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Are they trying to tell us to stop eating anything that is moving?
Now my friends A, D, P, M, M and B (Initials of names) will now know reason I refused to eat dog alongside them.

The fear of anything that moves is the beginning of wisdom.
There is no animal that come to exist in this world that willing to die for man to consume.

jeffsticky:
There is a rumor ongoing eventhough I personally don't believe it.
I was told the reason why we are yet to be invited for interview is because there is no vacancies at the various MDA's we selected.
However we will be call upon as soon as there is vacancies in our chosen MDA's.
So for now we wait.

I completely debunk this Info though you also stated that "you personally didn't believe that".

Its the first criterion for any parastatal to first identify where vacancy exist before any other proceedings in any recruitment process. For any right thinking govt such is not needed that applicants would be told no vacancy after test and screening are done.

Two things will surely happen
1. Either those who applied for MDAs would be given appointment letters due to their few numbers or
2. They would be called for interviews as clearly stated on mails sent to them.

Kyari79:
That igbo man must be the gang leader because igbos are only our problem in this country , But time we say wht & hw are we going to make them to be ; either we eradicate them out of this continent ; i mean all their tribes.

Sorry that I ask u this!

Do you have brain in your head?

Its just a question o!

In Sound Sultan's voice... "

One day bush meat go catch the hunter"

andycoal40:
Veru true..the feeds contain certain "hormone boosters".. the only difference is that feed gotten eggs can't hatch because no fission of egg and sperm

Are you sure the eggs would not hash when kept in an incubator? Just my thought though. I used to think its the function of temperature subjected to.

They should be expelled not suspended. Their offence is a sign that they are/potential cultists.

Pafoma:
Guys! I need serious, real and honest contributions.. Thanks to all that will contribute.

I have a lady whom i am dating. I truly love and care about her but she has been with people that are in my circle and this disturbs me. She didnt used to be a straightforward and totally faithful person but i see that she is making efforts towards being completely honest and straightforward but still i dont have rest in my spirit about taking the decision to marry her.

I have observed she is soft with guys and is not firm, although i am aware it takes time for someone used to a particular pattern or lifestyle to adjus. I need help because breaking up with this lady will mean that i have to look for someone else to start the entire circle with again and who knows what if the new one also comes with even worse baggages.

My questions are these

1. What do you advice i do?
2. Who has been in similar situation where you fell in love with a lady your friends and circle have been with then married her? What was the experience like including things to look out for..
3. How can be sure i wont regret the decision to go forward?

Please feel free to ask me any question and i’ll answer if they are not sarcastic or jokes..

Thank you.

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Marry her at your own peril and you'll hear those in that circle of yours singing...

[Verse 1: 2Pac] »
First off, Bleep yo' bitch and the clique you
claim »
Westside when we ride, come equipped with
game »
You claim to be a player, but I F***ED YOUR
WIFE »

Check very well, their mother is there

esky158:
dis man should open d border na or he want hunger to kill some one ni

Go and farm hunger will not kee you. That is what our ancestors used to survive and they weren't complaining.

Why always Nigeria

An increase for one means an increase for all.

ednut1:
Normal. Even pastors don't practice what they preach

what of Imams?

zika1:
I did mine today and I scored 46/60 (76.6%)... I'm really not good with mathematics and so I did the ones I'm good with and then went back to guess the mathematics aspect... Good luck to those yet to do theirs

Good one Zika. Thumb is up for you

johnnymoy2007:
The maths questions were simple but time consuming

was it just maths and english?

alexxiswrites:
If you're using your phone and feel other apps might interfere, go to settings and use the 'restrict all background data' feature. This way, nothing pops up as you write your test. Good luck.

You got it right bro. that's exactly what I did before my mock test

Eleblinks:
Trust me I was getting questions like median, neareast in meaning, fill in the Gap, quadratic, phonetics. They were not so hard.. you just have to be swift. I didn't answer 7

Thumb is up for you. I wish everyone on this platform best of luck

ezkimow:
I did... I started thinking I had become completely dumb upstairs...

Exactly, my calculation was 8ft and the computer said 26ft. I was wondering how I got it wrong

No body is giving me hope with with the outcome so far. things seems to be so tough for this CBT. We dey God hand sha.
All fail na fail
All pass na pass

[quote author=teadrake post=82913962]How was it bro[/quote Am writing on Thursday. I judge the questions by the mock test

yusufhaji:
Please where can we examples of these types of questions? And who's writing today pls?

Just go read GMAT and you don't have, na to borrow.

omoh! the questions carry weight die

Notatribalist:
shut up.. The police is there for a reason.. Don't South Africans steals? We have the good and bad people everywhere, so the police is there to arrest the bad one.. Shame on South Africa police and kiddos to Nigeria police..

Are you a policeman?
I just don't like them

rad8:
It's called lighting...not thunder. Thunder is just a sound.

And the lightning needs a medium to propagate just like thunder. They could have close effect.

nnokwa042:
Emirate in Nigeria? thank God that am a southerner and a christain ,if not because of oil with help of western world Saudi today will be like Yemen and Somalia today yet these are the Mohammed brother's ,Muslims claimed they worship true God but is like their god hate them so much

RELIGION IS A SCAM

Everyday before leaving your homes you pray for guidance, direction, success, good health, wealth, happy life etcetera.
The question is
Where is your prayer going to?
Who is your prayer going to?
Why would your God no appear to you for once?

Before going to bed, a lady prayed at night that God should guide her while sleeping. Hours later, robbers broke in and loot valuables from occupants in the house, but for this lady, these robbers saw her beautiful nature in night gown and decided to rape her in turn despite begging that they should take whatever material thing they want and free her but to no avail. This lady suffered serious damage in her vagina and she prayed that God should bring these perpetrators to justice. Few weeks later, Insurgents came and blew themselves up on a suicide act in a market that killed many but left left her with injuries.
We came for visit to commiserate with the victims and assured them that God is in control but this lady in question cried and said "which God?
Is it the God I prayed to every day?
Is it the God that allowed these plight to happen to me within few weeks?
And you are telling me he is in control?
There are many things that happened to me these days which I can't share with you".

Now, does one has to pray 1000 times or more before one request would be answered?
We pray to who we don't see and would never see while in flesh and we keep having faith that heart desires would be met.

Science is the true religion that would bring peace in the world if wholly embraced.
Science don't lie. For example, It says when you mix acid and base they would produce salt and water in the right proportion. That is the simple truth and no two ways about it.
But for religion, when millions pray a million times that boko haram menace should come to an end but no result. That is a false ideology. Religion has caused deaths to uncountable human who were once living in peace.

So take it or leave it
"RELIGION IS A SCAM"

cenaman:
50million small na they should increase it to 100million.

Another English pig spotted.
They will soon kidnap your father

Nigeria is very very kwarrupt!
The only way to eliminate kwarruption is by killing everybody in it. (In Rotimi Amaechi's voice)

The school management told them...

Religious leaders told them...

Their parents told them...

The government told them...

We told them...

Shun cultism and they refused.
Now it has ended leaving this widow with lifetime sober.
May God comfort her.

Nackzy:
Rubbish useless player

He is very much useful than you

Whaaaat!

Massacred.

The war is not getting closer to end.
More families thrown into mourning.

Buhari why?

Evil that men do lives after them.

After reading this thread, I reflected back how I watch that guy who killed many catfish with table salt.
Omoh! if you have conscience and see how someone is dying cold blood will flow thru your veins.

let the police rape him too with their stick (Oga talk true) thru his yansh.

One good turn deserves another.

One bad turn deserves another.