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Politics › Re: Governor Ayade Exempts The Poor From Taxes by mrlua: 10:13am On May 22, 2020

So, the State is Ben Ayade and Ben Ayade is the State? Personalizing everything, including making tax laws?

Somebody please tell our Governor that, first, all the people he’s talking about WERE NEVER within the State statutory tax net in any event. Second, even if they were, it is clear that they mostly, of not all, also fall BELOW the tax threshold and so, under existing law, already enjoy tax-exempt status. So, why “exempt” them from something they are not part of anyway?

Now, if the real problem is that his own appointees are abusing their offices and preying on citizens of the State, how does an anti-tax Agency, instead of firmly disciplining those abusive political appointees, solve the problem? Why not generate the political will and moral authority and use our existing laws to deal firmly and squarely with the “revenue point” and “market levy” mentality that has taken over the brains of too many political appointees?

Third, presumably, it is now within the ambit of the anti-tax agency to issue tax exempt affirmation. Isn’t this the power of the BIR under State law? Why create an agency that mirrors half of the responsibility of BIR but does not have the requisite specialist training and experience of a tax agency?

Finally, I wonder how the Governor’s tears square up with the 5 years of pursuing grandiose projects that he KNOWS would never be financed but he still went ahead to award consulting contracts, land clearing contracts that deprived the same people for whom he’s shedding hot tears and rather than care for them spend money that should have gone into valuable sectors like health (which we now desperately miss) and education and simply keeping the State safer. What exactly is our Governor really crying for? Are those tears for real? Exempting a category that is already exempt?

We’ve seen this film show before. 5 years down the road I am no longer impressed.

Career › Re: My 50-Year-Old Boss Shows Massive Cleavage Whenver We Meet, What Could She Want? by mrlua: 6:48pm On May 20, 2020

Technically she gave you the job. Thereafter,
she told you about her husband's non performance, now she is showing you more than you should see. Hmmm, my brother, apply caution. See and talk less to her. Use your head or you may loose your job and Johnthomas. [Qquote author=Leece post=89760154]My 50 Yrs Old Boss Shows A Lot Of Cleavage When We Meet, What Could She Want?

So I got this job around 2019 and I noticed from the very day I went for my interview, there was this woman who happened to be very lenient with me and cautioned others when they asked me tough question. All she did saved me from disgracing myself in front of 5 panelist. After the interview I waited till they closed just so i could say thank you.

When she came out around 7 pm she was more elegant and had this carriage that suits her age. I approached her and she recognized me immediately she was happy to see me and I thanked her. As I was about to leave she offered me a ride and being a very good conversationist that I am, I began to talk and she became very free with me. She told me a lot about her husband and his drinking addiction and how he neglected her sexual needs. I tried comforting her with words and ended by saying she is 50 na her libido should be dead by now, she didn't take offence but replied and said I cant handle her if we ever get down.

Fast forward to when I resumed, I realized she was the CFO of the organisation, now fear don catch me. I couldn't even look her in the eye to start a conversation. I think she noticed and she called me to her office and was laughing at me and later told me she would like us to keep talking the way we did yesterday cause she doesn't have much friends.

There was this day she was dancing to an old Fuji song in the office, her office is sound proof moreover it was already past office hours, i went to say goodbye, she called me to come in and didn't let me leave. I thought to myself another free ride.

She jumped up at a point and had a nip slip, i mean both breast were literally out. I just closed my eyes, she fixed it and was smiling at me.
Since that time till now she has been showing massive cleavage anytime i'm around her. She has started calling me my dear and other staff are calling me omo mummy and they dont know what I am facing cry

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Health › Re: Ebonyi State College Of Nursing And Midwifery Uburu In Pictures by mrlua: 1:30pm On May 19, 2020

Sometimes I wonder if Ebonyi is in Nigeria or somewhere in Europe. Or whether David Umahi is an American.Go

NoApology:
Newly Constructed Ebonyi State College Of Nursing and Midwifery at Uburu, Ohaozara LGA

Special Thanks To AKUBARAOHA WORLDWIDE!!!

Politics › Re: Ben Ayade Wearing Ankara Face-Masks by mrlua: 1:06pm On Apr 23, 2020

Because he is a professor, he shouldn't dress stylish abi? Na was for some Nigerians.

Flyingngel:
jerryunit48 post:

How old is this man ?

Guy I weak big time.
To think that he is a professor is something else.
It goes to show that in Nigeria, attending the highest level if education does not equate to intelligence, performance and productivity.

Health › Re: Highlights Of Sanwo-olu's Press Briefing On COVID-19 This Evening by mrlua: 8:02pm On Apr 20, 2020

Hmmm. The former CSO may not have died in Nigeria. Press Secretary is saying this, first cardiology is saying that. Na waooo

semasir:
The Lagos State Governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, while addressing the public on the pandemic in the state this evening has said that cases of COVID-19 has increased because the state have ramped up testing for the virus.

Sanwo-Olu also said it is dangerous to lie about your travel history or contact history to healthcare workers.

He then advised that members of the society should desist from stigmatization when it comes to people infected with COVID-19.

Other highlights from the press briefing includes:

- Lagos State is in the process of reviewing applications from private hospitals who want to be able to treat COVID-19 cases.

- From next week, the state is going to be making face masks compulsory.

- On security, the situation has improved considerably in the past couple of days. Various criminals, up to 150, have been picked up and are being prosecuted.

- On Ramadan, obey the laws of the land and note that any gathering of people numbering above 25 is not acceptable.

Responding to questions from the press, Mr. Governor noted the following:

- On the hazard allowance for health workers which a reporter, Dayo, said was pegged at ₦5000, Mr. Governor noted it as fake news and urged the reporter to make investigative journalism as there are now plans to increase allowance for this month; the least person he said earns as low as ₦20,000.

- Reacting to the response that the hospital First Cardiology Consultant, FCC, Ikoyi denied having the late Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari despite the Commissioner for Health confirming it, Mr. Governor reacted that the wrong person probably answered the question based on how the journalist asked. He however noted that the hospital was duly accredited even before the arrival of the late Chief of Staff.

- People who lied about their travel history will be apprehended and prosecuted as the government is working on 3-4 names and will be published and made scapegoats.

Credits: https://www.onews.com.ng/2020/04/highlights-from-sanwo-olus-press-briefing-on-covid-19-in-lagos/

Family › Re: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by mrlua: 8:33am On Apr 17, 2020

Bros 3 months is too early for a woman that gave birth through CS. Give her more time to heal.
You can ask her for Mouth Action or hand job for now till her cut heals properly.

Olofin2:
Our first child is 3 months old. Wife had the child through CS. During pregnancy, she stopped intercourse at 7 months. After her delivery, she agreed to sex twice recently after what looks like begging.

I'm planning to stop asking her for sex forever. I'm a playful somebody and she tries to avoid me playing with her.

Is it the childbirth that caused this?

Romance › Re: I Lost my job, my girlfriend dumped me and nairalanders saved me from suicide by mrlua: 3:04pm On Apr 09, 2020

I can't remember when last I felt so emotional after reading a piece, but this got me crying. Thanks for braving all odds. See you at the top.

Crime › Re: Soldiers Beat Driver To Death In Calabar; Passengers Didn’t Wear Face Masks by mrlua: 3:46pm On Apr 08, 2020

[Fake news. That driver didn't die, wasn't even beaten. I was there.
quote author=Made4naijalove post=88223173]A Taxi driver was reportedly beaten to death yesterday by security operatives, for carrying passengers who were not wearing face masks.

An eyewitness @ayebechristopher, revealed that the incident occurred at Marian in Calabar, Cross River State's capital.

He said the driver who was wearing a face mask when he was stopped, was beaten by security operatives till he collapsed. He was confirmed dead thereafter.

The Instagram user wrote;

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-sFaZ3hwSA/?igshid=1o0d3sob2ljnv

Here is the video below;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jz8LGYQTfY[/quote]

Sports › Re: Charles Tambe Shot By Hoodlums In Ibadan (Abia Warriors Goalkeeper) by mrlua: 5:21pm On Apr 03, 2020

NextD18:
Shot in IBAdan
Nna eh! Why do those people hate IGBOs this bad?

Imagine shooting an innocent guy because he's Igbo.

Ndi ofe mmanua gbakwara ajor wicked oo!
Nya, fa choro igbusisi ndi Igbo niile no na obodo fa?

Anya ukwu adirokwa mma oo!

What's dis one talking sef?

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Business › Re: How do you make money during the COVID-19 lockdown by mrlua: 5:03pm On Apr 03, 2020

Twylade:
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We're in a very crazy dilemma all around the world. Several Countries are shutting down, and Businesses are facing crisis.
I wish to hear your thoughts and experience so far.
If it's a problem, share it, a solution might be at hand. And if it's an experience, people want to learn.
It's your time to let it out!

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos Spraying Disinfectants In Epe Public Places by mrlua: 4:58pm On Apr 03, 2020

Nice one

Politics › Re: "Karma Caught Up With Obama" - Fani-Kayode by mrlua: 9:12am On Jan 02, 2017

whether karma or not, I never wanted the Democrats to continue with their evil.

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