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CareerRe: Chevron Nigeria To Sack 25% Of Workforce by MrCuteking(m): 8:36pm On Oct 02, 2020
Chevron is not sacking anyone per say, they only want to restructure the company's policy.

Those removed will have to reapply and then renew a different contracts which will cut down their formal pay. Those who disagree will be paid off with huge amount of money. So no go reason say na that kine sack weh dey for your pure water factory weh U dey work.
Foreign AffairsRe: Jill and Joe Biden Test Negative For COVID-19. by MrCuteking(m): 6:31pm On Oct 02, 2020
And so?
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Laycon Receives N30 Million Cheque And Other Prizes (Video) by MrCuteking(m): 2:24pm On Sep 30, 2020
Iceyjayz:
As you collect this cash make sure you stay away from Nigerian girls, they are up to no good.
Biggest truth on this thread
BusinessRe: Help! Benin Electricity Distribution Company Is Robbing Me! by MrCuteking(m): 3:14pm On Aug 25, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin


BEDC no get nairaland akant
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Sule Sacks Tijani Aliyu Over Alleged Fraud by MrCuteking(m): 6:18am On Jun 09, 2020
Government be living another life while we watch them like movie
RomanceRe: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by MrCuteking(m): 6:15am On Jun 09, 2020
yomi007k:
You have already started cheating on your bf emotionally. It is better to break up with your guy than double date.

The new guy is not as wise as you think because no wise guy will covet his neighbours woman, goods or properties.

I believe you are below 32. I don't expect much.

It may end in tears.
You gave the wisest comment here. I am sure that new guy is a player cause he is aware she is dating someone else. He had to respect that but he didn't, instead he decided to up his game.
CrimeRe: Police Declare Lady Wanted For Sucking Baby's Genital In Viral Video (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 8:57pm On Jun 08, 2020
Winch grin spotted

Witch na the junior of winch grin
HealthRe: "Be Cautious": Ikpeazu Speaks From Isolation Center Over His COVID-19 Infection by MrCuteking(m): 8:56pm On Jun 08, 2020
stanliwise:
Boring until it hit your doorstep. God forbid sha.
Why this kine prayer bros? Wetin I do you now? huh
HealthRe: "Be Cautious": Ikpeazu Speaks From Isolation Center Over His COVID-19 Infection by MrCuteking(m):
By this time next year no one will be talking about corona virus again. Even now self the story done dey boring.

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RomanceRe: Marrying Someone Who Got Pregnant For You by MrCuteking(m):
Don't friend who you don't love. My friend was forced to marry a girl that looks like the ugliest girl I have ever seen. His mum said over her dead body she would keep such an inlaw but unfortunately for her, her husband said his son must marry her.

I couldn't look at her face twice. Sex is overrated, you don't deserve to act stupid in the name of sex.

Sometimes I pity the ladies here because it will be difficult to see someone who will want to pay the bride price of a baby mama.
RomanceRe: Help I'm Always Hornyy, I Am Tired by MrCuteking(m): 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
That guy no wise. If you reduce your sex libido you will automatically turn to gay
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Collected Transport Money To Visit A Guy Before And Disappeared? by MrCuteking(m): 8:13am On Jun 07, 2020
I can't date a girl who is not in my area or state. If she wants to see me for the first time I will have to use uber and pay for her when she gets to my place. I will always come up with a story that will not make her feel I don't trust her.
FamilyRe: Husband Bites His Wife’s Fingers In Port-Harcourt For Refusing Sex by MrCuteking(m): 1:23pm On Jun 06, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad

Men and sex!
I nor know wetin dey actually sweet us for that thing
normally na women supposed dey demand sex pass
na them enjoy the act pass

Because sex between a man and a woman is like cotton bud(the penis) and our ear( the Virgina). If you pick your ear with the cotton bud or rather insert a cotton bud inside your ear na your ear dey get that sweet sensation. So na the Virgina dey get the sweet tickling sensation

But how them women dey manage to suppress their sexual urge dey baffle me
Making us feel as if say na we need am. Making us to beg for it

Even one girl don first tell me say na them dey actually enjoy sex pass but they have this abilty to suppress and reject sex even when they are honey
And i agree with her because most times when a woman is fond of you, happy and comfortable with you they will always want to bang you. Even if they don't initiate the sex but if you start it they will willingly give in
Women always masturbate and watch porn a lot to suppress the urge for sex. But then again, they will always act like they don't.
SportsRe: Premier League Announces Substitute Rule Change by MrCuteking(m): 1:10pm On Jun 06, 2020
Imagine say Premier league be like French an Bundesliga, I for no dey watch match. How I go watch match weh I know how the league go still end.
HealthRe: Lagos Discharges 33 Coronavirus Patients Today by MrCuteking(m): 9:34pm On Jun 02, 2020
Another good news.
HealthRe: Ibanga Bassey Etang Died Of Coronavirus Disease - NDDC by MrCuteking(m): 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2020
May your soul rest in peace
SportsRe: 5 Most Handsome Young Footballers by MrCuteking(m): 8:40pm On Jun 01, 2020
SweetCunt97:
Mbappe no too fine jarey. But neymar beat all of them though he's older.
Even iwobi fine pass mbappe
SportsRe: Paderborn 1-6 Dortmund: Sancho Scores Hat-trick And Pays Tribute To George Floyd by MrCuteking(m): 11:32pm On May 31, 2020
Football is going into extinction. Thank God I've stopped betting finally. I was among the top 1000 members that started betting in Nigeria but men I never chop 1mulla before. Football and betting is like porn and masturbation.
Christianity EtcRe: Five (5) Misconceptions About Jehovah's Witnesses. by MrCuteking(m): 10:44am On May 31, 2020
Oh today is Sunday.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by MrCuteking(m): 9:48am On May 31, 2020
Because I can still have my church in my home.
SportsRe: Ighalo Set To Leave Manchester United This Week At End Of His Loan Spell by MrCuteking(m): 9:03pm On May 25, 2020
Jokerman:
I would be a member of his village people of I asked him to refuse his new contract at Shanghai Shenshua just to play for man utd were he collected a pay cut of 66%...

Look at his new contract at China

€400,000/ week
1€= 430 naira

Hence Odion will be earning €400000*430=

N172,000,000 pee week... grin

Even if you be witch sef, you no go gree make him no go back China cheesy
Mad o.. football na blood money shocked
TravelRe: How Anambra Is Closing Borders With Neighboring States (Photos) by MrCuteking(m): 1:29pm On May 23, 2020
One thing I know is that the governments will never do anything without their own selfish Interest. That gate will cost around 200k to built but will also generate more than 5million naira grin
HealthRe: 75-year-old Woman Dies Of Coronavirus Disease In Ekiti by MrCuteking(m): 9:38pm On May 21, 2020
Rip to her. Choi
EducationRe: Locations Of The Newly-Approved 6 Federal Colleges Of Education by MrCuteking(m): 12:45pm On May 21, 2020
He help anybody?
CrimeRe: BRT Driver Who Killed Businesswoman Handed Over To Police by MrCuteking(m): 10:46am On May 20, 2020
Nice one, I hope he doesn't get released. Well, I wish Nigeria is a country. Dangote and BRT drivers misbehave because of one insurance useless policy.


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PoliticsRe: Yakassai: I Knew Buhari Can’t Fix Any Of Nigeria’s Problems by MrCuteking(m): 4:00pm On May 19, 2020
Not only you. We all knew
HealthRe: 338 New COVID-19 Cases, 122 Discharged And 6 Deaths On May 17 (1375 Tested) by MrCuteking(m): 1:37pm On May 18, 2020
Cool
PoliticsRe: Buhari To Address The Nation On Monday by MrCuteking(m): 11:45pm On May 17, 2020
Season 4
PoliticsRe: Governors’ Excesses In Implementation Of COVID-19 Lockdown Measures (PICS) by MrCuteking(m): 4:53pm On May 17, 2020
What are they feeling like self.

Can someone educate them that catching this virus is not even a death sentence?

Why are they destroying hotels worth millions of naira without first closing or canceling them?

Governor Sanwolu, Na only God go bless you. That Wike no try at all. He should learn from you.
HealthRe: Madagascar Records First Coronavirus Death by MrCuteking(m): 4:51pm On May 17, 2020
Agbo gone wrong. Chai. And Bubu done buy the agbo o.
EventsRe: COVID-19 Taskforce Disrupts Wedding In Cross River. Guests Run by MrCuteking(m): 4:44pm On May 17, 2020
Na wa o. But is there any other way one could get married like online marriage to create social distance?


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