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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang:
DRISKLEF:
A major in this rap shvt, giving orders the 'em captains
I'm building the bars to lets them trickle down like water of fountains

See i own the bakery so i'm starking doughs
Them niggaz be like dried up streams they be lacking flows

They dont wanna test Dris
You sure gonna regret it

From the east side, and still regarded in the west, lyrical taribo
Dont show up or Bullet gets you missing in the battle ground like i was Zachhugo!

Ate my last opponent, he didn't bring forth his best bars
Be sure not to disrespect this nactar
In greek, my his presence palates the gods from vengeance

Beat you merciless, and leave your rep a messy mess
Rob you in your home and hide the evidence
Wack
This slaps would ruin your mascara|when I hit you on reality damn harder | you ate your last opponent? Here's the truth don't get madder |Remember when you called me your son? Yes Father|
The truth is ,You only won Jerry bcus you stretched Farther|

You fagggot suck ah dick| or hump ah stick | in you we see the elastic | you the "author and finisher of Jerry's fate" ,that bar was not that sick | it was such a huge streeeeeeetchhhh bro, Mr Fantastic | grin

Fucck you and your smelly town | I hate your messy gown | you'll be going down | for feeling you're do.pe for dropping a learning stan | JerryThaFinisher was more like a kidding man | we didn't think his PLASTIC bars could defeat yours,except for BUYING FUEL did anyone really FEEL JERRY CAN? | undecided

We excel in this raps | while Dris is expelled from his class | a loner we don't understand all the wack in his bars | the 'A' lists here feel the excellence Kang always Has |and that is the facts |drisk no one gets with your likes| cus the only people who gets 'D' ends with a Pass |

Fear MrKang...
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh With Me Joor by MrKang: 10:41pm On Nov 19, 2016
nobodii:
Niggaz you dont have to comment if its dry
silence you numbskull,what's the essence of the comment function if not to air our thoughts? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by MrKang: 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2016
Adanna86:
I dey vex I dey para, I dey phuck up I dey shudder, at the words my mouth has uttered, I b baddo babe play in gutter...
Lmao grin ,only you dey vex only you dey para,only you dey phuck up only you dey shudder.
Also a baddo babe that plays in the gutter grin grin grin ,how do you get your inspiration writing this crap? From smoking kush? Lol grin
EducationRe: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 10:24pm On Nov 19, 2016
lionlamb020:
grin[color=#000099][/color] cheesy (in falz voice) hekzesize patient naw
huh
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh With Me Joor by MrKang: 9:36pm On Nov 19, 2016
I don't know which is more bad, the 'joke' or the terrible sentence Construction? undecided
EducationRe: Making First Class Has Changed My Life Forever –ismail, Unilorin Best Graduate by MrKang: 9:27pm On Nov 19, 2016
Nice read. Its just to figure out what works for you and keep on exploiting that...
Keep on riding bro.
EducationRe: 15 Totally Strange Facts That Will Make You Feel Uneasy by MrKang: 9:11pm On Nov 19, 2016
cummando:
yeah saw it yesterday....666 eyaf come....thank God .
Don't be so naïve undecided
How old are you btw?
Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by MrKang: 9:00pm On Nov 19, 2016
blessedmarshal:
Those judges rubbed me.
and I bet your clit.oris loved it smiley
Rap BattlesRe: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Deepthoughts ***|/// by MrKang: 8:20pm On Nov 19, 2016
Fear MrKang
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 10:24am On Nov 18, 2016
Also to those in charge Elymaxiimus Teddybiyasi Jigsawkillah ,hope the bars aint still gonna be 5? undecided I feel as we proceed in the competition the number of bars should increase.
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 10:21am On Nov 18, 2016
fluxmind:
You know you a d!ck ridding fagg0t right?
You know I got that electromagnetic flux flow to cos a havoc right?
Are you on your period? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 10:21pm On Nov 16, 2016
Deepthoughts you better not pull a no show like that hydrog3n coward. You're warned.
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Hydrogen***|\\\ by MrKang: 3:25am On Nov 14, 2016
QueenSuccubus:
grin
Uumm... OP, what's d prize?
undecided
Rap BattlesRe: ///|***NRBNT 2016: Mrkang Vs Hydrogen***|\\\ by MrKang: 3:11am On Nov 14, 2016
Smh,tf is hydrogen? undecided

No show for the weakling

Kang strikes more than a fuckin mamba|with venom to kill this modafucka| H can't use his brain,we can tell he is fuckin dumber| he tried to step up the scale,no digit shown? What a Shocker| all we see is '1.00794' ,you think its broken? Try another|Lol that is not Hydrogen Atomic Mass,that is his I.Q number| angry
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 8:27pm On Nov 12, 2016
Teddybiyasi didn't you forget a battle thread starring yours truly? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 10:49pm On Nov 10, 2016
DRISKLEF:
LOL!

Be careful what you wish for yourself, son! wink
YOU SHOULD FEAR ME ,kid angry
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 9:15pm On Nov 10, 2016
jerrythafinisher:
... Vs Drisklef.
Your dead bro
make sure you finish that modafacka,he was the one I so wanted.

Well I'll just settle with the weakling I was given,Hydrogen your death sentence is already cooked,sunday is too far to dish it out. angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Blind Psychic Who Predicted 9/11 And ISIS Warns Obama Will Be 'last US President by MrKang: 8:13pm On Nov 10, 2016
TB Joshua be like

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MAMA


Teach Me sad
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Foreign AffairsRe: See The Look On The Faces Of Obama's Staff 2day As Obama Meets Trump(pics) by MrKang: 8:09pm On Nov 10, 2016
This op should be hanged
Rap BattlesRe: /<<***2016 NRBNT Fixtures***>>/ by MrKang: 7:53pm On Nov 10, 2016
R.I.P hydrogen,you're fuckedd angry
Fear MrKang
Rap BattlesRe: The Nairaland Rapbattles Newbies' Tourney -- Sign-up Thread. by MrKang: 6:33pm On Nov 07, 2016
Tallysmallz:
I still own d bragging rights boys smiley
i can't wait to fucck you up *literally grin
PhonesRe: Please Which Website (not App)is Good For Downloading Movies by MrKang: 6:28pm On Nov 07, 2016
Fidelismaria:
LOLS U rily av a temper dont u mr kang anyways i rest my case
Yes I do attend anger management classes,and the program was really going well ,until you triggered it with your bulllshit nonsense angry
RomanceRe: When A Guy Takes You Out On An Expensive Date by MrKang: 10:22pm On Nov 06, 2016
What's the difference between a lady like that and a wh0re? undecided
RomanceRe: So Am Chatting With This Fine Facebook Chick... by MrKang: 10:16pm On Nov 06, 2016
Nigerian girls are the dullest beings on earth when it comes to chatting,they don't understand sarcasm,you throw one to them and they reply you literal. huh Wtf? Sometimes I wonder if they even read the chat before they reply.

So fuckin boring,that's why I prefer chatting with my foreign babes,never a dull moment,the momentum just keeps going cus we get ourselves. Not this kpakari 9ja girls we have here that reply chats as if their I.Q number is in a single digit undecided
EducationRe: How Watching Porn Affects Your Brain by MrKang: 10:07pm On Nov 06, 2016
crotonite:
Lol, you're 100% right. my mother is the only woman in my life.

introverted yes, lazy no. i'm not a lazy person.
I don't understand huh Didn't you just make mention of spending 98% of your time alone,which hard working person does that? undecided and you say you're not lazy.

Your mum is the only woman in your life? Oh Now I understand,you spend 98% of your time watching GAY porn. *pukes*
Better go out into the real world and get a life.
PhonesRe: Please Which Website (not App)is Good For Downloading Movies by MrKang: 9:28pm On Nov 06, 2016
Fidelismaria:
Sho showing my ignorance? luke cage dint do so well,agent carter was cancelled nd now agents of shield is bout to daredevil did okay but u rily cant compare marvel season movies with dc
wtf? Luke Cage didn't do well? Where did you pull those facts out of? Outta ya asss I guess. undecided luke cage has an imdb rating of 8/10,how didn't it do well?

And pls stop sounding dumb,Agents of shield last week viewer ratings was higher than that of all the dc tv shows -Flash,Arrow,supergirl,Gotham,Lucifer ,now by your dumb logic,if agents of shield is about to be canceled with such high numbers then your dc tv shows are about to be exterminated. You're bringing up Agent Carter? Have you forgotten about the crappy dc tv show Constantine that got canceled half way into its first season undecided unlike Agent Carter which was renewed for a 2nd season before being canceled,Constantine was so terrible it didn't last more than 13 episodes.

So I repeat,stop exhibiting ignorance when you have no idea of what you're saying.
EducationRe: How Watching Porn Affects Your Brain by MrKang: 9:13pm On Nov 06, 2016
crotonite:
Well it is my life and I have come to appreciate what I am. I love porn and i don't regret having tones of them at my disposal.


I spend 98% of my time alone, but thank God there's always porn around to kill my boredom. addicted or not i'm proud of porn...
smh,lazy introvert
I bet the only female you've walked up to talk to is your mom undecided
PhonesRe: Please Which Website (not App)is Good For Downloading Movies by MrKang: 9:05pm On Nov 06, 2016
Fidelismaria:
U Kinda rite daisy is rily annoyin goin all lone wolf on d watchdogs hope she doesnt get herself killed lets just say marvel sucks at season movies
lol,she have no idea who daisy is,she stopped 10 episodes into season 1.

And don't be dumb,how does marvel suck at season films huh have you heard of,Daredevil(which broke all netflix ratings record) or Jessica Jones,Luke Cage? Stop showing your ignorance,it is annoying.
PhonesRe: Please Which Website (not App)is Good For Downloading Movies by MrKang: 9:00pm On Nov 06, 2016
AfricanApple:
hmm. if I hear. you missed the part where I said how could anyone put up with watching it up to season 4. maybe I watched 10episodes of season 1
no wonder,now I see .
Like I said earlier,the first half of season 1 was lackluster but later on I think from episode 16/17 with the Captain America: Winter soldier Hydra infiltration reveal the show really found its footing and picked up its pace. The intensity,suspense,thriller was too awesome to watch,I'm sure if you made it all the way to the end of the first season your thought towards the show would have been changed.

I mean come on,if it was so boring it should have been canceled long ago by ABC not to talk of it being renewed and now being in its fourth season with great ratings.

Just pick up from where you stopped,and trust me it'll jump to your No.1 must watch Tv series smiley.
PhonesRe: Please Which Website (not App)is Good For Downloading Movies by MrKang: 6:19pm On Nov 06, 2016
AfricanApple:
tell me you have watched the 100 other wise you have not started
woah shocker shocked you do have good taste after all?

I heard the season 4 premier is slated for next year,I still don't know why it wasn't aired along with the rest cw shows this fall.
PhonesRe: Please Which Website (not App)is Good For Downloading Movies by MrKang: 6:14pm On Nov 06, 2016
AfricanApple:
I watch as a movie. that is I don't follow it on stations.

whatever. its boring

and who says I'm a telemundo stuck up. I don't even think i've ever seen the pack
huh Umm are there different ways of watching a movie or a series, I don't understand? It's still wrong to refer to a Tv series as a "Movie",they're totally different things.

grin you definitely seemed like one,cus only Telemundo fangirls consider anything outside their Telemundo fantasy world boring.
Wait sef,are you still watching the show? If no,what season did you stop?
Rap BattlesRe: The Nairaland Rapbattles Newbies' Tourney -- Sign-up Thread. by MrKang: 2:16pm On Nov 05, 2016
In
This should be easy cheesy

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