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Crime / Re: Bomb Blast In Jos by MrFlexible(m): 7:38pm On Dec 11, 2014
GAZZUZZ:
The news is real.
Some people are not happy with the outcome of the APC primaries.
Lalasticlala, ishilove,ikenna351 seun front page.

bro...its not the issue with APC primaries...there had been bomb blasts in the past. To solve a problem, we must be able to know and establish clear facts about it, an era of blame game is over....very soon it will be obvious.. CHANGE is approaching!. let us drop old and destructive ideologies...
Politics / Re: Former Nigerian Foreign Affairs Minister Gbenga Ashiru is dead. by MrFlexible(m): 12:52am On Nov 30, 2014
Death, the only certainty...what a world, whether good or bad, ugly or beautiful, poor or rich, you must be visited someday. What differs is the appointed time, but surely there is one..

RIP sir in your new abode...

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander wishes to embrace Polygamy, Please advise. by MrFlexible(m): 8:17pm On Nov 29, 2014
MzPreshie:
Actually, Its realistic and suicidal as well.
That's if at all you're serious and for real.

Suicidal?...How?
Romance / Re: Does A Long Courtship Guarantee A Successful Marriage? by MrFlexible(m): 8:15pm On Nov 29, 2014
Big question ooo.. Chairman, for me, it doesn't o.. Just like usefulness or relevance of a friend in your life is not measured by how long you have been friends rather it is a function of what has happened during the time of friendship.
Same applies to courtship graduating into marriage...within a few weeks of friendship( courtship, I prefer to call it friendship) you could see and experience a lot and eventually making that decision of doing the needfull

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Romance / Re: Can Friendship Survive Sex? by MrFlexible(m): 8:00pm On Nov 29, 2014
This most times occurs as a result of pretence over a long period of time from both parties..for me, I don't think I can find myself in such a position..cos baba, even before such, I would av let her know what's up!...it has to be mutual!..one thing I won't do is taking chances..
Romance / Re: Nigerian Girls And Misconception Of "Ask Me Out" by MrFlexible(m): 7:54pm On Nov 29, 2014
Yes bro..Naija girls be doing this since 12AD..crushin on a guy but can't tell it...so if the guy say 'Hello', that's all...

Infact, I just told her we need to talk, she had already told her friends we're dating...so when we saw, I talked about how to cook ogbono dat she should give me the steps n that was all...


Seriously, u gurls need to stop this thing..if u lyk something, go for it or @least show it...

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Romance / Re: Why Ladys Should Not Propose A Naija Guy. A Must Read For Ladys by MrFlexible(m): 12:02pm On Nov 27, 2014
Lai lai!...this is not true..
Romance / Re: Is Your Boyfriend Using You? by MrFlexible(m): 12:01pm On Nov 27, 2014
I will expend as much energy as I can to sweep away stuffs like this...which one is boyfriend using you!... If your boyfriend is using you, its a blessing.

Listen, its a 2-sided thing...its either your boyfriend is using you or you are using your boyfriend...and we know the prevalent one today..check the magarism thread by Tosyne2much..
Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MrFlexible(m): 11:05am On Nov 27, 2014
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Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MrFlexible(m): 11:03am On Nov 27, 2014
Just happened yesterday:

As we were waiting for the doctor, the following ensured sequel to me formulating methods to start a conversation:

Me: sorry, is someone inside?
Girl: demonstrates with hand, I dunno..
Me: for how long have you been here?..
Girl: *demonstrates with hands and bending face towards another side*
Me: sorry let me see the card you have with you, I don't think I have this one
Girl: wo, I don't know jare (very low tune) with hand demonstration again.
Me: let me describe the emergency section for you, that's where you need to be
Girl: *shouts* God forbid, haba!..me?...

For 30minutes, I remain silent listening to wizkid's Ojuelegba, then she started talking to me..me too I was just dancing with my hands and replying her with hands without hearing what she is even saying.. *ki lo da le, aye o le to yen o*..demonstrating and singing aloud...

Fast forward to this morning, to be continued

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Romance / Re: Share Your Memorable Embarrassing Moment Approaching A Lady by MrFlexible(m): 11:02am On Nov 27, 2014
..Duplicates!
Politics / Re: My Encounter With Robbers At Mile2 by MrFlexible(m): 6:25pm On Nov 26, 2014
Baba na everywhere o..even in oshodi, trying to board obalende buses..as people dey rush, you just chill observe things...you gonna see a lot!...when we say life is a teacher, we mean the life in lagos..

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Romance / Re: Why Are Girls Called “sluts” But Guys Are “just Having Fun”? by MrFlexible(m): 6:11pm On Nov 26, 2014
All this write-up to ask a question?..guy, take ya time o...
Romance / Re: Please Advice Me by MrFlexible(m): 6:07pm On Nov 26, 2014
Bia ndo..you av already visited the Prophet and he has spoken as expected..no escape route dear....you needed a prophet to make the decision so heed to it religiously..u feel me?..odikwa risky o, if u dnt follow it..
Music/Radio / Re: 'My Darlin' Video By Tiwa Savage Ft "Grandma Savage" by MrFlexible(m): 5:25pm On Nov 26, 2014
Cool video..
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by MrFlexible(m): 8:52pm On Nov 04, 2014
House, can I uploaded mine?.. I wish..pls reply..
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Obasanjo, Gowon, Others Parley At Council Of State Meeting by MrFlexible(m): 8:33pm On Nov 04, 2014
Bia, what's going on hia?
Romance / Re: Romancelanders Voicenote Thread...... by MrFlexible(m): 8:30pm On Nov 04, 2014
What is going on here??
Jokes Etc / Re: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by MrFlexible(m): 2:08pm On Dec 26, 2013
My sense asked me not to open but my something told me it might be fun oo.. So now am here and am blaming my something which is already ready to fantasize...
Jokes Etc / Re: Flexible Facts by MrFlexible(m): 8:55pm On Dec 18, 2013
You like to get free launch but can't give free sex. Gurl, You seeking the impossible. You will need to choose
Jokes Etc / Re: Flexible Facts by MrFlexible(m): 8:53pm On Dec 18, 2013
You are broke and you still claim street. Mehn, get a life before you are actually broken!..
Jokes Etc / Re: Flexible Facts by MrFlexible(m): 8:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
You're obsessed with crazy lifestyles of celebrities. You read about and copy celebrities lifestyle, they're doing their job but you wasting your time. Get a life!
Autos / Re: 2014 Range Rover Sport (diesel engine): 21m. by MrFlexible(m): 12:49pm On Dec 11, 2013
akereconfi: Poverty and Misery speaking through some people. If you don't have money just ignored the thread.



People are paying 10 times that amount for cars





What do you mean sir?
Nairaland / General / Re: If You Are To Ban 5 Nairalanders by MrFlexible(m): 12:42pm On Dec 11, 2013
If given the opportunity, I will ban every damn member.. I mean all...can't I just have my privacy...
Family / Re: Did Your Marriage Start With "Will You Marry Me" Or "Oga, I Don Miss My Period"? by MrFlexible(m): 12:27pm On Dec 11, 2013
First she said 'Missed my period'.. I did it again. Then 'missed my paragraph'. I did it again then she said 'missed my coma and apostrophe'
Finally, I did it again after which she said 'missed road'. So I said thank God say u don knw say u miss road..

I got over it and didn't break; but continue; with the next member on the array of girls.
Autos / Re: 2014 Range Rover Sport (diesel engine): 21m. by MrFlexible(m): 12:22pm On Dec 11, 2013
I don't have any thing to say cos I don't even have money for a bike now.

But I have to comment just to be on this first page.

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Religion / Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by MrFlexible(m): 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2013
Good thread

Bad Contributors

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Jokes Etc / Re: Different Types Of Call Summaries by MrFlexible(m): 3:10pm On Dec 09, 2013
50 billion dollar is missing in FG's account and you are here ranting rubbish.

Daft fellows under this hot sun, your brains are over-heated

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Celebrities / Re: The Striking Resemblance Between M.I And Kendrick Lamar by MrFlexible(m): 3:03pm On Dec 09, 2013
So people are still hia?..

After drinking a bowl of garri, eshi wan bi.

Eti ya weyre..

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