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Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 7:41pm On May 04, 2012

Flashaldrin: The goat should be the one complaining after seeing you.

flaha. Bro u look like a goat trainer and I really really really mean this in a good way. wher did u buy yo shirt? undecided

Romance › Re: I Hate Seeing Nigerians Girls Dating White Dude. by MrCork17: 11:57pm On May 03, 2012

OP. u have white women in Nigera? undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:55pm On May 03, 2012

amefi: Mzd is an angel in my world. I respect her a great deal. She is every man's dream wife. Get it Mr Cork!

huh? which dream? bro move your candle closer and take another look at her face undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:46pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: desperate is a 30 year old who can't get punny even if he paid #cork

errm correction. sweery i can get u whenever. Am from London!

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:44pm On May 03, 2012

anyways, back to the topic. should I go for counselling? I just saw a life goat for the first time ever. pls advise! undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:42pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: Amerffi doesn't think so

he iz desperate. why would he tink so? duh! undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:37pm On May 03, 2012

she aint even all that although she looks like a goat smuggler

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:34pm On May 03, 2012

amefi: Hi baby Mzd, hw r u? I miss u. Pls leave Mr Cork alone. He is in his period. I bet u can't compete with him on that issue, esp in this his present situation. Pls hit me up.

bro anini. the chick aint feelin u angry

Nairaland General › Re: Seun Talk To Your Modderator JAYBEE (Sexkills/idowuogbo)To Stop WitchHunting Me. by MrCork17: 11:28pm On May 03, 2012

REALITY. bro aint you gots g.a.y conferece to attend? you still the nicest g.a.y dude in nairaland according to poll undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Seun Talk To Your Modderator JAYBEE (Sexkills/idowuogbo)To Stop WitchHunting Me. by MrCork17: 11:20pm On May 03, 2012

REALITY. bro aint u gots hair dresser to go to? you g.a,y donkey! undecided

Nairaland General › Re: Seun Talk To Your Modderator JAYBEE (Sexkills/idowuogbo)To Stop WitchHunting Me. by MrCork17: 11:14pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: sorry to hear.

MsDarskin. please change yo picture: You very ugly. Please change it for yo country. cheers! undecided

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Nairaland General › Re: Seun Talk To Your Modderator JAYBEE (Sexkills/idowuogbo)To Stop WitchHunting Me. by MrCork17: 11:12pm On May 03, 2012

correction. Sexxxskilllz is not Jaybee. Sexxskillz is albino!! angry

Nairaland General › Re: Seun Talk To Your Modderator JAYBEE (Sexkills/idowuogbo)To Stop WitchHunting Me. by MrCork17: 11:11pm On May 03, 2012

OP. SAY NO TO DRUGS!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:08pm On May 03, 2012

ArQueBusieR: #shuddering#
It's ok, bro. Goats would give anyone the screaming abdabs. Goats are vicious animals. They are evil: they devour anything/anyone they come in contact with. My advice to you is: next time you see a goat, swallow a castor seed. It's better than being torn to pieces by those evil things.

thanks bro. we usually have squirrels here in London walking around, not goats. thanks for the advise bro! wink

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:06pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: *opens sack*
so what you waiting for? hop in!

sweeery Darksin. madam u will never find a husband with this your congodramatick attitude. You aint a wifey material (no oofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:03pm On May 03, 2012

*** i bet she has 8 puppies*** lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 11:02pm On May 03, 2012

Goldieluks: Yes goat bites, they bite cork brains like yours and chew it like grass.

sweeery Goldie. Sweeery are you one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pets? dont lie! undecided

Romance › Re: Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 10:59pm On May 03, 2012

mrs darskint. you look like a part time goat smuggler and i honestly mean this in a good way angry

Romance › Please Read. by MrCork17(op): 10:40pm On May 03, 2012*

Ok. Am from London. Anyways, woke up this mornin and saw 3 goats drinking from my swimming pool. I waz scared: Never seen real life goats in my life.. Anyways, I called the POLICE:

ME: Hello police, 3 goats are in my backyard: PLEASE HELP!!!

Police reply: huh? SAY WHAT?? goat in yo backyard? do u think this is Lagos? GERRRRRRAWAY!!!

**** My question is: do goats bite?? how do u guys cope? pls advise! (no oofeinsese) angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 10:25pm On May 03, 2012

LOOOOOONG HISSSSSS! angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 10:18pm On May 03, 2012

MsDarkSkin: mrcork <<<<< 30 yeer old vergin. Lives in mama,s bassmint.

msdarkinkin. you 419 ugly mofo. Who owns the picture on your profile? undecided

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 9:42pm On May 03, 2012*

ladunsky: [/color]

the last time we were together yu rili got on my nerves

[color=#000099] rilllli or Really? madam is that how the spell **really** in yo village? are u Somali? undecided

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 9:40pm On May 03, 2012

ladunsky: [/color]

the last time we were together yu rili got on my nerves

[color=#000099] rilllli or Really? madam is that how the spell **really** in yo village? you must be Somali undecided

Romance › Re: Is It OK To Slap A Female On The Face In 2013 For Being Rude? by MrCork17(op): 7:57pm On May 03, 2012

***maybe the makeup they sell in Nigeria make there face look hard. Its made in India*** (no ofeinsese) undecided

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 7:55pm On May 03, 2012

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]How can you expect someone to smile at your ugly arse? huh

[/quote] Mrs Chima. at least u not as ugly as MsDarkin. you look like a man wink

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 11:19pm On May 02, 2012

sadly, the answer will still be NO!! angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 11:17pm On May 02, 2012

MsDarkSkin: [size=28pt]Mr. Cork = Vic. O [/size]

damn fool.

MsDarkin. it wouldnt hurt to say: MR CORK, I want you! wink

Romance › Re: Is It OK To Slap A Female On The Face In 2013 For Being Rude? by MrCork17(op): 9:41pm On May 02, 2012

so How comes women are no longer obidient? you cant even send a woman to fetch water anymore. she will cuss u out. is it a black thing?

Romance › Re: Is It OK To Slap A Female On The Face In 2013 For Being Rude? by MrCork17(op): 9:32pm On May 02, 2012

Yield: lol

ha ha ha. very funny! angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Females Always Frown There Face? by MrCork17(op): 9:22pm On May 02, 2012

and here comes MRS CHIMA!! undecided

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