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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Chelsea (1 - 3) On 14th September 2020 by MrHeff(m): 10:20pm On Sep 15, 2020
what's your IG? make i see small eye candy
seunmohmoh:
My niggas
BusinessRe: Uber Matchmaking Forum For Certified Driver And Partners by MrHeff(m): 6:23pm On Sep 15, 2020
charmzdeen:
Did you just say minimum of 20k daily?
You must be a joker

20k daily isn't visible at all
Just have it in mind that you can be making like 10k daily, 20k will be just on your lucky day. Thanks
i appreciate the response. will the 10 include cost of fueling, or 10k profit after fueling?
BusinessRe: Uber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op): 6:22pm On Sep 15, 2020
Dear Seun and Lalasticlala , I believe this thread will serve a lot of people on the frontpage, kindly look into it
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 11:56am On Sep 13, 2020
confusedworld17:
The "icing on the cake" na him you say make him avoid ?

BUT on a more serious note... MrHeff, try rental first to know weda you are built for this type of hustle or not.
I remember vividly before I joined the hustle, my calculation of the hustle was like 1+1 =2.
My expectations.... Pam Pam Pam... I go leave house so so time. Pam Pam Pam I go come back house so so time.
Pam Pam Pam I go make so so amount of money. Pam Pam Pam I go save so so amount of money.
I even told myself say, since nah inside ac I go dey drive always, I go fresh like newborn baby. After some months into the hustle, some riders begin ask me say "Is this really you? . You look lighter in your profile picture." Me go answer dem say nah the hustle Oo..

@MrHeff. There's nothing to lose by trying rentals first for few months.
Thanks a lot. But which one is ovens ooo. Genuinely lost as to that slang lol
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 11:55am On Sep 13, 2020
Eizenburg:
Does it have to be a corolla, you could get a less expensive brand, it might also be a newer year at that. In my opinion, I think Corollas are overpriced.
What car make and model can you recommend boss?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 11:54am On Sep 13, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Ohh, and there's more smiley

Learn to understand how the Map works. You can start now. When you take a bike or a bus, use the map and see how it directs you

The app in itself is straightforward. The challenge in the job is mostly how to drive and survive here. So you need to be smart...very smart angry

Do not park anyhow in Lagos. If you aren't sure about anywhere, ask people around. Don't make U-turns anyhow...Be very observant. grin

Obey traffic laws, signs and lights even if it's 12 midnight. Remember, all traffic personnels are out there to eat you...So protect your pocket with all thy might

Do not drag lanes with other road users,...at least not all the time. Learn to protect your car from scratches. undecided

Learn to make friends with other drivers. Whenever you get to a gathering of the brethren, make friends. You'll be surprised how much you can learn from them in a short while cool

Also, when you go to your mechanic for a repair or anything, don't just drop the car and walk away. Observe what he's doing. With the right tools, you'll be able to repair that fault again and save money.

Learn to carry out minor repairs on your cars... little repairs like changing serpentine belt, brake pads can be done by you. Get the right spanners and you'll be fine. You can get spares of these items in your trunk.. Brake pads are about 1k to 2k... Serpentine belt is not up to 1k

Sincerely, you'll be fine...Above all, pray to God oh..Na only am fit help us smiley[/color]
You are divine sent. Thanks a whole lot. I would be reaching out to you more when i start fully, if you wouldn't mind.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 11:53am On Sep 13, 2020
northbird:
embarassed
A lady rider on Uber once asked me, that i m quite different from the pics on d profile...

Told her, its rigours of the job...

AC or not, Exposure to Consistent Lagos traffic n scorching sun will change you facially....
Wow!
BusinessRe: Uber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op):
stacyadams:
u can delete ,will chat u in d noon
ohh you meant my whatsapp line? here it is
BusinessRe: Uber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op):
stacyadams:
Drop ur number
okay boss.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 9:17pm On Sep 12, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]HP is synonymous with rentals. The only difference is that you bear the cost of repairs and maintenance in HP

As a newbie, you'll struggle and make mistakes, but just be patient and learn fast. You'll be fine.

Remember, the reward is the car. So don't be discouraged if you pay your rent any week and you have nothing on you.

I don't know what the car will cost, so I can't advice how much rent is okay...

Just keep reading here. Keep learning about the job, road networks, ups and downs

You'll be fine smiley[/color]
this is very encouraging, thanks a whole lot.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 8:54pm On Sep 12, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] You'll need to work your ass off.

Do you think you can handle it?[/color]
I most definitely can. That is why I was asking for what to expect so I can zero my mind. Once I know, I can mentally prepare myself
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 8:35pm On Sep 12, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]Relax bro....relax

How long do you anticipate to drive for you to own the car?[/color]
two years maximum. A year and a half if I can help it. The sooner, the better for me. I know a year might be too short
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 8:19pm On Sep 12, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue] grin

That's good.

So what's the repayment plan like?[/color]
we haven't discussed it yet. The sponsor actually is my sister. Told her I wanted to make findings first, then we'd talk specifics after. We'll talk about it tomorrow though.

Any advice on how much will be feasible to remit weekly and duration? Also the aim is to make some little change for myself on the side after fulfilling my official obligations. I'm not looking for a meal ticket and I want to earn the car with my own sweat.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 8:11pm On Sep 12, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]You really need to consider the principal and interest involved, and also the repayment period

An 09 corolla would definitely cost more, and take longer to complete the payment.

An 05 corolla would cost lesser and faster to repay.

So which of the devils would you stick with? angry[/color]
I guess I'll have to bite the bullet and stick with the 05.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 7:53pm On Sep 12, 2020
izzou:
[color=royalblue]I thought you have been answered grin

What's the question this time?[/color]
boss make I no lie. Na the choice of car dey worry me. My mind is tilting towards a 07-09 corolla on hire purchase but I'm wondering if it will be feasible, plus maintenance costs and all. Last thing I want is to be regretting or ruining my integrity in the eyes of my sponsor. My fear is that the 2003/2005 corolla might become scrap by the end of the tenure.
BusinessRe: Uber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op): 5:45pm On Sep 12, 2020
Bump
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 5:26pm On Sep 12, 2020
lol make una no vex sey i dey ask multiple people. trying to get a general opinion so i can know what to tell my sponsor
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 5:25pm On Sep 12, 2020
kodred:
Bros you too dey lie! Kai! If you’ve not driven for over 6 months like you claim, bolt will not ask you to do 20 trips fri/sat. What you will get is reactivation bonus.

Even gentlelife that doesn’t drive that much but still drives is asked to complete 17 trips. How your own come take pass person wey still dey drive at least?
Hello boss. Sorry to disturb. I saw this post and guessed you are a rider. Please i would like to ask a few questions about it. I am a first timer who wants to go into a hire purchase partnership with a sponsor and i am trying to make proper findings so i do not get into a deal that will choke me. Please how is the business generally? Is it viable? How much can one make daily if one works hard/smart? How much is a good amount to remit weekly to my sponsor that will be convenient for both of us? I am thinking of using a 2008 corolla, will it be a good idea economically and maintenance wise? or do you have any idea of a better car to use? Your soonest answer would be most appreciated. Thank you so much
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 5:10pm On Sep 12, 2020
coker007:
The past 10 pages have been incredible, they've been an eye-opener isn't it?.....you feel this is just great people are making money they're chopping alone and shouting enu gbe!!!

You sef reason am, how person go talk say 5h too much to chop a day, gala is 50bucks and 2 alone is not enough for a whole day, plantain chips is 100 naira and 1 is obviously not enough for a whole day even Sprite, coke or biggie drinks can't do you for a whole day all these added together is 4h and be reminded that quantity is not quality, even if you dedicate time to eat at iya ibasira you're wasting quality time you could use getting real orders. Me personally I don't eat anything just so I can meet all my personal Targets but to say 5h is too much to chow?.....Bros I don't understand what you're running on. My advice eat fruits high in calories and proteins they don't digest as fast as carbs and are nutritious but Don't do milk and beans they have more carbs than proteins, except it's full cream milk (expensive shit)

Secondly, some people have just been receiving miracles from eledumare left right and centre because na only you him create.... lemme cast hypocrites here.......IF YOU KNOW YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE BOLT RIDER ACCOUNT YOU USE TO ORDER RIDES AND YOU ACCEPT THEM WITH YOUR DRIVER ACCOUNT JUST TO BEAT THE CAMPAIGNS, PUT DOWN YOUR HAND...... just as I thought, there's no miracle anywhere you're just street smart and all the same you're a fraud (it's blatantly told on bolt driver training)

Moreover, if you use kazeem oju-elegba or autoworks workshop there would definitely be a difference between the two and if you don't know this you don't know value and quality but all the same sha it's always advisable to go for the one your pocket can cover.....someone once told me: THE PURPOSE OF GETTING MONEY IS TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS, IF YOU HAVE MONEY BUT AREN'T SOLVING ANY PROBLEMS RELATED TO YOU OR NOT THEN THAT FELLOW IS DEAD.....this is one of the reasons we grind everyday (very deep stuff when he told me with his mouth). No one ever says it is the tools that he used that were faulty, it is always the person using the faulty tools that is blamed, therefore ensure you're using the right tools for the right job to avoid stories that touch

Finally, we're here attacking each other when we should be with one voice....these prices are too low GADDAMN!!!! Lekki phase 1 to ajah price range: 1500-2100 wtf?!!!.......we all know there are eavesdroppers here why not let them know wetin dey sup....to be clean in this grind is tuff and if you're here trying to claim baba nla won on someone's shaft then I'm sorry we don't deserve you here.

One day e go pay no give up......GBAYI ORE!!!!
Hello sir. Sorry to disturb. I saw this post and guessed you are a rider. Please i would like to ask a few questions about it. I am a first timer who wants to go into a hire purchase partnership with a sponsor and i am trying to make proper findings so i do not get into a deal that will choke me. Please how is the business generally? Is it viable? How much can one make daily if one works hard/smart? How much is a good amount to remit weekly to my sponsor that will be convenient for both of us? I am thinking of using a 2008 corolla, will it be a good idea economically and maintenance wise? or do you have any idea of a better car to use? Your soonest answer would be most appreciated. Thank you so much
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 1:18pm On Sep 12, 2020
GAZZUZZ:
Edit that, you did not reach out to me, if you did this is a 5min job for me.
boss good afternoon. Please is corolla 07-09 a good car for uber on hire purchase? How is the maintenance cost like? Should I go for the 03-04 instead?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 8:59am On Sep 12, 2020
Babadee1900:
This people at Four Point Sheraton, I always find it funny when they request to see the bonnet grin

Meanwhile when you drive out of Four Point exit gate , don’t go right as if you are going back to the express.
boss abeg, which car model and year you dey drive? looking for a solid car
BusinessRe: Uber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op): 6:55am On Sep 12, 2020
Please help ooo
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 6:39am On Sep 12, 2020
stacyadams:
angry grin grin grin
haaaa! Abeg which car make person buy?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 6:06pm On Sep 11, 2020
jpworld:
Continue living in denial.

I have a driver that was with me from 2017 to 2019, he introduce his friend to me, his friend pleaded for hp, after working with me for couple of months, i agreed, today his friend is a car owner.

He started misbehaving in 2019, feeling down, if he had known, i retrieve my car immediately.

Wake up, alot of drivers are becoming car owner through ho.
hello boss. I am a jew who would want to go into HP with someone and I need to have an idea of what it entails. What type of car do you put on HP, how long does it last and how much does it cost in total for an intending driver. I need this info so I can properly negotiate with the partner I intend going into business with. Thanks a lot
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 5:43pm On Sep 11, 2020
kodred:
1. As a beginner, expect to average 5-10k for the first two weeks, then as you progress, you’ll learn and come up with strategies to boost your earnings. These days, it’s not about working hard, using your head is a better option.

2. Any option you eventually choose is good although the 09 won’t be bad but I can’t say the same to your finances lol. The corolla is a durable vehicle. If it’s a foreign used car, please stick to manufacturer’s recommended engine oil and service promptly.

3. As a total jew, you need to dialogue with your intended partner to allow for some laxity in payment for at least 2 weeks(if you a fast learner) then from there you guys can agree on a fixed amount (industry price is 20-30k weekly)

4. You also need to be sharp and calm. Try as much as possible not to loose your guard when driving or parked waiting for trips.

5. You will learn other things as you progress in the hustle.
amazing. Thanks a lot
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 5:35pm On Sep 11, 2020
stacyadams:
grin grin grin

Do comprehensive insurance if Las Las u wan use corrolla,, , them d always vandalise am..
Bear in mind lastma,cbd,local govt touts,airport touts no dey play dis time,,no park for road ,always finds street park.if u d yaba,oshodi, Lagos island ,shomolu etc stay alert one ways plenty for Dere...if u get savings,use am pay ur first weekly rental,so that u go test run d biz. U can beg owner to allow u pay fifteen or twenty k for sometime then u can increase..no use wuber map oo, use Google Map,, if u no sabi road ,ask rider for direction....prepare ur mind for d worst,,d job ain't easy bro


Oya Read from page one...
Awon oven lighters will comment on oven lightening techniques
wow thanks a whole lot for this. Really helps

Asides corolla, is there any other car that you can recommend? Any one that can be easily maintained and won't consume fuel
BusinessRe: Uber Matchmaking Forum For Certified Driver And Partners by MrHeff(m): 4:08pm On Sep 11, 2020
Hello everyone. Maximum greetings and respect to all the riders here. You are all doing a great job.

I am thinking of going into uber on a hire purchase deal. I already have a sponsor, but it's my first time so I came here to ask a few questions. I hope you all will be kind enough to oblige me.

1. As a rider in Lagos, how much can I conveniently make daily? And also how much can I make if I decide to work extra hard? In other words, Average to maximum?

2. Will it be okay for me to use a 2007-2009 Corolla for it? Will it be good maintenance wise? Especially when I still need to remit to my sponsor weekly? Or should I stick to the usual 2004 corolla?

3. How much should I plan on remitting weekly to my sponsor? An amount where I can conveniently pay promptly without issues, and still make something for myself would be most appreciated.

Also, further tips on what to do and expect would be most appreciated. Thank you all in advance. Great job guys
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 3:42pm On Sep 11, 2020
MrHeff:
Hello everyone. Maximum greetings and respect to all the riders here. You are all doing a great job.

I am thinking of going into uber on a hire purchase deal. I already have a sponsor, but it's my first time so I came here to ask a few questions. I hope you all will be kind enough to oblige me.

1. As a rider in Lagos, how much can I conveniently make daily? And also how much can I make if I decide to work extra hard? In other words, Average to maximum?

2. Will it be okay for me to use a 2007-2009 Corolla for it? Will it be good maintenance wise? Especially when I still need to remit to my sponsor weekly? Or should I stick to the usual 2004 corolla?

3. How much should I plan on remitting weekly to my sponsor? An amount where I can conveniently pay promptly without issues, and still make something for myself would be most appreciated.

Also, further tips on what to do and expect would be most appreciated. Thank you all in advance. Great job guys
Any help guys?
BusinessRe: Uber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op): 3:18pm On Sep 11, 2020
bump cc lalasticlala
BusinessUber/Bolt Partners and Drivers, Please Come In Here! by MrHeff(op):
Hello everyone. Maximum greetings and respect to all the riders and partners here. You are all doing a great job.

I am thinking of going into uber on a hire purchase deal. I already have a sponsor, but it's my first time so I came here to ask a few questions. I hope you all will be kind enough to oblige me.

1. As a rider in Lagos, how much can I conveniently make daily? And also how much can I make if I decide to work extra hard? In other words, Average to maximum?

2. Will it be okay for me to use a 2007-2009 Corolla for it? Will it be good maintenance wise? Especially when I still need to remit to my sponsor weekly? Or should I stick to the usual 2004 corolla?

3. How much should I plan on remitting weekly to my sponsor? An amount where I can conveniently pay promptly without issues, and still make something for myself would be most appreciated.

Also, further tips on what to do and expect would be most appreciated. Thank you all in advance. Great job guys
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrHeff(m): 1:48pm On Sep 11, 2020
Hello everyone. Maximum greetings and respect to all the riders here. You are all doing a great job.

I am thinking of going into uber on a hire purchase deal. I already have a sponsor, but it's my first time so I came here to ask a few questions. I hope you all will be kind enough to oblige me.

1. As a rider in Lagos, how much can I conveniently make daily? And also how much can I make if I decide to work extra hard? In other words, Average to maximum?

2. Will it be okay for me to use a 2007-2009 Corolla for it? Will it be good maintenance wise? Especially when I still need to remit to my sponsor weekly? Or should I stick to the usual 2004 corolla?

3. How much should I plan on remitting weekly to my sponsor? An amount where I can conveniently pay promptly without issues, and still make something for myself would be most appreciated.

Also, further tips on what to do and expect would be most appreciated. Thank you all in advance. Great job guys
TravelRe: King Air Jet Rams Into Fence At Lagos Airport After Brake Failure by MrHeff(m): 4:20pm On Aug 21, 2020
Righteousness89:
Thanks to God no one was Injured!

But Such a Scneario is a Picture of what Will Happen on the Day of the Rapture ..

A Pilot who is Saved and Piloting a Plane who Suddenly Disappear, and the plane will Crash!

A Man/ Woman who is Born-again and Maybe was In the vehicle Driving will Suddenly Disappear..

An UnSaved Nursing Mother who is Carrying her baby will Suddenly notice that the baby Has Disappeared.

It will be a Day of Worldwide Confusion and Chaos..

Brothers and Sisters, sit up, Humble yourself and Get Prepared so you don't be the one to be Left Behind..

Brothers and Sisters!Look at whole Earth! We Can't deny that we Can see that It is About to Happen!!
you and this your gospel of threats and intimidation. Scaring more people than those you attract to God's Word. You're turning to a nuisance and a wrong purveyor of Lord Jesus Christ's teachings.

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