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Jokes Etc / Re: 21st Century! by MrCork19: 4:19pm On Sep 02, 2011
Sijo0. Sweeeery is your hair real? undecided
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by MrCork19: 4:13pm On Sep 02, 2011
All i do is smile.    the rest is history!! wink
Romance / What Do Women Want? Do They Know? by MrCork19: 2:02pm On Sep 02, 2011
Ok. Despite my goodlooks i still cant figure women out. We men are getting tired & confused. Please advise!! angry
Jokes Etc / Nigeria,s Prisident Wife (wife Of Jonathan Goodlock) Top Ten Blunders! by MrCork19: 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2011
Anyways, enjoy the “Hits” and take cover when necessary.



1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people

2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children

3. My Fellow Widows

4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children

5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children

6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup

7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow

8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another

9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?

10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .

source for more: www.latestgists.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Daddy Give Me Arse Cleam by MrCork19: 1:05pm On Sep 02, 2011
lefulefu:

Back then in nigeria when i was in the univeristy there was this preety girl i came across one time in the hostel and as a normal guyman i come start to they racket this girl.this girl is really beautiful and light skinned but then her accent is just too horrible.she be Calabar babe and the funny way wey she dey take pronounce words dey always make me laugh.she prounounces dirty as durty and ice cream as arse cleam and one thing about this babe she loves ice cream more than anything else.takin her to mister biggs and giving her a bunch of ice cream will really make her day.she no dey open for me until i give her ice cream and when i forget to buy ice cream for her she would tug at my shirt and say,"daddy give me arse cleam"[she is fond of callin me daddy] and she no go open leg for me that day until i buy ice cream for her.chei! sometimes i wonder if babes really love ice cream as such like this calabar chick grin

Bro. do u realiaze your jokes can make people sleepy? (no oofeinse) undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by MrCork19: 12:41pm On Sep 02, 2011
Another Embarassing Moment: Finding our MzDarksin in real life looks like Iron Mike Tyson wearing minisket undecided
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Reveals UN House Bomber’s Name by MrCork19: 12:31pm On Sep 02, 2011
all this muslim people and there problems!! angry
Travel / Re: Behold - Nigeria Most Expensive Neighbourhood by MrCork19: 12:29pm On Sep 02, 2011
huh. bananana? do monkeys live there? undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by MrCork19: 12:24pm On Sep 02, 2011
Most Embarassing Moment: looking at MzDarkSkin picture angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Lonely by MrCork19: 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2011
Prayforus:

I need a lady to cheer me up

i can help. How many u need? undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: What Does It Mean When. . . by MrCork19: 11:30am On Sep 02, 2011
bin gbagbo:

A woman smiles broadly or laughs anytime she sees u?

bin gbagbo. Probably becoz you look hungry. Are you skinnny? undecided
Romance / Re: She Says "i Must Marry Her" by MrCork19: 11:26am On Sep 02, 2011
is she light skin? wink
Adverts / Re: Caution: This Thread Is Businessly Romantic N For Ladies On :) by MrCork19: 11:24am On Sep 02, 2011
Mynd_44:

^^^
Must you post a comment?

Yes.   Mynd_44. Hopefully you will understand the meanin of a  Public Forum!!  wink
Romance / Re: Wife Pregnant For Boyfriend by MrCork19: 11:19am On Sep 02, 2011
ebonyvibe. Can we mate? wink
Adverts / Re: Caution: This Thread Is Businessly Romantic N For Ladies On :) by MrCork19: 11:05am On Sep 02, 2011
Rubbish!! angry
Romance / Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by MrCork19: 11:04am On Sep 02, 2011
nothing wrong with fat women & nothing wrong with EBonyvibe or Mrs Chima!! angry
Adverts / Re: Hottest Shoes by MrCork19: 11:02am On Sep 02, 2011
REALITY101:

Hey Ladies please visit my fashion website the only place you can get the hottest shoes www.justfab.com contact me via this email charlestylson@yahoo.com for a special discount coupon depending on the quantity. Designers warehouse baby. .


REALITY101. Bro are you one of those male hairdressers with feminine voice? dont lie! undecided
Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by MrCork19: 10:55am On Sep 02, 2011
ebonyvibe. Sweeeery do u realiaze you need a man in your life? And do u realiaze I am vacant? wink
Jokes Etc / Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by MrCork19: 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2011
Guys,  hope this helps!!!!  angry

10) Baby, you're so sweet, you put Cornflake outta business.
9) sweeery., you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit
8  Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
7) You know the more I drink, the prettier you get
6) Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water!
5) Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room
4) Sweeeery.  I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
3) Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter?
2) Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue magazine?
1) kaiiiii.   All those curves, and me with no brakes!!!!

                                                        Goood Luck!! wink
Romance / Re: The Nigerian Playboy. by MrCork19: 5:55pm On Sep 01, 2011
Brand_new:

Okay , this is not me because i am far from a playboy but i became conscious of my playboy potentials  grin After CNN published the sexy accents and Nigeria made 5th. Then i understood why i've been able to get on well with all the white girls. Perhaps my ascent sounds too irresistible to ignore. Maybe i'm also a sweet talker and that adds to the flavor or maybe i also good looking. I just haven't really figured that out yet but my Ideal self must be a playboy. Not far from it or maybe i'm getting there but i hope to become the first African JAMES BOND,   grin

lol!

Are u related to MOBO999? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tyra Banks Show Live by MrCork19: 5:48pm On Sep 01, 2011
REALITY101. Bro have u noticed how your threads NEVER go pass page 1? Nairalanders aint feelin u (no oofeince) wink
Romance / Re: Any Ideas On Stores That Delivers Flowers And Stuff: by MrCork19: 5:44pm On Sep 01, 2011
bom1:

Hi all,

I'm in the UK and need to purchase flowers and possibly a few other stuffs and need help with online stores that I can place such orders on in Nigeria.

Any suggestions please?

bom1 .  Bro,. only native Doctors purchase flowers in Nigeria (no ofeince)  wink
Family / Re: Can You Continue With The Marriage? by MrCork19: 5:41pm On Sep 01, 2011
marry a white woman, forget the kids and start fresh. truss me!!!! wink
Romance / Re: Girls Have You Ever Toast A Guy ( And How Was your Exprience) by MrCork19: 5:36pm On Sep 01, 2011
Hotie Tima (f).  sweeeery forget that goat ^^^^^ and hook up with the real deal:  MOI. do u fancy goin mOvies & then romance?  wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Nightmare by MrCork19: 5:34pm On Sep 01, 2011
Dyt. sweeery u kinda fine. is that yo real picture? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Tyra Banks Show Live by MrCork19: 5:26pm On Sep 01, 2011
REALITY101:

Ok. . But do u accept the fact that you are useless?

BRO Look at the thread u just created:- The usual: SENSELESS!!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Nightmare by MrCork19: 5:21pm On Sep 01, 2011
LesbianBoy. bro i see u tryin really hard. good luck!! wink
Romance / Re: Girls Have You Ever Toast A Guy ( And How Was your Exprience) by MrCork19: 5:20pm On Sep 01, 2011
LesbianBoy<<<<so desperate to be Mr Cork wink
Nairaland / General / Re: Nightmare by MrCork19: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2011
LesbianBoy:

STOP COPYING ME!!! angry

LesbianBoy<<<<190. hopefully you will QUIT tryin to be a Mr Cork wannabe!! wink

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