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Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian in Action! by MrCork17(op): 5:24pm On Jan 25, 2012

hornipipe. anyways bro. She's on a train in New York!

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian in Action! by MrCork17(op): 5:20pm On Jan 25, 2012

hornipipe:
bro old lil cork, i dnt patronize public transports ok?, i have my own personal ride

Donkey?

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian in Action! by MrCork17(op): 5:10pm On Jan 25, 2012

hornipipe:
i dnt rili understand d 1st pic sha

Bro Horn. u dont have trains in Nigeria?

Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian in Action! by MrCork17(op): 5:02pm On Jan 25, 2012

we look alike?

Jokes Etc › Nigerian in Action! by MrCork17(op): 4:26pm On Jan 25, 2012

The Naija way!!

Romance › Re: Edo Men And Calabar Men Are Underrated! by MrCork17: 2:38pm On Jan 25, 2012

IBO and Calaba men? Ok. what has thiis gots to do with Romance? am confused!

Romance › Re: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 2:44am On Jan 25, 2012

La Parisienne:
How could I have missed this? Tsk tsk tsk. I'll never miss anything great agian.

Btw, I just brewed a cup of cappuccino. I'm ready for the show tonight

ermm Lapraso. sweeery aint u gots plates to wash or food to cook? angry

Romance › Re: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 11:08pm On Jan 24, 2012

bandiejay:
^^ OP The Duty Of Heart is to Pump blood if it falls in Love Heart dey on is own better still get your Heart a parachute to land in love safetly this is my kindid advice to Uk Yuppie co[i]r[/i]kiie

ermm Bro Bandit. Please can u summarise in simple english? cheers!

Romance › Re: Prostitut And Girlfriends: No Difference by MrCork17: 11:01pm On Jan 24, 2012

Segun agagu:
guy na so jare, u no lie at all, nice topic bro,

Agragu? bro dont you people have english names in Nigeria? (no oofeinse)

Romance › Re: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 10:57pm On Jan 24, 2012

OK. back to the serious topic for the matured minded individuals, any advise please?

Fashion › Re: Show Off Your Tattoos :) by MrCork17: 10:55pm On Jan 24, 2012

sexkillz. bro ur lucky you look like those Ghana gayy albino hairdressers. why dont u tattoo your lower lip?

Romance › Re: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 10:49pm On Jan 24, 2012

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=854198.msg10040250#msg10040250 date=1327441501] grin

You missed Honerico and I's e-fight last night. I whooped him so bad that he snitched to the moderators. grin

[/quote]Look here Mrs Chima and Sexxskillz. if u two identical Gorrila Alibino,s have nothing important to contribute to my love life, pls let me be!!

Fashion › Re: Show Off Your Tattoos :) by MrCork17: 10:41pm On Jan 24, 2012

r231:
^^^^^are you gayy

No. not really. . sexxskillz gets exicted from the sight of corklets. just wanna make him happier angry

Romance › Re: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 10:34pm On Jan 24, 2012

falling in love is a sign of weakness. Real men do not fall in love. I need to snap out of it. Please please advise. Urgent! embarassed

Romance › Re: Just About Every Girl In Lagos Clubs Is A LovePeddler! by MrCork17: 10:26pm On Jan 24, 2012

slimyem:
you cant be too sure about the all but why search for a good girl in the club anyways?

sliiimyemi. sweery whats your number again?

Fashion › Re: Show Off Your Tattoos :) by MrCork17: 10:22pm On Jan 24, 2012

sexkillz. should i show u the tattoo on my corklet?

Romance › Re: Why Nigeria Girls Are Beautiful On by MrCork17: 7:40pm On Jan 24, 2012

BABE. sweeery are you ok?

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Chinese New Year To Everyone And :::: by MrCork17(op): 7:39pm On Jan 24, 2012

****rides skate board OVER of slimmyem Lagos made horse weave ***

Romance › Re: Ladies Would Agree To Such Request From Your Guy by MrCork17: 7:35pm On Jan 24, 2012

LesbianBoy:
If u tell a guy u are a virgin and that u intend not to Be Intimate until u guys are married and he says 'okay i respect ur wishes and am willing to wait for u' but on the condition that u guys will go to a doctor so he can confirm!

Ladies will u agree to go and confirm!

guy if she tells u she is virgin, and u suggest you want to confirm so u dont wait in vain and she refuses!

Will u assume she has something to hide and is lying to u! Or u would take her word for it

what if without confirming u agree to wait and after the wedding she is not a virgin what would u do?

Gentlemens and laydies over to you!

LesbianBoy . so ur lookin for virgin. are u Dracula?

Romance › Re: Why Nigeria Girls Are Beautiful On by MrCork17: 7:33pm On Jan 24, 2012

actually the most beauriful female in Nairaland is a chick called: NAYAH. she aint even Nigerian, compared to that ugly mofo called Slimyem (no oofeinse)

Romance › Re: Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 7:31pm On Jan 24, 2012

^^ermm bro. The question says: Please advise!! cheers!!

Romance › Re: I Have Observed Nigerian Men Like Nice Compliments Lol by MrCork17: 7:29pm On Jan 24, 2012

onila:
You know the word Italian word "kabish" you are so cool mr corks

thanks. yea am a cool dude. Chicks like sliiimyyem do NOT appreciate good men: sadly!

Romance › Re: Ladies, choose a husband exclusively from this 7 options. by MrCork17: 7:27pm On Jan 24, 2012

Romance › Re: I Have Observed Nigerian Men Like Nice Compliments Lol by MrCork17: 7:20pm On Jan 24, 2012

slimyem:
stop trailing me all around else i'll make you cycle invisibly for the next two hours.

Slimmy. hang on you skinny toooth pig. I love heavy women. kabiiiiish!!

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Chinese New Year To Everyone And :::: by MrCork17(op): 7:17pm On Jan 24, 2012

Goldieluks:
The best decision you've ever made dear.

Goldieluks. Sweery. like you woundnt miss me?

Romance › Re: Ladies, choose a husband exclusively from this 7 options. by MrCork17: 7:14pm On Jan 24, 2012

tyson55. Uncle. do u realiaze no females has responded to your fruitless thread undecided

Romance › Serious Matured Confidential Straight Foward Advise Needed. by MrCork17(op): 7:06pm On Jan 24, 2012

I think am in love. Please advise!

Romance › Re: Ladies, choose a husband exclusively from this 7 options. by MrCork17: 7:02pm On Jan 24, 2012

tyson55:
Ladies, if you were to choose a HUSBAND exclusively out of this 7 options below, which would you rather have

1. Ugly but Caring
2.Handsome but Rude
3. Handsome, caring but unfaithful,
4. Rich but Ugly & Short
5. Handsome, Caring,Faithful but Broke
6. Totally Broke but Religious & GOD fearing
7. Very Rich, Caring,Handsome but Impotent.

*** Choose just One (1) and state your reasons

tyson55 . bro you look ugly and caring (no oofeinse)

Romance › Re: I Have Observed Nigerian Men Like Nice Compliments Lol by MrCork17: 7:01pm On Jan 24, 2012

Araboy:
she is from burkina faso did u see her head

bufaso kini? huh?

Celebrities › Re: Dbanj Shoots Video For Oliver With A Star Studded Line-up by MrCork17: 6:58pm On Jan 24, 2012

What is my picture doing here?

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