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Programming / Re: Programming Ethics. by MrFlexible(m): 3:40am On Feb 02, 2015
Fulaman198:

Depends on how you see it, it is still a programming language, just a very < one like Basic, KOBOL and Fortran.

HTML is a language, at least it interacts with browsers, but its not a programming language..

or probably, its ur favorite programming lang??.
Programming / Re: How To Get A User IP Address With Javascript by MrFlexible(m): 10:52pm On Feb 01, 2015
bamoza:

use this module, geoip-lite
much like what guru01 said, but this time the call is done in the backend, and more detailed values are returned


dude am interested too. what do you mean by its done in the back end
Software/Programmer Market / Re: ANDROID DEVELOPER. An SMS App That Sends Sms To A Specific Number by MrFlexible(m): 10:46pm On Feb 01, 2015
Urine:

Lol. I can create an app like that with a contact picker under 20 minutes. Google is your friend though.



really, how??...please share.
Programming / Re: ERROR finding a girlfriend! by MrFlexible(m): 10:45pm On Feb 01, 2015
maybe cos the find_money() function is giving an error so the get_married(),function is terminating before it even gets to the find_girlfriend() part...cos enough money first!!..lool
Programming / Re: Please Help On My Login Page by MrFlexible(m): 10:36pm On Feb 01, 2015
what av u tried??.. checked firewall issues??.. specifically ports required by SQL server... 1433, that's the default or else u specified something else during installation... is the port open for connection..check windows firewall with advanced security or so on ur windows osss..
Programming / Re: Are There Programmers With CS Degree But Can't Code? by MrFlexible(m): 10:29pm On Feb 01, 2015
computer science is a broad field consisting programing and many others.. one maybe a programmer and not be a computer scientist and also the other way round...while some people r both..

a programmer has just that knowledge of programming, give him a specification and what he needs to do, then he writes the code

..however, as a computer scientist, much is expected from you cos much has been given to you...you av got a lot of weapons of mass destruction in ur arsenal, u av been injected with a at least a dose of all drugs available on the field..so you got an idea of all.. picking one for specialisation doesn't give you the liberty to throw others away, cos during the course of ur work, u will need to borrow from residual knowledge..



hope this helps....
Programming / Re: Programming Ethics. by MrFlexible(m): 10:19pm On Feb 01, 2015
of any...or you mean desktop web...in fact, HTML is for designs/layout, its ain't a programming lang...
Programming / Re: Am a Software Developer.... But I need help from any of you guys. by MrFlexible(m): 6:56am On Jan 27, 2015
bb6xt:


You can't write proper English plain and simple, don't excuse your ignorance by making spurious claims. But it'd seem you still have a chance to make amends so I hope you take it. Believe me, unless you are living in a none English speaking country, you desperately need sound English grammar. Job aptitude tests mostly consist of tests of your verbal and quantitative reasoning, and your poor grammar is surely a minus at job interviews.

Back to software development, a thorough understanding of the software requirements document (SRS) is key to designing and implementing a solution that will meet the client's needs. Internal project reviews with other developers, Business Analysts and Project Managers are also a normal part of software development process and all these require a good grasp of the language in which they are undertaken. So, if you desire to be a well rounded professional never take any part of your training for granted.

That was harsh sir...

SRS, you mean software requirement specification..ok, I can relate to that.
Programming / Re: Am a Software Developer.... But I need help from any of you guys. by MrFlexible(m): 11:35pm On Jan 25, 2015
dudes, no matter how strong a security or firewall may be, hackers look out for loop holes.. Come on, even street boys do lots hacking on these mobile operators servers.. this comes from prediction and studies...for example picking a time when there is gonna be routine maintenance, temporary shut down of servers... just anything can come handy n put the whole shiit in mess...

we have witnessed big systems fail in the past due to hackers crawl.

.. Hackers r invited to come test systems even after the best security dudes av finished works on it..I know of Glo..am sure others would pass through such process too..this is done to tighten loop holes that could only be seen by an external person who wasn't present when the system was designed...

avnt u wondered why some lay guy will just be looking at ur finished work and just type in some funny thing, and that exposed a whole lot of holes that he may not understand., but you r just okay cos ur algorithm is in place...naaah!


it could be as little as guesses, social engineering, psychology etc...and of course insider info..

in conclusion , it is unethical...and I don't associate with it..
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth Shares Nude Photo On Instagram by MrFlexible(m): 9:26pm On Jan 20, 2015
Lol.. this gender equality...girls look left, guys look right...anybody found violating the looking rules already know what awaits him from the Govt.
Romance / Re: She Caught Me Pant Down With Her Friend Photo by MrFlexible(m): 9:21pm On Jan 20, 2015
Take her own photo and continue ur 'matorbation' on it...??..
Romance / Re: How Can I Advice My Babe To Make Up N Look Good by MrFlexible(m): 9:19pm On Jan 20, 2015
wasn't she like that when you were rehearsing to approach her and doing like Mr IBU just to get her... Now you r complaining, boss u don enter am
Programming / Re: Pls Help With This: How Can I Remotely Connect Several Pcs by MrFlexible(m): 9:07pm On Jan 20, 2015
abdul01 did justice to that just soo well..

Here is what I av to say,

Though, ur question is not too clear cos it just appear simple n basic which actually may not be. cos that can easily be handled using conventional windows OS network settings.

So if actually, it's what am thinking, then you may wanna have a centralised management. probably u may be looking at having the computers joined to a single domain..

or maybe, am not getting things right...let's know what you you're wanna achieve with that network.
Programming / Re: To All Programmers, Today Is My Birthday! by MrFlexible(m): 9:00pm On Jan 20, 2015
class BirthdayEvent{
static Food getFood(int [] preferred){

// code to check the corresponding food type combination from a dynamic associative array and return the food

}
static Drink getDrink(int [] preferred)
{

// code to check same for drink
}

}
//guest enters birthday event hall
Guest guest = new Guest();
// wants to order food, so looking around for the person in charge. so he is handed the menu n he ticks his choices
guest.Order(int [] i , int [] j)
{

// get the menu or call the
BirthdayEvent.getFood(int [] i)// get food
BirthDay.get drink(int j); // get Drinks

}

Oya, for each of u guys coming here to wish him happy birthday, so just do the needful by getting urself food and drinks.

Let me see different usage/implementations of the resources/abstract stuffs up there...
Programming / Re: Am a Software Developer.... But I need help from any of you guys. by MrFlexible(m): 6:50pm On Jan 20, 2015
lol,@ guys mocking the Dud's nick name...

well, @michael the great, wah u saying is valid. it is predictable, no matter how random a number maybe there is a pattern/algorithm from which it originates.

dudes working in some mobile network operators know some loop holes...but it is as u know very unethical.

so, you may keep on searching...av got no help to render in that regard. Thanks.
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 10:26pm On Jan 19, 2015
Guys, what's up?...its been a while..

brandnew2, dave5, absky5...how fat u guyz??

ehen, those two monicks end with 5.. you guys are hereby summoned before the house to explain this.
Politics / Seeking A x by MrFlexible(m): 9:30pm On Jan 15, 2015
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Remembers: I Will Defeat Boko Haram Before 2015 – Gej by MrFlexible(m): 9:03pm On Jan 15, 2015
I must say am impressed with the dimension our politics
is taking.

If we can continue with this vibe as a people, then it is very sure that even if Buhari messes up during his tenure
as the president of this country, we will sing to him the
same song of shame we are currently singing to GEJ as
we usher him out of the national apex seat.

That means we are beginning to get it right as a Nation.

I do hope so.

MrFlexible

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Politics / Re: Breaking: From Goodluck To Bad Luck Cds By Fr Mbaka Hits Market by MrFlexible(m): 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2015
I must say am impressed with the dimension our politics
is taking.
If we can continue with this vibe as a people, then it is very
possible that even if Buhari messes up during his tenure
as the president of this country, we will sing to him the
same song of shame we are currently singing to GEJ as
we usher him out of the national apex seat.
That means we are beginning to get it right as a Nation.
I do hope so.

MrFlexible

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Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 9:02pm On Jan 14, 2015
Bosses, whafiguan??..today, no play o...it was serious work to beat deadlines.. well, we thank God..

On the topic, I can't o and will never for any reason. even if she exposes mine, I will still not pay her back in her coins. doing that will hurt me more and am gonna be inflicting an everlasting pain within the territory of my conscience.


My opinion but quite rational...*smiles*

next??...
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 9:53pm On Jan 13, 2015
few minz later, we got off the bus...

walked the girl down a bit n bade her good bye with a side hug... older babe r way kinda mature...not all but a few av met.

so I just enter another bus to my area..
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 9:47pm On Jan 13, 2015
that babe on skirt suit ....me was trying to ignite a conversation with her for about 5 minutes, with all the lyrical license av got, it proved abortive... so I chill, coincidentally, one of our clients called me so I was talking about a solution and was really flowing in business parlance. na so, she just ask me, are u into business process,or anything relate... number 1 blunder, I just overlook the error...I said no actually but its an integral part of my daily activities as it is inevitable in any thing that involves solution deployment... the girl then listened carefully as I tutor her like a child having a session with her mentor. I just dey flow....

next, she said can I have your number, I said I prefer mails.. so we exchanged mails n began to talk about many things..we got a little bit personal..bus had a fault, we stopped and had more opportunity to talk.. I used one of my time tested methodologies to get some personal info in a matured n light way. so I threw a joke,it attracted a guy and a girl, they also joined in the conversation making it more interesting.

I got all their contacts, cos I saw it as an opportunity to play out one of my resolutions for this year, that is making more friends. so its a plan...

the conductor asked me for money again, thinking I entered at the previous bstop...I just calm, peeps were asking him "how many times nah"....so he said na so dem dey do...I free am..then he said "if we start now, he go run o"...so I ask am say who him be....my voice still dey down den...but when he said he be something something....I just smile...cos me don dey fear already....I just free am..
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 8:42pm On Jan 13, 2015
sup??...hope you guys enjoyed your day?
with this harmattan, I believe God is preparing us for our stay in Russia later this year..so niggers, just keep calm..

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Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 9:46pm On Jan 12, 2015
Today was hectic, being the first day of work this year. I was caught in the usual hassle. from not getting the laundry right on time to not waking up on time due to that harmattan punishment this morning. well, I got to the office few mins past 8, tho had earlier called my boss that I might arrive later than usual. My jacket helped me alot today, it served dual purpose. firstly, to shield me from the harmattan to some extent and also to go with my chinox trouser as a jacket/blazer/coat anyone u call it..but its cool, peeps told me.

I got to work, did the usual greetings, sat down and discovered there was no laptop charger....so i had to look for a way out which I did...I had a light breakfast, and started the day with a meeting..dish out my advice and churned out my grievance. the meeting heated the air and to me it was an indication that work has begun again.

fast forward to lunch,...had it...after lunch, I returned back to work. looked at my to do list on my sticky notes, nothing done yet. I just dey hiss and frown. the most painful thing there was that I was actually working but no milestone achieved yet. I just weak.....laptop battery was damn low again... I just dey play subway surfer on my laptop..

at 4pm, I wrote my report, I stated I have completed something which actually am just gonna complete tomorrow morning...5pm, I started working on my extra professional interest. 5:45, received a call from my tailor, that some clothes for slim fit were ready. I balled out of the office..

my journey home was interesting... a young working class lady on skirt suit and a shirt featured in this...also one guy wey make me vex also featured.....to be continued...typing na work o...
Romance / Re: Gentlemen's Club. (Ladies are Welcome). by MrFlexible(m): 9:08pm On Jan 11, 2015
I register
Sports / Re: List Of Taekwondo Competitions Coming Up Soon! by MrFlexible(m): 9:45pm On Jan 08, 2015
shawnfamous:
hmmm wouild really luv u 2 train wit us! Already in brown



where is ur location?
Sports / Re: List Of Taekwondo Competitions Coming Up Soon! by MrFlexible(m): 9:07pm On Jan 08, 2015
shawnfamous:
its like u really good! Wch belt are u?


No...just moving to yellow before I stopped training....I just have a grasp of the theoretical aspect. I am a beginner.. I can even come to train under you.
Sports / Re: List Of Taekwondo Competitions Coming Up Soon! by MrFlexible(m): 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2015
shawnfamous:
taekwon! Igando! Ha! U knw adekunle fajuyi? Opp cresent road? If u tk ur time den probably u could get 1 at igando! And i am so sure they are so much clubs at igando


Taekwon!...kahm sa hamnida...I will check then out and update you accordingly...Taekwon!
Sports / Re: List Of Taekwondo Competitions Coming Up Soon! by MrFlexible(m): 2:25pm On Jan 07, 2015
Taekwon!, kyungeh(bows).that iyana ipaja, please where exactly...Ikeja,you mean airforce barracks??...anywhere for igando?...
Sports / Re: List Of Taekwondo Competitions Coming Up Soon! by MrFlexible(m): 4:00pm On Jan 04, 2015
shawnfamous:
Hey my fellow taekwondoist; taekwon! This is to tell and inform u all the competitions coming up from nw till next year bt i wont b providing the dates for all!

Korean ambassador's cup(KAC)-this competition is hosted by the koreans the battle begins on the 13-16! At rowe park stadium yaba! Indoor hall!

Lagos open- this championship is hosted by lagos state govt! All athletes are meant 2 pay the some of 2k for reg!

National sport festival- Not all thlete can go for this! The state you rep can only take you; Hosting in calabar,March i think!

IBILE games- AWON ibile!---this is an individual competition! This hosts at the middle of the year! Hot and full of suspense

DAWN Games- This is my lovely comp whr i won a Gold medal! You can only compete when a state takes you! Aug-sept

Panamai--- oh my best competition ever! This occurs sept-oct! A game full of suspense; all states,club,country; re present! They take full weight category!

National school games-all games are present but taekwondo full weights aint takem

CCSF- chika chukwumerije sporting foundation- this occurs OCT-NOV,but hopefully not taking place this year! Not all full weights are taken! Add me on facebook omoregie shawnfamous


bro, please kindly state some places where I can train in Lagos. since I got back to Lagos av been searching for places to continue training.....pls help out preferably Ikeja... thannks...even anywhere aside Ikeja will be appreciated too...
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Flying Around The Country Is My Hobby [pics] by MrFlexible(m): 2:47pm On Jan 04, 2015
Moderrator:
Hi everyone, I am Dave Ozoalor, @daveozoalor a Lagos based programmer and lead developer, a martial artist (with medals) and a rapper.
I code for work, but during my hobby, i just fly around the country...on eagles wings smiley
I jump from rooftops and high grounds while doing my thing in the air.
Currently on my way to nollywood
Little profile:
Height: 6.2ft
Weight: 84kg
Structure: right handed
Kill move: left spin kick to the head
1. Me flying out of work
2. Me flying into the compound
3. Me flying down a story building
4. Me flying over twitter
I'm on Facebook http://facebook.com/daveozoalor

Bro, I wanna advance my taekwondo skills. I was a white belter for 6months before suspending training. its been a year I stopped training. Please link me up with trainers in Lagos preferably in Ikeja area.
Celebrities / Re: Photos: Wizkid Walks Out Of Headies Awards In Anger by MrFlexible(m): 12:56pm On Dec 15, 2014
2 things:

1. Why was a table not reserved for him if actually it was suppose to.
2. He should have handled that in a matured way. Aye o le to yen, ki lo da le



Still on still as I await more info, starboi for ever...lets kill dem grin

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