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Nigga's Hornyness. Level is at infinity!!

Cutehector:
I just can't phatom what will make me cheat on my spouse

Maybe when u get a spouse then u can "Phantom"

Mznaett:
God pls forgive me
dnt ask me y o

Someone jst remebered something crazy she did.. Ohh plss share

shut:
I can do worse,believe me.
we don't always do those shit just to get your stuff,sometimes it's just a play

Tease

Sassybae:
Bad breath, what do you wanna hear

Lol.. Iono even knw

luthorcorp:
close your stinking mouth there,even if she were all wat you described,did she create her self...this duse should even be happy that a superior is making advances to her,god knows how d guy looks like self

for her to make advances at him.. He has to be attractive atleast a 6 on a scale of 1-10. Even if she's a queen its he's choice . It could be for morale reasons.

Sassybae:
2. Especially smelly armpit can be a big turnoff 4me

Is dat all?

SkinnyDude:
what! you mean you was sober and still messed up,

Yep.. But did I realy mess up?

Sassybae:
Me? You're sure?

gone through this thread and I cnt fine where u stated ur own turn off.

Cutehector:
So they neva changed pics since 2 years....

Its Facebook dummy..obviously she has. Do u expect to see a different pic. Facebook change all profile pic.. It doesn't mata the year.

they are meant for each other..

The robber gave them his gun to kill each other.. And the Mumus never tot of pointing the gun at him. Ok.

Their level of Stupidity MASTAR

Dat girl must be getting her weed directly from Jamaica!!

Such delusion and desperation. I actually feel its a prank sha.. Cus no lady in her right sense wuld do such.

Won't this alone make the dude to now dump the said side chick when he finds out. :\

All this guys saying he should bleep her. Something tells me u guys belong to the Group of "All Hole na Hole". My brother all Hole nobi hole ooo.

The lady might be Wugly.. Fat (no offense) and some other things. Even Late 40s sef.

Most pipo's experience seem to be liquor induced.. Funny enough mine I was completely sober.

SkinnyDude:
during my matric day .. my department hosted a party.. I got drunk and started dancing wild, rocking both guys and girls.. ...my couz who came with me, took me out to one corner... I started vomiting, and one girl who I just knew, removed my cloth and poured water on me.. It would have been worse, if not for my couz and that babe

Lol niggas can't handle there liquor!

PraizFresh:
I just can't figure out why would a lady go so raw and wild to get a niqqas turned one but not willing to give a BJ...!!!

Same question I asked bro.. I guess she was jst a tease

misspicy:
Craziest thing that happened to me at a party was when I was asked to UnCloth a guy completely or pay fine.....,it was one hell of a party

And did u?

Cutehector:
And u allowed her to feel ur thing? Maybe she obliged cuz she felt ur dick was tiny.

As in?

LOL when I remember this one incedent dat happened to me back in school. I jst feel like going back. Crazy right


Ok so during my final year days I was at a lodge party. The part had been on for about an hour but it didn't get hot until 11pm to 12midnight.

There was this shorty going crazy on the dance floor. Infact almost all the guys wanted to dance with her. Nice good looking girl, wore a bum short and sleeveless top. This babe was going wild and to my luck I got shorty to one dark corner on the floor and we were jst rocking.

Shorty was grinding up all on me and ur boy was trying so hard (pun intended) to hide he's hard on. We where sweating like chickens the day b4 Christmas day. I guess she was high or something becos b4 I knew what was up. Shorty's hand slid down my trousers inside my boxers to my Main Man. I was surprised, confused, excited, and scared at the same time.

Shorty would jst smile and look at me at interval. I tried to compose myself, it continued for some minutes and as a sharp guy na. I tired moving it to my niggas room in the lodge but she refused.

Later found out that shorty was jst a Tease (cock tease) cos my guy also told me she did the same thing to him..

Lol.. It might not be as crazy as someone's experience. So guys and girls do share urs.

LOL when I remember this one incedent dat happened to me back in school. I jst feel like going back. Crazy right


Ok so during my final year days I was at a lodge party. The part had been on for about an hour but it didn't get hot until 11pm to 12midnight.

There was this shorty going crazy on the dance floor. Infact almost all the guys wanted to dance with her. Nice good looking girl, wore a bum short and sleeveless top. This babe was going wild and to my luck I got shorty to one dark corner on the floor and we were jst rocking.

Shorty was grinding up all on me and ur boy was trying so hard (pun intended) to hide he's hard on. We where sweating like chickens the day b4 Christmas day. I guess she was high or something becos b4 I knew what was up. Shorty's hand slid down my trousers inside my boxers to my Main Man.

badaoyeyemi:
oouucch I can feel dat insult....but its true sha

Lol.. Its not really an insult if I'm stating the obvious

Tundenoni:
I can never comments on this kinda thread....
It makes no sense to me.

On a scale of 1-10 ur dumbness is infinite.

Mzflexydeeva:
thumbs up jare! The point most people don't get.... it's not about her wanting u to pay 4 her food. It's about self respect.. even if u like her, u don't have to be dere while she's ordering.

Self respect has nothing to do with paying for your food. A lot of hungry girls be looking for excuses to get free food.. smh

Midehi:
feeling hot i guess

Is dat how u look when ur HOT?

There's one babalawo in the Op's village that uses his picture to go to toilet. Its a pity

Gurgle:
what do you mean. its beautiful

Very beautiful.. Its not there fault some people are jst stuck with locally..

josh2015:
How can i tell which one is it though. I have thought of all those options myself.... The thing though is that i cannot seem to know which one it is myself. Cos i have made so many mistakes with her which should genuinely make her hesitate but i don't know sha. What will be your advice though? Here are a reasons for taking her time

(i) I know her family (sister and cousin) (ii) I came on too strong when she came over to the states and she thinks i am in it for just sex (iii) I have insulted her and hurt her feelings a lot (iv) We fight a lot and i go months without talking. When she was in the states before we got into serious fights all the indicators were that she was set. Also she dropped that she had a ONS with a random guy during nysc when we weren't talking. I find this ridiculous cos she says i came on too strong.

Advice needed on how to turn it on her and also what u think on the post

Bro this na strong thing. My advice would be complete communication. Many relationships fail cos of lack of communication. tell her your fears, let her know that your trully sorry for hurting her in the past and u've come to realize how precious she is to you.

Make her understand that ur serious this time and that you can't jst stop thinking about her. You just have to be completely vulnerable.. Let her know how u truly feel.

Then wait for her reply she might hesitate or might not reply immediately. she's a girl they like shakara. Depending on how she replies you'll get to know how she feels towards you. If possible give her a time period you would want her to make up her mind.
Then the rest is up to u, u can limit the way u chat her up, limit ur calls if probably get urself busy with something else or someone. If she really wants something with you she would worried that u don't talk as usual. But if she doesn't then u know where u stand and try and move on bro.

Lol.. I've been in ur shoes OP and trust me when I say its so messed up to have someone not fully reciprocate ur feelings.

Here's my tot on ur issue.

Your not scared to let her know how u feel about her as in u fancy no other girl but her. Alll u do is think about her which in turn gives her full control.

I can probably tell u three ways its going to go

1.its either she's scared and is still trying to make up her mind. In whic case give her time.

2.she's jst a tease and has already made up her mind and is jst string u along.

3. She loves the attention ur giving her and might not have any intention in dating you. A girl ones told me that girls like attention so much.

So my brother..

Op dats a total fail.. A real Naija guy would still want to set That P..

When I read what the Op wrote up there.. I Imagined a broke ass girl shouting at the top of her voice on the street to anyone who cares to listen..

If u make ur own money as a girl you shoudnt be bothered if a guy spends his money on you. So 4rm assumption Op depends on guys to spend on her.

N.B this thread is jst to justify her conscience dat she's not a Hungry leech..