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Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word.'

Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'
Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
Went away.'

Operator: 'Went away?'
Caller: 'They disappeared'

Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller: 'Nothing.'

Operator: 'Nothing??'
Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator: 'Are you still in Microsoft Word, or did you get out?'

Caller: 'How do I tell?'
Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the Screen?'

Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'

Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I
Type.'
Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'
Caller: 'What's a monitor?'

Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.
Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller: 'I don't know.'

Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where
The power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'

Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's
plugged into the wall.
Caller: 'Yes, it is.'

Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that
there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just
one? '
Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and
find the other cable.'
Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'

Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into
the back of your computer.'
Caller: 'I can't reach.'

Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's
because it's dark.'

Operator: 'Dark?'
Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is
coming in from the window.'

Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller: 'I can't.'

Operator: 'No? Why not?'
Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'

Operator: 'A power ,  A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it
licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and
packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'

Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it
up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to
the store you bought it from.'
Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'

Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'

Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' 

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romade:
don't be shy

y shall i shy

Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can
You see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'

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Very creative

Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
Customer: 'OK.'
Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
Customer: 'No.'
Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this
Point?'
Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'

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He was taught at school

@ Poster
Chk page 42 of Drop Your Reasearch - thread. Link~ https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-110269.1312.html

TOYOSI20:
My Life by The Game & little Wayne  

Same here    

The Game - Lax

Henry234:
Please need help onm where to download the drivers so i can enjoy my laptop,

I need a website that will give me the drivers,

Check solution

dragnet:
Check [url=http://driverscollection.com/?H=Satellite%20L30%20(PSL33)&By=Toshiba]Here[/url]

Dual Core:
why throw a whole thread into wherever because of its recent posts, when You can actually delete such posts and keep the thread on course?

Check out this clean thread  and imagine what would had happen if it was started at the phone section

Glo Going Against Etisalat

Omokekere

mama

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that's nice

Miss

[3rd]BTSwitch v1.00 For SymbianOS9.3

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BT Switch is a useful mini tool for you
you, switches bluetooth on/off each time
you launch it ! It doesn't show anything
and dont have any settings or menu,
just install it and make a shortcut at your
stand by screen ot assign it to a button.

[3rd]Islamic Organizer v2.0.5

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Make your life easier thanks to the Islamic diary,
it included many advantages. Main features:

* Work charm like Al-moazen for S60v2,
* Comfortable and easy to use, reflecting the atmosphere
of Arab and Islamic
* Support for 5 languages: Arabic, English, French, Farsi, Urdu
* Dates prayers from anywhere in the world
* All means of calculating dates for prayers
* King optional for the five daily prayers
* The possibility of increasing the timing Stimulator
prayer until 30 minutes
* King of the timing of residence
* Automatic formula to control the situation
during silent prayer
* Advanced method to determine the direction of
Kiss honorable using GPS GPS
* The possibility of movement between the calendar
and the calendar proposed the AD
* Synchronization between application evaluate and
assess the organ
* Muslim important occasions

What`s new in v2.0.5

1 - version complete without the need to extend
the trial period Pec.
2 - now you the freedom to choose whether to place
Altetbit memory device memory Buallay
Foreign Affairs. I was in Altetbit exists on the
phone memory, and because of its small internal memory
For some third-generation devices you this amendment.
3 - changed the voice of prayer ears another voice
clearer and beautiful.
This version works on most third-generation devices

[3rd]JoikuSpot Light v2.2

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JoikuSpot is a free mobile software solution that turns
Nokia Smartphones to WLAN HotSpots.

JoikuSpot is a free mobile software solution that turns
Nokia Smartphones to WLAN HotSpots.
JoikuSpot software is installed directly to the phone.
When switched on, laptops and iPods can establish instant
and fast wireless internet connection via smartphone's
JoikuSpot access point using phone's own 3G internet connection.

Multiple devices can connect to JoikuSpot in parallel and
seamlessly share the same 3G internet connection.
JoikuSpot acts thus as an internet gateway to external
WLAN devices. JoikuSpot Light 2.2 includes support for
following languages: English, Spanish, Italian, German,
Chinese, Japanese, Swedish and Finnish.
The language is automatically selected to be
same as the phone's language.

[Java]Calc4M v1.11 - Scientific Calculator

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This scientific calculator is configurable and contains most of
the normal functions such as trigonometric and logarithmic
functions, conversions, constants, memories and binary
and hexadecimal notation.

It is configurable and contains most of the normal functions
such as trigonometric and logarithmic functions, conversions,
constants, memories and binary and hexadecimal notation.
The configurations include possibilities to

-- display a welcome screen or not
-- display the call stack or not
-- automatically return to the basic arithmetic screen or not
-- use full screen mode or not
-- use nice looking button texts or "safe" texts that works
in any mobile
-- choose from two different keyboard layouts
-- select calculation font size
-- select default number format (sci/eng/default)
-- decide type of "long button press" notification

Changes for version 1.11

-- Added octal numbers
-- Fixed a bug that made occurred using the conversions in some cases
-- Made it work better on old Samsung phones such as E250

[3rd]PocketTorch SnoozeIt v1.01

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SnoozeIt! is advanced alarm application. It replaces build-in
alarm notification screen with ability of different snooze time,
direct calls from notification screen, multiple alarms screen,
uninterrupted mp3 melody playback.

Features in version 1.01

- Snooze from 5 min to 2 days
- Full mp3 playback on alarm
- Setup repeat alarm for everyday usage in Calendar
- Direct call from alarm notification screen
- Contact link from AquaCalendar
- Multiple alarms screen
- Wait till phone call ends to notify alarm
- List of Missed alarms With SnoozeIt! you will never loose
your alarms again.

File Name : PocketTorch.SnoozeIt.v1.01.Unsigned.sis
File Size : 137KB
Download link : http://www.driveway.com/v1m8v2i4r3

[3rd]KMT2 Mobile Beta - free mobile music service

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KMT2 is a free mobile music service that gives you
instant download access to millions of DRM free MP3s right
on your mobile phone. You can search for music and then
stream or download the MP3s for free. On the iPhone,
any MP3 can be saved to your home screen with an icon
of the artist.
The service is completely free and is compatible with
iPhone and most basic wap enabled mobile phones.

[3rd]Nokia Device Status v1.1.95

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Nokia Device Status is a self-diagnosis tool that allows you
to collect detailed system information both from your PC and
your S60 device. Your current device configuration and phone
settings are presented in a detailed summary,
which you can use to determine the exact cause of problems
if you run into them.

With Nokia Device Status, you can save all collected information
to a file, and you can then send the file to customer
care services for closer inspection and analysis.

The data collected from your phone includes:

* Device model
* IMEI code of the phone
* Device memory and any available memory card
* Profiles and themes used on the phone
* Locations used to store data on the phone
* Settings information
* Time Zone
* List all installed applications
* An many more.

[3rd]System SEVEN v7.15.14.29.3296 Beta - Push email

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System SEVEN is a push email application that is easy to use
and provides alternatives for those who want to use personal email
on their mobile devices.

What makes it interesting is the easy setup process and the current
beta has a few preloaded email settings, to be used with popular
free email system like GMail, Yahoo! Mail and Hotmail.

There’s also option to use your own domain POP or IMAP server
and it also can be used to connect with MS Exchange Server to
sync emails, contacts and calendar.

[3rd]Handy Shell v1.0

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Handy Shell is a powerful replacement of standard Active Standby.
It allows you to carry out most common everyday
operations quick and handy.

Today view allows you to get information about your phone settings,
ongoing calendar events, incoming calls, sms, e-mails,
weather forecast, and provides with application shortcuts
with the help of different Plugins. There are 6 types of Plugins:

There are 6 types of Plugins:

- Clock Plugin
- App Shortcucts Plugin
- Phone Indicators & Settings
- Calendar Plugin
- Weather Plugin (requires Handy Weather v.6 or higher to be installed).

All Plugins can be moved (along the screen), customized,
activated/deactivated trough Settings view (Options > Settings > Plugins).

Start typing to invoke Dial or Start view. This view searches
through available applications to start or contacts to dial.
If no applications or contacts meet search criteria,
it simultaneously suggests you to dial corresponding number.

Applications
Applications view allows you to launch quickly 12 (3*4)
favorite applications. You can replace, move and delete
corresponding Shortcuts trough Option > Shortcuts submenu.

Contacts
Contacts view allows you to work with (call, send SMS) 12 (3*4)
favorite contacts. You can replace, move and delete corresponding
Shortcuts trough Option > Shortcuts submenu.

Note:
If no Plugins are available after installation, please reboot your phone.

Weather Plugin can be installed only with Handy Weather v.6 or higher,
which is not ready for BETA now. You’ll be able to use
weather plugin after Handy Shell and Handy Weather v.6 are released.

[3rd]We-Fi v1.1 Wi-Fi Scanner and Manager

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WeFi is a free Wi-Fi Scanner and Manager for Nokia S60 devices.
It allows you to scan for wireless network in your area from
your mobile device and automatically connect to the best one.

Key Features:
1.Verified internet acess
2.Automatic connection to the best spot
3.Comprehensive backend system that uses Wi-Fi data gathered
by the entire community
4.Contant checks of your surroundings to provide you
the best Wi-Fi on demand
5.Better display and management for the spots around you
6.Disconnect GPRS upon successful Wi-Fi connection.
7.Launch favourite application upon successful
Wi-Fi internet connection

It's all about Wi-Fi
If you're tired of clicking around trying different Wi-Fi
connections to find one that works - You want WeFi.

[3rd]Psiloc GSync v1.22 - Gmail/message Sync tool

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Psiloc GSync allows you to automatically archive all of your SMS
and MMS messages on the Gmail™ account. The SMS/MMS messages
appear as e-mails, are marked as read and labelled as SMS/MMS.
Messages exchanged with the same people are grouped into threads.
You can configure how often the messages are archived.

Warning:The maximum amount of synchronised messages allowed
by Gmail is 200 per twenty four hours. If you go over the limit of 200,
you will have to wait 24 hours to be able to sync new messages.

[Java]Gmail v1.5.0.1193 Big Icon Mod- Google Mail on mobile phone


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Gmail for mobile devices is fast and easy to use, with the same
functions and look and feel as Gmail on the web. Once installed
on your mobile device, you're just a click or two away from the
messages in your Gmail inbox.

PhonePhrek.Software.SmartLight.v1.20

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Tired of the display backlight going out when you are looking at the screen - e.g. while thinking about the right word for an sms? Wouldn't it be nice if your phone knew when you needed the light and when not? SmartLight does just that: Once you have opened an application, the backlight stays on - until you close or hide the application, switching the light off automatically.



Once started, SmartLight runs as a background application. It can be accessed through the list of open applications (hold down the Menu key). With SmartLight running, the backlight stays on as long as the menu or an application window is in the foreground. The backlight goes out as normal (i.e. after the period selected in Phone Settings) once the user returns to the idle screen. The light also goes out as normal after receiving or making a call, and after the phone displaying system notifications (about new messages etc).

I do not understand what you mean man

I charge according to the phone model  u can as well confirm from dragnet 

I fear

hmmm a poem for my lover -