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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:59pm On Nov 28, 2016

Gbemiie:
Ho ho ho

Hey,my battle with Payne is live,you could go feast your eyes

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 8:27pm On Nov 28, 2016

Paayne:
Shots @ Mr kang.

ALL BARS/LINES DIGGABLE nd SIMPLE.

Who Duh Fvck is Mr Kang? Ah don't know, mayb he z a KANGAROO...
Buh imma Lion in duh Jungle, giving this nigga KANG A ROAR..
Cos he z a Loser nd a Fake, nd I'm so RECKLESS nd CRUEL..
Each shot z constricting the APE, cos he z so FECKLESS in DUELs..
This bout will leave MARKS ON KANG, like we taking DAILY ATTENDANCE IN SCHOOL../

Kang can't 'WIN HERE'? even if we made this a GAME OF BODY PARTS...
Kang is lame, plus he can't even scribble a GODLY VERSE..
And ah feel his pain, cos ah shaved d manes off his BRITTLE nd LUMPY BACK..
Ooops! Ah must have CUT HIS AIR while doing that,
Now kang is a BALD-HEADED gay, nd he looks like his CRIPPLE nd GRUMPY DAD...

Ah swear, I'll kill dis LAD TODAY...
Middle finger down his throat, Bleep wah he HAS TO SAY..
Ma BARS are HARD TO ESCAPE..
Nd kang is more STAN than a FAN of SUCRE..
So if he thinks he z got a PLAN to have me DEBASED,
ah aint talking DSTV TERMS, buh I'll barge in with techs nd we will gladly BOO K...

Buuh kang is welcome to try, he won't be duh first to GO...
Cos his SHOTS ARE WEAK like TODDLERS PLAYING FOOTBALL...
They got no effect on me, the dolt is too slow to know,
Or realise that his life is so fvck'ng STUNTED,
Ts why kang's TOO SLOW TO GROW...

This last Bar will surely MAKE HIS BODY SHAKE...
When I grab my goons, nd INVADE THE DUMMY'S PLACE...
cold-hearted killers, call us ENZYMES the way we BREAKDOWN HIS SOLID GATE..
We fvck him up, nd spill cum on his MUMMY's FACE..
Buh give that a hoe no attention jhoor, as we tryna enforce a NO KANG POLICY here,
Nd have this animal escorted BACK TO THE ZOO in his BLOODY STATE...//

Sh!!
Peace hommie!!!

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 8:26pm On Nov 28, 2016

Yo.

After this bout. . .
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*I'll advertise his death ,it'll be done madly | ran acrosss the world with his corpse like the dude Barry| took him to Americans ,the sight was too gory | kicked his body to Asians,with a good volley | but charity begins at home, so I'm not in a full hurry |
to bring "Paayne To Nigerians" . . . Muhammadu Buhari |

*Paayne's insane, a maniac at best| family docs can't help him,the medics are stressed | dad made a 'Portrait' of his Disappointments ,his father attest | that the 'Painting' was based off tha pest | it was just 'Paayne in the ART' . . Who made his father die of CARDIAC ARREST |

*here's the bars I'm mending | I'm here to maim him | dropped Paayne on the floor,he won't be fending | my fists falling on his face ,but that's not the ending| see the blows & punches MrKang is sending | giving Paayne eyes 'SO MANY VIEWS . . . Leaving his brain on TRENDING |

*Without his consent | My female assassin has not be long sent| to fucck him up, as swords with long length | thrusts into the gay a$$,to make him ORGASM before he takes his last breath| ..now.. y'all wondering ,what don's the torment? | well. .my assassin is Mother Nature ..who's just following her rule ..that 'Paayne CUMs Before Death' |

*now my machine gun's been fastening | unleashing the bullets like its partying | have their 'money gone' ,as its 'spraying' his family| now 'Paayne's feeling pain' ,he died masturbating, which is saddening | that a nigga Uzi brought the 'End To Paayne' . . . .the bullets were laced with ASPIRINs |

Fear MrKang .

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Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 8:05pm On Nov 28, 2016

Paayne ,your deadline is here,come drop your shii while I drop mine.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 6:05pm On Nov 28, 2016

Paayne:
Wah evs mahn. buh someone z gotta die between me nd u.

Nigga that's the deal. Don't worry,you shall be welcomed gracefully in Valhalla.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 4:40pm On Nov 28, 2016

Paayne why are you in a hurry to die?

8pm is close,chill till then. 8pm has been the deal of the tourney, why don't we respect that aii?

Health › Re: The So-called Toilet Infections In Women by MrKang: 3:56pm On Nov 28, 2016

nelszx:
Haha please I'm not bragging but I find this very laughable. For education sake, Staphylococcus aureus on the skin causes small foci of infection (boil) eg Hidradenitis supperativa, furuncle. I believe you browse, check up normal skin flora and if you see Staphylococcus aureus please quote me. It's funny you don't know a boil is a supperative lesion. The only part of the body Staphylococcus aureus is a commensal/contaminant is the nose.

Staphylococcus epidermidis is found on the skin in the penile and labial region and can be distinguished from aureus which I believe you know. Staphylococcus epidermidis is a contaminant but aureus in SFA isn't a contaminant but a strong pathogen e.g in cases of epidydimo-orchitis.

When you attribute Staphylococcus aureus as a normal skin flora and a contaminant in SFA then I query your qualification. You cant differentiate a pathogen from a commensal that's really bad. You have Bsc Microbiology, I have BMLS (Medical Microbiology and Parasitology)

Nice one,I questioned his qualification also when he made mention of Staph aureus as being a micro-flora of the skin,I was like hasn't he heard of Staph Boils huh

I know Staph aureus as being a microflora of the mucosal regions I.e the nose . A microbe on the skin causing abscesses is being classified as a Micro-flora? Lol that guy is funny.

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 4:21pm On Nov 27, 2016

nastynic:
emmmm seriously i don't know ... It kind of came out.

Really? Nothing just comes out of the blue though. It seems you frequent the literature section,you should get what I'm saying.
It was nice in that aspect.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 2:34pm On Nov 27, 2016

nastynic:
LAMENTATION
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-IF I WAS THE DEVIL,
this will be ma lamentations....

I sit on ma throne thinking "what have i done"

damn!

I was once the angel that top the statistics,ma pride, dreams and selfishNess,yeah am egoistic,got me plotting to kick the alpha ballistic.

Out of his throne....
I got chased out of home, yeah am the lord of the 'no flex zone',home of fire and brimstone.tha clinic where we re-structure bones.
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these humans, they keep sinning day by day,walking down death alleyway,i wonder when they will realise Jesus is the way.
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yet any time they are caught, they keep blaming the devil, using the same wack line "it is the work of the devil"..sh*t am angry,i will show u am evil,turn u into a frozen beetle, crack ur bones and show God u re fucking feeble,

*but that is if i had ma way.....
What about this gay?
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you know u can't stand ur act, so you trynna pretend u don't know fact, it's disgusting,stuff ur pr*ck in an ass,gay How do u expect to enjoy it?? U trynna play wise and made the video "corpus christi".
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How i wish i could turn back the hands of time,i would have kept ma pride at check,and let it sublime,then i would have been the next in line, the deed is done,this sh*t is all a LIE! (echo) lie! lie!
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[distant footsteps]

Hehe,Cool,I take it poetry is more of your forte?

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 2:29pm On Nov 27, 2016

pressplay411:
Bhet why?
You guys shd get a room already.

Trust me,I did propose that ,but she was wanting none of it sad

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 2:23pm On Nov 27, 2016

Gbemiie:
Ha.. Dat ll be too extreme na.

that's the point,the set-up is all about passing the notion to the readers that you're a heartless badass motherfocka, that was to place more emphasis on that

DRISKLEF:
till he starts, till he starts.
It doesn't work that way. When rhyming, avoid archaic repetitions such as that.
Even i had to para-phrase whiz10 's eight syllables in order to make it more suiting. Check it out.

Lol,that was conscious,trust me I try to avoid archaic repetitions in my writtens,but also I try to make my set-ups more engaging( more emphasis on my set-up is my shtick,it makes my punch land harder) and it just felt right that in a situation like that when the dude is not fighting back then he's doing the next best thing ,begging for his life like a biitch grin

. Ok looking at it ,I think this might have been better

"Remove his teeth as the fam's pleading/"

My point is,if it doesn't ruin the flow / concept of the set-up and also includes an intriguing factor to the set-up,then to me archaic repetitions are permitted,at least way preferable than falling out of point,losing the readers.

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 11:29am On Nov 27, 2016

DRISKLEF:
Haaa... Hope you do enough justice to that battle yo.

One advice, perfect your rhymes to the fullest and I'd personally suck whatever diick to get you that win.

Lol,why did you have to ruin it with the last sentence? Now I'm gonna start avoiding you sad

DRISKLEF:
Invade his house with the mask on me/
I spray the gats till he starts falling/

whiz10:
Then Blow his knees like a fan sprawling/

Remove his teeth as he starts pleading/

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 11:05pm On Nov 26, 2016

DRISKLEF:
Way to go!

Lol, madman. You'll get eaten.

Haha

you of all people know I keep to my word when it comes to battling.

By knocking you out,he ruined the chances of the meeting that was destined to be b/w me and you in the tourney,and for that he must pay. angry

Rap Battles › Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Paayne ***|/// by MrKang: 10:34pm On Nov 26, 2016

Check.
Fear MrKang.
# Drisklef your death must be avenged cheesy

Rap Battles › Re: Memoirs Of A Demigod (MOAD) By U3 by MrKang: 9:30pm On Nov 26, 2016

Nice read, U3 is the man ,damn.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:53pm On Nov 26, 2016

Gbemiie:
Cc everyone Rhyming time... Who can attempt this multi-sylable
Give me what rhymes with PUT-HIS-MIND-TO-REST

Daddy's-Like-To-Jest ? grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:34pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
I will be the gentle man and let the lady have the last words

This I'm the 'better man' card you're trying to pull doesn't fool anyone cus we all see through you.

How convenient after being slapped with reality/facts,your gra gra stopped? that's cus you've been enlightened by me,well I think my job here is done and you've finally succumbed to REASON. Kudos and peace

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:17pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
Go and reply the the freestyle, for you to think it wasn't a free style means you've been under estimating me ,all this while,be care full what you wish for cos I don get your time what pen work need perfection ,it a freestyle you dumb ass, am ready for you,we must kill each other today, Air mark A beg close door,he won run

Who's doubting the freestyle? undecided

it clearly shows it is one,but rage won't let you see the fuvk ups in it.

Back then when I thought you were sane,I gave you two verses to try to keep things shaky,but you biitched out and resulted to trolling,I will never take you serious again after this stunt ,never.

Keep on Crying.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 8:12pm On Nov 26, 2016*

Hydrog3n:
I most have probably disappointed you today,but i have to put this guy in his place

Its the other way around actually ,I'm the one putting you in your place,for choosing to rubbish the efforts of peeps at the ffr thread.
I decided to ignore you but your attack on Jerry's verse was the last straw for me. And I feel I'm the only one who's able to caution you,if not you would go on with your bullshiit.

Hydrog3n:
You a fûcking lied ,what did I start do you want me to quote you posting,insulting I pulled a no show ,I ignored as much as possible,when I couldn't I tried compensating with you ,you refuse,I told you stop quoting and mentioning me you refuse.
Yet I started this ? Go and check your brain its seems your hypothalamus is missing

You started it by disrespecting the tourney by pulling a no-show,trying to undermine the efforts of Jigsaw and elymax in making this section hot again. And its painful that peeps like Fluxmind had to be dropped for unserious peeps like you.
Instead of apologizing you started acting fly,going from thread to thread,until I had to make you see your folly before you even gave me an half-baked apology.

In all that I still graced you with a verse on ffr,you still tried to act sly by calling it chit chats,I cautioned you for that,and you went berserk on me. Not to forget the silly stunts you pulled against whiz10 and Jerry.

Kid you annoy me.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:47pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
Weakling this ,weakling that,shut up and go respond to my freestyle at flow for rank

oh that? Lmao, read the rubbish essay you dished to me and read your so called freestyle, a bit contradictory eh?

On a serious note though,your pen game needs improvement,just get off your high horse and choose to learn more ,no one is perfect.

But your 'all knowing' ego won't let you see that.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:43pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
That's how you spot kids,when logic and common sense fail they result to insult

says the idiot who started the whole ish undecided

,what a laugh.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:42pm On Nov 26, 2016

Gbemiie:
llol.. Cant wait, i tell you.

Btw, when is the final match of the noobs tourney. It's lingering too long.

lol,we are at the semi's now the semi-final fights are on monday.
I'm battling the fool above

Anticipate

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 7:38pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
I didn't battle this shît /cos his 5th harmony /and still not worth it

Freestyle for the fûcker

Mr kang made a mistake messing with the wrong guy...
......

I be breaking his bone marrow/like no tomorrow/ he says he kang with a fang , he nothing but a kangaroo/even auto correct suggested kangaroo

Kangaroo that can't throw punches/so i break his leg make him walk with clutches /clutches break him to pieces/

This pûssy a fool,/his mum wanted to stool but passed him out too,/saved him put him to use/now got gut to call me dude/he disrespectful as Jews/the only time he should look Down on me is if he wanna polish my shoes

How did helping this guy, end up bad?/
I know he's a fan from Columbia/asked him about his dad/he said he
has two "Dads" both lesbian

I knew i had to change that,cos it aren't right/As a beast with pride/ i stabbed his les mum,she was like Please don't let me die/I enjoyed every moment dissecting her inside

Then Hunted his sister like famer/she a virgin for staters/I followed her like a stalker

How i deflowered his sister? I pretend I was the Gardiner/now I fûck that pûssy left and right like a pendular

Mr Kangs no vet /His bars look's like he owns debt/

/Been giving him could feet, making his pûssy wet/He's scared,fears am a threat/The only thing this nigga is good at is break a sweat

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha grin

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:34pm On Nov 26, 2016

Gbemiie:
Hope am free to post here sha.. Where is tallysmallz ooo

U must fyt with blessedmarshal no jokes

Be patient,the fight is being cooked, blessedmarshal is fully ready to dish it out,its just a wait game for Tallysmallz response and we are a go

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 7:31pm On Nov 26, 2016

Paayne:
Easy wif d parental curses na...

That's not parental,that's a family curse,and it has a strong effect on liars like Hydrog3n .

Clear now undecided

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 6:59pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
you must be horñy ,you even wait for me to post

*yawns* Kid you are boring,don't you have a life? undecided

You're making me go against my own principles, making everyone see me as the villain,its a norm I aire my grievances through bars that's what sane emcees do ,but its just that you're too weak to respond with fire,so you condemn the efforts of those who try to keep the ffr thread alive with bars. Biitch move I must say

Now I have to stoop to your level to kill you, undecided

smh

Take it or leave it you are and will continue to remain the weakest link in this rap section,you are a waste here who keeps killing the vibe here and bringing a negative aura to this section, you are what this section doesn't stand for.

A Weakling .

TV/Movies › Re: CNN Accidentally Broadcast A Hardcore Porn Yesterday @ 4:00 GMT by MrKang: 6:13pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hahahahahahaha and I bet the program original intended is a family show, so imagine the audiences the pornno content had

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 5:52pm On Nov 26, 2016

DRISKLEF:
Mrkang, there's no point mentioning me when you still persist in the very act you already admitted is wrong.

Like i told you, i cant be exchanging beef with you, bruh. (atleast not on this issue.)

Have some sense of decency and stop chatting on FFR, thank you.

I'm not exchanging beefs with you,you are too small for that.

How convenient you keep on ignoring the architect of it all which is the idiot Hydrog3n,I even dragged him here and he still continued his folly at the ffr,but your selective amnesia won't let you see that.
if he keeps on dragging me there,I'll keep on dishing it to him there, since you don't wanna acknowledge his folly.

You have no sense of decency in admitting the Truth,you should be ashamed of yourself.

Learn to use reason please. Thank you.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 5:47pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
[color=#000099] Sure! No problem in fact let them die this night.
There's no point lying ,wasting your parent hard earn money on cyber bulling,heads up! You test the wrong guy,now am reviling the truth and you upset,fûck you,

Amen,and may their souls all hunt you for the rest of your miserable life.

It seems I really hit a nerve grin

I'm not a cyber bully and will never be,I just don't tolerate nonsense,unfortunately the nonsense is what your life is all about. So I appear that way to you,until you heed to reason I'll continue demolishing your frustrated life.

Weakling

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 5:37pm On Nov 26, 2016

Hydrog3n:
on behalf on nairaland and the mods,we apologize for any inconvenient,the mentally disable idiot would soon be apprehended.

Sign: Management

Oh my lawd shocked

,your Dad hasn't been apprehended yet? shocked

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 5:32pm On Nov 26, 2016*

Hydrog3n:
I just checked this guy post ,just to see he's been being for number on the romance section,even frequenting the hook up thread,
Damn ! What ever Physiological trauma you went through in life ,that took a way your confidence,I hope you get it back, it's the like of him that come online big but in real life they timid with small dick,and a hood

Everyone pls check my posts,and if I've ever posted or frequent any "hook-up thread" in the romance section then I'm all what Hydrog3n says but if not? ...

Bastardd fagggot typing dick fantasies about his gay dreams grin

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