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Politics / Re: Am Back To Nairaland by MrCrackles(m): 7:49am On Mar 12, 2010
ok!!!!
Politics / Re: A Demonic Passion Among Nigerians And The Media by MrCrackles(m): 7:45am On Mar 12, 2010
publisher:

I have no business with either you 'Beaf' or 'Tpia'. I just put my piece together and posted it on nairaland,you either agree or criticize constructively,your views or mine will not affect the price of Garri in Lagos. You both sound like Freaking Ghanians for all i care.
LMFAO!!!
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by MrCrackles(m): 12:36am On Mar 12, 2010
chiogo:

Then we're on the same level.
And I'm not Yoruba. Shame!  tongue
Dont give 20 milli rocks about yoruba my dear  grin
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by MrCrackles(m): 12:24am On Mar 12, 2010
FL Gators:

Dont mind crackles, so you want to tell me you dont understand yoruba? sad
Not the kinda yoruba you typed up there. . . .
I know about, OLOSHI, WERE, OLE, EKA BO, OLODO and co. . .
Nothing conc and complicated!!! grin
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by MrCrackles(m): 12:18am On Mar 12, 2010
FL Gators:

You are the best I've ever had
tongue wink
Politics / Re: A Demonic Passion Among Nigerians And The Media by MrCrackles(m): 12:17am On Mar 12, 2010
tpia.:

^^ you're preaching to someone who finds joy in posting pictures of women urinating as well as any other photo guaranteed to show depravity.
dont waste your breath- there are many of such people here.
and yes, Nigerians delight in gory scenes.
you aint seen nothing yet on this nairaland.
Tpia tape it shut. . . .
Knackered Donkey!! wink
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by MrCrackles(m): 12:16am On Mar 12, 2010
FL Gators:

nkan n sa tele iwo okurin yii grin grin
Translation please wink

chic2pimp:

grin grin grin grin
You berra go and see the Doctor before your situation deteriorates tongue
No need. . . . I am banging my doctor's daughter and he's not cool about it
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is My Girlfriend; She's My Everything" - D'banj by MrCrackles(m): 12:11am On Mar 12, 2010
eros:

Typical Nigerians, always hating on a brother making good success in life. I ask all of you hating on D'banj one simple question, what makes you think you are better than D'banj? Why do you think he is a lowlife and you not?

Hypocrites, take off the speck in your eyes before you run down a brother. I ain't got no connection to D'banj but i just love a young man who's talented and earns big bucks. If you can't handle that and get really envious of the brother, then its a BIG SHAME. kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Fu/ck a thug!!
Forum Games / Re: Tell Us 5 Interesting Things About Yourself by MrCrackles(m): 12:06am On Mar 12, 2010
1) Nothing.
2) No chance
3) Fu/ck Ryt Off
4) Stink Off
5) Raasclats. . . . . .
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is My Girlfriend; She's My Everything" - D'banj by MrCrackles(m): 12:05am On Mar 12, 2010
chiogo:

D'banj is an international artiste ke? Na wa oo!!!  undecided

ayettymama:

^^ in internationally renowed peckham more like!!

omar22:

Yeah Peakham,  Depot for Nollywood home movies

chiogo:

lol I guess in the UK.
In the U.S., nobody cares about him, including Nigerians.  Yea, I said it.  grin

Hehehe. . .
Dbanj is only worshipped by raaasclats around the UK, London to be precise. . .
Majority of them people you see on the streets of Peckham, Thamesmead, Dalston, Dagenham and Co. . .
Folks you see and go like, how the fu/ck did you get a visa?!! shocked shocked grin
Religion / Re: Church Member Defrauds Pastor by MrCrackles(m): 11:57pm On Mar 11, 2010
Zodiac61:

Get off your high horses and see the reality. "Touch not my anointed, " This old chestnut again. Who anointed him? Are they not human like the rest of us? Why have we elevated these morons to demi-gods?
I guess god can do whatever he wants, but the rest of us are regularly enjoined not to seek vengeance. Double standards, me thinks.
Thank you. . . .
Sports / Re: I Dey Disapointed- No Nigerian Player In The Africa 11 In Glo Caf Award by MrCrackles(m): 11:00pm On Mar 11, 2010
ActiveMan:

I DEY DISAPOINTED- NO NIGERIAN PLAYER IN THE AFRICA 11 in glo caf award

WAITING DEY DO NIGERIA PLAYERS

Ask Amodu. . . . .
Politics / Re: Co-passenger Forced Out Of His Seat For Sitting Close To A Governor by MrCrackles(m): 10:27pm On Mar 11, 2010
This is serious. . . .
All these power drunk bastar/ds parading as leaders in Nigeria sef!!
Pssf
Politics / Re: Plateau Massacre : Police arrest 377 suspects, prosecute 162 by MrCrackles(m): 10:19pm On Mar 11, 2010
asha 80:

As i have always said the natives of jos should put this incident behind them and let peace reign so that the country can move forward undecided
Spot on. . . .
Family / Re: I Am Worried Sick. by MrCrackles(m): 10:03pm On Mar 11, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Plateau Massacre : Police arrest 377 suspects, prosecute 162 by MrCrackles(m): 9:59pm On Mar 11, 2010
frosbel:

If you have nothing positive to contribute to my post bagger off.

What kind of heart do you have to talk rubbish about Biafra that happened eons ago ? Does that in anyway justify the recent events in Jos.

Are you still bitter after so many years, if yes, go to God for prayer to heal your hardened heart.

And before you start ranting, I am also igbo.
I wonder. . . .

Dede1:

The Jos massacre is pale in comparison to the pogrom of 1966 and yet some morons would stroll onto this forum to mouth-off that Biafrans should have turned the other cheek It was on record that forbearers of today’s victims had hands in pogrom of 1966. This is the beginning of future events.
Oxymoronic dimwit. . . .Get lost
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Needs Moderators Urgently by MrCrackles(m): 9:49pm On Mar 11, 2010
semid4lyfe:

The phone section needs an additional moderator in my opinion and I think I'm well suited to the job being that I'm the Phone Section Poster of the Year and I have the full confidence of the regular posters there.
Pathetic. . . . .
Crime / Re: Pictures From Jos Massacre (viewers Discretion Advised) by MrCrackles(m): 9:25pm On Mar 11, 2010
Stop. . . . . . . shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry cry
Crime / Re: Pictures From Jos Massacre (viewers Discretion Advised) by MrCrackles(m): 9:22pm On Mar 11, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cry cry cry cry
Religion / Re: Church Member Defrauds Pastor by MrCrackles(m): 9:22pm On Mar 11, 2010
Topic
Good stuff. . .
For a change let the thieving pastors who have enriched themselves by stealing tithes and offerings feel the pain. . . . .
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz C-Class 2001 Vs 2005 Honda Accord by MrCrackles(m): 9:15pm On Mar 11, 2010
Onwan:

@MrCrackles
" You mean "a mechanic" " cheesy - I like that; at least some people do it for a living, and they have our attention when our rides call out to them, at times they send us to the bank too.

No offense taken though wink
I was only joking boss. . . . wink
Travel / Re: I Want To Reside In Canada For The Rest Of My Life: What Do I Do? by MrCrackles(m): 9:07pm On Mar 11, 2010
mrcharlott:

Hello Nairalander! I have been dreaming of living in Canada since i was 10yrs old, I think now is the time to take action. I need someone here to please explain everything I'll need to get there. The only thing i have out of things needed for traveling is just My INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, so apart from this i want someone to please explain to me in details those things needed for traveling to Canada, including amount of money needed for the processing. I'll appreciate if I can get reply soon
Keep dreaming. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by MrCrackles(m): 8:57pm On Mar 11, 2010
GAME OVER. . . . .
What a disaster. . . . SMH!
Car Talk / Re: Mercedes Benz C-Class 2001 Vs 2005 Honda Accord by MrCrackles(m): 8:50pm On Mar 11, 2010
Emperoh:

Onwan
u come across per your posts, as an auto technician!!!

You mean "a mechanic" grin grin grin
Auto technician is the latest word for mechanics now innit. . . .just joking!!! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by MrCrackles(m): 8:47pm On Mar 11, 2010
Disaster shocked shocked shocked
Health / Re: Wrinkled Hands by MrCrackles(m): 9:17am On Mar 11, 2010
sophy09:

Beyonce's ring on it made me notice my hands and i have been looking for way in which I can reduce the wrinkles. Please what can i do ?
There is not a lot you can do. . . .
What have you been touching all your life?
Celebrities / Re: After 2 Kids: Wil Ini Edo Look Better Than Omotola Ekehinde? by MrCrackles(m): 9:15am On Mar 11, 2010
Topic
Who cares. . . .
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is My Girlfriend; She's My Everything" - D'banj by MrCrackles(m): 9:13am On Mar 11, 2010
THE AMAKA:

look at you, here runnning your mouth. so much for a first post!!! im suspecting here.
load of trash. and i wonder what you look like? the dog shizz thats laying on the street corner.

Relax and stop hyperventilating. . . .

wazobia200:

Why will Dbanj stoop soo low to get involved with this igbo lady. I dont find igbo woman attractive at all with their manly features!
You dont make silly comments like the one above on a public forum. . . .
You might not necessarily be a tribalist but be sensitive to other people around you. . . .
Politics / Re: Why I Speak Big Grammar - Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon by MrCrackles(m): 9:10am On Mar 11, 2010
Obahiagbon can you come and get the moderator on the politics forum please?!
He needs to be warned that no matter where he takes the dictionary to with him, he can never be like you. . .
Kosovo, drop that dictionary now. . . grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by MrCrackles(m): 9:08am On Mar 11, 2010
So ya Scum-twa/ts are still revelling ay?

Revel no more. . . Your doomsday is near. . . . cool
Career / Re: Zenith Bank's Employment by MrCrackles(m): 1:20am On Mar 11, 2010
Ok. . .

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