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RomanceRe: LMAO When A Woman Can No Longer Control Her Jealousy (photos) by MrDojo(m): 5:04pm On Jun 14, 2015
Women huh D ultimate wonder of the world
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 12:56pm On Jun 14, 2015
oppybouy:
LMFAO.......



Evils grin
grin
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 12:43pm On Jun 14, 2015
or3gon:
you take your time to download a 60gb game, only to find out it's gay porn. na swear person go dey swear for d human being wey do that kind tin
ROTFL......cheesy
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 11:04am On Jun 14, 2015
Enegod:
grin grin

He enjoy the HD porn cheesy
cheesy
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 10:39am On Jun 14, 2015
czarr:
loool.
it's gonna hurt!
a minute silence for the 60gb.
cheesy u knw dis bro...
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 10:25am On Jun 14, 2015
Cutehector:
Lmao. No be say na heterosexual porn sef, gay porn... Hiihhihihihiihihiihi
As in its going to pain d soul out of person d@ downloaded it.....60gb...
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 10:22am On Jun 14, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
where did u hide the humour?
..........................huh.......................
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 10:14am On Jun 14, 2015
or3gon:
now that's WICKED
Hehehehehe.....60gb..chisos
RomanceRe: This Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 10:06am On Jun 14, 2015
ALKARULEZZ:
So?
If u dnt get d humor in it.........I dnt knw w@ to say to u.....huh
RomanceThis Is Pure Wickedness... by MrDojo(op): 9:54am On Jun 14, 2015
Happi sunday every1....I jst saw this on twitter and decided to share.....I can't stop laffing.. cheesy cheesy

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 9:47am On Jun 14, 2015
kinglekan:

MrDojo you try jare!! Ur write up got me ROTFL.

Esp the dumb bloggers. cheesy
Heheheh grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 9:41pm On Jun 13, 2015
Na wa 4 d mod d@ moved this to dating and meet up zone sha......

Now I knw y dey pple complain abt Romance section Mods....
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 8:47pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
the peacemakers.
grin...this group of pple r veri rare here oh....I tot its waz troublemakers d@ full here....

We hope to see more of yur kind
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 8:42pm On Jun 13, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Wow! Op u knw them all.
grin they still plenty bt no body go wan ready long epistle.....

Whic cat do u fall in..?!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 8:40pm On Jun 13, 2015
EroticAngelina:
The insulters angry
Nobody likes dem... lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 8:38pm On Jun 13, 2015
Teempakguy:
Chai, see grammatical error grin grin
U see dem.. grin

D no 6 crew...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 8:34pm On Jun 13, 2015
tosyne2much:
Oooooh my God


Op, may God increase you in knowledge and widen your horizon


I love this write-up cool
Thank u bro...let d same be yur portion...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Categories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op): 8:33pm On Jun 13, 2015
katherinna:
Of course, you belong to category 9 and another group you didn't mention.
~~ Foolish people who create senseless, trashy threads such as this.
If this came frm some1 I knew I wuld ave given a f**k...bt frm some that jst reg 2day.....I dnt give a billion f**k w@ u think.. cheesy
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 8:29pm On Jun 13, 2015
yomi007k:
Amen boss, with plenty money n lots of achievements... So also I pray for u.
Amen..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fire
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 8:18pm On Jun 13, 2015
ZedX6:
[color=#150000]I didn't bother to read the right up. . . The topic is true enough for me. After you get married, kids come, and you spend the next 30 years of your life raising children.

Most of us are nearing that stage when we get married, have fun as newly weds and then, a baby "spoils" that fun, and ushers in a new life. . . The longer you stay away from commitments, the better - but, in the end, we all still say goodbye to single life. . . It's inevitable.
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U totally understand w@ I'm trying to say...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneCategories Of People You Find In "Romance" Section Of Nairaland by MrDojo(op):
A special shout out to all the bored and jobbless people in the house, this write up is for you....this write up write up was purely inspired by joblessness.....so let's go.

1.The 1st to Comment Gang.
This type of people you always and I repeat always see them commenting first..and most of the time they ave absolutely noting to say than to give a long shout out 4 one reason or the other..if you are new to NL u'll think there is a special package awarded to them....

2. The Space Booking gang.
The ever anonying spacing bookin crew jst ave to make dis list.Our special NL plot dealers as I call dem.This people are generally either lazy people who dnt ave tym to read a long thread or are jst bookin space incase a thread makes front page.....

3. The Derialers.
Na wa 4 dis pple....becuz dey are like enemy of progress....u can imagine some will open a thread for advice on relationship....every1 will be give sensible to useless advice...the our derailing friends can pop out and give a stupid comment like " if shola's yansh is small d@ means ada is sexy" huh As in how does d@ relate....

4. The Bloggers
This list will nt be complete without them.....unfortunately most of the bloggers in RNL are very veri veri dull....post extrmely stale post or opening thread with dry contents and they neva ever finish.... U always see.... Goto...Iamafoolisgblogger.com for full story....

5. The 10- this and 10-that pple
They ave a leader and my oga I hail u....no need to mention yur moniker.. grin.. This pple specialise in opening threads on 10 reasons...threads like 10 reasons u r an idoit...10 reasons yur babe is walking like d@...10 reasons u don't see albinos in the night...and so on.

6. The spelling checkers......
I dnt knw if they swear 4 dis pple sha...they only derive joy in correctin spellings even if the slighest of mistakes is made...they get a spellgasm
From do so I tink sha huh

7. The Orijin and Weed crew
Them plenty for this crew...more dan half of RNL dey dis crew so make I no too talk 4 dis side..

8. The Trolls
This are pple who can be so stupid @ the same time veri funni ( some sha) and a the same time they are also like to stir up trouble....pls "no offense" to the trolls in the house..

9. The Jobless people
This is a special crew of people....they comprise of the people currently readin this post and me d@ type the post......grin...feel free to add yurs also..

Cc
lalasticlala
ishlove
Tosyne2much
Cutehector
Blackett
Missclassy
Kingtom
Kinglekan
Topahz
Twaci
Tomfrench
Naijaboy
Ronaldo4liff
Wristwatch
Buygala
Orijin101
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 8:09pm On Jun 13, 2015
yomi007k:
instead of chasing fantasy n waste ds short life, all do st8 n bleep. No time 4 love.


Career, Money n Innovation on my mind.

Love on ur mind. grin
U r likely going to live a lng and api life say Amen
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 8:07pm On Jun 13, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Thanks man . Bless
Uc bro...bt my only advise will be not to over committ....like u said u r 17....live a little......or ave an open mind.....stay blessed bro
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 8:02pm On Jun 13, 2015
[quote author=mrking3 post=34740683][/quote]Bt I'm part of d sane pple na abi...huh
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 8:01pm On Jun 13, 2015
ikeepitreal:
Okay, but listen to me
There's this girl I'm in love with and btw I'm just seventeen. I feel like I live for her and she's all I want. This obsessive feeling I've developed can be termed love. And bro, it aint a fairytale, I can tell u that I become happy anytime a hint of her gets in my brain. imagine at 17, I'm already imagining us together, married happily. You see, love has made me prepared to want to spend the rest of my life with her. And I aint even had my share of girls yet. Wah I'm trying to say is that the feeling is real as f for those who find it. I believe in it.
Good for u bro.....I'm api for u...N I dnt pray sometin bad happens to yur relationship....I may nt believe in it bt I shuld be api 4 pple who find joy in it
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 7:29pm On Jun 13, 2015
ikeepitreal:
The hashtag says it all.
U r smart...




Bt really still think abt w@ I wrote......
RomanceRe: OPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 7:27pm On Jun 13, 2015
NoMoreTrolling:
Until you need someone to drive your sick asss to the hospital grin

I kinda feel u though, sometimes kitty doesn't just seem worth it. I mean you catch it, eat it and then what huh

Start worrying about if she has stds, how to not get her committed, how to break up...

I still believe in love though, maybe just not skirt chasing.
Bro "Love" is jst a fairytale....I does nt exist.... D@'s d sad bt realistic truth....
RomanceOPINION: Life Is Much Simpler When You Are Single. by MrDojo(op): 7:19pm On Jun 13, 2015
It is better to be single than waste your time chasing a fairytail called "Love".

Everytime you hear people saying how wonderful it is to be in love, they tell us a lot of "cock and bull" stories.... Every single time I wonder how great this so called "love" is.....something that makes me loose all my sense of reasoning...something that maybe never last...something that is supposedly "blind", something that leaves a party hurt eventually.....yet daily you see people striving to fall in love......they give you stupid talks that is all part of the fun....you chase a girl for months you finally get her...u f***k her and d@'s it...all those months just for scheming on how to get some pussssy...huh?

In my own opinion life is generally simple....when you are single....when its just You...Your God and Your money.....

Well this all last till the fairytale( "Love" ) finally hits You....

Like the saying goes u'll never know when love will Hit you- by unknown


#USELESSRANTSFROMAJOBLESSPERSON
RomanceRe: Caption This Photo by MrDojo(m): 2:29pm On Jun 13, 2015
I dunno which 1 is a male or female.....I jst guess...

The brown dog(female) whispers woof woof ( I'm gonna giv u the best BJ of yur life)....the grey dog(male).....u can all see d reaction....
RomanceRe: How Many Opposite Sex U Had Sex With In Ur Entire Life? by MrDojo(m): 2:22pm On Jun 13, 2015
angryNa wa w@ life is dis person dey count 56 and I neva kiss babe yet..........




angry angry angry angry
TV/MoviesRe: Marvel Cinematic Universe by MrDojo(op): 8:39pm On Jun 10, 2015
moneyallowed:
All she needs is an honourable death cheesy
Now you've reminded me of all the heartbreaking deaths in Season 1. I can usually predict who will die in a movie/series but i was taken totally by suprise at least 4 times. Damn! I wish they kept some of them alive at least.
I hope every1 survives xcept elektra.....grin.....bt I'm sure there will be a lot of deaths dis season xpecially on d villians path......the punisher is gonna be der.......xpect maybe like 10-15 grusome deaths.....with lots of blooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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