Celebrities › Re: If You Where Destined To Marry Any Actor Who Would It Be by MrCork7: 11:11am On Dec 07, 2010 |
Ok ladies, which one of you will marry me? By the way, i drives a BMW wit alloy will  |
Celebrities › Re: Our Planet Is Dieing - Let Us Plant A Tree In Your Name Today! by MrCork7: 11:09am On Dec 07, 2010 |
dyamm, I can only save the planet for MzDarksin: Mwaaaaaah  |
Celebrities › Re: Omoni Oboli Vs Omotola Jalade Who Is Hotter by MrCork7: 11:07am On Dec 07, 2010 |
very ugly iBO womens. Poster, the nest time u put up pictures of dark skin womens, I will QUIT nairaland.
Light skin womens only, gademmmiT!  |
Celebrities › Re: Faze - Gear One Video by MrCork7: 11:05am On Dec 07, 2010 |
i will nut watch it. do your worse!  |
Celebrities › Re: Pictures From P-square Birthday Bash by MrCork7: 11:04am On Dec 07, 2010 |
san26dy: I wu aturu. Na wa for you!! madam do u spek english or IBO english coz i dont under stand wot **I wu aturu.**means.
Dou u gots Nyansh or not & r u light skin plus can u cook & cleen? gademmmit!! simple Yes or know?  |
Politics › Re: 2011: Plot To Replace Jonathan With Sambo Thickens by MrCork7: 9:25am On Dec 07, 2010 |
acttualy he loook to IBO (no oofiense) |
Politics › Re: 2011: Plot To Replace Jonathan With Sambo Thickens by MrCork7: 9:24am On Dec 07, 2010 |
yes they need to replaces him. he is a national this grace & he cannot spek english (no oofeinse)  |
Nairaland General › Re: Efemena_XY Emerges Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 by MrCork7: 9:18am On Dec 07, 2010 |
Efemena. will I get punny if i nominates you?  |
Romance › Re: One Thing You Cannot Tolerate In A Relationship by MrCork7: 9:15am On Dec 07, 2010 |
***dyyammmm, i need punny *** |
Nairaland General › Re: Mr Cork is Nairaland Best Post Derailer by MrCork7: 9:12am On Dec 07, 2010 |
***what did i do? *** |
Nairaland General › Re: Most Annoying Nairalander And An Advise To Him Or Her by MrCork7: 9:10am On Dec 07, 2010 |
dick t: mr~cork. no advice to him. it will b a waste of time 2 advise him cos i know that mad people don't take advice Great advise coming from another crackhead who calls himmself: dick T  |
Nairaland General › Re: Most Annoying Nairalander And An Advise To Him Or Her by MrCork7: 9:07am On Dec 07, 2010 |
sleekch1c: most annoying is mr-cork i advise the azzhole to get a life and quit bashing his female relatives  sleekch1c<<<< She wants me, but she just cant admit it  |
Romance › Re: Show Some Love . . . by MrCork7: 9:01am On Dec 07, 2010 |
TPIA. sweeery heart, I forgive u. can i have a kiss now, pliss? 
Ujujoan. sweery cute, i also apologize & i forgive u. Can i have 6 kisses for my tough effort? pliss?  |
Celebrities › Re: Chingy Gay? by MrCork7: 8:10am On Dec 07, 2010 |
ok. who is Nayo & who is chingy? Thye sound like those IBO nick names of those IBO boys with jerry curl.
. are they IBO people? (no oofeinse)  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ashawo Business Dey Move Oooooo by MrCork7: 6:03pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
silvertuke. bro u sound like the funniest comedian from your villlage. I bet u from Niger dealta(no oofeinse) |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ashawo Business Dey Move Oooooo by MrCork7: 6:01pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
kokoye: ^^^
you can modify your posts so you dont have to correct urself with another post . . .that takes away from the joke  nice one br. thx!  |
Romance › Re: Show Some Love . . . by MrCork7: 5:59pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
onstelly: @poster thanks very much for this post, i jus hope my fellow Nlder wil learn from this and stop all the fighting and yabing. I also want to ask for forgiveness to anyone that i hv ever offended in anyway to pls forgive me. onstelly. ok i forgive u. can i get 15 kisses? , one for each day  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ashawo Business Dey Move Oooooo by MrCork7: 5:49pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
**visited** |
Jokes Etc › Re: Ashawo Business Dey Move Oooooo by MrCork7: 5:48pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
silvertuke: One ashawo went to make a plastic surgery for another hole, when she get to the hospital, the doctor ask her why now? She said that the business is moving so much, that she want to open another branch silvertuke, ermm brother. have u ever visiyed a mental home? (No oofeinse) |
Romance › Re: Kiss Me If U Can! Vote by MrCork7: 5:32pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
onstelly: Yes i can kiss ma boyfriend in public but allow him to kneel down in public no, i cant do that. hmmm, sweeeery wants to kiss me in publick  |
Romance › Re: What Do U Do To An Old Man Who Wants To Date U by MrCork7: 5:22pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
**tie it to a celeing fan** |
Romance › Re: What Do U Do To An Old Man Who Wants To Date U by MrCork7: 5:21pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
tie his cork to a fan and switch it on!  |
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Celebrities › Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 5:05pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
MzGreat. who si stakin u? giv me his name & address so i beat him up for u. sweeeery by the way, do u wear thong?  |
Christianity Etc › Re: Gay Church Opens In Igboland by MrCork7: 5:03pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
creamyswit: @mr cork,u r lucky u can,t be easily caught because i would hav sent out kidnappers 2 come and pick you with dat big head of yours.then,u will know the stuff ibo people are made of and then u will be LOYAL.
Wait,who said u can,t be caught ?u r in the plan now,watch out, creamyswit . Madam i dont mind if u take me, as long as u gots big booosi, heavy Nyansh pluys extra thigh. I will be happy  |
Romance › Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
freecocoa: i refuse to be annoyed by you so am ignoring you. freecocoa. madam am not hear to annoy u. am a lover, not a fighter. cheers!  |
Romance › Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 4:57pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
[quote author=Mrs, Eve link=topic=563173.msg7282014#msg7282014 date=1291650904]Awwww Mr cock I appreciates the attention but give your followers the attention they are begging from you, THANKS AND GOOD BYE  [/quote] ok. thanks. but your size 48 thong still need to go to: Nairaland hall of frame!  |
Celebrities › Re: Casey Wins Glo Naija Sings! by MrCork7: 4:55pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
MzGreat: i don't see any biggie in it using it in an informal setting. the only problem is when you bring it to a formal setting. every nation in the world has got nicknames for their motherland.whether they like it or not it's naija 4 life, if they want to re brand Nigeria, it should start from the corridor of power. very soon we will hear that they want to use billions of naira for media awareness. very edikative. my kinda woman  |
Romance › Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 4:53pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
Mrs Eve <<<<< wears size 48 thong  |
Romance › Re: Kiss Me If U Can! Vote by MrCork7: 4:51pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
freecocoa: see this one o,for your mind i wan kiss u mtcheeew. I forgot u in Enugu. In london, we do what is call: french kiss. am sure u neverd herd of it(No ofeinse) |
Celebrities › Re: Oprah - 'all Nigerians Are Corrupt, Regardless Of Their Education' by MrCork7: 4:46pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
OPRAH is corrrect (no oofeinse) |
Romance › Re: Victoria Secret by MrCork7: 4:44pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
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