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Jammiiee:
Baba but d first time u were faced with those glorious melons m sure u twitched down thr lol. That u had to dream of it. Yup, dealing with some unhealthy pussi.es n boobs myt be a challenge, perhaps stink or not jst ok to face, but atimes u r still faced with a very beautiful glorious boobs wit attractive areolas. Also clean down thr. At such times wouldn't u feel like... wow n ama like taste this stuff, after which u myt tend to follow up on her outside the job?

lol, 1st f all no lady dats 'clean dwn thr' ll present her vagina fr u to fingering anyhw...neva hapns here. mayb in jand. evry vagina u see as a Dr here...ders a problem, a nasty problem most tyms. 2ndly no matter hw hot dat 1 patient is, u ll see 5mre dat ll jst irritate u...u wont evn rmber dat 1 sef. I wonder hw dem gynos do it sef... see a lot f disgusting shii n nt swear off vaginas.

Donjazzy12:
Stinking rotten vagina's everywhere is the real issue. Male gynaecologists are really trying. Many of them are now turning gay because of the number of rotten vagina's women parade about.

lol. word lyk a mufuka bro!

During my first clinical posting in skl, I saw d most amazing boobs ever. My god, 18yr old...big, round n standing. I had to examine it fr lumps...it was my 1st tym...alot f tins wre goin through my mind at dsame tym. Lawd, I had dreams abt those boobs. Fastforward 3yrs after med skl, I cn tell u...shit ds nothing to me anymre...u see d persn as a patient nothing else. infact evn outsyd d hosp u see d patient naked, its difficult to evn get turned on(dnt ask me how I knw, lol). Another point ppl dnt realise, diseased vaginas are disgusting to look at, n most ladies u ll see hv those kind f slippers boobs dat u roll up to fit into a bra...so its nt fun at all. infact I decided against gynae cos its a rily dirty n disgusting specialty(no offence to d ladies ofcourse). Ofcourse occasionally u ll see a rily hot lady cm fr check up, d tot shes hot crosses ur mind fr a second, ur human...bt d nxt second its business a usually...d vagina myt stink up d whole room sef. Also, any standard hosp, male doctors always hv a female chaperone wen examining females...to avoid stories dat touch n stuff. so d dudes dat hv issues wit male gynaes, u ppl rily hv nothing to worry abt.

Alondra:
I think the first step is investigating this Attribute. The Lady should know if He is suffering from Shyness or Social anxiety disorder (higher level of shyness). The later is a psychological problem that requires professional attention.


Note: Never mistake a Snob for a Shy guy.

and vice-versa (neva mistake a shy guy fr a snob). hapns alot

nedu2000:
I like that ur ex,making full use of okafor's law

G! mad okafor's law. lol

lol, u ppl hv time sha

SalomonKane:
All man for him self eho Shayo plenty oh Make we kpef dey go If you no say you be junkie oh Come and get funkie oh For dis my party oh You go kpef dey go No look face eho...

2face - catch d fibe get d feeling.

want a trip inside ur head, spend the day there
feel the things u hvnt felt, see the things u hvnt seen...wonna be there when u call...

i think it shud b chorus lyrics...the game ll b easier.

Niyuu:
Iyemen....iyemen o.... Mama... Iyemen. ... dey say dey want to kpologo (*2) .... . dridridridridridri.. drandrandrandrandrandrandrandrandrandran... ewo oooo

lol. mad mellon n his brother mountain black(danfo drivers) - kpologo

Bro run d 2 packages Abeg. d day e cast e go cast, u move on...nothing still spoil. Gudluck

change it bro. sounds gay...

well, the yr ws kinda bitter sweet. Strted rily well, got my 1st car, 1st piece f Land...den became broke twards d end. Thank God tho...only way is up!

adewumiopeyemi:
then why do u na open e a thread wen u no money is nt ur problem

Baba, no b abt money...ll still prolly pay fr sm girls sef. d p is abt d feminist ladies dat disturb upandan abt equality with d males dat decided to keep mute abt d ticket price disparity. Personally I tnk it shud b free fr d ladies sef(who understand dat gender equality is a myth), even God concurs.

AngelsAndStars:
I don't believe in equality bruh. this thread is only to spite those who do... meanwhile, she was the only girl even though my thread was basically against her gender. she stood out + she cute

lol! #word bruh!

Op, bro to also validate ur arguement its only adequate that u also 'do' subscription for all d bros dat agreed wit u n nt jst d female...equality rmber?

Op I perfectly get what u mean bro. wen it favours dem no wahala, bt if it dsnt...dey ll strt screaming equality...what a man cn do...bla bla. I think op n I expected d feminist to say no! we are equal to d mehn, we ll pay d same as d as dem. Wen we strt seeing behaviors lyk dis, mayb we ll strt taking em feminists serzly. sm1 ws sayn d price diff is to motivate d females. And y shud d women b motivated to cm, n we men are expected to motivate ourselves? ds that in anyway preach d gospel f equality? Load f crap if u ask me. my two cents.

lol, she needed 5 condoms to test on a cucumber. well lets gv her d benefit f d doubt, ws there cum in d condoms or nah?

sirOrubebe:
Who else was reading the words slowly -- in a 'stingy' manner -- not wanting the story to finish?

Anti-update nack quality updates na; boys dey hunger mehn

me bro, me

sirOrubebe:
Who else was reading the words slowly -- in a 'stingy' manner -- not wanting the story to finish?

Anti-update nack quality updates na; boys dey hunger mehn

me bro, me

chigoizie7:
1st of all, u be mumu to apologise to a woman that gave u such humiliation.

2nd of all, tell her all those things u realised about her family and how they don't value men and how she coursed u by never gonna succeed in life, how u will die b4 30. And then with those reasons, break up with her and move ahead.

Some people will ask if I didn't notice all these and dated her for 7yrs, well, I don't give a fucCk, na when her spell comot for my eye I de act.

Some will also say, "after Bleep!ng her and wasted her time, well, she wasted mine too, she also fuuuucked me.




U know what? @ the end of the day, treat urself like a king, let allow any modafuka to tell u otherwise, urself 1st bro, den family and another can be added unto it.


Last of all, u be mumu still, because I know u ain't gonna do all that

#word lyk a mofuka!

statutory rape bro, u shud be in jail in a society dat works, nt here whr senators marry 13yr olds.

anti-pregnancy scare. i dn fall frm my office chair wey i dey laff! great story bro!

oluwafreshkid:
Kikikikikikiki. ... you needed to see me sweating like the lamb Abraham sacrificed. All sorta shiit was running through my mind.
She was like "let's continue na"
Contigini?! Abeg I no do again. Catch ur breath and leave my crib please.

lmao! dats d worst part. she go wn continue. pls carry ur wahala n go. we re stil frnds bt i neva ever let her visit.

oluwafreshkid:
This shii sounds funny baa? But it's true!
I almost was a victim back in sch.
The babe was like " open the windows ", I didn't know what she meant.
You know I wanted to muffle the moans.
She even made sure she was facing the window during the romp. That was how midway thru, babe started gassing ooo, see as preek fall. I was praying and fanning at the same time.

bruh! me too man, at dat moment alot f tins ll b goin through ur mind...hw u ll never have sex again if God help u dat tym, hw u ll face ur mum n her church ppl dat think ur a virgin..etc u ll lose a coupla pounds dat few minutes i tell u

its normal bro. its dat time ur in a rlatnship dat u ll strt seeing hotter girls willing to do stuff wit u. dnt knw abt sisters tho...

lola024:
so you are at I back right?

well Im jst sayn that u ladies are more d guilty 1s wen it cms to nt liking condoms. ofcourse jst my opinion...shaped frm my experiences.

Thats how 1 was begging me without condom 1 time, i refused only to see her in my hospitals Hiv clinic. smh Be careful guys.

lola024:
I like the font and the style of the post.... but not the content... thanks for checking by

but he speaks d truth!, av heard 'allergic' 'makes me dry up' 'baby i want to feel u'...etc. i ll like ask u sef dyu prefer with or without condoms?