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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 10:51am On Nov 22, 2016

and I thought I have issues ,lol.

Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 10:39am On Nov 22, 2016

Everyone ignore the simpleton above,she's just a pained ex ,y'all know how it is, pls beg her to move on cheesy

I can never return back to my vomit.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 10:31am On Nov 22, 2016

Everyone I didn't know we bred psychopaths here . Lol,search "MrKang" in your mentions and see the craziness displayed by Adanna86 grin

. Funny as hell that a supposedly 'grown up' has enough spare time to go around NL stalking my every post to pass out her frustrations. Hahaha
White Hag,I WASN'T THE ONE WHO KILLED YOUR MOM ,your disappointments did grin

I still smoke from her Corpse though cheesy

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 1:31am On Nov 22, 2016

Adanna86:
That funny when it was your mother I used for juju ritual, B*itch was so expired and limp like her son di*ck had to throw that sh*it to the dogs.

Then again, even the Dibia and babalawos wouldn't wanna touch your mums stink toto

see this Nigerian rejectee ,white witch wannabe undecided

Stop disappointing your dead mom. I still smoke from her corpse though.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:06am On Nov 21, 2016

Hydrog3n:
Outstanding!!! Am loving your mouth running

Magnificent!!! in Battle Threads everyone loves your Leg Running undecided

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:43am On Nov 21, 2016

Hydrog3n:
@Bolded you now have a to-do list,eh?

Actually its a To-Kill list which will be revealed after the tourney,by your no-show stunt you've earned a place there.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:38am On Nov 21, 2016

Tallysmallz:
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is that you? cheesy

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 9:54pm On Nov 20, 2016

Jigsawkillah pls tag the Judges

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 9:44pm On Nov 20, 2016

deepthougths:
His name is MrKang... hereafter referred to as Kang and K.. . His initial.. .
KCl... potassium chloride.. . Yeah... kills...
CL.. . Roman figure for 150...
Other shii diggable.. . Let's do this.. .

MrKang's Death Approval

I hit his fam with my boys... Our guns graze his poppa/
His sister's a SLUT... We didn't need to check the under/
Her töto is a STY...put 2 PIGS there... They confessed it's succuor/
the M60 unrobbed his mom... She's a fvckin transgender like Alec Butler/
No títs? We laughed hard... Baby Kang literally grew on ~~böobs and milk~~ Díck and Cúm sha/

I'm scripting THE FALL OF KANG... like G'STROK/
Real talk...

In his last bout... Kang was paired with one FREE RADICAL thing/
But HYDROGEN ran to GUANGZHOU. .. and was aptly called QING/
as a KING with a CASTLE... he deemed Kang unworthy of battling/
All Kang had was a board full of PAWNS... he'd fare well in PAWNBROKING

the fool is short of ideas and hopes I pull a no show/
His post?... No vet can GRASP THE BULL the hõ flow/
Judges fail to attempt... It's a dead struggle at RODEO/
So they all avoid the MAD COW... Kang's an INFECTIVE fool and bozo/

I'm all about growth... I detest every stuntedness/
I will TENACIOUSLY beat Kang... If he should maintain the DOGGEDNESS/
I'm a CIRCUS LION... I kill noobs for FunSake... Call it SAUCINESS/
But the way I SKIN CARE... Vets mistook my SAVEGERY for PERKINESS/

The fool proves worthless... I lead his elimination/
First... SODIUM THIOPENTAL will cause consciousness ejection/
then PANCURONIUM BROMIDE will cause muscle paralysis... And stop his RESPIRATION/
finally... I give K'CL... 150 shots... To end his dissipation/
So you can rightly say... I killed Kang... By LETHAL INJECTION/

Deep...
And I'm out after the lying in state.. .
Yolo

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:27pm On Nov 20, 2016

Hydrog3n:
[color=000099] Apology for the "No Show" I own you a battle ,immediately after the tourney, what say you? [/color]

Of cus you damn owe me a battle,,after the tourney you're the first in line..

But that was a bittch move by pulling a no show though..

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:26pm On Nov 20, 2016

My verse is dropped people ,have a good read cool

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 9:23pm On Nov 20, 2016*

Well fucck it,this animal won't ruin the aura around this battle by not dropping his verse on time.. Smh,well here's mine..
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#His last battle was with a dude named PressPlay411,in that battle Testerfuze called him a 'vet' lol#

Yo..

*Deep dies in this bout from my knife| but there's his wife | who chose to drive| to a 'Bible Believing Church' to save his life | but I've arrived | with cataract to blind the resurrection power, off tha eye | creating an irony that even KUMUYI won't see 'DEEP ALIVE' |

* I'm a wolf while Deep is flocking with his sheep | holding 'Japanese weapons' while I ball in with my jeep | to the housing of the thief | Will I tell? ♪ ADELE ♪ about the plagiarism shouts spoken in his sleep | with the way I twisted my 'Katana blades' in his body,having them ♪♫♪♫ROLLING IN THE DEEP ♪♫♪♫

*Peep my riches feel the rolex | while deep's the poorest | well to be honest | I'm the better man to the pundits | judges Check the verses,they feel MrKang MORE ,No be contest | but Deep verse makes the judges LIGHT HEADED so they be feeling THOUGHT LESS |

*Deep's a bore,we'll say | a party pooper ,we hate | it'was Confirmed by his bae | he's no fun to be with,Okay? | told him "let's go to the park",the nigga said Nay | Check His last battle his 'Dull Personality' even killed 'PLAY' |

*I should slap Testerfuze for not taking precautions | calling Deep a 'Vet'? What rubbish assertion | 3 years here ,yet Deep got nothing to show like he's having abortions | when I and the vets talked about the failures unto this section | the conversation was all about this idi.ot, haha it was a 'Thought' Full Discussion |

Fear MrKang

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:13pm On Nov 20, 2016

Deepthoughts is psyche in the brain,he has the guts to say he give me 5mins to post after him,after he has elapsed the time frame by more than 59mins.. Smh undecided

Dude fuckin post your verse.
Jigsawkillah will such nonsense be tolerated?

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 8:22pm On Nov 20, 2016

deepthougths:
Post bro.. . I'm arranging my bars

You had like 4 days but its now you chose to arrange your bars? Smh,when you're done post and I'll follow

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 8:06pm On Nov 20, 2016

Deepthoughts where the hell are you? undecided

Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 2:50pm On Nov 20, 2016

cummando:
No offense taken. Just steer clear of the whole thing and watch from the sidelines as nairaland produces its first scapegoat from e bully. Thanks

hahahahahahahaha grin

I dare you, 'Cummando' it grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 2:45pm On Nov 20, 2016

DRISKLEF:
Alright Mr Kangaroo...

That's if you go fit to hit Deep hard like person wey sabi fvck.

mehn I go too Drill Deep like say I dey look for oil .
DRIStretcher I see pain in you, to be specific I see Paayne in the a$$ tongue

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Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 2:09pm On Nov 20, 2016

Karleb:
No offense to the abusee and abuser but if you could channel this your on-the-go creativity into something else, Nigeria could become a better place.

Lol,my creativity is already thriving in making Nigeria better,we are getting there soon.

I'm just having fun here at the expense of CUMMANDO folly,he clearly has issues.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 12:22pm On Nov 20, 2016

DRISKLEF:
LOL. baba I hail!

I hail you too stretcher,just try defeat paayne,make I teach you lesson for this tourney tongue

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 12:21pm On Nov 20, 2016

Tallysmallz:
Your last warning; I didn't loose that match.. them do ojoro, ask mashal.

let's be realistic jor,your ideas were pretty decent but the execution was sloppy,and it could have won the average joe but not Pundad whose bars clearly eclipsed yours.
So my dear no ojoro dey tongue

, don't give up on rapping sha,that's how it is..

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 10:17am On Nov 20, 2016

Tallysmallz:
Check your mail. :p

What's up? Ever since you got rapedd by 'dad' in your last battle you've been awol? undecided

why's that? I heard Human Right Activists took up your case,stating the molestation was too bad...

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:57am On Nov 20, 2016

DRISKLEF:
Mrkang just shut your mouth jawe.
shey I stretch pass jerrythafinisher ni..

silence you bonobo .
Using that count of words site elymaxiimus gave,your verse had 379 words compared to Jerry's which had 326 ,dispute that na huh

DRISTRETCHER grin

Phones › Re: Hilarious Photo Showing The War Between Samsung And Apple Users by MrKang: 6:48am On Nov 20, 2016

This is way funnier grin

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Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Rapacme Vs Kineticist ***|/// by MrKang: 6:02am On Nov 20, 2016

Hydrog3n:
One was battling, while one was rapping

coward,why aren't you banned yet undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh With Me Joor by MrKang: 12:08am On Nov 20, 2016

bobbymartinz:
. Well...this was fun..nd yeah its actually night time..so normally d sun isn't supposed 2 be shining...jussssttt saying

Yes Mr. Literal ,that was what I meant undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh With Me Joor by MrKang: 12:06am On Nov 20, 2016

bobbymartinz:
. I actually meant sarcasm there ..with an S..typo

You think I got time for Nit-Picking like you? undecided

Karma is a biitch ain't it...

Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 12:03am On Nov 20, 2016

cummando:
I have spoken..
Laugh while u can...scapegoat.

Hahahahahahahahaha grin

the hopeless goat is tired?
Next time you'll watch who you pick a fight with online,not everyone tolerate idio.ts like you .

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Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh With Me Joor by MrKang: 12:00am On Nov 20, 2016

bobbymartinz:
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Take the "SARCASM" and shove it where the sun don't shine,oh and by that I mean your Home not your a$$ .

Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 11:55pm On Nov 19, 2016

cummando:
At least I have a father...sincerely....jokes apart do you?
Because the way I see it u are a collection of confused DNA from worthless individuals Ur mother cheerfully opened her miserable thing she called a hole for drunks and madmen to feast on. Cry baby. And see that poo u just wrote about me? it will begin to happen to all Ur potential bastards from this moment I speak and if already here...they will be recalled. mark the time and date. U will learn not to talk to just anybody here just cos u were given mb. I have spoken. rant on

Rant on? Aren't you the Idi.ot who just ranted? undecided

You hopeless bastardd,, I don't blame you I blame your stupiddd parents for not using birth control.

You should have been exchanged for a tea spoon of garri ,at least that might worth your parents something,instead of this good for nothing failure of a son they have with the name CUMMANDO. Lol how ironic your name is,cus it perfectly sums up your conception ,when your dad was sex-starved the only wh0re who agreed for him was your mom and she was like "Come And Do",that was how you were birthed,and being the illiterates they are,they gave you the name to remember their mistake "CUMMANDO" grin

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Education › Re: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 11:41pm On Nov 19, 2016

cummando:
we got a fighter here people..... abeg shey I call u for my Mata? Na thunder go fire that your hand wey u take reply me. Abi as I use my mb write rubbish I put your name join.... U dey ask Ur papa I'm age. Ogun go use Ur blood drink gari this night. Animal

Your father is an idi.ot for carrying out an ejaculation in the wh0re you call a mom,you should have been jerked off in the toilet.
And your Mom is a bigger animal for not aborting you when she had a chance, now due to her mistake we have an idi.ot of a human being like you roaming the street. Bastardd

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Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh With Me Joor by MrKang: 11:37pm On Nov 19, 2016

bobbymartinz:
. Look who's talking..."More bad"...u should have used "badder"...duhh

Was I talking? undecided

See this Illiterate, 'Worse' is a substitute for 'More Bad' ,so indirectly my statement could be taken as "I don't know which is more worse"

'Badder' is not used for figurative terms. Go get yourself educated idi.ot .

And you should have used "YOU" . Illiterate

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 11:20pm On Nov 19, 2016

Adanna86:
You dey speak okpas 4 here I gon woze u finish, if I smoke from kush you smoke from yo mum a$$ crack

Simple question undecided

where do you get your inspiration from? well I smoke from your mom dead corpse grin

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