₦airaland Forum

Another version of Nigeria problems.


No day without death news.

No doubt that death rate is higher than birth rate in this shithole.


Stealing riffles from police station means more death soon to some pple. RIP in advance if you are not lucky.


Have your prayers everyday before leaving your houses.


Me dey chill sha with ma homebois

Anytime, anywhere, I said and will keep saying that I regret being a Nigerian. Nigeria is a hell in the world. If you look how developed and well civilized countries live their lives, you'll wonder why Lord Lugard and his crew conceived the devious idea to put together a country called Nigeria.

The only solution is to devide this zoo called naija

THE DAY I bleeped MY BABE OF 3&HALF YEARS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE INTENTION OF IMPREGNATING HER.

SHE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL AND FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY BOTH HOME AND ABROAD. I WANT TO MARRY HER BUT SHES NOT READY YET.

SHE LIKES WITHDRAWAL METHOD SO THAT DAY I SLUGGISHLY WITHDREW SO THAT FIRST SHOOT OF SPERM WILL GO IN. WHEN SHE NEW I RELEASED PART IN HER THEN I STARTED PARKING THE ONES AROUND THE LABIA MAJORA WITH MY CURVED FINGER PUSHING THEM INSIDE THE VEGINA.

THAT IS, SHE MUST GET BELE

These Muslims sef!


The university is a soft target though.


Let them take the military to court for not allowing female soldiers putting hijab on full military regalia.


Troublesome religion.

Preshy561:
So, there skin is now their face? Mumu

Ogbeni is your face skinless?

They look like marafuckers!

camoncx2019:
Just like pastors and Christianity
Fuuuck religion

And your father no Bleep before them born you!

This thread is not detailed
What was the cause?
Did he force her?
Is his manhood too small for her?
Is he a 1 min man?

So the end or that relationship has to cycle round sex because that is the epicenter of their break up.

PrincessB1:

You go fear automatic pe*nis pumping
Like say his own don turn to my semovita turning stick I no fit laugh

Lol "semovita turning stick"

You funny small and you fine sha.

Your dp looks like you just sighted a penis while reading this topic.
Na play I dey play ooo!

Max8:
This Dino guy na buffon, showing us card reader means INEC have a server?,PDP claimed they have results sheet printed from the server, who ever that gave them the print out should be an insider, why can they also show us pictures or video of the computer room and the server where they are located, rather than all this cock and bull story about server or no server

You reason like an English pig.

The question is, does INEC have server?

The card reader has proved it by what Dino did.

So keep quiet if you know nothing.

Kingsleydr:
This is the kind of bullshit that happens when the country is filled with animals and rule of law is absent .

similar way they handle their cows.

Wicked politicians.
I repeat, very very wicked politicians.


After all the juicy packages they take home with, they still device means of stealing from their workers. Stealing of the highest order.

ordinary thief is burnt to death while political thief is hailed every day.

Nigeria will never get better (not a curse but a fact) until we start attacking every politician. Revolution is the only option.

The biggest lie I noticed today.
Self protection with military uniforms?
You are far from truth

Someone should help me ask lalasticala,
did they continue the fight after falling from the building?

Jay32:
nice one.. up man u

Have you noticed that manu is playing all top six at home except mancity for the first round.
The reverse fixtures Na die for us.
GGMANU.

I don't play with my engine room. I never allowed a woman touch my balls. The shaft is enof 4 you to play with.
Men lost during enjoyment stand the risk of this arrest. If you like be strong like Anthony Joshua when a woman grab your engine room from the base of your balls round your shaft, you must surrender.

NB: No matter how man is careless he can never sit on his balls

babyfaceafrica:
which age did bianca ojukwu,omotola jalade and KANU nwakwo wife got married

If you ask him, who him go ask?

babyfaceafrica:
which age did bianca ojukwu,omotola jalade and KANU nwakwo wife got married

My friend! Stop digressing from the topic.

wow!
Is that how divorce in Islam come to the heart of the men even with the smallest offence that I see as negligible?

Mary a christian and you would probably have marriage that guarantee you living till death do you part unless otherwise. There will be no more "saki uku" ringing in your ear.

There must be too many divorcee in Islam if the men can be easily angered and the next thing is "leave" my house without the consent of their parents.

I rep christianity.

AmazingELixir:


Pipu sef....so wetin go happen to the

Dear sir,
Dear madam,
Dear Amina
Dear Bello
Dear Funke
Dear Buhari etc

We dey write for letters naa

Bros some pple wahala dey tire me o!

Many times my younger ones replied my greetings with "how are you" but I see it normal by answering them with "I am fine".

Just because the guy used " my" with the use of dear to greet her then suddenly there was an outburst. I think the "my" is the problem.

God bless pple like us who know how to relate with pple.

The hustle is real. this I must make money by any means syndrome has taken many to early grave

One door closed, another one opened

BOKO HARAM! The story without end is what you expect when foolish people vote-in foolish leaders who keep playing prank with the lives of their soldiers for reasons best known to them. For many times, I regretted being a Nigerian and I will keep saying it anywhere and anytime. God punish those who made a country called Nigeria to be in existence even in their graves.

Justpd:
Simple truth.
Religion should be highly regulated or banned outrightly

It has caused too many death instead of uniting the pple

100% true

In Nigeria, women belong to za oza room while in Europe, men belong to za oza room. Look for solution in your house before it explode.

wetin you dey find for sokoto dey your shokotor

The project is "Do not give birth to children you can't train"

That is what you see when weed or drugs is circulating in the blood of those who should have been in a zoo with other animals. if not having the trait of madness being in their DNA by any means then they are planning to land in hospital.

The skull thickness is not much so I hope they don't have fractures

mykelswa:
God help our soldiers. I thought those fools were fasting

Some of them will defend Islam by saying they are not real Muslims.

Only Muslims have the slogan "Allah Hu Akbar".
Book haram always chant " Allah Hu Akbar" when going on rampage.

Its a religion of peace. An irony of life