyy:
Lol hey just today i was imagining,if nairaland was a school,which member do u think will be ;(1)The head master (2)The head head mistress (3)The school brilliant male/female student (5)The school male/female bully (6) The school gossiper (7)The school dull male/female student (That annoying student (9)That silent and quiet student (10)That student that always get to be bullied (11)That handsome student(girls crush) (12)That pretty student(boys crush) (13)That sturborn student (14)That disrespectful student (15)That student that always brag (16)That male student that likes to date all the girls(womanizer) (17)That female student that has date most of all the guys (18)That funny student that always crack jokes (19)That school noisemaker (20)That student that always causes trouble and picks fight everywhere

Knightred:
it's what!!

My doc said nothing to worry about,but he doesn't want to tell what going on,

That yulky thing also comes out wen i have sE×

Knightred:
meaning

Knightred:

Knightred:
Wow!

Is that ur leg,gosh u gat beautiful legs

Can i pls see the end of it

and ur pant pls

Knightred:



do u want to show your's instead

Knightred:
we so so happy that ur brain is connected with ur penis
(Meaning u think with ur dick)


And doctor's verified that rat species that think like u are going to die next month


We happy and we celebrate ur passing
We hope u go soon

Ayjay44:
you want me dead abi? Don’t worry I’ll soon be gone and you can be happy

Ayjay44:
Will my enemies be happy if I kms?

Mrcork
Hellvictorinho

Leemzyy:
Do u know my age?do you even know me?biko if you are not stupid answer me

Leemzyy:
Even you as well is stupid

Leemzyy:
U and knightred are both stupid

Knightred:
Ain't you dead yet

we need your corpse before december

Knightred:
dude,can u pls kill mrcork for me, am begging u,he his so so stupid like u,if u kill him he die
Then u also go to prison and die
And that will make me very happy

So when are u killing him and when are u dying?

Cause celeb waiting

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
Hi , call me Danyyyy , I know people to advertise on this forum but I'm just going to try my luck and hope it works.

I'm desperately in need of work , I graduated last year and I have an outstanding fee of 350k to clear before service , nowhere to see the money for now.

I live at Ogu/bolo L.G.A , rivers state , close to Onne trailer park , Nonwa and Eteo, I have worked as a cleaner , a bet king cashier , a teacher , a computer operator , a waittress and an online page handler.

I am available for all of the above and also interested in home tutoring , nanny and baby sitting and even sales girl , on a fair salary.

I have also hawked snacks but due to sickness in early June , my ingredients got spoiled , I spent money on drugs and my flour became family flour , so I'm going to have to start from square one.

If its a live in house help around pH with accommodation and feeding , I can take it too on a fair salary.

I'm very literate , I'm 23 and I have a male partner that is working which is why I don't want to travel too far for work.

Whoever it is that can help out , please help me out