₦airaland Forum

pendo89:
_{what is wrong with being a somali? I aint one though bt I got 2 as friends}

Pendos. sweeery  their forehead looks like MotorCycle Headlamp. Reality's forehead looks similiar! (no oofeinse)

slimyem:
why you sounding like a baby crying for momma's b r e ast milk??

Slimmyam. sweeery Odunnu makes you look very ugly. She's deliciously pretty!

Flashaldrin:
following the tradition, mr xynerise should be on his honeymoon now, true or false??
wetin come happen??

Honey what? will he travel on a donkey?

xynerise:
@Mr cork. I am married so u should be thanking me 4 doing this research for mugu like u.

Married? and how much did u pay?

xynerise:
@Mr cork. If u are frustrated, pls check d next door pls. I dont have time for clowns now.

Bro You sound like one of those Nigerian Idol rejects. Get your swag right and the ladies will holla.  Trusss me!

xynerise:
I created a thread few weeks ago saying "a caring guy to a Nigerian gal is Mugu" and all the gals disagreed with me. Now who is a Mugu?

xynerise. bro from the way you spell, you sound like one.  i mean this in a good way! 

slimyem:
^^go lick stew!!!

I eat pasta!! 

REALITY101:
Puto lol I ain't Somalian

so u say. eeeediooot boy!!

REALITY101:
Not allowed foool 

Thanks. You Somali Monkey!!

michelin89:
Thanks for this piece advice!

First time anyone would ever thank me on Nairaland!

sexkillz:
[color=#000070]And why?[/color]

What in the name of Mr Cork is this Albino whyin  about?  

michelin89:
Why are people with great intellect emotional vegetables?

michel.  Don't mistake niceness for weakness. Growth begins when we begin to accept our own weakness.  True Story!!

MsDarkSkin:
Because typically intelligent ppl (esp. Those who are successful) have a keen eye for detail and are competitive by nature. Both qualities are enough to attract the opposite sex however they can also ruin a relationship. Such folks tend to have an ego and are less willing to compromise.

MsDarkSkin.  you are intelectual? 

xynerise:
The moment u mention your location like V.island or Ikeja, I bet u d conversation will change. .

you cant compare your V.island or Ikeja to Peckham.  Truss me!!

michelin89:
Why are people with great intellect emotional vegetables?

Mashal.  sweeery u gots Nyansh, boooobsi or heavy thigh?  Please confim. cheers!

odiaero:
^^ I guess the one u met personally is 190

Bro this is serious. have you seen there faces?  Actually i mean this in a good way

odiaero:
How many homebased Nigerians have u met?

ermm bro. all the ones we see on TV look angry!