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Romance › Re: What Will You Give Your Partner This Valentine? by MrCork17: 7:01pm On Feb 01, 2012

Brother flash. are u lookin for donation? undecided

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 6:58pm On Feb 01, 2012

not sure if i broke up with my chick or she broke up with me undecided

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 4:32pm On Feb 01, 2012

zolzlolz:
Mr Kook, your ego is larger than you brain-which is tiny anyway. You brag about the women who allegedly want you, then you derail this thread to talk about yourself-bla bla bla me me me bla bla bla nkwa nkwa wa wa! No gives a damn, so just go away already!

Zulgolo. Sweery I met Beyounsi back stage in 2008 when she was still ugly. I was a DJ. They (Destiny Children) came to London to perform at a place called Camden Palace. When I wazx introuduced to her after the show, she said I waz goood lookin and asked if I waz single. Sweeery am a lover not a fighter. Act like a white lady for once and I swaaar you will take me home! wink

Romance › Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 4:25pm On Feb 01, 2012

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=859847.msg10097615#msg10097615 date=1328109640][color=#000030]Can someone explain to me why that woman in that pic cannot just lift that boy over her shoulder for crying out loud? huh

[/color][/quote]Killz. Bro i dont mean to be rude but you the 3rd ugly person I ever seen in my life and I mean this in a good way lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: His Ex Wish Him Dead by MrCork17: 4:06pm On Feb 01, 2012

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=859965.msg10097455#msg10097455 date=1328108346][color=#000030]Nice topic, Lame post, Lame thread!

-874[/color][/quote]ermm Bro. are you related to that Albino called Sexxskillz? you look uglier though (no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 4:01pm On Feb 01, 2012

zolzlolz:
Bye!

zolzlolz<<<<<<< She wants me. they all do! wink

Romance › Re: A Fresh Graduate Needs A Beautiful Lady For Serious Relationship by MrCork17: 3:58pm On Feb 01, 2012

bro. Mrs Chima is Fresh. trussss me! wink

Romance › Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 3:55pm On Feb 01, 2012

Although our London good looks has nothin to do with it, The truth is that home based Nigerian guys are naturaly buff ugly. (no ooofeinse) lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 3:50pm On Feb 01, 2012

zolzlolz:
Mr Cork, I'm sorry but it's actually the other way round. Who's the one that was replying to me after I posted here? I wasn't looking for you when I posted here, dumbo, so stay on your lane!

which lane? does this place looklike a market? sweeery i rather date Mrs Chima than to toast u!

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 3:28pm On Feb 01, 2012

zolzlolz:
Idi0t! Where have I written that I wanted you? You kept on making advances towards me and I told you to pi$$ off. Now shurrup man! Your halitosis is killing me, eeew!

Zongolodo. ermmm sweeery u been chasin me for 2 month. Check your calendar!! undecided

Romance › Re: Where Are The Handsome Men On Nairaland? by MrCork17: 3:18pm On Feb 01, 2012

Annawhite is still preeety. 4real. who is the ugly dark skin one in the middle?

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 3:12pm On Feb 01, 2012

zolzlolz:
Mr Cork you really are a born again idi0t!

rejection hurts? Just becoz I dont want u makes me an idi0t? white babes dont act like that! undecided

Romance › Re: Why Are Women Sooooooooo Jelous? by MrCork17: 2:53pm On Feb 01, 2012

bin gbagbo:
This lady on my staff was all over me, so i thought was interested in me.
i told her i loved her but she said NO!, she wasnt interested.Now i went in for another one, now anything about this my new woman annoys this colleague of mine.She now wants my company everywhere, she is practically jelous.Now she is angry over every little thing i do.Last she asked me to accompany her to a place, but i refused, the next day she was moody and told me i should not share jokes with her again, apparently because of what happened before!

what do i do?

is she black? She must be Nigerian! angry

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 2:21pm On Feb 01, 2012

Slimyem. zingolo is ugly. can i date u?

Romance › Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by MrCork17: 12:59pm On Feb 01, 2012

zolzlolz:
Invite your partner for a movie date at home. Choose a romantic drama. You must tell your partner that you want to show them your favourite scene. Fast forward to the break up scene. Raise the volume. Afterwards, nod solemnly and tell them, "I agree with that guy/girl"

Zingolo. sweeery did he dum u? undecided

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Asked For A Surprise.what Can I Do? by MrCork17: 2:20am On Feb 01, 2012

mufc009:
plz guyz i really nid ur help! Me and my girlfriend ve been dating 4 d past 6 months now! And 2day she just called me on fone and said that'' I SHOULD SUPRISE HER'' to convince her dat i truly luv her! Am kind of thouthless cuz i dnt knw what else to do to suprise her there iz notin dat i have'nt done for her to make her knw dat i truely luv her,we neva Were Intimate for d first time cuz she told me dat weneva she's ready she wil tel me right now i dnt knw wat suprise 2 giv her, plz frndz i really need ur advice on wat to do,

Mofo. bro, a bag of rice should do! angry

Romance › Re: Why Do Black Women Give Their Child Their Surname? by MrCork17(op): 11:35pm On Jan 31, 2012

is it natural for Nigerians to anwser a questions with a questions? angry

Romance › Why Do Black Women Give Their Child Their Surname? by MrCork17(op): 3:42pm On Jan 31, 2012

Do women who give their child their surname and not the Dads, do this out of spite, because they see no future with the guy, because they already know they gonna have more than one baby father and want all their children to have the same surname or is it just innocent?

Please advise. Am angry!

Romance › Re: What Is The Most Important Things In Your Spouse Or Girlfriend? by MrCork17: 7:39pm On Jan 30, 2012

Goldieluks:

Nah! Just joking.

On a serious note. His Uniqueness is overwhelming. Me love it!.

But sweeery am Unique!

Family › Re: Nairaland's Cutest Baby Contest by MrCork17: 7:32pm On Jan 30, 2012

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=799767.msg10083272#msg10083272 date=1327947679]Aww. Did you propose to the girl offline yet? wink

[/quote]His girl friend or boy friend?

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