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RomanceRe: Damn, It Was Good! by MrCork21: 6:17pm On Oct 26, 2010
Gooogles <<<<<< she loves me, truss me!! wink
RomanceRe: Woman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by MrCork21(op): 6:16pm On Oct 26, 2010
No black women must be trusted, especially if she light skin, actualy, especilay if she nigerian

Dark skin womens ok, though angry
RomanceRe: Woman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by MrCork21(op): 6:12pm On Oct 26, 2010
ok, to be honest, my heart been now been broken so many times by womens, am now planing to become a

born again, truss me , I blame my ex, this chick controlled me like a robot. she waz light skinangry
RomanceWoman Is The Strength And The Weakness Of A Man?" Agree Or Disagree? by MrCork21(op): 1:02pm On Oct 26, 2010
I am a man and a woman has always been my greatest weakness.

well, no man chases a beautiful just to show her to his friends, what do u think?

ermm 190, bro, pls stay away, far far away !! cheers!! wink
RomanceRe: The Great Nigerian Woman: Hmm by MrCork21(op): 12:59pm On Oct 26, 2010
Another Wonderfully great observation from our Great hero: Mr C0rk, aka Sweet Woman

detector!! ermmm but, thanks but NO thanks, I be stickin to white women only , (no ofeesnce). cheers!!
wink
RomanceThe Great Nigerian Woman: Hmm by MrCork21(op): 12:58pm On Oct 26, 2010
A barber was being electricuted in his shop after he noticd he had no power in his shop n decidd 2

fix it. At his scream some old Nigerian women came runin n at d sight of d barber shakin n smokin in d head. dey rushd

out 4 buckets of water, pourin it on him n finally killed him. ( it's a true life story)
angry
RomanceRe: What Song Would You Request At Your Wedding Day? by MrCork21: 12:56pm On Oct 26, 2010
Queen eve finally marrys Mr Cork, and they have a baby boy,called: Corklet.

Background music: Micheal Jackson - BEat it!! angry
RomanceRe: J & Q: Royals Of Romance by MrCork21: 12:53pm On Oct 26, 2010
Inked Nerd, SLAP HER FACE!!

SHe just called u fat!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Beyonsi Is Pregnant : And Kanye West Is To Blame! by MrCork21(op): 1:48am On Oct 26, 2010
MOD, PLISS DONT FORGET TO MOVE IT BACK TO ROMANCE SECTION TOMMOROW.

i BUY U A BEEER. I PROMICE!! wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Section: Nairlander's Couples Having A Baby! by MrCork21: 1:45am On Oct 26, 2010
Tink_sh? type? nah, I dont have a type, I nyansh anything (eermm WOmen only, pls). I still tink I love u

though. Yea am off to ITALY 7am tommorow moring and back the same day: Back 6pm GMT. Its just a one day trip wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: What If? by MrCork21: 1:40am On Oct 26, 2010
watttttt?? OK, MOD, PLISS LOCK THIS THREAD!!!!

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FANICATED IN A FOCONICATED WAY!! , wotever that means!! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Beyonsi Is Pregnant : And Kanye West Is To Blame! by MrCork21(op): 1:37am On Oct 26, 2010
WHAT!!! I JUST REALISE THIS THREAD IS IN THE JOKE SECTION!!

MOD, I BEG U, PLISS PUT IT BACK TO THE ROMANCE SECTION. WE NEED TO EDUCATE THE PUBLICK!!

AND BY THE WAY, I WILL OWE U A BEEER!! , CHEERS! wink
Jokes EtcRe: Beyonsi Is Pregnant : And Kanye West Is To Blame! by MrCork21(op): 1:35am On Oct 26, 2010
well if Kanye west can Nyansh beyonsi while she is marry to JAY Z, the lessson here is they u must never EVER

truss NIgerian womens, period. keep your best mates away from them.

LESSON 2: never ever truss the light skins Nigerian babes, they break your heart & make u age quickly (no oofeise) angry
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 1:30am On Oct 26, 2010
koolchicco , bro so u ride a bus and u expect to catch MyGoldie?

Bro, to be honest, by the time u get her, your hair will turn white , hopefully (no ofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Man Prefer S. A Women Over Nigerian Women? by MrCork21: 1:28am On Oct 26, 2010
**I still be leaf South african womens have the biggest Nyansh on the planet, FACT*** tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Section: Nairlander's Couples Having A Baby! by MrCork21: 1:25am On Oct 26, 2010
Tink_sh (f), sweetie, actualy, its you I love, NOT Queen eve or MyGoldie. They both ugly, actualy undecided
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 1:06am On Oct 26, 2010
Good nite my KANO sweetie. I haev to be in Iataly tomorrow. laters! kiss
RomanceRe: J & Q: Royals Of Romance by MrCork21: 1:05am On Oct 26, 2010
OK bedtime. I have to be in ITALY tommorrow. laters!! smiley
RomanceRe: Guys Can You Manage A Gal With Saggy Breast? by MrCork21: 1:04am On Oct 26, 2010
saggy bottom or no sagggy bottom, i nyansh anything!!

All womens are beautifull. PERIOD!!!
wink
RomanceRe: J & Q: Royals Of Romance by MrCork21: 1:02am On Oct 26, 2010
Inked_Nerd (f), than you  madam,     SLAP HER FACE AGAIN!!!!!! angry
RomanceRe: J & Q: Royals Of Romance by MrCork21: 1:01am On Oct 26, 2010
Queen Eve,,,O yess u do!!,  dont lie!!  Listen up madam. JAY BEE is marrrried with 20 childrens,,,

so forget am!!

Sweeetie, , since I have moiney, can we hook up?  digits? wink
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Babe Who Has A Blackbelt In Taekwando by MrCork21: 12:57am On Oct 26, 2010
hotcakept2 , bro, so you saying your Babe beat you up,

Are you gay? (no ofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: J & Q: Royals Of Romance by MrCork21: 12:55am On Oct 26, 2010
Queen eve, madam JAY BEE will never Nyansh you!! angry (no oofiense)

I would!!! tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Section: Nairlander's Couples Having A Baby! by MrCork21: 12:53am On Oct 26, 2010
**hmm, i guess every Nairaland womens just want me coz am a sexxxx symboll** tongue
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 12:46am On Oct 26, 2010
nah bruv, the chick been chasing me for almost 6 month, I drive a BMW X5 2006, truss me! wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Section: Nairlander's Couples Having A Baby! by MrCork21: 12:42am On Oct 26, 2010
Just becoz i have a 17inches c0rk dont mean am not romantick, I treat womens with respect. Truss me! wink
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 12:37am On Oct 26, 2010
correcktion!! she mine!! I saw her first angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Section: Nairlander's Couples Having A Baby! by MrCork21: 12:35am On Oct 26, 2010
watttt, bro are u sayin MyGoldie is a Indecency actresss on Face tube? tongue
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romantic Section: Nairlander's Couples Having A Baby! by MrCork21: 12:32am On Oct 26, 2010
I rather have 3some with Queen Eve & MyGoldie,

although they both look like man (no oofeinse)
angry
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 12:29am On Oct 26, 2010
**I tink am in love** undecided
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 12:22am On Oct 26, 2010
what is Zim grill? angry
RomanceRe: Don't Bother Posting: by MrCork21: 12:21am On Oct 26, 2010
MyGoldie, baby, Sweeetie, Ok madam, lets do this. , since u want me & i dont really want you, and since you r

afta me and am not really afta you, could we just Nyansh and make up? I beg u, am a nice guy, honest!! wink

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