Zhegx:
"the man got up to rejoin the party"...... Wahala dey oh..say No to drugs......

I truly have an experience of this.
I was nacking one smally then and she was moving frm one side of the bed to the opposite end while I was pursuing her nacking continuously till she fell from the bed landing with the back of her neck because my eyes were closed due to enjoyment. I feared that I have killed someone's daughter but guess what? she stood up, straight to the bed and repositioned for nacking then I shouted (choiiiii)!

Omoh! no be small tin o! True life story

realstars:
So there was no room for them to do the narking.

Ogbeni there is a style called "hold something" while giving it the doggy way. Maybe she was holding the TV set by the window and she became mobile by the drivingforce of the prick and eventually fell.
RIP in-the-line-of-duty.

Please what is the name of the movie I want to watch it

Rossikk:
All these people here that come in daily to condemn Fulani herdsmen, why don't you people put your mouth where your mouth is (excuse the pun) and BOYCOTT THEIR MEAT altogether?

I mean, you don't give a damn where or how they rear their cattle. You don't want them anywhere near you. You view the RUGA idea with contempt and utterly reject it.

But you cannot do without eating their meat on a daily basis. Beef, Shaki, Pomo, Brokoto, Oxtail, Roundabout, and so on. These things are a must for the average Nigerian meal.

It's a real dilemma and paradox.

Why don't we all just shun the Fulanis and their cattle and pray for our shaki and pomo to appear from heaven like manna?

I'm sure it will.

Ogbeni after buying the meat it has become my meat and not their meat so why can't I eat my meat!

Nice thread with funny comments. I just dey read come dey imagine every mallam with im kettle. I mean every one of you with your wahala

Guys just chillout, no need to worry since everything in Nigeria is somewhat inconclusive.

It will surely come to pass. (day wey man go chop e no go pass am) In African China's voice

Paperwhite:
Even with the insurgency actively ongoing in that side of the NE? Big men are behind all these sabotage.

In every war, someone always gain and someone always lose.

Simply because man has weapons piled up somewhere, he starts looking for trouble anyhow.

buharitill2023:
just that idiotic pigs of bia fra and afonja dont really know the meaning of ranches or ruga. I am just ashame living with idiotic pigs of bia fra in the same country.

Another herdsman spotted

Egonec:
I just love this idea. Sometimes, i wonder why southern governments don't invest much in agric.

Exactly my brother, and that is the region where rainfall is more than enough for farming and grazing of animals.

tee4naija:
If this is true, then this will be the best news coming from the SE for over a decade.
The only way to dislodge Fulani invasion and their expansionist agenda is to stop our patronage of their cow meat.
Rear and sell our own cows in modern commercial ways. By so doing, we will be showing them how it should be done not telling them how they should do it.

In the long run, price of meat will fall due to competition and the society will be healthier for it.

That is quite good but my fear for Nigeria as a country is that one problem always lead to another.

By the time we start patronizing not the Fulani cows but other tribes' and the Fulanis loose customers which in turn reduce income drastically, don't you think they'll focus more on kidnapping?
About 90% of kidnappers are fulanis.

mikezuruki:
meat go dey expensive when igbos start theirs

Better to be expensive with Fulani herdsmen vanished from the lands than to have pple killed.

Benekruku:
If I want to be fair and go by the recommendations of those that antagonised my humble and honourable self when I was in support of RUGA,

I will clearly state that the Ultimatum is well deserved. Many quoted me on Nairaland saying "RUGA should be done up North ONLY". Fine! And now they are also telling you to go trade in your region. Anybody that needs your product would come and buy in your region.

I think its fair with all honesty. If a Fulani or Hausa man is limited to trade in certain parts of the country, then I think other tribes should be limited to trading in there own region too.

I feel does that came for head when I was supporting RUGA can now find a better resolution to the impending doom that stares at us at present.


The English people call it "Tit for Tat"

Bro I believe the Fulani jihad history is the reason behind southern and some middle-belt states are rejecting the RUGA settlement. Make your research and you will deduce that what would happen in the future is the fear of that would start requesting to becoming indigenous pple of the state if settled thru RUGA system.

Mind you almost all tribes that are settled today migrated from somewhere. If the Fulani herdsmen were known for not having clashes with farmers and being kidnappers, I bet you many states would have accepted the RUGA settlement.

Even the typical hausa men are afraid of Fulani because they were conquered by Usman Danfodio.

The rejection of RUGA settlement is the beginning of wisdom.

Another showdown.
Problems here and there. It is either you wake up in the morning provoked in your house by your kids or your wife, GLO network disappear on your phone, go to work and your boss shout at you on minor things that should be neglected, travel with the fear of being kidnapped, sit on your couch to watch TV an PHCN interrupt power supply, surf thru nairaland and Fulani headlines make you more worried...

Omoh! no joy for this country again

Na only when I dey chill with friends inside bar tension dey reduce.

Where there is no happiness try to create it for your self.

life is too shot.

Kylekent59:

I meant no insult bro. Take not of your errors and their corrections

Ogbeni this is not English classroom

dollytino4real:
ok, u do well Mr giver

Giving is not the issue here. Making money is one thing and spending it wisely is another. Women who don't like their boyfriends/husbands spend money when they don't make demands are good planners and they make the wealth of their partners increase.

You'll need to perform and ultimate search to meet with such kind of woman in Nigeria. There are but very very few in a million.

I had a girlfriend during my 200L in the university that when I gave her money she would say "she is not the type that date a guy for his money". But when she later got life exposure, mehn!

She started asking for my pocket money when new semester began and that was the beginning of our problems.


I am not discouraging you but guy, it's not easy to get them.

Truely speaking, yansh and breast get attraction.
Even ladies will look at their fellow ladies with bigger yansh.

Japsylee:

See this cultist......o

Na cultists go kill you. Watch out for your life. 80% of my predictions come to reality. It is an undisputable fact.

Another version of Nigeria problems.


No day without death news.

No doubt that death rate is higher than birth rate in this shithole.


Stealing riffles from police station means more death soon to some pple. RIP in advance if you are not lucky.


Have your prayers everyday before leaving your houses.


Me dey chill sha with ma homebois

Anytime, anywhere, I said and will keep saying that I regret being a Nigerian. Nigeria is a hell in the world. If you look how developed and well civilized countries live their lives, you'll wonder why Lord Lugard and his crew conceived the devious idea to put together a country called Nigeria.

The only solution is to devide this zoo called naija

THE DAY I bleeped MY BABE OF 3&HALF YEARS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE INTENTION OF IMPREGNATING HER.

SHE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL AND FROM A WEALTHY FAMILY BOTH HOME AND ABROAD. I WANT TO MARRY HER BUT SHES NOT READY YET.

SHE LIKES WITHDRAWAL METHOD SO THAT DAY I SLUGGISHLY WITHDREW SO THAT FIRST SHOOT OF SPERM WILL GO IN. WHEN SHE NEW I RELEASED PART IN HER THEN I STARTED PARKING THE ONES AROUND THE LABIA MAJORA WITH MY CURVED FINGER PUSHING THEM INSIDE THE VEGINA.

THAT IS, SHE MUST GET BELE

These Muslims sef!


The university is a soft target though.


Let them take the military to court for not allowing female soldiers putting hijab on full military regalia.


Troublesome religion.

Preshy561:
So, there skin is now their face? Mumu

Ogbeni is your face skinless?

They look like marafuckers!

camoncx2019:
Just like pastors and Christianity
Fuuuck religion

And your father no Bleep before them born you!

This thread is not detailed
What was the cause?
Did he force her?
Is his manhood too small for her?
Is he a 1 min man?

So the end or that relationship has to cycle round sex because that is the epicenter of their break up.

PrincessB1:

You go fear automatic pe*nis pumping
Like say his own don turn to my semovita turning stick I no fit laugh

Lol "semovita turning stick"

You funny small and you fine sha.

Your dp looks like you just sighted a penis while reading this topic.
Na play I dey play ooo!