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RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 11:41am On Aug 12, 2022
Lovilla:
its okay
Okay. A word is enough for the wise.

Receive sense.
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 11:32am On Aug 12, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Brother man, first of all na your generation be idiots
Secondly, i hate everything concerning PMB

Thirdly, you no get sense, if you get sense you no go just see random person for nairaland begin accuse am of campaigning for one lifeless human being
Thank God say my generation better pass your own 10x
follow follow.

For your info, even if Obi becomes the president, your life nor go still better.... bet me....
Little advice for you my dear. Take responsibility for your life and stop blaming the government.

Do you think Obi will change your life?
I pray you don't hope and wait in vain. Amen.

and finally. receive sense......
PoliticsRe: Only Zombies Are Obedient – Femi Kuti by MrLankeeee(m): 11:27am On Aug 12, 2022
nedu666:
See this failed musician forming intellectual. This one doesn't even know the the context obidience is used. He thinks obdience means command. 60year old man.
Failed?? You wey be winner how ur life be?
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 10:45am On Aug 12, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
If you don’t know anything, better shut the fvck up, you and who campaigned for PMB
No need exchanging words with a cassava slave like you
I don't normally do this. But today I ready for idiots like you. shebi nor b u run campaign for PMB? why hate him now, why can't u enjoy the change he promised you... Ozior.....
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 7:50am On Aug 12, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
I pity for you bro
Pity for yourself Obidient servant.

Remember that was how u people campaigned for PMB{APC}because you hated PDP. Hw far, how e b una now?
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 6:48pm On Aug 11, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
Which time i tell you say i dey suffer SMH
You can’t be a tinubu supporter and not sound like an illiterate
Agbado and cassava is your soul mate
See illiterate Dey call person illiterate.

Continue glorifying Obi last last we go know...
RomanceRe: As a fine boy, I Get Jealous When I See Finer Boys. by MrLankeeee(m): 2:49pm On Aug 11, 2022
Tonero5200:
I won't say I'm ugly let's just am an average looking guy, every time I get to see boys who are handsome or finer than me I get moody, angry and jealous about their looks...the way people stare at them and wish they are their friends.

I had an issue with one the other time just a minor misunderstanding I took it to another level... which was very wrong of me.

God is to be blamed, why did he create some people normal and the other better looking..and yet they say he is not a partial God.
Nor be juju be that. My guy appreciate yourself oooo. Hustle, make money cos when money enter u go know say NOBODY UGLY.
RomanceRe: Is My Girlfriend Trying To Pull My Legs? by MrLankeeee(m): 12:01pm On Aug 11, 2022
Orgasmgiver123:
No offence but
You no fit get sense again
The suffer wey Nigerian dey never tire you?
Shey na Jagaban make u dey suffer?
CrimeRe: Israeli Scammers Defraud Nigerians With Child Cancer YouTube Adverts. by MrLankeeee(m): 11:45am On Aug 11, 2022
1Alex:
Immediately I saw that ad on YouTube, I knew something was wrong. With a Naija reasoning , i sensed scam.
I knew it was a scam all the way.
TV/MoviesRe: Kids Show On Disney Plus "Baymax" Features Transgender Man Buying Tampons (Pics) by MrLankeeee(m): 12:02pm On Jul 12, 2022
Righteousness2:
Being transgender is at odd with Science and GOD'S design.

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In some Mysterious and wonderful way, the human male and female in both body and spirit are the image and likeness of GOD ALMIGHTY.

The Father of all liars and Chief Confusionist knows the Shortness of the time, is sowing confusion in the minds of our kids so as to destroy them.

Parents/Guidance should beware and be Concious of the tricks of the devil in these Endtimes. Take time to know what your kids are watching!
There’s more to God. Creation is finished. Man can never conceive anything if it’s fuel by God. Everything happening now and all that will happen is all part of Gods Divine plan to redeem Man/Men to Himself.

Do your research deeply and stop giving people your 1780 end time stuffs.
Christianity EtcRe: People Seen Worshipping As Gospel Music Is Played At A Nightclub In Ikoyi, Lagos by MrLankeeee(m): 1:46pm On Jul 11, 2022
MITCHELL96:
Nawa oo grin


So they want Angels to come down from heaven to that club and grant Their request ? grin
God is everywhere. So anything is possible
FamilyRe: Couples Not Staying Together by MrLankeeee(m): 5:48pm On Jul 06, 2022
JBriel:
Let me guess.


You were a good science student. Infact an exceptional one


Your birth month is around September



Your soul is wrapped up and you need to unwrap. Yes, it may not be trauma induced and it may be how you're created. One must give room for this ideology.


One thing is certain like I said above, every human behavior can be unlearned. New habits can be developed. With this mindset, who and what is stopping you?
Sir, pls I need more light on this. I have the same issue as OP. I’m not married though. But deep down within me I know I have same issue and I was born September 29.
BusinessRe: People Don't Pray That's Why Many People Are Very Poor! by MrLankeeee(m): 5:51am On Jun 28, 2022
Prayer is not in the Success Equation; understand how things Work.

The above quote came from a popular man of God. Bishop Bismark.. Everything is not about prayer and church stuffs.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pro-abortion Activists Protest In Cities, Burn American Flag (Pics, Video) by MrLankeeee(m): 10:27pm On Jun 27, 2022
Onigawara:
A burning USA flag is a beauty to behold. Well done
I had to scroll back when I saw ur comment.

That’s to show that the Country is beautiful n colorful. God bless America. God bless everyone that want to travel to America. Amen.
Christianity EtcRe: YAHUSHUAH Is The Beginning Of YAHUWAH'S Creature (the First To Be Created) by MrLankeeee(m): 8:26pm On Jun 15, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Well according to the Bible Jesus is not the only God otherwise he wouldn't say such.
Thanks! smiley
Ok
Christianity EtcRe: YAHUSHUAH Is The Beginning Of YAHUWAH'S Creature (the First To Be Created) by MrLankeeee(m): 6:14pm On Jun 15, 2022
cosiocan:
Some minds loves darkness as long as it's their darkness. Wake up dear, the time of your darkness is almost up. The true light is coming
The light has been here since time began.
Even when Jesus tried to direct men to the light by telling them that they are gods as recorded in the scriptures they labeled him a blasphemer.

Are we not told in Genesis that we are made in Gods image? Doesn’t that make us mini-Gods?
We are even told in the New Testament to be imitators of God, yes to imitate him.

I believe I am a part of God, so are you and the rest of the world.
Lion nor Dey born goat.
Christianity EtcRe: YAHUSHUAH Is The Beginning Of YAHUWAH'S Creature (the First To Be Created) by MrLankeeee(m): 6:07pm On Jun 15, 2022
MaxInDHouse:
Can you explain what Jesus meant here?

This means everlasting life, their coming to know you, the only true God, and the one whom you sent, Jesus Christ ~ NWT

And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent. ~ Holy Bible

Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent. ~ NIV

And this is eternal life, that they know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent. ~ RSV
There’s more to God, You and I. But come to think of it, IF WE ARE MADE/CREATED IN GOD’S IMAGE AND LIKENESS WHO ARE WE?

When u begin to ponder on these you will come to a place of knowing and Peace and it makes u fall in love with God, Christ, Yourself and the world at large.

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Garba Ramat, Local Government Chairman's Convoy In Kano (Video) by MrLankeeee(m): 5:59pm On Jun 15, 2022
ExAngel007:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4GqP5rJ5xM

A video showing the impressive fleet of cars in the convoy of a local government chairman in Kano state has gone viral.

Engr Abdullahi Garba Ramat who is the chairman of Ungogo local government area in Kano state also shared a video showing his convoy packed with sophisticated cars on his Facebook stories. He was on his way to commission some projects on Tuesday, June 14, when the video was made and shared on his official Facebook page.

Photos of the convoy with his office watermark on it were also shared online.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/6/trending-photos-and-videos-of-a-local-government-chairmans-convoy-in-kano-state-2.html
Local government chairmen for this country ball pass some presidents of some country’s.
Christianity EtcRe: YAHUSHUAH Is The Beginning Of YAHUWAH'S Creature (the First To Be Created) by MrLankeeee(m): 1:56pm On Jun 15, 2022
Jesus Christ is the Only God, so am I and so are You.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why I Won't Vote For Peter Obi No (Pictures) by MrLankeeee(m): 8:03pm On Jun 12, 2022
caesymore:
Even if I collect money I no fit vote against Obi. The money na our money so I go collect am go vote Peter Obi grin
I hear. Congratulations
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why I Won't Vote For Peter Obi No (Pictures) by MrLankeeee(m): 7:01pm On Jun 12, 2022
caesymore:
HUngry Man , then after 4 years you collect another 5k. Wisdom is far from your reasoning HOHA
What to do, u wey nor Dey Hungry I greet u.....
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Pastor Turned Babalawo: The Devil Lied To You And You Believed It by MrLankeeee(m): 12:35pm On Jun 12, 2022
Righteousness2:
Of Course so many have derailed , departed and denied JESUS.
How, I want to know
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Pastor Turned Babalawo: The Devil Lied To You And You Believed It by MrLankeeee(m): 12:35pm On Jun 12, 2022
BJanta:
Hebrews 10 : 26-31

For if we sin willfully after we have received the knowledge of the truth, there no longer remains a sacrifice for sins, but a certain fearful expectation of judgment, and fiery indignation which will devour the adversaries. Anyone who has rejected Moses’ law dies without mercy on the testimony of two or three witnesses. Of how much worse punishment, do you suppose, will he be thought worthy who has trampled the Son of God underfoot, counted the blood of the covenant by which he was sanctified a common thing, and insulted the Spirit of grace? For we know Him who said, “Vengeance is Mine, I will repay,” says the Lord. And again, “The Lord will judge His people.” It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God.
Heb 10:26‭-‬31 NKJV
Thank u
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why I Won't Vote For Peter Obi No (Pictures) by MrLankeeee(m): 12:32pm On Jun 12, 2022
Nerogaming01:
Me goes to the polling unit, sees everyone talking about Peter Obi. Clearly he'll win.

Someone offers me 5k to vote for another politician, and seeing how popular Peter Obi already is on social media and real life, I might think; it's obvious, He has won already. undecided

I then collect my 5k so I can chop. cry
E sharp��
Christianity EtcRe: Winners Chapel Pastor Turned Babalawo: The Devil Lied To You And You Believed It by MrLankeeee(m): 9:50am On Jun 12, 2022
Righteousness2:
The Brother/ Pastor knows that he has derailed from God.
The devil being who he is, the Father of all lies wants to make him comfortable in evil so he can destroy his soul in Hell. That is the target of the devil.

Every person who claims to be a Believer must understand that we are Pilgrims on the earth. And as a Believer, you are automatically the devil's target.

Don't let anyone derail you or deceive. Heaven is not a church or community race.
No Matter the trials, betrayals or whatever! Put your eyes on the Price. Put your eyes on GOD ALMIGHTY.

Heaven is not a bread and pizza journey. It is through trials, persecutions and all sorts that we enter heaven. Trials and tribulations and persecutions are the raw materials to solidify our faith in Christ.
Can someone really derail from God??
SportsRe: Which Is More Painful Between Relationship Heartbreak & Betslip? by MrLankeeee(m): 3:13pm On Jun 01, 2022
Desperados:
Imagine your bet ticket of #10million just cut due to only the last game.
Then your girlfriend called you 30mins later to end your relationship of 5 years.

Which incident would you think more & Which of them would be most painful to you?

BROKEN RELATIONSHIP or CUT-ONE BET SLIP....

You don blow account for forex before? That one pain pass anything

Oya bettors and lovers, mak una con talk.

Girls, com hear ur guys...
PoliticsRe: Actor & Musician, King Zealot Arrested, Paraded As ESN Operative (Pictures) by MrLankeeee(m): 11:08am On May 20, 2022
Golan007:
Shut up.

Let the police conclude its investigation.

Having a day job doesn't preclude one from criminal activity.
Nigeria police Dey do investigationhuh I know u don’t like Ipob/Esn but guy be calming down. Don’t be too sentimental. Jesus loves u..
SportsThe 22 Players With The Most Hat-tricks In The 21st Century by MrLankeeee(op): 9:52am On May 18, 2022
When someone mentions the subject of a footballer scoring a hat-trick, Cristiano Ronaldo is usually the first name that springs to mind.

Throughout the course of his incredible professional career, the 37-year-old superstar has regularly rippled the back of the net three times in a match.

Even in a poor Manchester United team this season, Ronaldo has still managed to score two hat-tricks – against Tottenham Hotspur and Norwich City respectively.
The Portugal international’s tally of hat-tricks for club and country now stands at 60, which is quite frankly ridiculous.

But who’re the other leading treble getters in the 21st century?

Well, the folks over at IFFHS have decided to officially name the 22 players with the most hat-tricks since the turn of the millenium.

Their detailed list doesn’t just feature those who’ve played in Europe’s top five leagues either, oh no. Players who’ve partaken in ‘top level games’ across the globe have also made the cut.

Let’s take a look…

The 22 players with the most hat-tricks in the 21st century
22. Maksim Gruznov (Estonia) | 15 hat-tricks

21. Jose Alfredo Castillo (Bolivia) | 15 hat-tricks

20. Edinson Cavani (Uruguay) | 15 hat-tricks

19. Eran Zahavi (Israel) | 15 hat-tricks

18. Baghdad Bounedjah (Algeria) | 16 hat-tricks

17. Washington (Brazil) | 18 hat-tricks

16. Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (Holland) | 18 hat-tricks

15. Mario Gomez (Germany) | 18 hat-tricks

14. Sergio Aguero (Argentina) | 18 hat-tricks

13. Harry Kane (England) | 18 hat-tricks

12. Abderrazak Hamdallah (Morocco) | 20 hat-tricks

11. Sebastián Tagliabúe (UAE) | 20 hat-tricks

10. Firas Al-Khatib (Syria) | 20 hat-tricks

9. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Sweden) | 20 hat-tricks

8. Neymar (Brazil) | 21 hat-tricks

7. Aleksandar Đurić (Singapore) | 22 hat-tricks

6. Ali Mabkhout (UAE) | 25 hat-tricks

5. Luis Suarez (Uruguay) | 29 hat-tricks

4. Robert Lewandowski (Poland) | 30 hat-tricks

3. Ali Ashfaq (Maldives) | 35 hat-tricks

2. Lionel Messi (Argentina) | 55 hat-tricks

Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) | 60 hat-tricks
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Shows Otedola's Monaco Mansion (Photos) by MrLankeeee(m): 12:24pm On May 13, 2022
LuQuLuQu:
Go and get married. So you will show off your husband's mansion in outer space
Jealousy wan kill you... lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Go marry her..
EducationRe: Does ASUU Strike Affect Only Students? by MrLankeeee(m): 1:25pm On May 12, 2022
angelEmade:
Why will 20,000 (about the total population of students in some of the most populous universities in the country) photocopy 20 documents each day?!

Maybe it shows the quality of what you are teaching them mr. Professor. They prefer to photocopy notes than to attend classes.
.
Mr. Professor, go and sit down, you are part of those that rigged the system for spoilage. Enjoy what you served.
Why u Dey try prove somebody wrong now?
Oversabi.
HealthGeorgina Onuoha Opens Up On Genevieve Nnaji's Alleged Health Issue by MrLankeeee(op): 11:47am On May 12, 2022
Popular Nollywood actress, Georgina Onuoha, weighs in on the controversy trailing the alleged health issue of her colleague, Genevieve Nnaji.

This comes following an alleged report about Genevieve who is said to be in a special facility as a result of issues with drug abuse.

Speaking on the unconfirmed reports, Georgina Onuoha emphasized the violation of patients' rights on the leak of the information if it was true.
On her past experience with Genevieve Nnaji, Georgina vouched that the 43-year-old thespian is far from the alleged use of drugs.

In her words;

"We need to be wary of the kind of information we consume on social media. Most often they are lies from the pit of hell.
I have known and worked with Genny for over twenty-something years even before the industry was called " Nollywood" We enjoyed our 90s working so hard entertaining Africa.

The last time I saw her, and we chatted was in 2015. A sweet and kind soul.

I Do not know anything regarding her private and personal life and don't have anything to say to that effect and I don't believe the bs been posted online.

So don't expect anything from this post other than me saying that what is being done to her online is criminal. It's the worst kind of defamation.
If you are a healthcare practitioner working in any hospital in America and you are leaking any patient's health information to the public, you are committing a crime.

Any healthcare worker spreading such lies has broken both state and federal laws in America. It is a HIPAA violation of patient's privacy Art.
It is punishable by fines, license revocation, and time in prison.

To dear Genny's family, your child and sister have been violated with all the shenanigans making rounds on social media. Get you a lawyer to hold all accountable for this smear.
It is morally reprehensible to subject anyone to such cruelty.
Health Information is confidential and protected by law. If you are a blog that has posted these fallacies about this young woman, I hope you know you are on notice.

It is sickening that our people are cold and cruel.
As a healthcare worker, you took an oath " to do no harm."
Whether this is true or not, I don't know, and I am not interested.
I know that whoever did this has committed a federal and state crime.

PS: Dear public figures in Nigeria, this should serve as a wake-up call for you all. Before you enter any hospital or do anything with anyone nowadays, please sign a non-disclosure agreement.

Our society has become so vile and cynical. People now enjoy the pain they put people through. The need to glee at the expense of others fuels certain segments of the Nigerian society. It is unfortunate.
Protect yourself and your family. You deserve a right to privacy."

BusinessRe: Full List Of Elon Musk’s Wives, Girlfriends And Children (Photos) by MrLankeeee(m): 7:50am On May 05, 2022
Toks2008:
Most Billionaires are in the dark. In fact you will hardy find one real Billionaire (Not Audio Billionaire) who is not involved in occultism even the so called General overseers OF CHURCHES. 'Most' mega church general overseers are occultic especially the ones in Nigeria.

Don't get me wrong, we have real legit millionaires but you see these billionaires, they start off very good then when they attain that status, they become scared of losing it then they join a dark group to sustain their status.

When the bible says in Mathew 19 vs 24 that ''Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”

That verse is exactly what it is, it is talking about stupendously rich people
E concern youhuh?

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