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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:35am On Apr 09, 2013
chelseabmw:
IT SEEMS U DONT WANT TO STAY IN LONDON EVER AGAIN......... VERY SOON YOU WILL FIND U SELF IN LOKOJA.....BE CAREFUL........I DONT JOKE WITH MY ADAOBI
Brother...You stand *NO* chance with your 1972 chat up lines...The Girl is mine & u will need to *STEP UP*..truss me! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:28am On Apr 09, 2013
chelseabmw: hey cocky..............go back n lay eggs lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
brother...cry all u want, AM HITTIN IT FIRST...the only favour I can offer u is: if u want to watch..TAKE IT OF LEAVE IT! wink
RomanceRe: Does she look like Beyonce by MrCork17: 12:22am On Apr 09, 2013
MajorJ...brother..No oofeinse but u sound like a Man made edddiot...pls take it as a compliment!. angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:19am On Apr 09, 2013
CFCfan: Shymexx, Mr Cork and chelseabmw; make una create a thread dedicated to wooing Adaobi cool.
bro am already hittin it..she said Yes!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:16am On Apr 09, 2013
adaobi123: shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Mission accomplished...I take that as a YES!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:14am On Apr 09, 2013
adaobi123: i havent ended up with anybody............yet

except for my e-husband tongue
sweeery U better forget those boys...Am hittin it first...Deal? wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:10am On Apr 09, 2013
Anyways am out..Conference meeting tomorrow with Brazi, Japan, Germany and Hawaii...guud nite! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:08am On Apr 09, 2013
adaobi123: LMMMMAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU CRAY !!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
village girl is happy becoz London boy is givin her lyricundecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 12:07am On Apr 09, 2013
chelseabmw:
I LOVE YOU TOO MY ADAOBI....................MY AMALACHAWA.......................MY SUGARCANE BANANA........... BECAUSE OF U I CAN VOTE BUHARI INSTEAD OF GEJ.................. kiss kiss
bro...u honestly tink that Lyrics will garautee u punnny?...looong wait! undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:59pm On Apr 08, 2013
chelseabmw: Have you seen her before? is she from london too? pls advise lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
bro she resembles Mike Tyson in mini sket...truss me! undecided
RomanceRe: Advice To Youths by MrCork17: 11:57pm On Apr 08, 2013
[quote author=flyboy_Austine]Never waste anyone’s time if you aren’t gonna love them forever. Don’t even date them because it’s of no pride you having a huge list of Ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. It doesn’t even portray the man or woman in you. Always speak out your heart to someone, don’t keep that person around because you feel pity for him or her. If you’re busy loving someone else, utter it o...[/quote]ok..did she leave u? undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:52pm On Apr 08, 2013
chelseabmw: kiss me my love............i dedicate our 2 - 1
!



Bro watch out..adaobi123 loook like man! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:42pm On Apr 08, 2013
totalbaby: And what is your problem huh
Sweeery pliss dont talk if you not light skin!angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:34pm On Apr 08, 2013
totalbaby: i miss u too boo put pls take it down, i dnt like it angry
missing who?? ...serrrious looong hisss!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:33pm On Apr 08, 2013
but whats the deal with Sexxskillz & Ogugua? angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Always Have Headache?? by MrCork17: 11:24pm On Apr 08, 2013
Korrection: Guys have you noticed thishuh Anytime you ask girls or even your wife some relevant questions that you are curious to know... Youll hear. Im having headache...am i the only one noticing this?
..maybe your voice giv them headache (no ofeinse) angry
RomanceRe: Craziest Thing You've Done This Year so far by MrCork17: 11:15pm On Apr 08, 2013
ashmanpolo: ...And i was in the shower as in stark nak.ed, my eyes partly covered with lather then my friend Chigozie opened the door widely and shouted APRIL FOOL - right in front of his sisters and some other friends. OMG!!! My heart disappeared
Two hours later he wished he never met me all his life as he laid on that hospital bed.
i got out of the bathroom with my boxers, searched for my PPEs and found this timberland boot with safety metal in front, wore it and went straight to Chigozie, my people i kicked LIFE out of his face until he was subconscious. i was kicking the face and shouting APRIL FOOL. Hehehehheehehe for one week now he has not talked to me.
Hihihihi, he's a nairalander and pls if you're reading this i just have a question for you since we don't talk again. i hope you found solace in that five-combo kick? Naaansense
ok...so yor friend playd wit yor eyes in the shower...and?.undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:12pm On Apr 08, 2013
adaobi123: I don't care. I'm a Manchester united fan grin grin
sweery wot do u no about football? angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 11:09pm On Apr 08, 2013
CFCfan: First of all, I'm not ga,y.
Secondly, I was making a joke, obviously 'recharge cards' are mostly associated with Nigeria.
brother no oofeinse but I suspect yor smile...first, u show yor whole teeth and second,u askin for recharge card angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 10:38pm On Apr 08, 2013
chelseabmw:

YEA..................WHITE WOMEN DONT ASK FOR RECHARGE CARDS............AND THEY DONT ALSO SEND 'PLEASE CALL ME BACK' TO UR PHONE lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
true..white women dont where weave!! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2013
chelseabmw: I DATE A WHITE WOMAN TOO, HOW ABT U?
AT LAST, MY HERO!!!!...A TRUEST BLACK MAN WHO NO WHAT REAL VALUE IS....yezzzz sup!! cheesy
RomanceRe: He Called His Girlfriend "f0cking B1tch" @ The Subway by MrCork17: 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2013
onila: awwww yr so cute
i take it u tryin to bribe me....are u light skin? wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 10:06pm On Apr 08, 2013
..WHITE WOMEN..LIGHT SKIN WOMEN or HALF CAST WOMEN...Pirrriod! angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 10:01pm On Apr 08, 2013
[quote author=damilola_luv]lol but would you ask a white person are u darkskinned huh Off course they would not reply like that[/quote]huh?..ask a white person are u dark skin?? ...so the white people u have in Nigeria are dark skin? ..NIGERIAN WOMEN..I GIVE UP! undecided
RomanceRe: He Called His Girlfriend "f0cking B1tch" @ The Subway by MrCork17: 9:47pm On Apr 08, 2013
onila: screw you, dumb nigga!
sweery, Real ladies DO NOT swaar...Well to be honest, 99% of Nairalanders would love u to re-locate to mars..coz of yor borin threads..they are fed up! (no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: He Called His Girlfriend "f0cking B1tch" @ The Subway by MrCork17: 9:36pm On Apr 08, 2013
onila: cry cry and many pple where there

why do girls keep up with that bullsh1t. .u deserve better\\

but I thot it was kinda of sexy tho smiley I like them rough
not again!!undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 9:34pm On Apr 08, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]Are you darkskinned?[/quote]this is how Nigerian women always fail exam..answerin question wit a question..
My question was: are u Dark skin?

Her reply: are u dark skin...White women dont act like that!!.
undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 9:28pm On Apr 08, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]lol isnt it obvious?[/quote]ok..how can Ibo & Barbie mix together? ..are u dark skin? angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Have An E-crush On Cfcfan by MrCork17: 9:23pm On Apr 08, 2013
[quote author=igbo_barbie]lol Nairaland has turned into Romanceland[/quote]sweeery IGBO, are u IBO? angry

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