₦airaland Forum

do they still use *Pin hole Camera* in Nigeria? (no oofennsese)

MsDarkSkin: it means you just missed your ride home. ediot.

but cant MsDarksin act like a lady intead of acting like a Nigerian? where is the manners?

which camera??

malaria: S c r e w dis cork

Malaria. how dare you screw me 6 times??

ppstats: Just because u can't see/touch the wind doesn't make it unreal. She's definitely out there..Hoping some really nice guy comes to make her dreams come true.

Out in which planet? Africa?

GUYS: If you are waiting for a female (THE ONE & ONLY), who is loving, understanding, cute, sweeet, caring, can cook, BEAUTIFUL,romantiic , humble, patient, honest, faithful and trustworthy. Don't worry, just keep dreaming!!!!

Ladies: If you are waiting for a man who is loving, understanding, cute, rich, humble, patient, honest, faithful and trustworthy. Don't worry, Jesus is coming soon.

Excelboi: Dis annoying clown...ur funny before but naw, u lost it..... Mods, ova to u!

Bro you sound angry. are u an allien?

It looks like cheese burger

A UFO just flew pass the toilet window while i waz $hitting. What does this mean? Please advise!

REALITY. bro is this an other gayy topic or just a men only thread?

hang on. but aint 99.6% of male graduates in NIgeria either barbers, plumbers or part time area boys?? (no oofeinsese)

Am getting fat. please advise.

sweeery goldie. dont worrry. I date anything. can i date you?

OK Am confused. Can a female get pregnant if she swallows sparmm? Please advise!

mykejones: Mr Cork! You jus allowed me waste my data plan in opening this thread!

CONGRATS!! sweeeeery Jones. BRO YOU JUST WON YO SEF 3 PACKET OF KULITO BISCUIT!!

[quote author=9ja-ninja]So i just read Ogochukwu Onuchukwu's story.. how her husband tortured her little by little ... emotionally, physically and mentally until she finally died. And i'm thinking i'll love my husband to pieces but not to the extent where he tries to kill.

i think she was partially selfish, she has her mother, siblings and extended family who love her so very much yet she was willing to die for her husband, all because of love for him. What about the people who love her what happens to them especially her kids and the autistic one his father refers to as abnormal.

Human beings na wa.

My prayer is God should help me find someone i will love dearly but not to the extent of sacrificing myself for an undeserving 'Kevin' (who by the way is not fine) and
has no regards for me or my kids.

You better worship me !
any comments[/quote]90 views and only 3 response. sweeery Ninja. sholdunt u be concentratin on findin husband from nairaland instead of worryin aBOUT ojugochuwuwugo?

REALITY101: Crack head

is that your middle name?

Blackteeth: Take your own medication first. You will get the answer you seek.

errmmm sweeeery blackteeth. ther is NO need for attitude. am simply quoting a CNN report from 1923!

Can you people be nice for once instead of behavin like Nigerians? PLEASE!!

huh? how can i be gayy when i control 6 chicks including mama gee and mrs chima!!? duh!

what is the capital of Murogonistan?? I have a blind date

Yea But Can they spek english?

[quote author=echo- bee]na wa o. na man nyansh u dey look about. continue one day u go see wetin u dey find[/quote]ermm Sweeeery Echo bee. madam Am not sure if you read backwards in Nigeria becoz nobody said anythins about lookin about mans nyansh. Do you read upside down?

ermm Guys, this is yo shance to quickly expose yo sef. Its no crime to be gayy & in fact, bein gayy in 2012 means: YOU ARE USER FRIENDLY. Look at great guys like Elton John, REALITY101, Gorge Michaels,Mrs Chima, Mike Tyson and so on. cheers!

[quote author=mama-gee][color=deeppink]This Mr.Cork is one annoying creep of nature!!! [/color] [/quote]MAma gee. madam, madam, Thers no need for attitude. At least, you dont really look like a man. Its a compliment

dabrake: wonders will never end. Wetin man pikin no go read again for this forum?

errrm Brother Breaker, Hopefully by 2073, you would understand the meaning of Publick forum (no oofeinsese)

so why then do NIgerian guys shake there Nyansh faster than NIgerian females at Nigerian parties? this was an observation from a magazine survey!

mykejones: On a sunday morning,dis is wat i wake up2see?
I'l ansa u..i neva eva check any guy yansh b4 o. Biko!

thats what dey all say!!