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Good one

Only the ipobs are supporting and praising this man for nothing. People in Ekiti are even cursing him while languish in pains of no salary and hell of tax on their souls. Please don't praise him if u don't know what is on ground in Ekiti. I don't want u to share in the curse.

segalex:
Which projects are they coming to commission? Awedele market road is less than 1.5km, Funmi olayinka complex is a building built in memory of the late deputy governor that died during fayemis tenure, the place was started by fayemi and fayose completed it, but my question about this project is ; of what use is this project to the state? Why are you inviting 11 governors to commission a building built on the burial ground of the late woman?
Another project listed for commissioning is the amphi theatre he said he built inside ewis palace (ewi is the king of ado ekiti), not the entire palace, but a hall inside the palace! Is that worth inviting 11 governors to commission? What if he built the whole palace? I guess he would invite Obama for that?
Fayose is currently owning us 4 months salary (jan-april), he has no money to pay that but there's money to invite 11 governors to a useless jamboree in ekiti.
Please if you doubt all I've said above, you can take a trip down to ekiti this weekend, I will foot the bill.

God bless u bro.
This is from someone that live and work in Ekiti state.
He is owing subvention institutions 5 months salary.
To buttress your points.. That women centre was not built with Ekiti state money oh. I was in a meeting where he said this. He is just inviting them indirectly for a political meeting. All the listed projects are non projects if we want to talk of developmental project that deserves prayers and commendation.

Go to Ekiti state, people are not happy with him. He is actually doing this for his own future political gain.

Is almost a year this kind rumor Don dey rome the street. Can we now finally believe?

That is a good observation anyway

That is life

they should do the needful

cool

jeeesu!

I trust them ,they would never disappoint

Nigerian is moving forward

baesheska:
yes oo...I witnessed the riot..twas damn deadly n big...the way they destroyed the school properties ,cars and our cafeteria...mehn...after all the cheering and shouting yesterday night, we are facing the aftermath ..no food for us now...to all our porters and security guards..hmm smh for una...hope y'all still hiding oo ..cowards.. now dey are bringing soldiers to form serious security here... and No ONE died oo..twas just one guy they shot on the leg.

Please be safe dear. If they are shooting just hide in safe place oh. You are just too beautiful to be hit by even a stone.
Will u be at ESIGA? MY SCHOOL WILL BE PLAYING WITH YOUR SCHOOL.

SOME NIGERIA CHRISTIAN PRACTICES THAT WHITE PEOPLE DON’T DO

It’s amazing how we have taking Christianity to a very funny stage in Nigeria or let me say Africa at large. The white men brought the religion with a free gift of the bible as a guide in our day to day activities. Funny enough with the present situation in the developed world right now, whites had moved far away from what is written in there, in fact, they will soon release another Bible if care is not taken which will be entirely different from the initial one. We can say their advancement is as a result of asking questions even from the things written in the bible (age of enlightenment ) which has enabled them to experience unimaginable development especially advancement in technology. Though some of their advancement (enlightened level) shows they are very close to the devil’s position (homosexuality legalization for instance). As for Africa , Nigeria in particular , we are still at the level of the Europeans during the mediaeval period . Those were the period when the papacy were using religion to exploit the Europeans. They moved from that that stage immediately they started asking questions. History for another day.
Let me share some Christians practices that we engage in Nigeria but whites never practice.

1. (1) CHILD SPANK
African Christian parents justify beating their wards by quoting the Bible verse that says "madness is in the heart of a child and only cane can dissolve it" Bible scholars should help reconstruct the verse and find it for us in the bible. Meanwhile, in the developed world if u beat your child anyhow and your child reports you or your neighbor gets to know ,you may face jail term and lose that child to the government. I never reach airport before but I was told. People abroad could shed more lights pls. My people is this not funny? What do we call this? When you see some Christian mums beating their children and at the same time quoting that particular passage in the bible ,you may be tempted to curse who put that passage their . The benefit or otherwise of such actions is a debate for another day .


2. TELEVISION SET
Some churches in Nigeria term television set as instrument of the devil. Imagine! Meanwhile the giver of this religion produce and distribute these gadgets to all parts of the world and they still server the same God they introduce to us. I learnt they are now buying it but always well kept at the inner room from the view of visitors.

3) NO FAN, NO AC IN CHURCH
I was invited to a church one day and I discovered that as big as the church was there was no single fan their and no AC. As soon as you enter, they will hand you a hand fan . The church in actually fact was well ventilated -door like windows. Another time I was invited to same church in another town, I saw the same thing. so , I asked my friend my observation , she told me that they design the church that way so that church members wouldn’t feel so comfortable under the fan to the extent of sleeping . I was like is that the practice all over the world? she said no , that it only affects churches in most part of Africa . I was like “je-su! Funny enough this church is rich and you only have one in a town. why do we have to suffer ourselves this much ?


4) NO MEDICINE
Some churches will never use drug. Using of drug to them is a sin. One of my friends lost her two sisters to this doctrine. My friends and I had the thought of kidnaping her and take her to a doctor sometimes ago when she was almost giving up the ghost when she had measles . Also ,its forbidden to purse a health related carrier in that church . I am sure nobody dare to do this in the western world . people abroad please we need your opinion here .

5) add yours …

Mrdecent

Sad
Lesson learnt :learn swimming. A little knowledge of swimming could have saved his life

Who says God does not like us in this country? Assuming jona won that election, we would be in a worst economy situation right now without any hope in sight, still people like obanikoro will still be doing what they know how to do best.
I always thank God for this county on daily basis.

[b]CATEGORY OF STUDENTS THAT RESUME LATE TO SCHOOL

Most higher institutions now if not all had resumed active academic work since the second week of this year ,funny enough some students are yet to resume to school . If you call them and ask when they will be resuming, they will tell you they don’t know. These are the sets of students that falls in this category.

(1) FINANCIALLY HANDICAP STUDENTS
Some students are either engages in some direct labour work so that they could gather enough money and come down to school. Some are helping their parents in their various shops to help sell one thing or the other in other to get to pay school fees and other necessary things. While the rich students had already gotten almost all what they needed for the new semester before they even vacate for the last one.


(2) THE UNSERIOUS STUDENTS
You beg some students before they even go home for breaks. They will be in school engage in one academic stuff or the other. Meanwhile, some students will come to the exam hall with their travelling bag –from examination hall to the park and they come back when they hear that lecturers will soon start giving tests. They are not academically serious. Though they may not be academically poor.


(3) OVER SABI
These set of students had this over confidence that no matter the time they resume to school , they will always meet up and even overtake those that resumed from day one . These set of students get over confidence, forgetting that some lecturers can fail you just because you don’t meet up with the required class attendance ,while, the academically poor students would have resumed immediately so that they won’t miss , test , assignments and class attendance because he knows these are very important in adding to his scaling through his courses .


(4) THE RUNS GIRLS
These set will leave home very early but follow some big men to only God knows where. While the church sisters would have resumed to attend to one church programs or the other. Funny enough when they resume to school ,it’s another round of travelling up and down .


(5) THE LONELY BOY/GIRL
While the lover boy /girl students resume early coming and seeing their lover again. They will always miss each other like no tomorrow. They will always find one excuse to tell their parents so that they could come early to school , while those that are single and searching are always not exited coming to school ,nobody to miss.

(6) add yours .

Written by: Mrdecent.


Dominique, lalasticlala

When the wedding invitations starts going out, from texts messages to printed cards and calls, immediately promises start coming in , some in cash, materials and all sorts . Often
times you get disappointed along the way, even stranded.
when this happens you wonder why people make promise at
all when they know they cannot fulfill to the fullest or fulfill
at all. i am yet to get the deep freezer promised by a family
friend. if i should calculate unfulfilled cash promises it will
amount to 500,000 after years of marriage. in fact , one of
my grooms men is yet to pay for his cloth. The most painful
one that my wife and i don’t always want to talk about is
this my jobless aunty that has been away in South Africa for
long ,not knowing that she gat no job or money again (got to
know that latter) . she promised us both wedding and engagement cake despite the fact i told her that's we have
been making arrangements with the woman who will help us
within a my wife dreamed 7 steps cake and that we were about paying a deposit of 70k out of the 100k she billed us ,she insisted that she
would handle that for us free of charge.she even promised
that she would bring 100 raps of pounded yam with soup and
enough meats to support whatever food on ground. with all
these promises, i prostrated and thanked her and my star. And
i told myself that though my dad is late but am
reaping his good works. she promised that the cake would be
ready 3 days before the d day. 3days before wedding , no
cake, i called my dear aunty , she said all was ready , second
day , i no see my dearest sister . My wife was furious but i
calmed her down that the worst would be to get Mr. Biggs
cake . so , on the wedding day , i called my aunty , she said she was on her way , that was an hour to the engagement,
coming from a 45 minutes trip ! Well, later she called me
that she was finally on ground at the venue with the cake
i was relieved most especially my wife. My people , lo and
behold , when we saw the engagement cake , my wife nearly
fainted , in fact ,we didn’t even make any attempt to call
the attention of people on sit that there was a cake on the table let alone taking pix . we just left for church immediately
after the engagement, at the reception , i never felt that
shame in my life , my wife actually wished the cutting of
the cake and the feeding stuff should be skipped , this was a
wedding where commissioners were on sit and if not that Mr
gov travelled out of the country, he would ve been around,
the cake was "purely ayanma,and yamayama" it was bad my aunty made less than a step cake and it started the cake less than 12 hours to my wedding . so ,it was not
dry and it looked like a dirt from the dustbin and as for the
food , i only thank God that there was enough food on
ground for people on that day it would have been a sorry
case. Each time i remember all these, i wondered why people do this to people on the day of their joy. Please share your wedding
preparation unfulfilled promise or bleeped up.

Written by: Mrdecent.

SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE LIVING WITH YOUR ROOM MATES IN SCHOOL

We were three in the room though the guys were not just roommates, we have been good friends before we gained admission. I Invited them to come and stay with me in sister's BQ at the quarters. One has been my friend since our pry school days and the other guy we met during one of my church outings.
I don’t like to share personal effects with people no matter the closeness, things like, towel, tooth brush, cloths and most especially bathing soap.
I don’t use sponge since my secondary school days because it increases my pimples at a geometric rate each time I use it. So, each time I take a bath I must use soap . I always make sure I have soap in abundant in my room.
Unfortunately, my other friends hate buying soap but love using soap to bath. I advised them to take a separate soup but just because I do keep mine at the bathroom they would never yield to my advice. I always come out of the bathroom angry every morning after seen different kind of long deterred body hair on my soap. After severally warring, I thought of what to do.

I called my mum at home to help me prepare black soup (ose dudu) in a black container without any label . when I brought the black soap down to school , I called my friends and I gave them some warnings about the soap that it was specially and specifically prepared for me by a spiritualist and the instruction was that I must not use it with anybody . They all said they have heard without any argument.
To my surprise the following morning they all took their bath before me and lo and behold they didn’t even use the old soap that was left in the bathroom ,they all used the new black soap I brought from home . I was so angry ,that I didn’t talk to them for like two weeks . funny enough, all the periods they were using my black soap day and night . when I confronted them about these ,they apologised and said they only wanted to share in the good luck and fortune the soap will bring to me eventually and that if na to pass exams say dem wan pass too , that if na to get money ,they wan get too and if na fine girl juju soap that they equally deserve it . I gentled immediately. Anyway that was the beginning of using black soap in the room because it was cheaper and no need to see hair on soap again.



Please share a similar experience.

Dominique, lalasticlala

FIVE PEOPLE THAT CAN RUIN YOUR WEDDING CEREMONY

(1)YOUR ACTION ,THEN YOUR PASTOR -
It was on Saturday, the D day when all were set and spirit was high for guests to see the union of their loved friend , sister and brother . All were seated in the church and suddenly, the pastor made a change in mood announcement that the weeding could not hold because the pregnancy test submitted to the church the previous day (Friday) showed that the wife to be was two weeks pregnant and for that reason the wedding could not hold in the church again . I am talking of society wedding that had in attendance the mighties in the society . The action of the couple ruined it and the church didn’t help matter by not applying “ forgive and forget “ . The service was later held at the reception where they were joined but the couple were all in tears thought the ceremony.

ADVICE
If you don’t want a scenario like this and you no fit hold body , you know what to use after all you guys are not kids .


(2)YOUR CHEF /CATERERS
These set of people are terrible most especially the evil dominated ones among them. Some will keep larger part of the meat they were supposed to serve. Some will even keep raw rice and yam. They leave most guests hungry and disappointed . Only the few lucky ones get food to eat . Some will even hide the food , reason why you see bride who couldn’t withstand the anger and disappointment on guests faces serving guest with her wedding gown on . Funny enough in this kind of situation you see some guest going home with extras in a nylon bag while some go home with sadness in their mind . Couple with this, is the poor arrangement of serving guests. Some caterers lack proper organisation and coordinating skills . More to these are some silly cooking mistakes- like too much or not enough salt, oil , water etc. This can be frustrating to both bride and groom on the wedding day.

ADVICE
make use of tested and tested caterers . also , no matter how trusted and tested ,they still need a reliable relative to monitor their activities before ,during and after party .


(3)YOUR PARENTS –
Some parents are just purely evil. They don’t have a bit of joy in them. Some bride fathers most especially, will not have a good day to display their craze until the day of their daughter’s wedding. They will complain of almost infinitesimal issues . I was in a wedding when the bride father was shouting at the top of his voice that the bride didn’t bring a complete bride load like her sister’s husband did some years ago and he insisted that the wedding will not continue until they bring the loads.. In fact, the lady couldn’t cry knowing fully well how her husband to be struggled for that wedding. They thought they could outsmart the man by not bringing a complete list of giving items .




ADVICE
If you know the nature of your father or mother, you need to talk to them during preparation and not only that, they need special prayers from your pastor or imam . Also, don’t try to outsmart them ,instead dialogue .


(4) MUSICIANS-
some are devil representatives at weddings , they will sing rubbish , looking for wealthy family members to spray them money up and down . Worst still, they will bring out dated instruments . Instead of getting cool sound, you get mixture of noise and crack voice.

ADVICE
Get better musician or D.J

(5)Add yours …..

GENERAL ADVICE
IT’S BETTER TO HAVE A RUINED WEDDING THAN A RUINED MARRIAGE

Written by :Mrdecent

Dominique, lalasticlala