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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 5:03pm On Nov 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:
what bars did you drop,you mean those trash? OK continue
You should be ashamed of yourself, Whiz10 has been killing you with just 2-2 bars ,weak kid like you couldn't grace him with something hot,my last verse against you left your brain fidgety. cheesy

You should hide your head in shame,weakling,you have the guts to act a 'critic' to those who spent effort in scripting bars,when you yourself have no basics in textceeing,you should be kicked out of this section for slowing and stalling things down with your inconsequential bickering.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 4:52pm On Nov 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Noise! Noise!! Noise!!, How can a single human contain so much Noise!!!
I'm bringing you here idio.t cus Bias Drisklef won't see how you are the one who keeps ruining ffr and luring others to do the same,though there's an explanation due to him having selective amnesia when it comes to your rubbish.

I do the talk and drop the bars,you just keep yapping and yapping and yapping and giving excuses for your weakness in textrapping.

And Drisklef had the guts to use "MrKang" and co in addressing derailershuh Gosh, Drisklef just lost every itsy bit of dignity he might have had from that statement.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 4:32pm On Nov 26, 2016
blessedmarshal:
Got couple of E test to handle, plus Small dint accept na, I want to battle a nigga.
I thought Tallysmallz accepted huh Tallysmallz you better accept or angry ...

But if you need a pusssy nigga to demolish,I present to you Hydrog3n,though there's a high probability he would chicken out of the battle..

I was highly impressed by your verse against Paayne,and it was a bummer you didn't scale through, but still I really wanna see more of you..
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 4:27pm On Nov 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Rubbish
weakling,wasting hours in typing a bland essay for just ol MrKang. Haha.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 4:21pm On Nov 26, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Smh. You really should change your sobriquet to 'Sisi kang'. You sound more like it.

How is hydrogen the only one you've posted kiddish talks with so far on FFR?
Adanna86 was on your trail as well!

I should not be seen exchanging biffs with ya, son. Not with those lame lines i see you dissing a female with. It's preposterous.

When you're taking shots at an opponent, you should be aiming for the jugular and not those parental diss you both and doing like nursery school kids.

I especially mentioned you and left out the others because i expected more from you. You can fight or have variant positions but do that in the right thread, simple.
you 'especially mentioned me', thanks for admitting your Bias, that's so revealing.
you're a disgrace

I really shouldn't do this but let me just,so as to help your selective amnesia.

For the case of Adanna and the 'Parental Diss' you so hate ,she was the one who came at me first from an 'harmless joke' and 'Insulted MY MOM' right out,but you didn't see that, cus your bias is stinking through your brain undecided ,I never went beyond the line even when she kept on going ,I just kept repeating a sarcastic post.

And also you didn't see when she started acting crazy and how I chose to be matured about it and let her rant on to kill off her steam,no you didn't see that,cus the name MrKang gives you a type of feeling,that of a pussssy I might say.

You see how bias you are? You keep trying to pin it all against me,, the villain,the big Bad MrKang. Lol

You disgust me kid,its a shame.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 4:11pm On Nov 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:
first of, being disrespectful get you no where,know when to draw the line
...
Pot calling kettle black,I guess your assault on Jerrythafinisher was respectful right? I'm dishing to you what you do to others.
Hydrog3n:

Go check my old rap,when I was learning the script,you will see that I usually make use of // , || ,\\ ¶¶ to denote the end and start of my rhyme and also I used bolded letters to indicate a hidden message, and technicality,just like what most are doing, but after sometime I evolved..
.I began to see that any rapper that has to indicate,high light that he just used a metaphor or there's a hidden message or end of a rhyme, is not rapping for the mass but for other rappers
As a rapper your rap must be clear and vivid,when you start to explain your script know that you've lost it.
Also,when you read my rap you see a lot of punctuations such as !! ,, ------- ?? those help to control the speed and initiates the mood of the writer to the readers , but using bolded,slant //. Kills the flow for your reader ,they pause and try to figure out why you shaded some parts,it's like saying one part is important than other
Texcee unlike Emcee has so many limitations,like impersonating ,sing rapping ,word twisting won't work,using big grammar,which may be difficult to pronounce for some,e.t.c.....
Bullshiit excuses, this makes no single sense ,you're trying too hard to sound smart,and you're failing woefully in that.
Did you read your verse I quoted? You did way worse than what you were accusing Jerrythafinisher of doing.
The rest of your above jargons is myopic proving you have no idea how Text rap works.
You shouldn't be here at all.
Hydrog3n:

it aren't laziness just occupied, I love rap,I know its weird for a nigga to say but rap my first love,when I can reply I reply after all am still here
I don't know if your from this county or you getting it easy,but times are hard,theres school to be taken care off,one got work ,while still pursing his dream and education
Yet you had time to compose your life story here with this unnecessary essay huh , the time you wasted in doing this you could have channeled that time into scripting something for this ffr. You think we emcees here don't have a life or responsibilities? And we have all the time in the world so we do what we do?

You say I'm having it easy that's why I'm able to script? haha lol, that means you seriously aren't good at this textrapping,it is something you just flow with.
Let me shock you,for each ofmy battles in the tourney whenever I see the fixtures,I just take my time and script for my opponent immediately and just keep the verse and wait for the D day(I did the same for you,deepthoughts, and now paayne ),prior to the D day I go on with my normal activities. I mean scripting doesn't take more than 30mins if you know what you're doing.
Hydrog3n:

Am not killing any vibe,just that ,the only thing one can get here is improvement,getting better and better and that consumes time.
Ever wonder why Warriblood once in a while type sneeze , Dj5naira hasn't drop any thing in a while but still come to compliment others, Elymaximus DarkRebel, jigsawkiller ,Limerick,Giyazz ,mikuz , as for AirMark it seemed he has hang his boot.
That because the real hustle is out there ,check Ibime one of the greatest ,if its by that he should be the most popular rapper by now,let's face it,under ground rappers always better than mainstream rappers
Last time Limerick was in a competition where he's to ft Young6 ,Giyazz released another single ,some months back Jerez or Navas released his mix tape , you might not know Gladys she came to the chat room advertising some sort of business
This is just to tell you this rap section is bigger than you think, most of the monikers you see now are newbies

Now about your Gragra mine was worst when I first came here , I diss every body ,battle everybody yes even the mods ,a lot of my post got deleted, Airmark had to ban me about 7 times ,now you know why I keep bashing his name all the time
But for some reason am still here,should I say this place like a global home,Google 2line diss rap or rap battle on Google search naira land will be the first to show up.
I just hope after all this hyper activeness you don't vanish into thine air like the rest,Cos there were really some interesting trouble some guys like Kazna69 and paulthor they where pain in the ass ,it will take some time to forget those name ,especially Paul Thor who seemed to come pour his frustration in rap battle any time his having marital problems
I don't even know why am telling you this any more,I wonder why,may be ,because.....
Oh my lawd,I hope you haven't built any emotional attachment towards me? Cus I seriously don't understand the need of the history lesson above.

Which is really a waste of time,you know why?
Let me enlighten you, do I really act or script like someone who's new to this section? undecided
I've been on NL way before you got yourself inclined with the Internet.

So your tactics of trying to act 'all knowing' in this section to try to son me is really not clever,considering I know more about the names you mentioned than you do,you know why? Cus for most of them I've been here before them.

So dude get over yourself and wisen up.

And also if you plan on replying(which I don't see the need) do it at the chat thread
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 3:38pm On Nov 26, 2016
You can see the novel Hydrog3n typed in the FFR,but mr bias Drisklef won't ,,and when I engage Hydrog3n Mr Bias would come here having selective amnesia for the anchor and use "MrKang and co" . Lol,I hope y'all can see through the bullshiit in Drisklef?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 3:25pm On Nov 26, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Guy you dey yarn apata.

I simply made a very friendly and subtle admonishion of which any sane mind would easily discern & see reasons to abide by. For how long do you want to be throwing banters at each other in the wrong thread, even when you have a chatroom to do so?

Let's all be responsible na, shior.

I used 'co' because i don't remember the other peoples' moniker. Your partners in derailment, that is.

So i nor bais anything.
Dude you dey yarn dust.

You were clearly biased,now you have selective amnesia abi? even when for a fact you know the architect of the 'derailment' is that weakling Hydrog3n. Which other people? Isn't Hydrog3n at the center of it all?

Which one is for how long will you be throwing banters at each other? When you saw me choose not to engage him in that and scripted a verse
for him hoping to shake things up.
Now you want to preach something to me I'm already preaching to others?

You know I'm an advocate in regards to posting bars in the ffr thread,Hydrog3n kept on yapping like a prepubescent girl without dropping any single bars, even attacking peeps like Jerrythafinisher who did, I had to step in to caution him that he's killing the thread,that he should pass his rage through rap verses. But nooooo the all bias Drisklef didn't see that and so tried turning me into the 'Villain'. huh Lol "MrKang" and co grin


You're sick bro,its peeps like you that kill this section ..
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 2:01pm On Nov 26, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Huh? You'd rather i call ya Kangaroo ba? grin Please what bias are you talking about.
You're seriously asking me that shocked ,try not bring yourself so low na. Check the definition of 'bias' and you'll know what I'm talking about.
Though Logic says you're feigning ignorance.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 1:45pm On Nov 26, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Mrkang and co, please desist from your derailment on FFR. Let's try and keep it sacred by following the simple rule of not chating on the FFR thread.

Bring your chit-chats here or tailor your grudges into rhymes and drop it there. Cos that's the tradition on here.
Thank you so.
Goodmorning guys! cool

Cc Airmark
"MrKang" and co,really? You just couldn't hide your bias could you? Smh
FamilyRe: 4 Lessons I Learned From My Abusive Father About Forgiveness by MrKang: 8:12am On Nov 26, 2016
justkool:
.All very,?
Don't know where you're getting at but YES .
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 8:03am On Nov 26, 2016
Btw,where the hell is Tallysmallz and Blessedmarshal undecided
You ladies agreed on a battle huh? Why not come here and start throwing shots . . .
Y'all know,girl fights are the best cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 7:57am On Nov 26, 2016
Hydrog3n:

Of course they aren't for "r3tards",no sane man would agree that Noob and dude rhyme's,except you thesame man
shut up you stupidd charlatan. You have the guts to undermine the efforts of an emcee,when your rhymes in the rubbish below kept on falling off faster than your Bald head . .


Hydrog3n:
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You lost against kinetic,1--2
--3, it ended so quick like wrestling,so you see?? ,you can't battle chemistry,nor Hydrog3n
Since i got time to kill,
I've been on a killing spree,like missionaries,am spreading Bullet-in , An escape is inevitable like hell,Am every where,..,..,like M-T-N .Not save in any Embassies, Even Christ knows, am your Rhapsody of Realities
Go on pastor,preach pastor,tell them pastor,when I rap,scream that loud,Who did that,, Hydrogen O-----My----God
If not ,Whiz disrespect,will respell his name ,like in spelling bee,cos if he Honey,he won't Dear to catch ma Beef
Locate where he reside,
make his death look like a suicide,Scorpions,ant,termite, make him eat that, open his mouth ,put some insect inside,cos all I need to kill Whiz is insecticide
Been killing thugs, i never rest, i never tire, been spinning deck,faster than the rest, and a tire,running from me means,you gone die exhausted ,and tired
Whiz an expensive joke,no ones buying ,his rap is a joke, no ones laughing
He wack,like the fûcker Mr Fâg,sorry, Mr Kang, He's degrading rap is an Apology not worth accepting
Your rhymes had no beginning nor end,it just kept going like a bland essay.

Weakling,Whiz10 has been killing you with just 2 bars ever since ,when will you grace him a hot dope rebuttal verse like myself,Drisklef ,Redjohn2 , Jerrythafinisher ,fluxmind etc has been doing? Huh? You Lazy a$$ .

Its peeps like you that kill the vibe of this section. Smh
FamilyRe: 4 Lessons I Learned From My Abusive Father About Forgiveness by MrKang: 7:44am On Nov 26, 2016
mysteriouxx:
Seriously?
Ya I'm damn serious,a strict but necessary rule that keeps you from being hurt by those closer to you.
If the person has been compromised,then that's it . . .
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2016
jerrythafinisher:
I notice that babe's after you, give her all she wants. d!ck, cUm .... Watever
You have no idea bro,how I wish I could paste the screenshots of our e-mail chats here(wouldn't wanna infringe on the right of privacy) its hilarious grin ,ya she went as far as bombarding my e-mail through pm passing out her frustrations ,I even started acting as a therapist cus I could tell she has serious issues and also she admitted she was on her period then though,like I knew. . .

Also I did propose we kiss and make-up,,you know make-up sex is the bomb cheesy maybe the D could wire her brain back to normal ,well that was a bad idea cus she went bananas after that proposal grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:37pm On Nov 25, 2016
JigsawKillah:
Adanna86
next time you bring your quarrels to a battle thread, I'll set airmark on your case


thank you
Nice one bro.
Though she's currently facing a ban for her previous shenanigans.
Christianity EtcRe: Investigation Of Hardmirror's Claims In "Pastor To Atheist" Threads by MrKang: 8:00pm On Nov 25, 2016
HardMirror:
I knew it. He is trying to draw attention to himself now. You love being in the spot light don't you? Lol
Why didn't you continue on this thread. No, you aint satisfied, you need your own thread so badly. Even tho you contributed nothing to the investigation, yet it has to be about you. Enjoy o.
Hey shut up,your diversion tactics are lame undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Investigation Of Hardmirror's Claims In "Pastor To Atheist" Threads by MrKang: 7:21am On Nov 25, 2016
Urgh, this thread is the worst. . .
FamilyRe: 4 Lessons I Learned From My Abusive Father About Forgiveness by MrKang: 5:57am On Nov 25, 2016
Naaaah

RomanceRe: Do You Like My Profile Photo? by MrKang: 5:22am On Nov 25, 2016
Rally around people I just found the Mother Of Gollum cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 4:47am On Nov 25, 2016
DRISKLEF:
Shiit mehnn

I've been REAL CONSIDERATE on ya'all and yet THIS CUM WONT TAKE my silence for a tupence no matter how IN ORDINATE/

got so many vices and you aint one, so nigga steer clear like A STUNNING GAZE!/

gunning stage....his body ridden/
my gut is mean, gee/ got so many firearms and this mil's for kang cos he poorly feeding/

give the hommie beatings/ and his jaw is bleeding/

know i sleep well reason for my natural stretch/ but chill bro, we know you'll slip well when a shot gives ya a terminal bend/
There's no excape, even if the tinny man fled/ leave the nanny hag dead..
Arms to your chest like how we recite the national pledge!/

So now what you gon say?/ stupid shiitz like i lost to payne?/ or how i used a story verse against him like am boogey's homemade?/ all those crap? Its not working bro/
Dris be a gunning
pro....

You'll get sonned in loads/ Fill 'clips in your dome' like shooting a home video!/

take this note....
I overestimated Jerry and ate him whole/

broke his bone/
and i demanded outta the tourney cos i done all i need/
had no interest in my last battle, for real/ and i let ya'all win/
cos the noobs tittle aint shiit to me!/

dear kang, this shot is for yours, truely/
you get ropped in a pole like a club nudist/
and since you don push me.....
This 'chase, ties' MK hoe like some Abiola pundits/!
Should I really take this serious? I mean this comes '6 days' after my initial verse was posted. Obviously you got more free time now being knocked outta the tourney and all. smiley
In your verse all I see is excuses for losing to Paayne,shouldn't it had been directed to him at least to get some dignity back?

Even after your initial gra gra you still lost to Paayne,you fucck up sha, well we shall see after the tourney.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang:
Smh,hey y'all I know there's no honour in kicking a man while he's down ,,,,,,but damn its so much fun cheesy

Leggo. . .

Yo. . .

I'm the badder man | showed this bastard warn | a glimpse of armageddon | how he and his family all shout and burn | cus his raps don't appeal to us we have the wactard shun |His rap verse weak like his father sperm, that explains why hydrog3n was the faster one |

Hydrog3n is dumb ,that's right ma'am | I need to pass it across ,who will be the best man? | showed Towncrier007 'H' I.Q number ohhhhhhh how the thing vex am | Towncrier went to the streets with his gong ,his words cus harms | he be shouting

"hydrog3n no gree go primary school"... "he no gree go primary school" .

'No promotion' ..choi should we blame Satans? |

That's cus FOR 25YEARS Hydrog3n's Been Failing his KG 3 EXAMS | cheesy cheesy cheesy

This fuckin Hobo | will not be able | to prevent his familly from MrKang's wrath N all the squabble | I attacked his siblings left the imniotics crippled | Left his father hanged by the electric cable | kept on stabbing his mom pusssy even as her Menses sprinkled | but MrKang literal Motherfocka wasn't frickled | I proceeded to piling the corpses on top of the MENSES RUINED FURNITURE,,which wasn't really stable | though I didn't mind I still threw 'HYDROG3N in his rightful place' . . .on top The PERIODIC Table | grin

Smiling with me? I'll be stabbing this smug | ugly old mutt,eyes like a stinking fat bug | a disgrace to this section,,,the vets decided "We should poison that frog" | no qualms MrKang will do the job,cus my verses 'pack venom' llike a Poison Dart Frog |

Remember the Tourney? undecided

Our battle was suppose to be rocking | but he "Quitted On This HULK" like EDWARD NORTON | I came with brimstones this Bastard brought nothing | in midst of the hurting | it wasn't shocking | when we asked a Neurosurgeon| who told us this DULLard brain was made of Cotton |

Everyone don't mind the spillings of all his bluffing | I'm here to hammer Hydrog3n ,leaving the final nail in his coffin |

Fear MrKang smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 1:58pm On Nov 24, 2016
Towncrier007:
bros shout up that guy don finish u, u wen no gree go primary school grin
LOL grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 1:57pm On Nov 24, 2016
Hydrog3n:
You're a stupid and disrespectful Pig is it because am smiling with you,now you think we are mate,Is it because I gave you too much attention Never ever quote or mention me in your life.. what manner of nonsense is this
You're an idiott who should be flogged to death. You disrespected me by ducking out of our battle in the tourney,you made me wasted time scripting.
Which attention did you give me? undecided from the no-show you pulled? Keep on smiling with me through the visual screen undecided lunatic

Get off your High Horse,you conjugated imbe.cile, cry cry pusssy,the time you wasted in typing out the above you should have put the rage in a rap verse and drop it here,maybe it might be a tid-bit dope.
You don't deserve to be in this section,you deserve to be in the dimension of weaklings. Truth hurts idiott angry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 6:27am On Nov 24, 2016
Hydrog3n:
@ Mr Kang ,why don't we stop the chit chat,and go for that battle as planned
You're crazy and a weakling and you're myopic, which chit-chat? undecided This is flow for rank,I just dissed you, a sane emcee would reply with bars.

I'm testing your lyrical prowess,the crap you wrote up there is giving me a rethink about battling you,was hoping your next verse changes my mind.

P.S- Nothing remain changed till after the tourney
GamingRe: Only GTA Fans Knows Whats Gonna Happen To Dis Car (pic) by MrKang: 3:41pm On Nov 23, 2016
You jack that silver shiit on the right. cheesy

Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 7:12pm On Nov 22, 2016
Let's go. cool .

We all know you miss tha king | I'm here welcome Mr Kang | who's here to hang | hydrog3n and all tha Faggg | when I place my fang | on your neck sucking your wealth off tha bank | but I don't need your thank | I hate your junk | I'm to beat you with ah plank | ya I air my evil thoughts here that's why I flow for rank |.

Fucck all tha stans | who own tha stans? | who understands? | what's left than to put them in ah pan | even the biitches who CROP their pic looking like ah man | ask Adanna86 who dared me now she's locked in her BAN |

Here's the genie | explaining tha meaning | of tha bars I'm penning | getting all the women | can no one defeat me? | some nigggas may try, Deepthoughts? He could win me | but that was his mistake when Deep thought he could win me |

He brought his duds | but was dead from words | penned by Gods | see Deep response | He came with his best weapons | see the lenght of swords | ol MrKang came with just AMNESIA and still brought an End To Thoughts |

Hydrog3n the bastardd I've not forgot | I will reveal your secret, people start to Jot |

Hydrog3n plans to rule this section with his profanity | he lacks protein,he can't grow in this Vicinity | he claims he eats fine,that big stomach is kwashiokor not obesity | you can't weigh up here,you stinking thin entity | Chemists pls answer,How can Hydrogen be 'abundant in this atmosphere' with such a Low Density? |

I'm a canibal With abokii knives,H Its not funny | to tear you apart with the blades I'm done churning | enter into you feast on your body,ate your guts and the tummy | bystanders the police they be calling | the cops came ,Deep thought I was running | but I stood screaming "I DEY H" body .. the popo left the crime scene thinking I was hungry |

That's right,Packed with TNT,I came with ah bang | before you reply this remember..

Fear MrKang |

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