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Gooogles <<<<<< she loves me, truss me!! ![]() |
No black women must be trusted, especially if she light skin, actualy, especilay if she nigerian Dark skin womens ok, though ![]() |
ok, to be honest, my heart been now been broken so many times by womens, am now planing to become a born again, truss me , I blame my ex, this chick controlled me like a robot. she waz light skin ![]() |
I am a man and a woman has always been my greatest weakness. well, no man chases a beautiful just to show her to his friends, what do u think? ermm 190, bro, pls stay away, far far away !! cheers!! ![]() |
Another Wonderfully great observation from our Great hero: Mr C0rk, aka Sweet Woman detector!! ermmm but, thanks but NO thanks, I be stickin to white women only , (no ofeesnce). cheers!! ![]() |
A barber was being electricuted in his shop after he noticd he had no power in his shop n decidd 2 fix it. At his scream some old Nigerian women came runin n at d sight of d barber shakin n smokin in d head. dey rushd out 4 buckets of water, pourin it on him n finally killed him. ( it's a true life story) ![]() |
Queen eve finally marrys Mr Cork, and they have a baby boy,called: Corklet. Background music: Micheal Jackson - BEat it!! ![]() |
Inked Nerd, SLAP HER FACE!! SHe just called u fat!! ![]() |
MOD, PLISS DONT FORGET TO MOVE IT BACK TO ROMANCE SECTION TOMMOROW. i BUY U A BEEER. I PROMICE!! ![]() |
Tink_sh? type? nah, I dont have a type, I nyansh anything (eermm WOmen only, pls). I still tink I love u though. Yea am off to ITALY 7am tommorow moring and back the same day: Back 6pm GMT. Its just a one day trip ![]() |
watttttt?? OK, MOD, PLISS LOCK THIS THREAD!!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FANICATED IN A FOCONICATED WAY!! , wotever that means!! ![]() |
WHAT!!! I JUST REALISE THIS THREAD IS IN THE JOKE SECTION!! MOD, I BEG U, PLISS PUT IT BACK TO THE ROMANCE SECTION. WE NEED TO EDUCATE THE PUBLICK!! AND BY THE WAY, I WILL OWE U A BEEER!! , CHEERS! ![]() |
well if Kanye west can Nyansh beyonsi while she is marry to JAY Z, the lessson here is they u must never EVER truss NIgerian womens, period. keep your best mates away from them. LESSON 2: never ever truss the light skins Nigerian babes, they break your heart & make u age quickly (no oofeise) ![]() |
koolchicco , bro so u ride a bus and u expect to catch MyGoldie? Bro, to be honest, by the time u get her, your hair will turn white , hopefully (no ofeinse) ![]() |
**I still be leaf South african womens have the biggest Nyansh on the planet, FACT*** ![]() |
Tink_sh (f), sweetie, actualy, its you I love, NOT Queen eve or MyGoldie. They both ugly, actualy ![]() |
Good nite my KANO sweetie. I haev to be in Iataly tomorrow. laters! |
OK bedtime. I have to be in ITALY tommorrow. laters!! ![]() |
saggy bottom or no sagggy bottom, i nyansh anything!! All womens are beautifull. PERIOD!!! ![]() |
Inked_Nerd (f), than you madam, SLAP HER FACE AGAIN!!!!!! ![]() |
Queen Eve,,,O yess u do!!, dont lie!! Listen up madam. JAY BEE is marrrried with 20 childrens,,, so forget am!! Sweeetie, , since I have moiney, can we hook up? digits? ![]() |
hotcakept2 , bro, so you saying your Babe beat you up, Are you gay? (no ofeinse) ![]() |
Queen eve, madam JAY BEE will never Nyansh you!! (no oofiense)I would!!! ![]() |
**hmm, i guess every Nairaland womens just want me coz am a sexxxx symboll** ![]() |
nah bruv, the chick been chasing me for almost 6 month, I drive a BMW X5 2006, truss me! ![]() |
Just becoz i have a 17inches c0rk dont mean am not romantick, I treat womens with respect. Truss me! ![]() |
correcktion!! she mine!! I saw her first ![]() |
watttt, bro are u sayin MyGoldie is a Indecency actresss on Face tube? ![]() |
I rather have 3some with Queen Eve & MyGoldie, although they both look like man (no oofeinse) ![]() |
**I tink am in love** ![]() |
what is Zim grill? ![]() |
MyGoldie, baby, Sweeetie, Ok madam, lets do this. , since u want me & i dont really want you, and since you r afta me and am not really afta you, could we just Nyansh and make up? I beg u, am a nice guy, honest!! ![]() |




