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rusher14:
Very useless newspaper called vanguard.

What kind of headline is "Despite the lockdown"?

Italy, France, Spain, the US, Germany, Japan all have had various forms of lockdown and what has been the result?

Compare with Nigeria and tell us what you mean by despite.

Rag of a paper.

My brother, you are right. Vanguard can be gibberish atimes

See your fellow man pretending to be female, scamming the people here. I did this research cause I was scamed on nairaland. Someone used all strategies to convince people here, I fell for it and sent the person money.

Please you guys should stop this scam cause you are blocking the ways of other seriously depressed people.

For now I have stopped helping people on this platform. The scammers are even more convincing than the truly depressed ones.

I wanted to help but this is not convincing enough. I know it means nothing to me but I don't like being fooled.

I'm scared of the increase. Even More scared of the ones not yet heard nor seen.

Style007:
I’m sincerely sorry for all you passed through brother. However, it’s only a fool that allows past mistakes to repeat itself.

Please ensure you get a paternity test on little Samuel before assuming the duty of his father unless you are just doing it for charity sake.

Again please work on your emotional intelligence. you don’t have to be wicked to reason logically. you have to toughen up to avoid a repetition of your past. Please learn how not to allow emotions cloud your reasoning.

You have a good heart brother.

Take this advice seriously cause it's another challenge you would face and perhaps another lesson you are yet to learn. It doesn't end well cause if the little boy grows to become a great man tomorrow, his real father will come for him and you would lose both ways.

I will sleep in church till trumpet sounds

Where are all those Warri soldiers when we need them?

This corona is becoming a fvcking bastard

geadom5:
I Bet You, Few Months From Now, Newspaper Headlines May Read Like This

1. COMMITTEE TO PROBE CORONAVIRUS FUNDS INAUGURATED BY FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

2. CORONAVIRUS: BILLIONS WORTH OF RELIEF MATERIALS VANISHED

3. EFCC UNCOVERS MASSIVE FRAUD, SUMMONS CORONAVIRUS COMMITTEE CHAIRMAN

4. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO INVESTIGATE DISAPPEARANCE OF BILLIONS FROM CORONAVIRUS FUNDS

5. CORONAVIRUS FUNDS MISAPPROPRIATED, ICPC GOES AFTER SUSPECTS

6. SENATE COMMITTEE ORDERS PROBE OF CORONAVIRUS FUNDS.

Number 6 Sha. Na them steal am o, Na them go still they Investigate

0m0nnakoda:
Spare me the hypocrisy

One minute you say one thing the next you say it is different?

Read what you wrote slowly
Then tell us the revised guidelines for when and how to wish death

Don't mind that guy. Na small pikin

Unfortunately, politicians don't read stories on nairaland

mharyamikeola92:
Pls help me move this to front page.

I am a working class lady and I hardly demand things from whosoever I love.

There is this guy that I ave been dating for years now. I don’t know what to call his behavior, whether it is stinginess or the other way round.

I noticed that whenever he comes visiting, he doesn’t bring anything and I get to cook and takecare of him. I was forced to talk 1 day.

The last time he came visiting, he brought bread and other stuffs along which he ended up eating all by himself. I decided not to cook or do anything but I couldn't take it so we went out to buy stuffs. I needed to use POS and I forgot my phone at home. So I begged him to transfer 5k to the lady and that I was going to transfer back to him when we get home. We ended up using the money to get chicken, pepper and other stuffs.

On getting home I demanded for his account details in order to transfer the money back and to my surprise, he gave me and I transferred the money.

My major concern is that this guy has never given me common N10 and he is working. I don’t know if he's worth settling down with cos I fear for my future. Will he be able to give if he has more? This is the guy that is already telling me to come meet his mum cos she wants to see me.

Pls no insults, just advice.

Ubunja's disciple

A lot of members on this forum get overly excited when they see likes and shares. Some prefer keeping it that way and dont like to click on it as if their lives depend on it.

If Seun decides to do a give away based on the number of likes you've received or if nairaland was programmed to gift you money based on the number of likes you've got, how much will you have by now?

Click on likes to see how many you currently have. Mine is 2k plus

98% women watch porn

This question was asked by a teenager on quora. I wonder if she had asked similar question on nairaland, maybe she would have committed suicide.

See oyibo response below

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yahrant140:
You mean Okonjo-iweala is from Delta State not a Igbo woman

She's from Ogwashi_ukwu , Delta state my village. She's never done any reasonable thing there.

I think we don't need leaders in this country. A true leader will place his followers first but here in Nigeria, they place us last in anything that involves money.

makewetalk2:
there is no substance in this regulation. stay home, stay home and see it as a patriotic duty to stay home. stay home does not help the average nigerian. no light. no food. no hospitals. no survival. how can you stay home when you have no home? a high percentage of lagosians are homeless. where will they stay? if the citizens have a patriotic duty to stay home, what then is the duty of the government? most nigerians are jobless and some survive on wages. how will those ones survive now? how will they feed their families?
what is the government's package for those people? that is the question. what is the president doing at this time to ensure that those people do not die of hunger while staying home.
the regulation says that the ministry will work to ensure... what, in detail will the ministries do the regulation does not detail out
so, you cannot hold the government to any responsibility. just stay home and die, that's all.
china did not lock down the entire country when they were the epicenter of this virus. you cannot lock down the entire country and open up the ports to keep exporting oil. the government is not affected at all in this lockdown but the common man.
the government said they are prepared for this. what is the preparation? does anyone spray disinfectant in your streets?
china, built hospitals in 10 days cos they lacked enough hospitals. Nigerians lack hospitals at this point so why not start building hospitals now seeing that they have failed before?
why not start constructing malls for grocery shoppers now instead of dirty open markets? why not ask landlords to relax on rents and bills for now? why not ask NEPA to relax on bills? how will the non-hobnobs feed while staying home? how will people get their salaries for March? is there any directives to employers? how will the local pharmacies get drugs for other maladies? is "stay home" the preparedness of this government ever since?
there are details that should be implicit in a regulation. India, for example, is to Spend $22.5 Billion to Help Poor Survive Coronavirus. they promised to provide food and sustenance. china made arrangements for shops to supply food supplies to residents in Wuhan communities.
so what is the detail in this regulation?
staying home is not bad but what are the clauses? the government has a duty in response to staying home. lockdown begins with a curfew, not this kinda lockdown. you cannot just lock a country down over 2 deaths. start with a curfew and close up schools and some sectors. there is no way you can achieve this lockdown. even Egypt, the highest hit by the virus is not on this kinda lockdown
some people are just shouting stay home for no reason. after one month of staying home, you will beg to come outside. hunger will push the average man out and at that point, you will know that a hungry man is lethal. y'all prepare for a new wave of criminality.

God bless you for this. May Buhari and his cohort die miserably for indirectly killing some poor Nigerians.

We have a wicked and heartless full stack cow headed illiterate as a president.

Nairaland is not helping. Is there anyway one can talk or send this guys message so dey can see or hear our cry

dairykidd:
She's not joking bro. I usually cut it off of them while i fvck them. So the last babe that wore it while i was done fvcking i asked just to even hear. She said exactly the same thing that girl said. I pretended to understand. After the second show i just placed my hands on it,ignored her plea and wham... destroyed it. U need to see weeping

Actually, maybe its the same girl.

Na una get Nigeria. We be tenants

Nathan2016:
Dont waste your energy. Nigerians love living in denial.

I talk with more than 4 people yesterday and once you say anything on the virus or the economic effect, you just hear them saying God forbid, it will not be our portion. So personally i think most Nigerians lack simple logic reasioning.

What is coming is scary. Even countries like US is scared of what the virus will do to their economy.


Nigeria that is standing on one leg are still acting like this is a childs play.

The reason Nigerians are not scared like US is because most Nigerians are no longer afraid of death. The country is already hard before this Coro guy came in.

It looks real o

Broke ass blogger!

Exodora:
Better run for your life .
One Army guy killed himself, his bae and her husband last week in my area .
So the army guy find the woman from Lagos come my village with the address given to him by the woman oooo.
The stupid woman had had had five children already and yet sees no wrong in inviting another man to her husband's house to pay her braid prize . I wonder why some guys can be stupid chaaaahaa.
When the army guy arrived na so the sky changed colour immediately come see exchanging of words.
Trust army na the next thing the guy ended everything there. Both the husband and wife including him became red . What anger can do to man kind.
This happens in Ozara in Imo State for those of you that will come here to say shit.
So my advice to you is fear who no fear women oooo .

Holy molly

I fvcking hate Nigeria

So no other disease dey reign or kill people?

Nothing is important again