Jokes Etc / Re: 21st Century! by MrCork19: 4:19pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Sijo0. Sweeeery is your hair real? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Romance / Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by MrCork19: 4:13pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
All i do is smile. the rest is history!! ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Romance / What Do Women Want? Do They Know? by MrCork19: 2:02pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Ok. Despite my goodlooks i still cant figure women out. We men are getting tired & confused. Please advise!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Jokes Etc / Nigeria,s Prisident Wife (wife Of Jonathan Goodlock) Top Ten Blunders! by MrCork19: 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Anyways, enjoy the “Hits” and take cover when necessary.
1. My Husband and Sambo is a good people
2. The President was once a Child and the Senators were once a Children
3. My Fellow Widows
4. A Good Mother takes care of his Children
5. The people sitting before you here were once a Children
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort,it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one – Addressing Press men after Female Under 19 Fifa World Cup
7. The Bombers who born them?wasn’t it not a woman? They were once a Children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow
8. My Heart feels sorry for these Children who have become Widows by losing their Parents for one reason or another
9. We should have love for our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY?
10. vote UMBLERRA and press your finger for UMBLERRA .
source for more: www.latestgists.com |
Jokes Etc / Re: Daddy Give Me Arse Cleam by MrCork19: 1:05pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
lefulefu:
Back then in nigeria when i was in the univeristy there was this preety girl i came across one time in the hostel and as a normal guyman i come start to they racket this girl.this girl is really beautiful and light skinned but then her accent is just too horrible.she be Calabar babe and the funny way wey she dey take pronounce words dey always make me laugh.she prounounces dirty as durty and ice cream as arse cleam and one thing about this babe she loves ice cream more than anything else.takin her to mister biggs and giving her a bunch of ice cream will really make her day.she no dey open for me until i give her ice cream and when i forget to buy ice cream for her she would tug at my shirt and say,"daddy give me arse cleam"[she is fond of callin me daddy] and she no go open leg for me that day until i buy ice cream for her.chei! sometimes i wonder if babes really love ice cream as such like this calabar chick ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
Bro. do u realiaze your jokes can make people sleepy? (no oofeinse) ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by MrCork19: 12:41pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Another Embarassing Moment: Finding our MzDarksin in real life looks like Iron Mike Tyson wearing minisket ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Reveals UN House Bomber’s Name by MrCork19: 12:31pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
all this muslim people and there problems!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Travel / Re: Behold - Nigeria Most Expensive Neighbourhood by MrCork19: 12:29pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
huh. bananana? do monkeys live there? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment by MrCork19: 12:24pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Most Embarassing Moment: looking at MzDarkSkin picture |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Am Lonely by MrCork19: 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2011 |
Prayforus:
I need a lady to cheer me up
i can help. How many u need? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Does It Mean When. . . by MrCork19: 11:30am On Sep 02, 2011 |
bin gbagbo:
A woman smiles broadly or laughs anytime she sees u?
bin gbagbo. Probably becoz you look hungry. Are you skinnny? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Romance / Re: She Says "i Must Marry Her" by MrCork19: 11:26am On Sep 02, 2011 |
is she light skin? ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Adverts / Re: Caution: This Thread Is Businessly Romantic N For Ladies On :) by MrCork19: 11:24am On Sep 02, 2011 |
Mynd_44:
^^^ Must you post a comment?
Yes. Mynd_44. Hopefully you will understand the meanin of a Public Forum!! ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Romance / Re: Wife Pregnant For Boyfriend by MrCork19: 11:19am On Sep 02, 2011 |
ebonyvibe. Can we mate? ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Adverts / Re: Caution: This Thread Is Businessly Romantic N For Ladies On :) by MrCork19: 11:05am On Sep 02, 2011 |
Rubbish!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Romance / Re: I Rather Remain Single Than Marry A Fat Lady. by MrCork19: 11:04am On Sep 02, 2011 |
nothing wrong with fat women & nothing wrong with EBonyvibe or Mrs Chima!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Adverts / Re: Hottest Shoes by MrCork19: 11:02am On Sep 02, 2011 |
REALITY101:
Hey Ladies please visit my fashion website the only place you can get the hottest shoes www.justfab.com contact me via this email charlestylson@yahoo.com for a special discount coupon depending on the quantity. Designers warehouse baby. .
REALITY101. Bro are you one of those male hairdressers with feminine voice? dont lie! ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
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Romance / Re: Why Are Men Useless by MrCork19: 10:55am On Sep 02, 2011 |
ebonyvibe. Sweeeery do u realiaze you need a man in your life? And do u realiaze I am vacant? ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Jokes Etc / Top Ten Ways To Flatter Any Woman! by MrCork19: 11:31pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Guys, hope this helps!!!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png)
10) Baby, you're so sweet, you put Cornflake outta business. 9) sweeery., you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit 8 Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 7) You know the more I drink, the prettier you get 6) Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! 5) Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room 4) Sweeeery. I don't know you, but I think I love you already. 3) Why is it that every time you are around, my pants feel tighter? 2) Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue magazine? 1) kaiiiii. All those curves, and me with no brakes!!!!
Goood Luck!! ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
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Romance / Re: The Nigerian Playboy. by MrCork19: 5:55pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Brand_new:
Okay , this is not me because i am far from a playboy but i became conscious of my playboy potentials After CNN published the sexy accents and Nigeria made 5th. Then i understood why i've been able to get on well with all the white girls. Perhaps my ascent sounds too irresistible to ignore. Maybe i'm also a sweet talker and that adds to the flavor or maybe i also good looking. I just haven't really figured that out yet but my Ideal self must be a playboy. Not far from it or maybe i'm getting there but i hope to become the first African JAMES BOND, ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
lol!
Are u related to MOBO999? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Tyra Banks Show Live by MrCork19: 5:48pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
REALITY101. Bro have u noticed how your threads NEVER go pass page 1? Nairalanders aint feelin u (no oofeince) ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Romance / Re: Any Ideas On Stores That Delivers Flowers And Stuff: by MrCork19: 5:44pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
bom1:
Hi all,
I'm in the UK and need to purchase flowers and possibly a few other stuffs and need help with online stores that I can place such orders on in Nigeria.
Any suggestions please?
bom1 . Bro,. only native Doctors purchase flowers in Nigeria (no ofeince) |
Family / Re: Can You Continue With The Marriage? by MrCork19: 5:41pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
marry a white woman, forget the kids and start fresh. truss me!!!! ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
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Romance / Re: Girls Have You Ever Toast A Guy ( And How Was your Exprience) by MrCork19: 5:36pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Hotie Tima (f). sweeeery forget that goat ^^^^^ and hook up with the real deal: MOI. do u fancy goin mOvies & then romance? ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nightmare by MrCork19: 5:34pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
Dyt. sweeery u kinda fine. is that yo real picture? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Celebrities / Re: Tyra Banks Show Live by MrCork19: 5:26pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
REALITY101:
Ok. . But do u accept the fact that you are useless?
BRO Look at the thread u just created:- The usual: SENSELESS!!!! (no oofeinse) ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nightmare by MrCork19: 5:21pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
LesbianBoy. bro i see u tryin really hard. good luck!! ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Romance / Re: Girls Have You Ever Toast A Guy ( And How Was your Exprience) by MrCork19: 5:20pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
LesbianBoy<<<<so desperate to be Mr Cork ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nightmare by MrCork19: 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2011 |
LesbianBoy:
STOP COPYING ME!!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png)
LesbianBoy<<<<190. hopefully you will QUIT tryin to be a Mr Cork wannabe!! ![wink](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/wink.png) |