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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Stop Searching And Get The Job Of Your Dream: by MrCrackles(m): 11:16pm On Oct 20, 2009
Deanointed:
Thousands of graduates bump out of universities every year. Millions of job seekers are living with no hope or assurance of getting any JOB.
But thank God the reasons and lasting solution have been finally discovered.
send a blank e-mail to teamdigest@gmail.com with the subject "inform me" and you'll be repositioned for getting the JOB of your dream. as simple as it sound,

Michael A.Elisha
Publisher,MD/CEO
Access Magazine/TeamDigest.
07072246824
What is the lasting solution huh
BusinessRe: Startin Okada Bizness In Lagos by MrCrackles(m): 2:33pm On Oct 20, 2009
Dont try it. . . There too many Okada and Keke Napeep on the streets of lagos. . . .
Invest the money in recharge card business or sale of WAEC/NECO forms! cool
FamilyRe: Has Your Mom Ever Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends? by MrCrackles(m): 2:29pm On Oct 20, 2009
Fhemmmy:
Anytime u mess up again, i will call your Mom to come and deal with you on the e-assembly ground.
That was surely funny and cld be embarrassing
grin wink
PoliticsRe: Is Your State Governor Performing.,? by MrCrackles(m): 2:27pm On Oct 20, 2009
Nezan:
I last heard my Governor went to buy pigs with about 10billion(?) Naira that he was caught with in the USA. Yes, he is busy lining his pockets!
shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Is Your State Governor Performing.,? by MrCrackles(m): 2:27pm On Oct 20, 2009
asha 80:
U get state? shocked huh undecided
cool
FamilyRe: Has Your Mom Ever Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends? by MrCrackles(m): 2:24pm On Oct 20, 2009
aisha2:
Hahahahahahha, i am laughing so hard, I want to die, oh my God. our Mom is too Good, better than my mom
Fhemmmy:
i thot u were gonna tell us how some students hold your hands and legs and Mama beat you for being bad at the assembly ground, cos i remember how come students were dealt with then.
grin grin
grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Government To Transfer 10% Of Oil Ventures To Niger Delta Residents by MrCrackles(m): 2:20pm On Oct 20, 2009
Nezan:
^^ When I opened this thread, I wanted to put down what you posted. The problem of the Niger Delta has to do with their leaders too. They have been receiving revenues from the FG more than other states, yet, they have not been able to impact on their people as some non-oil producing Governors.

grin cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Has Your Mom Ever Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends? by MrCrackles(m): 2:16pm On Oct 20, 2009
aisha2:
Give us the full gist abeg
Fhemmmy:
Tell us more now.
Hahaha. . . You guys want to know right grin
This happened just as i was nearing a decade in life
Ok it had to do with me being a stubborn and rebellious kid. . . .I gave everything around me a run for thier monies growing up!
It had to do with pretty much everything though, aparting from stealing, killing or stuffs like that. . . .
My mum requested a special cameo appearance at the assembly to tell the whole school how troublesome and naughty i was. . . .
She thought that will dent my ego and swag around the school and give me the room to knuckle down! grin
It worked for a bit though coz i was a laughing stock and was closely monitored. . .
I wasnt even aware of the plot until i saw my mama right up there with the headteacher. . . I was speechless on the day!
PoliticsRe: Is Your State Governor Performing.,? by MrCrackles(m): 2:10pm On Oct 20, 2009
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My state governor is not in charge so it is hard to say whether he is performing or not!
FamilyRe: Has Your Mom Ever Embarrassed You In Front Of Your Friends? by MrCrackles(m): 2:08pm On Oct 20, 2009
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In front of friends is not too bad. . . I was disgraced as a youngster in front of the whole school assembly!
AdvertsRe: Affordable Car Tracking &insurance In Abuja by MrCrackles(m): 2:06pm On Oct 20, 2009
Poster
How good is the tracking device you guys are marketing and what is the name? huh
WebmastersRe: Nigeria Police Force "website" by MrCrackles(m): 1:55pm On Oct 20, 2009
Disgraceful . . . . If the point of having a website is that rubbish up there, then i will rather invent a spider-site!
SportsRe: TB Joshua Prayed For Ghana To Win The U-20? by MrCrackles(m): 12:14pm On Oct 20, 2009
Another banger from Tuberculosis Joshua. . . .
TB Joshua, you are becoming a nuisance now, i swear. . . mess RYT OFF! angry
AutosRe: HOME SWEET HOME - The 2010 Toyota Camry Le - AM HOME by MrCrackles(m): 12:07pm On Oct 20, 2009
boy1:
^
if u get chance,u go steal d car.
Though shall not steal! cool
AutosRe: HOME SWEET HOME - The 2010 Toyota Camry Le - AM HOME by MrCrackles(m): 11:49am On Oct 20, 2009
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When it gets here, call me so i can go and welcome it! cool
FoodRe: Bread Vs Cake by MrCrackles(m): 11:27am On Oct 20, 2009
CAKE!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: CSKA Moscow Vs Man United [0 - 1] On Wed 21st by MrCrackles(m): 10:33am On Oct 20, 2009
Cristalz:
He is not a Scottish sausage. angry
Hez my grand daddy, of course I've got his number. grin
My bad. . . kiss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: CSKA Moscow Vs Man United [0 - 1] On Wed 21st by MrCrackles(m): 10:27am On Oct 20, 2009
Cristalz:
Not if we start 4-3-3, then revert to 4-4-2 much later in the game.
I've got to call my grand daddy Fergie. grin
Oh you got the scottish sausage's number shocked
PoliticsRe: Fraudulent Nigerian Pastor Arrested By Fbi by MrCrackles(m): 9:56pm On Oct 19, 2009
bawomolo:
touch not my anointed especially their arse holes.
Tell that to the gays! grin
TravelRe: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by MrCrackles(m): 9:53pm On Oct 19, 2009
jay bee:
dude just messed up.
was born in 1993 but entered sec skool in 1990
What a daft punk! grin
TravelRe: 'UK Border Force' On Sky1 by MrCrackles(m): 9:17pm On Oct 19, 2009
jay bee:
"lagos Nigeria, a city famous worldwide for fraud"

na real wa
grin cheesy grin
CelebritiesRe: Uru Eke Or Toyin Aimaku? by MrCrackles(m): 9:13pm On Oct 19, 2009
Who are the two sun blushed tomatoes huh
HealthRe: My Left Eye Is Swollen by MrCrackles(m): 9:10pm On Oct 19, 2009
dominique:
maybe someone punched you in your dreams undecided tongue
GBAM! grin
PoliticsRe: Fraudulent Nigerian Pastor Arrested By Fbi by MrCrackles(m): 9:05pm On Oct 19, 2009
SeanT21:
a buthole is a buthole.
Regardless of who owns it. . . . grin
Batty boys should ram pastors or imams who wind up in jail, a lot harder! shocked grin
CultureRe: Celebrating Ndi-igbo by MrCrackles(m): 9:04pm On Oct 19, 2009
chic2pimp:
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy Brash no kill person jare.
grin cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by MrCrackles(m): 9:02pm On Oct 19, 2009
OMO IBO:
well, how much time do you have?
We are losing games you know.
Oh dear. . . .
Chelsea fans are shitting em chonies already! grin
Christianity EtcRe: The Photo Of A Dog Praying With A Boy by MrCrackles(m): 8:53pm On Oct 19, 2009
ok
PoliticsRe: Fraudulent Nigerian Pastor Arrested By Fbi by MrCrackles(m): 8:49pm On Oct 19, 2009
Aloy~Emeka:
The man is innocent until proven guilty.
Is he your uncle huh
CultureRe: Celebrating Ndi-igbo by MrCrackles(m): 8:42pm On Oct 19, 2009
Ndi-Igbo kwezenu. . . . . . . .
Ndi-igbo yaparipa! grin

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