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Jokes Etc / Re: Are You A Comedian Post Your Jokes Here by mrlamdee88: 8:42am On Sep 14, 2016 |
0luwatope: Am interested |
Education / Re: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by mrlamdee88: 6:08am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Her only hope of expo has been taken away,so she had to cry through out the examination because she had nothing to write..sorry ehn,no b today una start |
Education / Re: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by mrlamdee88: 6:08am On Sep 07, 2016 |
Her only hope of expo has been taken away,so she had to cry through out because she nothing to write..sorry ehn,no b today una start |
Crime / Re: Man Burnt In Okigwe For Stealing Motorcycle by mrlamdee88: 2:49am On Jul 27, 2016 |
But 9girians y all this,y all this jungle justice nd inhuman behaviour. All the politicians that steals this country hard earned money,y haven't u burnt dem all,although what the guy did was bad but does a bike worth his life. This people that killed him,can they even create an ant. For christ sake he didn't kill anybody. After beating him up,he can be taken to kirikiri 4 further torture(there they might even blind his own eye there). Must we sin in place of correcting another sin. In the case BH,they have killed so they must be killed. How do they even feel doing all this,how would you feel seeing your relative or your parents receiving jungle justice. God help Nigeria #ProudlyNaija #SayNoToJungleJustice |
NYSC / Re: Corper In Court For Having Sex With Married Woman by mrlamdee88: 9:44pm On Jul 19, 2016 |
Both d court nd d man are foolish..wen no b rape,d man didn't even go to her house,d woman carry her toothpick leg go the man house. What was she expecting. Better let the innocent man go..But the husband is not just a fool,he is a bloody nd compound fool |
Jokes Etc / Re: 6 Lies Nigerians Tell When They're Hitting On You by mrlamdee88: 3:00pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
Lol,dis is so true
Done it b4 sha,wen I ws still learning |
Jokes Etc / Re: 17 Annoying Things You’ll Recognize About Doing The Dishes In A Nigerian Home by mrlamdee88: 7:50am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Lwkmd,I can't stop laffing...all you wrote is so true,am guilty of soaking d pots...mum is good at that sponge stuff(even wen u wnt 2 wash d plates out of ur own good will,they wuld still talk)...lol Good one bro 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Comedienne Emmanuella's Profile: What You Don't Know About Her by mrlamdee88: 9:33pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
modelmike7: Exactly what I had in mind,out of everything that was written,that is what he could pick.How would such a thing even come to his mind.A little girl is making it and he is there talking about rubbish.He should go and disvirgin her if others do not it.Rubbish! |
Jokes Etc / 11 Good Ways To Identify A Nigerian by mrlamdee88: 9:06am On Jun 30, 2016 |
11 GOOD WAYS TO IDENTIFY A NIGERIAN Woke up this morning and all this just came into my head,read and enjoy. 1) Its only a Nigerian mother that would go to the market and price something from the actual price (#5000) down to (#150) all in the name of "jale jale" . (Our mama dey vex) 2) Its only a Nigerian that ask questions like Guy:how old are you? Girl:am 25 Guy:hmmmn,have you started seeing your monthly visitor? Girl:nahhh,just a red juice that comes out of me. (Some guys sha) 3) Its only a Nigerian that would count money from the ATM after receiving it.(We trust no one,not even machines) 4) Its only a Nigerian parent that would tell you they never had a gf or bf till marriage.(Holier than thou) 5) Its only a Nigerian parent that would tell you they always came out first in there class.(Gurus in tha house) 6) Its only a Nigerian girl that would date 6 guys and sleep with all of them and still say "am playing 6 guys".(Common sense revolution hasn't reached everybody) 7) Its only Nigerian mothers that renders slaps that can format the 32gigabyte memory card in a child's brain.(They are gifted) Nah only for naija your paddy go travel go togo come back with american accent.(At least him comot from Nigeria border). 9) Its only a Nigerian girl that would send you a request on facebook and still expect you to say hi,fine you say hi first and she'll still be telling you "yh" "kk". (School to learn how to chat must be opened) 10) Its only a Nigerian pastor that would distribute anointing for cars and mansions but does not even have a wheel barrow tire.(Anointing no reach dere side) 11) Its only in Nigeria whatsapp and facebook that Jesus,God and devil use to chat(They all have facebook,whatsapp and twitter account). I drop my pen at this point!! Lol,am still proud to be a Nigerian even though Nigeria economy wan kill persin. #ProudlyNaija Writer: Mr lamdee |
Fashion / Re: When Padded Butt Goes Wrong (pics) by mrlamdee88: 11:09pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
BeeBeeOoh: U go dey scope persin pikin yansh...lol...all dos gals dat wnt 2 hv ass by force by fire |
Jokes Etc / Re: 5 Outrageous Lies Every Nigerian Child Was Told-(photo) by mrlamdee88: 10:30am On Jun 21, 2016 |
kelvee: My dad still says that up till now..lol |
Jokes Etc / 10 Signs To Know That You Are Being Followed From The Village. by mrlamdee88: 7:29am On Jun 21, 2016 |
Lalasticlala 10 SIGNS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED FROM THE VILLAGE. 1) If after buying heaven and earth for your babe in a supermarket and u try to redraw some money frm d atm and it tells u "insufficient fund",u check your account balance nd u see "01.00n" den u remember dat u have an outstanding loan......my broda or sista dey re at work. 2) If u have written JAMB up to the extent dat JAMB now registers you for free and gives your family members discount...brethren u need special deliverance from daddy G.O himself. 3) If d moment u enter a place nepa takes light and d moment u are going out,d light comes back...my broda or sista u are carrying anti-nepa on your head. 4) If you have transferred money 2 the wrong account 6times now or whenever someone wants 2 transfer money 2 u,its goes 2 a wrong account...brethren badlock has become your companion...a 3day crusade must b held on your behalf. 5) If you try calling your bf/gf's numba and mtn forwards your call 2 your dad's numba and the first thing u say is "hello darling,last nite was really fun on bed with u,dnt mind my dad,he didn't notice a thing"...my broda my sista your enemies are right at your back. 6) If after buying your multi-billion naira mansion and your buggati veryon W32 engine,your mom wakes you up tells its time for church...brethren i recommend olive oil 4 your sickness. 7) If after eating bread and suya in your dream,you wake up the next morning and find bread nylon and suya paper on your bed...my broda my sista u need serious belle cleansing. If when downloading a very important file from d internet and your fone goes off when it reaches 98%....brethren your head needs 2 b washed with holy water. 9) If u buy 1000n recharge card from hawkers on d road and u load it 2 find out it has been used...my broda my sista pastors worldwide needs 2 gather and pray on your behalf. 10) And if after reading this you don't at least smile...brethren you need a holy bath at eleguishi beach. Feel free 2 add yours.... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad by mrlamdee88: 6:32am On Jun 21, 2016 |
ireneony: Chaii...so that's how you just raped that guy,its not fair ooo |
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