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RomanceRe: My Gay Boss Wanna Get Down With Me! by MrCork1: 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2010
Larsom, bro let me Nyansh you. just close you eyes tongue

You be promoted to Team Leader
RomanceRe: Share Yours! by MrCork1: 2:58pm On Aug 12, 2010
OK ladies, are we referings to my 17inches c0rk? is this what the topick is about?
RomanceRe: What's The Longest Time Period You've Gone by MrCork1: 2:56pm On Aug 12, 2010
I s,e,x.x.x,x a chick for 8 hours last week, non stop.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 2:54pm On Aug 12, 2010
Mr Borin, u must be relateds to him
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 2:54pm On Aug 12, 2010
2face is rubbish and we both no it. The only sentense he knows is: 'wetin Concern Anybody or nothin dey happen.

U can tell he waz born in a bush and not in a hospitul. (no ofense)
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 2:51pm On Aug 12, 2010
Ok I might as well say it. I believe the answer is YES!!! So many single ladies in churches and for some reasons, they always wantto remain single

until the pastor appoints a man for the. true!
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 2:44pm On Aug 12, 2010
But the truth is that black men like sports,drinking chasing big booties, church is just for one hour on Sunday and not really our thing, unless u being

forced to
RomanceRe: Do Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 2:37pm On Aug 12, 2010
Well, I believe to find a man, women MUST look beyond the church
RomanceDo Black Church Keep Black Women Single? by MrCork1(op): 2:36pm On Aug 12, 2010
I have noticed so many single females in most black churches.

Could the question be true? Whats your take on this?
RomanceRe: Can You Lay Curse On Your Partner ?. by MrCork1: 2:24pm On Aug 12, 2010
well I lay curse on her ONLY if she dont give mr punnnny.

I curse her whole family from the 2month old to her great great gran aunty
CelebritiesRe: Alicia Keys And Swizz Beats tie the knott by MrCork1: 2:21pm On Aug 12, 2010
I wented to the wedding. I was there
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by MrCork1: 2:20pm On Aug 12, 2010
it look like 190,,  Kinda
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by MrCork1: 2:17pm On Aug 12, 2010
looks edible though, fried bacon tongue
CelebritiesRe: Who Looks Betta Peter Or Paul? by MrCork1: 2:07pm On Aug 12, 2010
actually he ugly but hes body look like my body, mine look better
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by MrCork1: 2:05pm On Aug 12, 2010
Actually, i have insured my 17iches cork against fire & theft (3rd party insurance)
CrimeRe: Cheating Boyfriends VS crazy girlfriends by MrCork1: 2:03pm On Aug 12, 2010
The boy is weak. My cork is 17inches, it cannever burn
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 1:59pm On Aug 12, 2010
oisehumen. bro u very lucky u dont need a cv.

u look it!
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 1:57pm On Aug 12, 2010
oisehumen,  bro, I bet u a self employ arm robber (no offense)

Anyways, u look it!!
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 1:53pm On Aug 12, 2010
Obviously, those who say 'mother' comes first are single. When you get married, you will know better.
RomanceRe: Whats A Woman's Greatest Asset? by MrCork1: 1:51pm On Aug 12, 2010
Well i suspect its the Womanliness BUT u beleaf its the Nyansh
RomanceRe: Can U Fall In Love With A Midget/dwarf by MrCork1: 1:49pm On Aug 12, 2010
Midgets are sweet to Nyansh, actualy
CelebritiesRe: So Queen Lateefah Is Gay? by MrCork1: 1:48pm On Aug 12, 2010
Any male ever been Nyanshed by a female lesbo?
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 1:47pm On Aug 12, 2010
oisehumen, for example, look at the profile in yo profile, u obviuoly go for womens that look like MEN

ANd its simply becoz u dont have a job!! I betu have 10 NYCS and 4 degree!! (no ofense)
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 1:44pm On Aug 12, 2010
Ok, u guys have about 10 degress each but u cant find a jobs?  grin  grin   grin   grin

I dont have a degree but I own BMW X5 & GULF GTI (alloys wills).  

QUESTION IS, who do u tink a chick would go forhuh  

ANWSER:  ME!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 1:39pm On Aug 12, 2010
Educations or educations i can pull any chicks on Nairalands, truss me.

When i see a woman, i dont care if she educateds or not, all i see is Nyansh & booobsi

Ladies tell me i have the cham & cabana to pull any womens (light skin or black skin).   truss me

Even my gran mother say am hand sum!! DONT HATE, JUST CONGRATULATE
!!!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 1:32pm On Aug 12, 2010
What has compresions gots to do with anythings?  do u mean Tyre compresor for car?

Too much grammar is a illitracy.  Truss me!!
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 1:28pm On Aug 12, 2010
Mr Boring, Bro, 2face is a skinny hungry lookin Cave man who kannut sing. How the hell can he be a role models to childrens when he cannut

speak english? U tell me!!!

My Great gan mother sing better
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 12:08pm On Aug 12, 2010
28Schweet (f) , so u want me becoz I drives a Gulf GTI with alloys wills and becoz I have moiney?

Are you a gold digggar??

hmm, WOMEN & MY MONIEY, I GIVE UP!!
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 12:01pm On Aug 12, 2010
By the way can anybody pliss connfirm if SA GODDESS haves Nyansh? ,,, I think I luff her
FamilyRe: Wife Vs Mother (at War) by MrCork1(op): 11:55am On Aug 12, 2010
This is wierd though. you can divorce your wife but not your Mum. Well, in the real world, people can dis-own their own Mother.
RomanceRe: Why Do Educated Female Marry Late by MrCork1: 11:52am On Aug 12, 2010
I GIVE UP. IT IS OFISIALL: SA GODDESS IS A TIME WASTER!!

Ladies, pliss holla at me. I am single and I have moiney and car BMWX5 & GULF GTI with alloy wills and Sat NAvs
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia: 'wetin Concern Anybody Whether I Marry Or I No Marry?' by MrCork1: 11:49am On Aug 12, 2010
rockers, Bro, it sound like u r relateds to them. did they buy u a TV with remote controls or what? (no ofense)

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