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Food / Re: Fried Eggs Vs Boiled Eggs, Which Do You Prefer? by MrCrackles(m): 1:13am On Mar 11, 2010
mama-gee:

Seriously, Have you ever tried conributing something that's worth a space. . .What has this statement got to do with your Egg preference?
R u Tpia in disguise cool grin
Properties / Re: Plots, Acres, and Hectares of Lands For Sale In Lagos by MrCrackles(m): 1:12am On Mar 11, 2010
No thanks. . .
Events / Re: Get A Fairly Used Laptop For Just N4,000 Plus by MrCrackles(m): 1:11am On Mar 11, 2010
^ ^ ^ Stop spamming the forum you bleeding vagabond. . .
Get lost with your fraudulent laptop. . .
Laptop that cheap yet your church rat a/s/hole is tucked behind an old school monitor in a cybercafe. . .
Might nuisance!
Food / Re: Fried Eggs Vs Boiled Eggs, Which Do You Prefer? by MrCrackles(m): 1:11am On Mar 11, 2010
Mamagee you are a farting machine. . .
Egg chomper!!!!
Business / Re: Get A Fairly Used Laptop For Just N4,000 Plus by MrCrackles(m): 1:09am On Mar 11, 2010
^ ^ ^ Stop spamming the forum you bleeding vagabond. . .
Get lost with your fraudulent laptop. . .
Laptop that cheap yet your church rat a/s/hole is tucked behind an old school monitor in a cybercafe. . .
Might nuisance!! angry
Nairaland / General / Re: Get A Fairly Used Laptop For Just N4,000 Plus by MrCrackles(m): 1:06am On Mar 11, 2010
OLE OLORIBURUKU or whatever that means. . . .
Blooming thieving BASTA/RD. . . .
Health / Re: How Can I Get Rid Of Cockroaches? by MrCrackles(m): 1:02am On Mar 11, 2010
Use Tpia-pia. . . . .
Politics / Re: Obasanjo A Hypocrite (at 73), Says Soyinka by MrCrackles(m): 1:00am On Mar 11, 2010
mama-gee:

Shut up!
Politics / Re: Obasanjo A Hypocrite (at 73), Says Soyinka by MrCrackles(m): 9:15pm On Mar 10, 2010
ilosiwaju:

mama goofygee strikes again!
grin grin grin grin

doggyall:

Mamagee is a p-u-s-s-y!

tomidayspring:

Mama-gee restrict yourself to the romance section, its not by force to talk about politics you know nada about or else you start yarning rubbish!
Thank You


Maxidoe:

@Mama-gee are u serious about your post are you are just a novice when it comes to politics?you obviously dont know Soyinka, just look at how you have embarrassed yourself,
OBJ is the worst thing in to happen to Nigerian politics, for me i think he is the devil's incarnate

Dayyum ya all just slaughtered Mamagee. . . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by MrCrackles(m): 8:14am On Mar 10, 2010
Scum-spunks howizit
Ready to tumble out of the Champs League tonight
See ya in the tumble dryer. . . . tongue
Politics / Re: Truck Driver Confesses Lling The 19 Robbery Victims In Ijebu Ode by MrCrackles(m): 8:10am On Mar 10, 2010
mbulela:

^^^^^^^^
i guess we should stop paying this guy any attention and just ignore his antics that are designed to attract attention.
True. . .
I am beginning to agree that Kosovo is looking for attention. . .
Sleeping with a dictionary is a pathetic way to garner one though!!SMH
Politics / Re: Obasanjo A Hypocrite (at 73), Says Soyinka by MrCrackles(m): 8:07am On Mar 10, 2010
This is not new. . .
Obasanjo has to be one of the most disgraceful human being on earth. . .
OBJ you should be ashamed of yourself, fugly buffoon!
Politics / Re: Truck Driver Confesses Lling The 19 Robbery Victims In Ijebu Ode by MrCrackles(m): 12:44am On Mar 10, 2010
Kosovo:

This is[b] utter purgamentum[/b], i am indeed very sadden by this act of incuriosus by the Government.
Yes! an act of Government delinquency towards the provision of Basic infrastructure for the Nigeria people.
The Presence of street lights in our highways would have averted and debared the allopatry of this lamentable event, This ploratus event, an event that has put the Nigeria people in a state of discombobulation.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
WTF Obahiagbon shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland / General / Re: Have Beaf, Crackles And Ogidiboy Ever Been Banned On This Forum? by MrCrackles(m): 12:27am On Mar 10, 2010
MzDarkSkin:

wow@ this thread. I don't know any of the guys you mentioned but I'm not feeling the "taddle tell" and hype thats going around. Ppl trying to get other in trouble online, wtf?!
It is pretty pathetic isnt it. . .
Especially when some old haggard chick goes about constituting a nuisance on the public forum when her mates are looking after their families. . . .
Opening daft threads here and there, to garner attention and solicit bans for other members is pretty dumb. . .


tpia.:

^^ can you tell them the same?
maybe they'll listen to you from force of habit.
Tpia get a life, you nitwit!! grin
Get my name off your herpes infested mouth!!! angry
Dont you have anything else to do you moaning jobsworth!
Have you tried joining an old people's home . . . .they got loads of activities for OAPS
Old folks are meant to have more wisdom and common sense, but the reverse is the case for you. . .
Sports / Re: Opabunmi Eyes Top Flight Return by MrCrackles(m): 12:11am On Mar 10, 2010
FBS:

Opabunmi eyes top flight return

Former Nigeria international Femi Opabunmi says he is working his way back to football after eye surgery which has kept him out of the game for about two years.

Opabunmi told KickOffNigeria.com that he was on the verge of going blind in 2007 and had to go for emergency eye surgery.

"I had been having problems seeing, even when I was on the field. When it got very serious, I went to see a doctor and they told me that if I did not go for an operation, I would be totally blind in 10 days.
"So I went in for the operation in Paris, and I have been out of football since then," he said.

Opabunmi, who is now looking slightly squint-eyed, says the surgery cost a lot of money but is grateful to two of his Nigeria colleagues for their assistance.

"It was a very expensive operation, and it cost me a lot of money, but Osaze Odemwingie and Seyi Olofinjana were the two people who assisted me with the expenses."

Despite the long absence from football, Opabunmi insists he is far from finished and says he is now looking forward to getting back into top flight football.

"I am now training with 3SC, and I hope that by the time the transfer window opens, after the World Cup, I can return to Europe and join a good club."

Opabunmi, now 25, was the star of the Nigerian Under-17 team which won silver in 2001, winning both the silver shoes, as second highest goalscorer, and the bronze ball, for third best player in the tourney.

A year later, he was selected Adegboyega Onigbinde for the World Cup and became the youngest Nigerian player and the third youngest ever at 17 to play at the World Cup when he took to the pitch against England.

He subsequently joined Grasshoppers Zurich but spent an injury-blighted four years before moving to France with Chamois Niortais and then dropping off the radar.

http://www.kickoff.com/news/14244/opabunmi-eyes-top-flight-return.php
Youngest indeed. . . .
I am sure dude is near 30 or over now
Bloody age cheats. . . . .
Sports / Re: Opabunmi Eyes Top Flight Return by MrCrackles(m): 9:00am On Mar 09, 2010
Is this the same Opabunmi, Dayokanu [Nl resident buffoon], is always harping about
Religion / Re: Natural Disaster Will Soon Hit Nigeria - Adeboye by MrCrackles(m): 8:53am On Mar 09, 2010
Adeboye thank you for letting Nigerians know. . . .
Now go back to the pulpit please!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by MrCrackles(m): 8:51am On Mar 09, 2010
Debt United howizit?
Do we know the latest on the Glazer's attempt to pillage and ruin your beloved club yet
Sports / Re: Man Utd Boss Ferguson Wants To Avoid Obi Mikel Repeat With Azeez Case. by MrCrackles(m): 7:57am On Mar 09, 2010
mbulela:

I have met lots of characters on the internet (not just NL) and i am not a fan of throwing insults around the place but after giving it deep consideration i have come to the conclusion that you are the product of two imbeciles as a result of a one night stand.
I.diots don't come worse than you.this thread is filled with you trying to insult people all over the place simply because they try to point out the idiocy of your ways.you just go around spouting crap and exposing the limitations of the condom that was used in the 7 minute screw with that begot you.

your brain is too thick to comprehend but for the sake of sane persons i need to refute the stupidity of your most recent post. 16 million and 4 million are transfer fees and is largely exchanged between the buying and selling clubs.That is the standard practice.
Within this practice, agents could be paid a %, the player's previous clubs could have a say based on the sell-on clauses in his previous contracts.Also, the player could have a % based on the clauses of his contract (small time players rarely have this).
Then the buying club pays the player a sign on fee as part of his new contract and his salary is agreed.
coming here to deny the existence of sign on fees not only exposes the limit of your shallow knowledge but also shows that you probably only started watching football beyond the confines of Onikan Stadium with the advent of HiTV.
Like most other contracts, there is no fixed content for football contracts.some include clauses that entitle players to a % of their transfer fee in addition to a sign on fee paid by the buying club but it is not a compulsory point. there are several other clauses (for example, some clauses entitle the player to a pay rise anytime some is offered a salary higher than his,a new contract if you reach a certain number of appearances in a season or score a certain number of goals.some players even are entitled to a certain portion of the clubs commercial revenues for any advert they appear in)

on the use of might, i wish to remind sane people (luckily, you are excluded from that list) that the use of agents is optional and their pay structure also differs.some agents are paid by their clients (a good example is when a player moves on a free transfer).
I am sure a buffoon like you does not know that some premiership players do not have agents?
I know of two top premiership players who have signed over 6 contracts in the premiership each and have never used an agent (you will not find that info in complete sports, i.diot).so coming here to quote the definition and functions of a manager is irrelevant.

I doubt you have the capacity to assimilate all this considering that you are the product of  bestiality between a mad woman and an nkita dog.
cases like yours are the sole reason why i think abortion should be legalized.
in the presence of legal abortion, your sad mother would not have sordid memories of the bestial act that begot you and the world would be spared this ignorant cra.p you spout all over this forum. 
go hang yourself sick soul. you really are a jumped up pedantic little slowpoke
Banging!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Make Cool Cash Just By Being Football Fan. by MrCrackles(m): 2:30am On Mar 09, 2010
gbengaziki:

hello football fans,  would like to let you into the hidden way i have been making money while being a fan of my favorite premiership club. its totally competition free so i can as well introduce the whole world to it. all you need do is post your email to this thread and then you will smile the nnext time you open it. grin cheesy
Get lost, late night vagabond. . .
Politics / Re: Ag. President Goodluck Orders Emergency Security Meeting. by MrCrackles(m): 2:28am On Mar 09, 2010
kosovo:

We have confirmed Intel that the Ag. President Goodluck has ordered  an emergency meeting with security agencies to find a lasting solution to the crises in Jos. There is no link to it currently, link would be provided as soon as it is made available
Still waiting for the link/confirmed intel please. . . .
Celebrities / Re: Shade Adu Is Back After 10 Years by MrCrackles(m): 2:09am On Mar 09, 2010
Sade Adu is legendary. . .
Timeless music plus timeless beauty. . . .
I happened to grow up into Sade Adu's music, felt it, still feeling it and no regrets today, copping all her album along the way. . .
Go Sade, you are absolutely quality! wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by MrCrackles(m): 2:00am On Mar 09, 2010
bgees:

one reason for our woes this season is [b]ALONSO. take it or leave it.[/b]

and we failed to get a suitable replacement.
I disagree. . . .
Benitez has faffed about with his selections and the selected folks have all underperformed!
Confidence is low and form has dipped to an all time low amongst the ranks
It is as simple as that. . . .
Crime / Re: Pictures From Jos Massacre (viewers Discretion Advised) by MrCrackles(m): 8:58pm On Mar 08, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry
Politics / Re: At Last: Yar'adua's Mother, Hajia Dada, Sets Eyes On Her Terminally Sick Son by MrCrackles(m): 8:41pm On Mar 08, 2010
Praise the Lord cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by MrCrackles(m): 8:38pm On Mar 08, 2010
chamotex:

@Crackles, your a wasteman tongue tongue
Raaaasclat!! grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Donates $100,000 To Malawi by MrCrackles(m): 8:08pm On Mar 08, 2010
Useless country notorious for trying to resolve other countries problems whilst neglecting it's own. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by MrCrackles(m): 8:03pm On Mar 08, 2010
tkb417:

i hope berba and Diouf wont get injured

that means, we have no striker left in Manchester United grin grin

Maybe Gary Neville will strike for us cos he has no bizniz playin as a RB cheesy

we need a striker badly cos berba is a midfielder cheesy
Fresh of the boat Diouf should be ok. . .
Berba is most likely going to get crocked before the end of the season. . .

Topic. . .
Scummies howizit?
How r the bully boys called "the Glazers" dealing ya finances wink
Ya just gonna keep watching till ya get glazed like krispy kremes and flogged off to hungry teenagers shocked grin
Technology Market / Re: What Is The Best Laptop I Can Get For 100k? by MrCrackles(m): 7:58pm On Mar 08, 2010
*dhtml:

That is a question i have been asked so much of recent, and i think it is best i ask the hardware gurus in the house.
The best you can get is a STOLEN one. . . .
Celebrities / Re: Double Wahala: Femi Kuti Impregnates Two More Ladies by MrCrackles(m): 12:25am On Mar 08, 2010
BlueDiva:

Who cares
GBAM!!!
Politics / Re: Plateau Massacre : Police arrest 377 suspects, prosecute 162 by MrCrackles(m): 10:32pm On Mar 07, 2010
sjeezy8:

I want to say Islam is the problem and hausas-fulanis are but theyre not because in other countries that have sizeable populations of both muslims, christians and fulanis-hausas are more peaceful than Nigeria. So I def think is has been politicized.

shame shame shame.

Nigeria isnt the only country that has fulanis-hausas and Nigeria isnt the only country that has islam in it.The northern elite are just terrible people. period
Every West African country has fulanis and hausas why must Nigeria get the most terrible ones? Crazy
Some valid points here. . . . .
Business / Re: Is 3 Million Naira Enough To Start Life/business In Nigeria? by MrCrackles(m): 10:27pm On Mar 07, 2010
seyemon:

check proof here
http://www.sendspace.com/file/6ochm0
Thanks
What bloody proof?
Dont post some stupid weblinks here if they dont answer what the thread title is all about. . .

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