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ok,I guess its now all about white women & albino!! |
OK, Took a chick out on a date, spent allmost £35, CASH, didnt even get a single kiss. And then she had the ordersity to ask: My birthday is on Friday, can u get me a blackberry? , wha the heck!!! Shouldnt she be trying to looose weight since she is fat?? , her name is Ola ![]() I guess we should all stick to MOBO's advise, stick 2with white women!!! (no oofense) |
Donjay, bro i guess ur 13yrs old, well anyways, always make sure u nyansh the babe be fore u break up , u need to mark register! ![]() |
which shape?? what shape? do they have shape? (no oofeinse) ![]() |
SA LADY must be from Zulu state, I suspects she gots heavy Nyansh ![]() |
Correction: To get Deported back to Zimbabwe: 190 ![]() |
Well i gots several mission in naiarallaand Targets: To love & marry: Googles ![]() To Nyansh: Queen Eve, SA Goddess, Omolola, Ujumoan, Inrk nerd & MAMA gee ![]() To friendship: Googles, Sweet Potato, Candyness ![]() To get deperted: 190 (no oofeinse) |
valcollins , bro, the fattest lady in Nairaland is SA GODDESSS, dont worrry, i hook u up!! ![]() |
MR CORK, AKA STRONG BLACK MAN, AAKA GODS GIFRT TO ALL WOMENS & ALBINO ![]()
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Indecesy? huh?? what I actuly mean us pooorno, cheerrs!!! ![]() |
Love exist coz i love Queen eve every night, before I watch Indecency ![]() |
True, A woman shuld be seen in the kitchen and heard in the bed room ![]() |
chatting up Nairaland females, They cant spek english ![]() |
Don Chippy must be GAY ![]() |
A womans mouth is great for blow jab, I love them ![]() |
But how can she has talent ehen she ugly? worse of all she even dark skin (no oofeinse) |
But why do IBO womens also look too muscular like wresler? (no oofeinse) ![]() |
OK, IS this A IBO planet or what?, who are this IBO womens with rectangular face, IBO neck, beard, slight musctache and Brick layer skin? , This is Nairaland, NOT ENUGU (no offfencesse) ![]() |
ermm excuse me, i have a pet cat, miranda. When my cat saw Gamu on X factor, she started crying It was the first time in my life i see a cat crying, 4real |
yea, Gamu is not as ugly as Queen Eve, Queenie slightly preeetier ![]() |
Queen Eve was arrested on X factor, her real name is GAMU |
4real, it really hurts being lonely, especially with a cat. Anyways, my cat loves me |
MOBO, Queen is 42,,,not 24. Actually, she look 42.ishh, kinda |
Queenie, Pls remember this: Sometimes the person you really need is the one you didn’t think you wanted, so can we Nyansh? pls? |
Marraige is all fantansy, make belief and guess what, u end up crying Remeber: Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him. |
forget marraige, its aint real (truss me). Madam let me nyansh u i beg u, i swaaar i be faithfull. plis, i on my knees, gademmmit!! |
Ghana and SA men usually stand out with there pot belly and jet black face (no oofeinse) ![]() |
well I fall in love every night with diffent babes |
madam black womens in London are rubbbish. They dont cook. they dont clen. they dont even have real hairs. they cant even cook rice and egg. (no oofeinse), U r lucky one!! ![]() |
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