₦airaland Forum

Nimshi:
Were Mr. Joshua to be serious about demonstrating his speacial powers to sick the mentally ill, Aro isn't all that far off.

Heck, couldn't he just say a word and heal once and for all time all those needing such miracles at Aro?

Shameless deceitful preacherman fleecing m.oronic faithfuls.
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LMFAO!!!

ElRazur:
His mask slipped off here. His English is as average as we all thought.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-409216.0.html#msg5643983
I am sure his mask will slip again in the near future.

LMFAO!

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OK thank you. . . .

wirinet:
Jonathan is learning fast, the intricacies of how to assume and hold power, using a bit of Obasanjoism. Since it is as obvious as daylight that the Ministers had been helping themselves from our common pot of soup, since the beginning of this administration, as Yaradua had been incapacitated for a long time. It is obvious that casting a wide net would hardly miss miss any fish ( or is it ministers).
The ministers better start queuing up at Aguda Lodge to pledge loyalty or else!!!!. A word is enough for the wise.

Learning what fast?
Is the latest move Jonathan's initiative or what?

kosovo:
Nigeria is in a verge of  National discidium and divortium. We must Act fast to put an end to this 'MADNESS'
 O.M.G i am completely sad and tristored. Our people are being slaughtered like animals and everyone is walking like a direction-less grasshopper.      

Grammar. . .  
Are you Honourable Obahiagbon in disguise
Have you been sleeping with the dictionary again?

Genuflect:
Dude, you speak like you are the guy's mother. Who cares about all the story that you are writing? Person dey play rubbish, you dey talk say im go become president? NairaLand will not cease to surprise me. LWKMD

Hehehehe. . . .

naijacutee:
Im not sure how it works, but I think following those instructions will change your MTN plan to xtracool or something, and you lose N500 credit to the advertiser.

Oh for real?
Now that is real fraudulent. . . . .
I smelt it a milli miles away

Katsumoto:
Is Kosovo Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon?

No thanks. . . .

Mobinga:
Islamic Mentality=Heinous Mentality

Dimwit. . . .

Topic. . .
Who cares, there are suitable alternatives. . . .

^ ^ ^ Thank you. . . .
I knew it, without even checking up anything, i knew it was a blooming scam. . . .

The president is working out on the tread mill. . . . .

tpiah:
might I suggest you adjust your appearance and gele a little bit so people dont feel "apprehensive"
potential suitors and "relatives" especially.

How is your daft suggestion relevant here

BRASH: Tuberculosis Joshua can you predict if i am going to buy a luxurious/prestigious car next year?
TB Joshua: Yes Brash, you will buy a Phantom Rolls Royce and Range Sport Next Year
BRASH: Shut your f**king bollocks off, you liar. . . .I dont like a Phantom Rolls Royce and a Range Sport. . . .
TB Joshua: Oops my bad, my trick didnt work. . . I am a trickster i know, but dont tell anyone else my prophecies are fake and phony!
BRASH: Get lost, you trickster. . . .

Conclusively, TB Joshua is another fat rogue. . . .

nice-guy10:
Fools the Wrath of God will be upon you people Soon, who are you to Judge?

Shut up, you nitiwit. . . .
Go and tel Tuberculosis Joshua that he's a trickster. . . .

redsun:
Won't the acceptance of offerings from prolific thieves and looters like obasanjo,ibori,ikimi,ibb and the rest of the ruling elite thieves in nigeria make not just the church overseer but the whole church body including christ accessories to crimes?

I think it's time the so-called christian bodies call a spade a spade and join in the fight against endemic corruptions,shun and speak out against the nigerian  monstrous distractors instead of welcoming them with open hands as illustrious citizen.

Could jesus have taken offerings from Ceaser or herod?

Technically YES. . . . .

ogun1872:
@MrCrackles
You are really an ineducable goat, to tow your path of self destruction. I attached 4 screenshots from my live accounts to my response to your rudderless insult and they don't seem to suffice with you. I have attached 2 of the screenshots for reasonable forumites to peruse.
I will not dignify you with any further response!

You are still bragging ay? . . . .
Your bloody screenshots and your fraudulent live accounts is worthless to me. . .
If you think others are as gullible as you, then forget it. . .
I am more than intelligent if they put a million of you together. . . I can smell a scam from about 60000miles away, so dont even try it with me. . . .
In your village, do you educate goats?
Bloody buffoon. . . .Scam has wrecked your blood platelets, fraud has infected your brain. . . .GET LOST!
And dont try another method because, Nairalanders are wiser!

Topic. . .
WTF is Alanta

ogun1872:
I honestly share the view of the thread starter.

A vagabond labelled me a scammer here and the moderators didn't see anything wrong with someone making unsubstantiated allegations in this forum, but my response to this blackmailer  was instantly deleted and I earned a ban.

As if that's not enough, the silly goat called MrCrackles even accessed my response(as harmless as it is that earned me the ban) to his verbal diarrhoea and replied, I think everyone should really be careful here, some crept in unawares and may be working from within

I said it yesterday and i will say it again today, prove to us all you are not a scammer. . .
It is simple, if you can do that i will analyse my evidences and possibly retract my comments
You have to do extremely well though to convince me, as i am 1000000000000000 times more intelligent than you!
Psssf!

Chei. . . . .This is scandalous!
But i am not surprised, it is a standard schitzo. . .
If they dont engage in homosexuality, it is peadophilia. . .

shadrach77:
Patrick Obahiagbon, who represents Oredo Federal Constituency of Edo state shot to limelight the moment he arrived the House of Representatives in 2007 with his uncanny knack for jaw-breaking words.

For reasons he explained exclusively below to Saturday Vanguard in his first ever interview on his manner of speech, the 1983 product of St John Bosco Grammar School, Obiaja, Edo State swore that he has since cut short on the big, big vocabulary he uses.

In this chat, the 1987 Law graduate of University of Benin, who also holds two Master degrees, appealed to his audience for understanding, explaining that, “the intention is not to deliberately befuddle or obfuscate them” insisting that, “ I do not set out to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability” Excerpts.

Why I speak the way I do

Sincerely speaking, I want to tender an unreserved apologia to my colleagues and all those who feel that my language is obscurantist. The truth is that I do not set out deliberately to mystify my audience, to deposit my audience in a portmanteau of indecipherability or in portmanteau of conundrum. No, no, no, no! Far from it.

The cosmic force would not allow me to do that. But, you see if you ask homo sapients who have interfaced with me for close to twenty years now, they would tell you that I no longer speak high sounding language. I have reduced it radically.

If you have the opportunity to listen to my speeches or debates ten, fifteen years ago, then it would have been a different kettle of fish all together. So, I am convinced that I’ve tried, I am trying and I will continue to try to ensure that my language, or my idiolect is as limpid and as diaphanous as possible.

But, let me say that I am an omnivorous reader and I put my nose on the grinding stone to read for more than 7 hours a day when most innocent men are sleeping, and night marauders are doing their business. I am on my table, in my Library for 7 hours. And that has been on for over twenty years. And like I always tell people, the dictionary for me is not a reference point; the dictionary is a vade mecum, a constant companion.

I spend on the average not less than an hour a day referencing the dictionary for the past twenty to twenty-five years. So don’t be maniacally bewildered if I speak most times, from what I draw while reading. But, really, the intention is not to deliberately befuddle or obfuscate my presentations on the floor.

My Political experience
I was a student Union activist all my years in the University of Benin. Little wonder, as soon as I left the University and finished my Youth Service, I dabbled into the aqua of political arena. If I remember vividly, I contested my first election into Oredu Local Government Area (LGA) as a Councillor only one year after my Youth Service.

So I have been in State and National politics effectively from 1999. But it has not been a bed of roses, giving the miasma, given that convoluted phantasmagoria, given the prependalism and all the intrigues in Nigerian politics.

I contested several elections and lost several elections. Some not because I lost, but because of course, we are in Nigeria, and the X factor in Nigerian politics is still very important.

But, I knew right back from when I started, that I had a date with history, with destiny. At every time I lost an election, I would decide to be more recusant rather than being recumbent. I decided to be more quixotic rather than being laisser-faire- to challenge my destiny the more rather than relapsing into a cocoon of levity, or into a cocoon of political narcissisms. And I thank the great galaxy of the universe, after several attempts at political office in 1999, my bread was buttered.

The cosmic afforded me the lacuna to give a vivacious and vibrant representation to my constituency.

And since then, it has been one political victory to the other as ordained by God.

That was why mandate to remain the amiable representatives of Oredo Federal constituency was challenged very, very viscerally, at the election tribunal, I had no fear that at end of the day it was going to be victory for me. this is because I am a robot in the hand of God.

I believe that the hand of God and the cosmic imprimaturs are in my political odyssey. If it were by my grace or by my powers, by my capacity, I Probably would not have been qualified in the first place to become a councillor in my local govern
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2010/03/06/why-i-speak-big-big-grammar-hon-obahiagbon/

HAHAAAAA:
yeah.this is the same style employed by tolaerinle@yahoo.co.uk .he emailed me,quoted the bible and promised to go on the mountain for 3 days fasting because of me.on alonely mountain somewhere in ogun state.
just because i exposed him as a scammer[b].what do people take Jesus for?[/b]

I wonder. . . .

OBJ you are a shameless human being. . . .
No one should be celebrating your birthday, instead they should be raining curses on your coconut head. . .
OBJ you are a disgrace to the human race. . .
Fu/ck you and your birthday. . . .
Pssf!

ogun1872:
Because a Cursed Soul called MrCrackles is reading this post, another screenshot will suffice!

If the Cursed Soul need more screenshot from 3years back, he can drop his email ad here and I will forward more screenshot of unbelievable earnings that will remain a mirage to him for the rest of his blighted days on earth.

You are just bitter because i busted your scamming as/shole. . .
As long as i am around here, whatever username you morph into wont steal a kobo from innocent and unsuspecting forumites. . . .
The kind of comfort, affluence and luxury i am wallowing in, is what you can only dream off. . . .
Quit your deceptive ways now before satan rains hell fire on you. . . .
Quoting the bible wont win you any sympathy here trust me. . .You are a blooming FRAUD, if not prove me wrong!
M done on your case

Magragold. . .
^ ^ ^ Shut the fu/ck up you deceptive vagabond. . .
Do you think i am gonna poo my pants because of your empty threats?
NAH. . . .I am going out now but i will be back to slaughter your fraudulent fu/ck face. . . .
If you have concrete evidences to prove you are not a scammer, present it here and stop ranting like a pepper grinding machine. . .
Dimwit!