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Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 4:41pm On Dec 06, 2010
freecocoa:

  replying you is a waste of time,abeg go your way.

cool. madam buy whey did u remove your picture? is it becoz u dont lack nyansh? (no oofeinse) grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 4:39pm On Dec 06, 2010
MzGreat:

is it that it is hard to get the picture when you have such a massive screen. lemme tell u again i dont wanna be nice to you not even when I'm unconscious

welll it means u will NEVER come to London! u havent even seen snow before. have u? dont lie undecided

dont worrrry. it look like white rice wink
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 4:31pm On Dec 06, 2010
OOOOO yes u r. dont lie. Sweery dont try to impress me It wunt work!! wink
Celebrities / Re: Winners Of 2010 Nigerian Music Video Awards by MrCork7: 4:20pm On Dec 06, 2010
mystolad:

y did u guys like laying emphasis on what is not? tell me if you are an English man? can the so called Usher,Jay Z and others communicate in any of our language?
POOR YOU.

mystolad . brother. P SQAR need to QUIT singin in english. they contamiinate english language in Nigerian (no oofeinse)
Romance / Re: Kiss Me If U Can! Vote by MrCork7: 4:16pm On Dec 06, 2010
freecocoa:

Maybe.


waatttt? maybe? u want to kiss me? HELLL NOOOOooooo. angry (no oofeinse)
Celebrities / Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 4:14pm On Dec 06, 2010
MzGreat. sweery QUIT playin had to get. it dosent suit you. trusss me. I am gooder lookin that any of your guys out there.

Be nice to me & i promice, once again, U will have me all to your sef! wink
Celebrities / Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 4:12pm On Dec 06, 2010
tunyus:

who  is   asking   all   this   from   you?mugu

Bro i waz chattin MzGreat up.  Since u like my lyrics, do u want me to chat u up? tongue
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Exposed Without Glasses by MrCork7: 4:02pm On Dec 06, 2010
creamyswit:

@ mr cork,wats your problems wit ibo,s??u better respect ya self n be mindful of wat u say, coconut head!!


creamyswit . madam i only like IBO womens coz they usualy too over muscular & they always look like mens.

if Serena williams waz nigerian, she be IBO. only 99.3% of IBO womens have beard plus mustache (no oofeinse) angry
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by MrCork7: 4:00pm On Dec 06, 2010
nitewalker:

Verily my friend. You are a loud mouth shnuck.

You are not worthy of the milieu of the lowly TRIBALIST.

your posts are irreverant and irrelevant to say the least. Alas, one could safely ascert

that, your mom has no son in you. (im insulting u by the way) grin cheesy



nitewalker, brother, u people now have a gay church. so what are u still complaning about? u shuld be happy! angry
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by MrCork7: 3:58pm On Dec 06, 2010
IB womens always play had to get anyways. wiic waz why they had to open a gay church! tongue
Romance / Re: Kiss Me If U Can! Vote by MrCork7: 3:55pm On Dec 06, 2010
Omolola1:

it depends

Sweeery can i kisss u. ok. mwaaaaaaaaah tongue
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 3:51pm On Dec 06, 2010
I bet in Nigeria, they probably tink Victorias secret is Victoria beckham (no oofeinse) angry
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 3:49pm On Dec 06, 2010
freecocoa:

Mr cork i feel for you anytime i remember that you can never have common sense again.

madam may i remind u that my c0rk is 17inches long. be nice or else i will use it to slap your back there in Enugu! angry
Celebrities / Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 3:47pm On Dec 06, 2010
but go on with that your gabarashish atttitude and u will never find a man@ MzGreat. truss me! angry
Celebrities / Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 3:45pm On Dec 06, 2010
MzGreat:

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high

madam age is a nomba & i drive a BMW with alloy will plus i have moiney. be nice to me and someday, i promice u will have me! wink
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Exposed Without Glasses by MrCork7: 3:43pm On Dec 06, 2010
candyss:

@mr. cork, watz urs wiv igbo pple, if u got a problem wiv one y dnt u jump into d river shocked n stop blabbin

candyss . madam since u r IBO, i beard u have beard and faded mustache. I lie? IBO womens naturaly always have mustahce & beard

but for some reason, there mens always love them like that. I have notin againts IBO womens since they already look like mens.

I like them, kinda. and from the way u spells, u must be IBO angry (no oofeinse)
Romance / Re: Am Confused. by MrCork7: 3:39pm On Dec 06, 2010
Sadly she is Nigerian:. dark skin angry
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 3:34pm On Dec 06, 2010
on a serious note, i didnt even realize they where victoria secret in Nigeria. am shocked angry
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 3:33pm On Dec 06, 2010
Dyt:

Awwww kokoye
i ll love em

DYT,  ermm sweery,  u where victoria's secrets in Nigerian?  really?  is it made from fishing net? (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 3:31pm On Dec 06, 2010
bro u are being greeedy. its shuld not be for your eyes only. 2 is a company. me & U (to see) wink
Romance / Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 3:26pm On Dec 06, 2010
bro pliss send me her picture and let e check wot it look like on her? tongue
Religion / Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by MrCork7: 3:25pm On Dec 06, 2010
Gay Church in IBO land. dyamm, those IBo people will Nyansh the hell outter there pastor tongue
Romance / Re: Show Some Love . . . by MrCork7: 3:15pm On Dec 06, 2010
Ujujoan:

^^ Sadly  . . . . Yes!

Looks like you've been away for a while now!

Mr. cork, abeg no vex, I'll try and tolerate you too!


***thanks wink***
Romance / Re: Could This Be Wrong~ by MrCork7: 3:08pm On Dec 06, 2010
190:

I have plans not to touch my wife on our honey moon nite

Infact i wanna take sleeping pills and sleep 3days off~

Do you think its the rite thing

cos we've got the rest of our lives to do it,

So who Phockin cares about one Nite that we ought to replenish our tired bodies after

a hard days work,

Or what u tink~


Bro on a serious note, if u neeeed help touching your wife, I be S000OOOoooo gratefull to asssist tongue. cheeers!
Romance / Re: Am Confused. by MrCork7: 3:05pm On Dec 06, 2010
thansk for the advise so far. am grateful smiley
Romance / Re: We Were Born On Thesame Year by MrCork7: 3:03pm On Dec 06, 2010
Chakalulu. bro why dont u send me her picture so i can inspect if shes right for u?

i help u check all the angles. No worrries! angry
Romance / Re: Show Some Love . . . by MrCork7: 2:59pm On Dec 06, 2010
wooow. Ujujoan. what did u do u do to him? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 2:57pm On Dec 06, 2010
the winner is the ugly black skin babe on the left with the middle one who loook like Villlage house boy (no ofeinse)
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by MrCork7: 2:55pm On Dec 06, 2010
dyamm i need vaseline. my lip is dry angry

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