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Honeycity:
i saw this on fb and i decided to share it with you ladies so we could all learn from it

Dere r two ladies Dat hav been chattin wit ds guy on BB nd fb 4som mnths nw.One of Dem stays in PH while D other one stays in Igando in Lagos.D lady frm PH flew in2 Lagos on Friday nd arrange 2meet wit him @an eatry in Lekki.While comin 2D appointd place,he cam wit anoda lady he had earlier pickd @ Magodo junctn also on appointment.He told her he needd 2C som pple at Lekki b4 takin her out.On get, tin 2 an eatery in Lekki,he took excuse frm her 2 C som gals in D eatery.He later cam out of wit 4gals.He introducd D girl in his car 2 D 4Gals as his cousin.He told D 5gals he ws takin all of Dem 2 La Campaign Tropicana 4a treat.On gettin 2somwhere @ Abijo along Lekki- Epe express he suddenly stoppd D car nd pretendd Dat D car is faulty.All D 5Gals cam dwn 2push D car leavin all Deir Fone,money,handbags in D car.D car zoomd off leaving D 5gals strandd!”

Rubiish. sweeeery honeycity. did you fall off a chair this morning?

Woke4all:
Cork when is your birthday?


I can arrange some hen  chicks for you

hen? are you a farmer? loooooong hiissssssss!

Henry46:
That's just the fact, thier names, comments and post on threads are very beautiful and sexy but when you click on thier profile to see what's within, you'll be surprise at what will spring out, but they will be d first to critisize nd call some one 'ugly'. Most hardly upload thier pics tho, but the few that do upload thiers scares the hell out of ones self. Pls, is it that the not all that beautiful ones are the ones logging and commenting all the time on this section?
I could ve loved to name most of them here but reserving it for a d right time will be d best option for nw. I also knw u'll be asking for my defination of beauty but lets keep dat aside because y'all can differenciate btw RED nd BLUE
You can throw stones nd acid on me for all care but deep within yourself u knw 'this dude is right''
u'r free to chop me off  if u wish! For those that wish to knw, i'm nt new here anyway.
FORGIVE MY TYPOS(i mean no harm, just droping what i feel is d fact)

Brother Henry. you angry coz the ladies aint feelin you? Silly goat!!

Candyness:
krazy 

Whats funny? you skinnnny mosquito!!

Ozegbe:
I frequently hear this "she's hot" wat does it mean.

Ok bro. for example, women think am Hot. It has nothin to do with my good looks but with my total package: 17 inches, I hope this clarifies it

ThoniaSlim:
I think dudes who go on about how white women are this and that are just so funny. . .like dude ain't nobody contesting that. . .makes you'all look so pathetic. . . If you dating one and you so happy with her. . .good for you. . .if you ain't dating one and this is your way of trying to find one. . .I suggest you try match.com and stop boring us with your cheap advertisements. . .

well said sweery. NJ gyal just mad becoz I prefar beauriful lovely sentive sweeet lovely fantastic white babes over her. And by the way, They always have real hair unlike those females!   

REALITY101:
Damn quit following me foooool

huh? are u rich? ediioooot boy!!

REALITY101:
Seriously I don't know why we cheat but one sad thing is, my gf is X 10 more prettier and sexier than all the other girls I have cheated her with. . . Why?

is she a midget?

Idowuogbo:
Corky nauu dey said dey do me discount wen I told dem u dey carry 17inches,one of dem jus screamed "oh la la I will love to find his ggg-spot" and one asked if normal condoms fit u or shud he pack hand gloves as dem b tear rubber, d last she-boy said he wants to use mouth size d width of your Anaconda.Oya na 30% discount talk jare I go wooze u o

Idogogalobo. Sweeery.  were u once a house girl?  becoz i honestly cannot understand your nigerian grammmar (no ooferinse)

Idowuogbo:
Eemmh cork I will pay for 3 she-boys from Malaysia to use kondo destroy ya yansh

Deal or no Deal

Idowuogbo <<<<<< Racist Donkey

bekay911:
pls i need a weekend treat from you Just handle mr cork for moi.and return him in pieces. Tnx in advance.

*****sounds like Bakery is back from the farm *****

neyostica:
Mr cork, your experieñce is needed

ok bro. being an ex playa, i think I can help

Templa:
She revealed dat she had a baby for someone else. The baby was given away to motherless babies while d man resposible is not even aware he has a baby. Wtf

so what. you have a woman and you still moaning. cha!

neyostica:
My lady here said there is only one reason to have se.x with someone, which is LOVE, and i said i can name 50, so guys help me out. Keep it coming

Brother nero. so instead of concentrating on gettin punnny, you want to count from 1 to 50? holly molly!!