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Just imagine, so this is his own version of poverty alleviation? smh. Wike told this dude to come to P.H for a free crash course on how to be a governor yet Ortom refused. Even LG chairman should be ashamed doing this!

win2kwire:
Nothing more than Northern soliders refusing to accept Osinbajo if Buhari does not survive.

And that will ultimately lead to the total disintegration of Nigeria. This is not 1983, how many countries in the world today have military regimes? The fulani and their hausa and kanuri brothers will be pushing their luck too far. The dynamics of Nigeria has changed tremendously, the moment the coup happens, the yorubas will see it as a repeat of 1993, the middle belt are already reeling under oppression from the core north, the N.Delta are already feeling cheated while majority of Igbos no longer see themselves as Nigerians! A team up by these four disparate groups will definitly overwhelm the fulani, hausa and kanuri hegemony. I'm seeing Nigeria finally sliding into a Bosnia kind of conflagration with disastrious consequencies on the whole of Africa and even Europe considering the millions of refugees that will surge from our borders!

michael142:
I'm from delta state, an urhobo by tribe. Carry your biafra go front we nor dey among una.

Mechionu & stop feeling funky nwa bingo, did he mention urobo or whatever you call it, or is Asaba now part of urobo land. Iberibe dagbukwaa gi there. Ozu nwuru anwu!

nwabobo:
While God is humbling PMB somewhere in London.

Pls next time you want to show pics of that a.b.oki vegetable, kindly add graphics or viewers descretion advised. I just lost my appetite now!

I love Col Joe Achuzie, the legend that destroyed a full battalion of soldiers armed to the teeth by the imperialists. I also love Nnamdi Kanu, the man that is currently giving the zoo sleepless nights!

Reading comments of Lagosians saying that 4k per day is a heluva of money is really making me feel like a rich man even when I actually see myself as "managing". Here in Owerri, a plate of ofe nsala or ofe owerre is a minimum of 500 naira plate. A plate of rice at the average mama put or local restaurant is 400 naira. A bottle of malt or Viju milk is 150 etc. Owerri is relatively expensive be that o.

Benekruku:





Op shud be used for money rituals!


His brain is brand new since he has never used it before


Pounding his brain and intestine with black soap will do spiritual wonders!


What a thought reasoned with the kidney

Lol, what a comic relief! Honestly I was laughing like a maniac as I read every piece of trash he wrote there. He must be a clown indeed. I've never seen a long and well narrated piece of absolute rubbish since I joined nairaland. I mean I've seen rubbish in different shades and hues, but this takes the cake. I award his post as the "dumbest post" in the history of nairaland. SMH.

Skull miners doing what they know how to do best.

gbengadada2004:
According statistics, Argentina has 220 million cattle. Brazil has 160 million cattle yet you will never see any cattle on their street. Nigeria has 22 million cattle yet the herdsmen will not allow us to rest! I weep for my country.

The Pampas of Argentina are sane and civilized people now, so dont compare them with primitive barberians rearing malnourished cattle and feeling funky because an equally useless government supports them.

This one follow for airport? abegi.

Olu20090:
I lived in Abuja, Kaduna, Lagos, Port Harcourt and Enugu. If I had to choose, it's Enugu. Some people might try to argue...Abuja and Lagos are well developed, I tell them...that's not the point, it's the QUALITY OF LIFE THAT ENUGU AFFORDS. When I brought my wife and kids from abroad few yrs ago before I built my house, I cleverly had them stay with me in Lagos, Port Harcourt, Abuja and Enugu, each city for 1 month. After 4 months, I asked them to pick a city where I'll build our house, can you believe that all of them, my wife and 3 kids shouted Enugu. That was the end of the discussion. The next day I flew to Enugu, contacted a friend and bought a land where I built my house. Mind you, my wife is not a Nigerian nor black, nor had had she and my kids ever stepped feet in Nigeria prior to my experimentation. They visit once or twice a year, and they are very happy in Enugu...that gives me joy.

Absolute fact you just stated there. Anybody who has stayed abroad and relocates to Nigeria will find places like Enugu and Owerri conducive in terms of amenities, security, serenity and good night life.

Benekruku:
Enugu is the best place to be in the East. Followed by Imo

Both Enugu & Owerri are very beautiful, stop making it look like a competition before someone will take advantage of that and start making unnecessary comparisons.

SexyNairalander:
I must snap the toilet and post here before you know they have a rest room?

Ignore negative people when you see them. That person you qouted is obviously an envious hater.

toyinjimoh:
beautiful city I hope lokoja will b like dis one day

I'm afraid your dream may remain utopian considering the attitude of the average Kogi man towards Lokoja. Non of the disparate ethnic groups in the state identifies with it. The Igala man would rather build his mansion in Anyigba. The Igbirra Man would choose Okene, while the Okun man would choose Kabba. Lokoja is like an orphan, right from Ganaja, Felele, Lokongoma etc the town reeks of absolute backwardness as a state capital. Despite having a lot of potentials for tourism like Niger-benue confluence, mount patti, several monuments and cenotaph built by the British etc yet nothing was done to enhance them rather the whole stretch of the rivers Niger & Benue were converted into the worlds largest open toilet! If not for Dangote cement and Igbo investments Lokoja would have been a dead zone.

Olu20090:
Enugu...the best city to live in Nigeria. A place you will live and wonder if it's Nigeria. The mentality of the people there is far from typical Nigerians. Until you live in Enugu, you will never understand this. Look at how fresh they are like African Americans!

You are right. Enugu, Owerri, Abuja & Calabar are Nigerias most beautiful cities. Though Calabar is very beautiful, it is not stratically located, being at the fringe or extreme corner makes it difficult to access. Decent areas in Abuja are way too expensive and unaffordable and other areas are drab and dusty. Owerri & Enugu meets all the criteria like easy access, not too expensive and nice areas to live, good night life etc.

Lol Aboki people and NZUZU na IBERIBE are 5 & 6. God forbid that a quota system doctor should treat me whether in Nigeria or abroad. They used this same qouta system and catchment area to destroy the meritocracy and excellence the British people left behind and in its place they brought in mediocrity under different guises yet people keep wondering how Nigeria went to the dogs. Nigeria would have gone very far today if not for these barberians from NW & NE. Ojukwu fought for 3 years to keep them away from us, later Orkar tried to remove them from the map in his botched coup. Today, they have succeeded in pulling us down into the mud with them! SMH.

True Talk! Contact Galaxy Properties for geniune buildings and lands for sale within Owerri and surrounding areas. Our contact details is on my signature below.

Well, provided they bring their nonsense anywhere South of Benue & Kogi, then they are free to do whatever they like with themselves, they can even turn north into Syria!

What a crazy country, sorry zoo, where all manner of imputy goes unchallenged!

Wike and his men keeps Ortorm a bloodied nose. Well, the Ortom of a guy surely deserves it.

Lol, the masters of the zoo and their slaves have already started their shenanigans. Well if history is anything to go by, then I'm seriously afraid for the mere commissioner or is it co-ordinator, considering the faith that befell his progenitors i.e the likes of Abiola, Awolowo, Diya, Kudirat, Ige et al. Well, I cant cry more than the bereaved who enjoys the status quo with a nagging issue of stockholm syndrome paralyzing them. Interesting times are surely ahead!!!

eezeribe:
What do you expect when Animals are trained to carry Arms in a lawless country.

I'm telling you, such anarcy and lawlessness can only happen in the ZOO!

When I saw the topic, I knew my beloved Imo was going to be number 1, Only for me to open it and Imo was there on the No1 spot with class! Just look at the margin of difference between it and 2nd place. God Bless Imo State!!! Modified, this is a huge indictment on Obiano, Anambra used to be at par or slightly below Imo on education, in fact, they used to be number 2 or at worst 3rd in any ranking on education!

Calling this hopeless entity a zoo is even an understatement, the right term is JUNGLE. I wonder what is wrong with ofenmanu people, just watch and see how they will rise in defence of their lord and master, the sick and re.ta.r.ded dullard in chief. This is not just a slap on the yorubas but equally a rape on democracy and the worthless constitution!

CaraJewel:
Ok ermmm dat number on your advert is it a whatsapp number

Yes

alignacademy:
Topic: Only God Knows Why Nigeria is In Recession – Kemi Adeosun


What she actually said (from the said report):

“God will turn around things for Nigeria. He knows why we are passing through this stage and I know we will overcome.”

This is irresponsible "journalism"

My friend will you stop confusing and fooling yourself ok? Now read what you posted again and tell me if there is any fundamental difference. Face the reality and stop defending mediocrity due to parochial reasons. IRRESPONSIBLE COMMENT!

CaraJewel:
Mmmm how can u do dat

Lol, funny you. Get in touch with me or come to my office if you are interested. I am the most gentleman you can imagine. Gracias!

kuuljay:
Its very fascinating to know that owerri is a city shoulder to shoulder with abuja and port Harcourt ,yet it has been sooo underated even by Igbo's themselves ,when ever you mention development in IMO Igbo's goes for okorocha like

You are right with your school of thought. I dont like Rochas but I'll give him credit in doing a lot to really transform Owerri into a classy city. Owerri used to be a dull civil service town but today, Owerri can compare with the likes of Abuja, P.H & Lagos. New Owerri axis has become the playground of celebrities & rich people from all over Nigeria. If have money and live in Owerri, I bet you, you wont want to travel abroad!

Buhari is a curse to the ZOO!

uglyafonja:
Youngman.....if you have not been to Owerri...kindly visit and stop living in delusion....

Not because of a single pics of covenant makes you talk trash....I immediately deleted it...it was a random selection and I am bond to make mistake......if you have nothing to say...views or quit......

Pls ignore envious people so we can continue having sanity here. Internet is a great tool for PR and this thread is doing justice to O-town. I repeat don't allow haters to smear it pls!

CaraJewel:
Chai and i live in owerri.my life is so boring.na only shoprite i know.Tears

Sorry dear, stop crying OK? I'm touched and because of that, I can volunteer to take you on an all expense paid trip to a few hotspots in O-town. Owerri is indeed a very beautiful city and have not regreted it since I relocated from Lagos. Investors can reach us @ Galaxy properties for good lands/properties to buy in any part of Owerri. My contact (including WhatsApp number and office address is on my signature.