Lamar ko Hammar ni

Yeah you're right.

Much resemblance.

Same with me and Jay-Z(president of Iraq)

The same structure of face and brain.

I disagree.
Why is this man bringing religion into it?

whether educated or not, religious views and practises remain constant. Education or modernisation doesn't influence religion, the vice-versa is true. And how has the religion called Islam done any harm? Islamic banking was brought, some peeps were shouting and sweating, ranting about an attempt to islamize the country. The examples you brought, Dubai n the entire UAE, should give you a clue of how a society which is based on the laws of that religion called Islam would look like

By the way, who is Pius?..

Pius ko Righteous ni.. I don't like people always discuss problems without any attempt to provide solution. The same man who said series of statements about nigeria, that the 'diseducatn of the masses or so is purposes' so what has he done?..

If you are not in Nigeria, please stay aloof. We here are the ones that truly believe in our dear country, so we shall go through the pains of today to bring a million joyful tomorrow.

Thank You sir.

The thing is You are a daft fellow.


Thank you

Chinyeresandra..

How far?...so you're here.

Big question from a girl to me.

Why do you want to date me?.

She say she give me 3days to find out.


What should I tell her..

HELP! HELP! HELP!

I collected my new atm card on friday but I have misplaced the card's details including my pin.

Now I am going to a brothel this evening but don't have money.

How can I withdraw money this very evening?

*please help me, I need help more than a full grown OP who is just asking about what to wear for a date right now, thanks*

Afam4eva:
I never knew there was a tribe call Babatunde in Nigeria.

Are you even paying attention to moscobab..
See his username sef. The guy is just a mofucking pervert.

@OP,

Welcome, have you been to warri?.. The capital of Nigeria and of the world there. If you can learn and pronounce the names in that region, then you have finished learning.

sandijey:


Who are this people??

I am a Nigerian ma.

I need a suit and I have 350 before, I saw 50Naira on the floor and I picked it, making 400Naira.

Interview is on tuesday and I am currently outside at the balcony looking for the mallams.

Please can you help?.

lillies: so it was nt just my area alone. But i strongly believe there is a scientifc reason for this. I wasnt disturbd about sha, bt peeps in my hood were scared to death

phlame:

Yeah I noticed it but I chose not to say anything because I thought there might be something wrong with my phone. My missed calls showed 10:50 pm also

lillies: so it was nt just my area alone. But i strongly believe there is a scientifc reason for this. I wasnt disturbd about sha, bt peeps in my hood were scared to death

Thank God now, its obvious am not lying.
As I saw it, I started dancing so as to acknowledge the event.

That mascubo abi wetin be your name, please go back to your duty post, you this bloody corporal.

See this babe o

All these things attracted you and made you even chat with him. So now you discovered, they are all wash after believing and celebrating your new catch, you picked up your phone and spat rubbish.

Ask Jim Iyke where he did his deliverance, go dia.

Nothing can mess up my sex life except this thing is not there...

Don't ask which thing..

Because they know how they smash the nyansh of other girls mercilessly. So due to the love they have for their real girlfriends/wives, they wouldn't want other men to smash theirs like that too..

OP, Na so e dey go

The devil is playing with you. You no dey no play?

HELP!

I need a clean suit..

I don't know where I can get. I have been looking for all those mallams that carry coat about but I have not found.

If you find any please flash me.

Maximum amount I have is 350naira for a very good black suit.

HELP!

We are in the afternoon and all the clocks around indicate the time as 10:50pm. The same time everywhere. Even on all the phones in the house. I called a friend same thing. Please check your own time now. I am scared now, is this part of end time signs or what?..

@ rudue boi..

E sure me die say u go church go steal.
No lie oo., oya wetin u steal 2day?..girl or offering money?

I will be dropping 3 hilariously true facts per day.
One in the morning, One in the afternoon, and One for bedtime/night.

For today

If u r seeing this update, U're a christian and didn't go to church 2day..claiming you dnt av time..change ur religion to Nairalandism and ask seun for your needs in life.

Are you present?..indicate