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Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by MrKang:
NOTE: # he was caught biting some lines,as expected he feigned ignorance#
ZachHugo:
Never knew the coog dropped something similar.....
EXTERMINATION OF ZACH THE UNORIGINAL

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*In this Stratosphere ,I'm this Bozo slayer | left 3 clips in his mum but still "Owe 3" bullets for this Homo player | the UV bullets passedd thru Zach ,that's the work of these loco sprayers | they left Zach 'Dieing slowly from earth' . . . The idiott be looking like the 'OZONE Layer' |
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*I'm aiming for his Limbs ,amputation's the best | Ripped his hands out,now I'm off to the next | left his femur 'cracked up' ,while I'm making a Jest | the sword goes through his knees, damn his pleading or begs | c'mon Zach . . . don't take the pain & bleeding serious . . .I'm just 'Pulling Your Legs' |
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*Zach's a big loser, in a failed hero shape | who fuccks bed-mattreses and results to Pillow rapes|,cus his sex-advances are lame , no girl mind this idiott ape | If you ever hear girls give 'Zach Org.y'? . .. Just know they passing around that Nollywood actor video tape |
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*when rating dope rappers,who doesn't drop trash | His leader ,the 'Alpha Bets' that 'Z always come last' | that's why I killed Zach family of 10,it hasn't long passed | how I had 3 karate chopped, dieing from this don hands | and left the remaining "7 Squared" . . .while I went "FOR-THE-NINE" . . . Unleashing Gun blasts |
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*Zach sucked coog,got christened a Vampire | stole unoriginal lines,boys bring this thief tha round tire | along with fuel,place this bastard On fire| jungle justice must prevail,cus this rap Thief don't grow tired | Zach 'Bit Bars' so much . . His Wisdom Tooth vexed,quit and became a Town Crier |
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*Zach's a poor bastardd,who hasn't been making hay | tried getting the Green ,but his sex-tape didn't really pay | Anambra video team rejected it, they told the monkey nay | cash don't flow through Zach, no matter how the olé pray | If you ever hear a " Green go through this pussy " ? . . .just know he's playing the male version . . . of Chidinma Okeke |


Fear Mrkang
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by MrKang: 6:36pm On Dec 07, 2016
ZachHugo:
checks.... MrKang shall we post now that I'm available?
We can post now,post and I'll follow up.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 12:48pm On Dec 07, 2016
ZachHugo shouldn't our verses be dropped now? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 11:41am On Dec 07, 2016
Jigsawkillah pls edit the thread,some errors were made,like for the number of bars and deadline.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016 Finals: MrKang is Champion!!!!!***|/// by MrKang: 11:39am On Dec 07, 2016
Check.


Fake niggas must die


Fear MrKang.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 11:25am On Dec 07, 2016
JigsawKillah:
sorry guys. I couldn't make it. right away! hope y'all ready?
I know I'm ready.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:35pm On Dec 06, 2016
ZachHugo:
OK, whatever you say bitcch!! am going to bed now, when I come online tomorrow and spot the thread, I'll post my verse.
Have a Horrible Night filled with Nightmares that'll give you Sleepless nights... you've been saved today by Jigs and the other coordinators that didn't create your death thread!!!
tomorrow, you shall Rest in Peace!!!!
hahahaha grin ,it will be a shame if you present something lackluster after all this running of your Diarrhoea filled mouth.

Lol,see the crap you typed above. . .

Emotional pusssy.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:17pm On Dec 06, 2016
ZachHugo:
Fluxmind and MrKang... one of you bbitches should create the thread already, Jigs ain't gonna show up tonight, pls do the needful, so we can't get this done with... when he shows up he'll tag judges.
You're the only biitch here,unoriginal bastardd.

Don't be in a hurry to die, only Jig and the other organizers are permitted to create the threads,whenever he comes online ,it will be created.
Calm your faggg a$$ down and wait
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:06pm On Dec 06, 2016
fluxmind:
If you don't finish him, I will.
Lol,I will so break his soul down,when I'm done with him,I'll pass his deflated corpse to you ,to carry out your own fair share of a$$whooping on the faggggot.

No qualms about that,sharing is Golden.
His doomsday is here..
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 7:57pm On Dec 06, 2016
Jigsawkillah pls the finals thread should be set up,the deadline is fast approaching.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 7:54pm On Dec 06, 2016
Hehehe,this kid just lost the mutual respect I had for him being a finalist.
I pray you continue to cry like this after the battle, unoriginal schmuck.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:02pm On Dec 06, 2016
Paayne:
...nd it better worth duh hype.
Its gonna be .
Nigga what's up? Why have you been awol from this section? I expected you to be dropping some bars,you know keeping us entertained. smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 6:55pm On Dec 06, 2016
whiz10:
Lol. Major respect to yhu both for reaching the grand finale.
Abouh Zac biting accusation, i don't think he actually bit that bar. Moreover, the set up was even different with that which yhu quoted.
I quoted the above, simply because i also used the stomach-ulcer play in my battle against kine. Those are English words bro the dictionary ain't limited to coog alone.
Meanwhile, were the fuçk is hydrogen? undecided Hope that savage of a guy called saw didn't end the poor boy career.
Hope yhu guys don't pogbadise the final.

I'll need the head of whoever comes out champion #Nohomo. grin
Lol, I don't think you grasp the concept of a play,you did 'all sir' I think, I didn't attempt any wordplay there,the focus wasn't the stomach but rather the word at the end,now to explain ,H.Pylori are microbes that causes Ulcer.
What you did and what I did are miles apart.

Now for zach,just search "The-Bait"/debate you'll see so many versions,hence generic,but he took the similarity of coog and re-worded it.

The final is gonna be glorious cool

If I come out on top,I'll really like to battle you for real,your verse against kinetic was packed with Heavy contents,showing your head is in the game,and with the 2-2 bars you've been using to kill Hydrogen grin ,shows you've really taken heed to the advice the judges gave you.

Your potential is strong smiley
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 3:05pm On Dec 06, 2016
ZachHugo:
Never knew the coog dropped something similar.....
stupid kid I didn't run outta bars, your verse was just too wack, to be Replied.....
Hahaha grin ,nice excuse.

I was thinking of just making your death quick in this final,but for this attitude? I shall make it hurt really really really bad.

Unoriginal wacktard, don't bother dropping,save your wacks for the final,it shall make it easier for me. Kid cheesy
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 2:46pm On Dec 06, 2016
ZachHugo:
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Lol,so you're an emotional pussy?
My guy has run out of bars to drop , grin GENERIC WACK BITER .

Coogar

I throw these hooks like Simon Peter &
shake the lake/That makes you a fish in school, no wonder
you take debate
ZachHugo:
./ if this small "Fish" casts a blow that shakes//......he'd get " caught" in a "confusing discussion", once he "swallows the-bait" !!!// (Debate)..

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Unoriginal Wacktard,lazy wack who couldn't reply with bars. Ya its better to save it for the final,it'll make your unoriginality easier to kill . grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 10:48am On Dec 06, 2016
ZachHugo:
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k is too shallow and fake// this stupid bittch wallows in hate// if this small "Fish" casts a blow that shakes//......he'd get " caught" in a "confusing discussion", once he "swallows the-bait" !!!// (Debate)..
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the shots fly around, when am swinging mills//.....I'll have my goons kill him quick//...my ice cold blows, left ya freezing still//....its no "dinner", when I rip out your "plate let's" serve your "blood as the "evening meal"!!!//...(Platelets).
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Zach
You's a fool if you think you'll be hurting me | I'll have your mummy killed | my ice flows been designed to have you fuckin chilled |. . .before I let the blocks "BREAK FAST" on your head . . .then have it as the 'Morning meal' |
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Devilish nature hidden,fvck what this silly says| .. When my guns Come out,people are fuckin slain | Zach's a faggggot ,who's fuccked every single day | so if you hear Zach 'come out'? Just know he is really gay|
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Zach's a fake who should face a longing ban |You bit the The-Bait/Debate bar from Coogar. . .I bet you hate me now |for revealing the truth? . . I should cut your fuckin hand|. .you's just a Tokunbo product ,who's never original|
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Zach's gon die on me | when the blows fly on him | will this Hobbit 'Stomach' the courage to escape this five army?|. .how would he? When these punches are "ulcer packed" . . . Helicobacter Pylori |
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Battling you,nothing to gain | you're hexed to lose,don't be ashamed | I might go easy on you,but then you are to be slain | the torture would be glorious,make nigs wondering if this nigga insane| You're bound with 'Curses',so It's only right I 'Subject' you to Pain |
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This hate to be heard | I enjoy your suffering,that's to be said | drinking your tears is my Tea,kang's to be dread | I love you tortured, but won't want your brain to be dead | . . .cus Even FRENCH students know . . . your 'PAIN' is my 'BREAD'|
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Ever wonder why you keep on having no-shows?| why I gave your mom doggy,as she's touching her toes | I kept on hitting the target without using a bow | screened her . . .with the way I kept on 'sliding my balls' in her pussy,it was like I was playing Pokemon Go | . . .


Fear MrKang
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 2:31pm On Dec 05, 2016
suaveman:
Great; can't believe it took do long for me to find this place. how does this work though, is this some kind of competition of dual dwell or what.
Reply a brother please
This is flow for rank,you just drop some freestyles/Diss e.t.c.
Not a competition, just go through the boards of this section to get yourself enlightened.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang:
ZachHugo:
.. . you bring weak rhymes, I bring the multies// fluxmind was acting tough, until my milli shot him// while my goons & I "aced" in all this// you and your "set back" , like you facing difficulties!!!///
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see you tomorrow @ battle ground!!!!
Fucck your hidden tactics | your body is where my gun usage will be fully practiced |let me educate you, I'm an evil bandit |i'll rip you apart,your body won't be "Sent Back" for your foolish antics| fucck your trash bar above,you stupidd tortoise |..nigga its only when I'm shuffling your body parts in a bag, I'll be Facing Difficulties |
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I cull praises,while you hail boos | on a winning run,I race good |no spice in your raps,no taste dude| my Uzi's Hitlers . . .it chase jews| so cower. ..your death's due | Amazing how the bullets gon Grace you | for all the TRASH you speak,my bullets has been designed to WASTE you |
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But I'm not implying anything | just that I'll suspend your soul refining cavity | Leave your body in the air ,Defying Gravity | then rip your chest and let your 'HEART splash the ground ',now that's Defining GRAFFITI|
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MARVEL at this evil god |CAPTAIN AMERICA with a shrivel sword | looking for Zach,whom I've really sworn| to kill,but you won't see this cripple run |cus my 'sniper target' on his head,with bullets the devil bore | . . . this 'Black Man won't escape my VISION' ,he's "James Rhodes in CIVIL WAR" |
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Zach's in the final. . Who brought him? | fucck you pest,I'm stashed with full Mortein | tomorrow's final? I've not forgotten | but just remember One more thing | that Your PLANE of existence "Won't Live To See The Finals", like that Brazilian Football Team| .......(#RIP Chapecoense)


cool You shall be a worthy Opponent Zach..


Fear MrKang.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:14am On Dec 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
That's what happen when a weakling battle a weakling, cos if this the best you can do against me Your done for

By the way your master Jig knows better not to raise his voice against me,you you and you are living under my grace,which is fast running out
wow,You really have no shame,do you?
To give excuses for your cowardice,you had to result to lying? That's a new low,even for you kid.

All you do is yap about,Your hopelessness is showing. Smh
EducationRe: Courses You Should Not Study If You cannot hustle by MrKang:
BiggyB242:
I have friends who graduated from sciences they either doing their master or teaching/lecturing in a school. I graduated 2011 so I know what I'm talking about. Okay, tell me where in Nigeria will a microbiologist work, anatomy still feasible (I know of an anatomy graduate who wrote Ecobank Interview with me back in the days), how many companies employ chemistry/ biology/ mathematics graduates. From my experience I had in job application I have never come across where a company or organization needs a maths/chemistry/biology graduates except schools and university these groups(set of graduates) only gets an opportunity in other sectors only when is stated "we need graduates" irrespective of what you have studied. I put to you 70% of the students now in science (physical and medical science) didn't choose that profession it was due ro admission problem probably did not meet cut off point (high cut off)
stop acting like a dumb kid,you're saying trash based on your intuition not fact,you're not enlightened on the courses yet you're typing with authority,based on what?

Oh based on the failure of the friends you have?

Why don't you do yourself a favour and search for the Job prospects of the above courses you mentioned instead of showing your Ignorance in an open forum.
Just because you can't fathom what a particular course is about doesn't make what you say stand.

Pls get enlightened.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:23am On Dec 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
the blank space above ^^^ indicate the emptiness of Mr kang brain vessel ,after all they make the loudest Noise....
This isn't childish at all grin
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:22am On Dec 03, 2016
Hydrog3n:
Do you want to know what rhyme with MrKang ?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Noise maker this boy can talk, at least we know you a kid,,the lair lair pant on fire shît,,is a nursery rhyme,which all your Wack raps are.
Even Jigsawkillah didn't complain,cos he knows he fault,but you nothing but his dîck sucker.So do us a favour shut up and keep sucking.
Oh my lawd,this Hydrog3n is so dumb,that 1.00794 I.Q number is really showing, Jigsaw didn't complain? Have you checked his last seen huh Of cus he hasn't seen your lies yet.

Wack Raps? grin haha and yet I'm in the Final of the NRBNT with my verses getting accolades from vets? .

Kid the only wack and weakling in this section is you grin grin
EducationRe: Courses You Should Not Study If You cannot hustle by MrKang: 7:41pm On Dec 02, 2016
Lol,can't you all tell the op is an illiterate.

How did he arrive at his conclusion? Did he carry out a survey? Or did he study all those courses in a 'previous life' and resulted to hustling?
So many speculations,but one thing we can all agree is that he pulled this list out of his a$$ .

Dumb fucck.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 6:44pm On Dec 02, 2016
Battle Closed!
MrKang proceeds!
airmark, please ban hydrog3n for not showing up
Hydrog3n:
You spelled my moniker wrong, I.e Hydrogen instead on Hydrog3n and I was there busy, reloading my mention ,till I saw this below

this was the only time you spelled it right,at this point ,it was too late

The only time shocked ,liar liar pants on fire. Just admit your cowardice. Thanks for reminding me of your I.Q number,its really showing in you.
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang:
Jigsawkillah ignore the coward above. He's trying to take us for a fool here.

Is he trying to say he didn't see the NRBNT fixture thread set up by elymax ? undecided even when the fixture was set-up ,the gap b/w the thread set-up and the battle was more than a week. And this coward frequents and roams this section a lot,can we say he didn't see it? He couldn't show up in his own battle thread ,but he could troll other battle threads,ask Whiz10. Now if he could find his way to those threads how come he couldn't locate his battle thread huh And he has been on NL for so long? Don't take the joker seriously.

He's trying to insult your intelligence by saying "You didn't mention his name " ,does he have amnesia? To forget you posted the below,in the NRBNT fixture thread ,with his name correctly spelled ?

JigsawKillah:
all threads will be closed today. if you're yet to post your verse, do so now to prevent a DQ and a ban for no-showing


cc
paayne
tallysmallz
blessedmarshal
pundad
jerrythafinisher
mrkang
drisklef
Lmandela
Hydrog3n
zachHugo
pressplay411
deepthoughts
whiz10
MOSflame
rapacme
kineticist
He didn't even grace the above with a reply,how disrespectful,but he had the chance to troll other battle threads . Smh

He's a very useless thing,don't take him serious.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 10:36pm On Dec 01, 2016
ZachHugo:
King Reggie.......
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Freestyle diss @ Mrkang
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while am banging yo wife// your balling with guys//Am handing him flies// am a wealthy soldier camping with style// your a fat fool downing yo pies// and if this god damned fool, don't die in his fries// I'll make him see "death", when I put sand in yo eyes!!!//
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I had the Mr Running// For he is a weak ass Goblin// no ones scared of you kang... this infants nothing// kang would be found on the road once my clips starts popping// kids walks on kang without fear like a Zebra crossing!!!//
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am holding machetes to slay this biitch// your rhymes don't intrigue us, all your got are lazy scripts// my bars would grab your attention and kill you at ease// while your flows always bends at the bottom like a stupid cray fish!//
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Kang is nothing but a sinister brat// who troubles us with bar threats, like when a prisoner rants// my methods made this villager ran// but if he still proves a "burden" , this kingfisher man?// I will let "hollow" in you, and rip you apart!!//
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y'all know this faggit cocck sucker a butthead// I'll beat this fool from midnight till sunset// I will expose a faggitt bittch for who he is when I burstkang// niggas had them balls between your legs and thighs like a nutmeg!!!!//
In our brawl, you'll end in weeping| from the bars I'm heaping |you've dev been drinking| to think you can win me | but if I get a little as a bit of feeling|. . .I'll stab you to death and bury you in your shallow thinking|
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Its your head I'll blast | for all your rants | about defeating me,you've dev been chanced | fucck your talks about POWERS,I have my gangs| who are laced with gats| to leave a bullet "IN YOU MAN", I hate enhanced |.
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Oh,how your mom's so cheap | I took the leap | to fucck her up,her bun's to keep | dick went it,but pussy's deep | still rammed it till her pussy drips | I vexed and used a whip |she cried out "oooh how can I please tha pi.mp?" | I said "Oral would work fine. you stupid chimp| my dick's on ya face, you gotta use tha lip"| she said "thanks for the ADVICE ,now I get the grip"|.. Zach,don't you get it?. . . your mom gladly took the "TIP" | cheesy
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But not only I have hit her | communities have entered | your mom, who's been keyed into the pussy's meter | recently her pusssy transmissions have all been weaker | cus the experiences has not been glitter | for the Boys on Twitter | who nicknamed her pussy "TRUTH" ,cus 'it is BITTER'|

grin

Fear MrKang.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 8:32pm On Dec 01, 2016
ZachHugo:
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.haha, freestyle diss coming at you, in a bit.
correct guy,you're not lazy after all cheesy.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 8:10pm On Dec 01, 2016
ZachHugo:
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haha win it all? . .trust me boy your dead
Paayne said the same thing,go check how he ended.

Don't worry kid,I shall make your death quick.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 7:43pm On Dec 01, 2016
ZachHugo:
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sure thing!!! planing to whoop you so badt that you won't tie a criteria. hehehehe
Now that's the spirit.

Of cus I won't tie a crit,I'm gonna win it all ,no no-show to save you this time wink
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 4:24pm On Dec 01, 2016
JigsawKillah:
you pulled a no-show yourself! how you're still here blaming others is beyond me.
lol,I'm bewildered also,that dude is funny.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 4:19pm On Dec 01, 2016
JigsawKillah:
Finally!!!!!

it's

MrKang vs Zachhugo

Finals Baby!!!!!



Tuesday, 6th, December 2016!!!!

6 Bars!!!

Bring your best mothèrfuckers!!!! you have all the time in the world!!!



cc elymaxiimus teddybiyasi
And the world comes to an Halt. Ha finals baby cheesy .
ZachHugo let's make it worth their while shall we? Make sure you don't hold back,cus Nigga I won't .
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 1:09pm On Nov 29, 2016
Paayne:
Thumbs up. youv won.
Ya but don't die on us just yet,you tried though,just keep doing what you're doing.

Its just that the spirit of vengeance for what you did to Drisklef and Blessedmarshal came upon me smiley .

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