₦airaland Forum

The days of Abubakar Shekau, the Boko
Haram leader, are numbered, Nigerian
witches have declared.
They have specifically predicted that Shekau
will be captured before the end of December
2014, and paraded on the streets of Abuja
and Maiduguri for the whole world to see.
“We witches and wizards in Nigeria have
sealed the fate of Shekau. His days are
numbered. He will be captured before the
end of December, and contrary to the image
and impression he has been creating that he
is a warrior, after his capture, he will start
singing like a canary bird,” leader and
spokesperson,
Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria
(WITZAN), Dr. Okhue Iboi, said this morning
inSaturday Sun.
The 55-year-old wizard further said that
Shekau, upon his arrest, will mention some
powerful people who are his sponsors.
“An ordinary eye can’t see what we are
seeing in the coven world. Witches and
wizards have put Shekau on our radar. There
is no peace for him again until the day of his
arrest,” he said.
Urging Nigerians to remain steadfast and not
to panic, the witches’ spokesman added that
the parents of the missing Chibok girls will
soon have cause to smile. “Those girls are
coming back home. They will be rescued, but
it is sad that I have to say here that not all
of them are coming back. They are not being
held in the same place, some are in Niger,
and some are in Cameroon while others are
in Chad and Nigeria,” he added.
Iboi said he was making the declarations
based on the outcome of an emergency
meeting recently held at Afuze, Edo State, by
WITZAN.
He advised Nigerians not to doubt the
witches’ declarations or revelations, saying:
“This is not the first time we will be coming
out to speak about the nation. Five years
ago, this was in 2010, when Nigerians were
preparing for 2011 general elections,
especially the presidential poll, we came out
to warn General Ibrahim Babangida and
former Vice President, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar
not to contest against President Goodluck
Jonathan, that Jonathan will floor them.
What happened after these two eminent
Nigerians disobeyed us, they lost in a
disgraceful manner to Jonathan. Our warning
to IBB and Atiku came out in one or two
national dailies.”
Continuing, he said: “In November last year,
during one of our meetings, it was revealed
to us that former CBN governor Lamido
Sanusi would be unceremoniously removed
from office, many people then labelled us
fakes but what happened thereafter? Sanusi
was ignominiously removed from office
without completing his tenure.
“That time we also said that some PDP top
notchers that decamped to APC would come
back to PDP, did this not also come to pass?
Witches don’t speak from both sides of the
mouth, and what is not revealed to us in our
meetings, we will never say it was revealed to
us.
We seldom speak out on national issues, we
only speak when it is necessary to do so, and
we do so out of patriotism.
“Witches and Wizards in Nigeria are deeply
worried by what is going on in the country
especially Boko Haram insurgency. As
stakeholders in the Nigerian project, we can
no longer afford to fold our hands while the
nation burns. Enough is enough.”
While saying that the Boko Haram issue was
one of the key issues discussed at their
meeting, Iboi said it was witches and wizards
from Borno, Adamawa and Yobe states that
urged the association to convene the
emergency meeting.
According to him: “Our bi-annual meeting
was actually supposed to come up in first
week of October, but our fellow brothers
and sisters from these three North eastern
states m*de passionate appeal to our general
assembly imploring us to discuss Boko
Haram matter. Witches and wizards in
Adamawa. Borno and Yobe states want us to
intervene, to help cage Shekau and his blood-
thirsty lieutenants.”

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Lexusgs430: Front page or not, what we expect you to be updating is that, you have gone to seek medical investigation or examination.
Why concern yourself with a trivial issue has front page? Not unless you are lying about your condition.

bro tnx for ur concern...am not lying.i am only waiting.to lay hand on some moni so dat i can go to hospital.

OCTAVO: OP Pls, visit a hospital asap. Stop taking agbo jedi and let doctors diagnose you. Pls act fast before it gets more complicated!!!

i have post it on health section our moderator refuse to move it to front page dat why i post it here! i don know why they refuse to move serious issue like this to front page

guy of 19 year.
the problem am facing right now is wen i mess
it is very loud dat the person beside me we
said
bro take it easy but it does not smell.if i go to
toilet i wld mess like 10 time befor poo
wld.come out of my nyash and l later notice
dat
if poo blood and poo wld be coming out.i told
my mum she said is jedi jedi. i don drink agbo
tired no different yesterday own is hell i mess
like 30 time and my stomach is paining me and
i
went to toilet like 15 time.right now my nyash
is
paining me badly and i stil porging if go.to
toilet
i wld be crying is not.dat the poo is strong is
water water poo. i cant push it out of my
nyash
cus the nyash is paining me and i notice dat is
like the nyash want to come out, i dont know
what is happening to me right now weta is
pile,jedijedi, u guy shld hep me wit drug i can
take and i am even afraid to eat cus any food i
eat now wld result to poo after 30
minute,doctor in the house and member of dis
site shld help me cus am feeling pain.

pls fellow member of nairaland which moderator who are bribe to move this thread to font page cus i need advice on this issue

i for like to donate but i.dey.fear scamer

. am a guy of 19 year.
the problem am facing right now is wen i mess
it is very loud dat the person beside me we said
bro take it easy but it does not smell.if i go to
toilet i wld mess like 10 time befor shit
wld.come out of my nyash and l later notice dat
if shit blood and shit wld be coming out.i told
my mum she said is jedi jedi. i don drink agbo
tired no different yesterday own is hell i mess
like 30 time and my stomach is paining me and i
went to toilet like 15 time.right now my nyash is
paining me badly and i stil porging if go.to toilet
i wld be crying is not.dat the shit is strong is
water water shit. i cant push it out of my nyash
cus the nyash is paining me and i notice dat is
like the nyash want to come out, i dont know
what is happening to me right now weta is
pile,jedijedi, u guy shld hep me wit drug i can
take and i am even afraid to eat cus any food i
eat now wld result to shit after 30
minute,doctor in the house and member of dis
site shld help me cus am feeling pain.

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Ykman!:
I'm in! Enough is enough!

i luv ur confident bro... Let fight for the change we want...!

I saw this on net and i was hurt deeply inside cus some group of people re robbing we youth of our futur, the government hve know vision for the youth dat is the pure and bitter truth... I am planing to raise an army dat wld correct the wrong thing our evil politician has done to us we youth.. Am using this opportunity to tell we youth let stand up and fight for the change we want... the name of the army wld be call HANDS OF JUSTICE.. If u want to join just commet am in, let the brave am come out and the weak one hep us wit their connection and resources if we wil die let die bravely instead of dying in silent and complain...you can check it out youself.... Back then i remembered the
song my teacher thought me
then..." parent listen to your
children 'WE ARE THE
LEADERS OF TOMORROW' ....It
still surprises me what the reality is almost 20years after
now; 1985, IBB was the
president of Nigeria and our
teachers told us that Buhari
was the former Head of state.
Our teacher also called us "the leaders of tomorrow" 27
years later, IBB and Buhari are
still contesting for Presidency.
Its either our teacher lied to us
about being the leaders of
tomorrow. Or tomorrow is yet to come. Who's fooling
who? In 1983, Bamanga Tukur
was the Governor of the
defunct Gongola State (now
Adamawa & Taraba) and 30
years later, he is today the Chairman of the ruling Party,
The PDP; Dr. Bello Halliru was
commissioner in the Old
Sokoto State (now Sokoto,
Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years
after he is today Minister of Defence; Major General David
Mark (rtd) was the military
governor of Niger State in
1984 and 28years later he is
today the Senate President;
Gov. Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in
1976 and 36years later he is
today the Governor of
Adamawa State; Ogbonnaya
Onu was governor of Abia
State in 1992 and 20years after he is today the National
Chairman of ANPP; Gov. David
Jonah Jang was the governor
of Benue State in 1985 and
27years after he is today the
governor of plateau state; and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State
Governor is over 70 years old!
ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Only in
Nigeria is this possible, where
the youth of today have no
hope into the future! From strike in health sector, to the
labour, to judiciary, to
Education and today our
students are home lavishing!
Let Nigerian youth come to an
alliance and fight for the unborn. We can't continue like
this. Pass it to everyone if you
believe in the NIGERIA
DREAM. Let’s tell them
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! SHARE this
till they see it. It’s a good place to start... What do u...
think?

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Hey Teddy..! I sugest u list the tip stage by stage so dat we can knw the next stage to leap to after finished one stage wen u are chating wit a babe for the first tym..!

I knw some of us here hve method dat we use and never fail us.. I want us to contribute too to the matter cus as the saying go where one person own stop na there another person own u start and note... There is know knowledge dat is not powerful...!

xxxtedyxxx: ### the reason y u r getting short of words is becos u r not picking hooks from what d girl is saying..
U need to start active listening...
U can always pick points from what she is saying n repeat it to her.

The best topic u can talk abt..is d girl..her day,her family, craziest thin she has everdone, her secrets, smtin abt her nobody knows, her favrt food, color, her most embarassing day...u can teas her with dat, her proudest moment etc
Don't forget she wil ask urs too....dat means she is buiding rapport.which is cool

Op if u ask am all this question na wetin u go cum ask am the next day wen una go chat..

Anybody dat hve clean Nokia e72 for sell shld add me on 2go handofjustice let talk!!!

Op.. U re doing a great job..My own pblem is am not gud in teasing babe and i don know hw to make a girl laught

ignis: POVERTY MENTALITY in action...

now listen u frustrated bastard of a thousand father! How wetin i talk u affect U!

Scrap.. But if u get 2much moni u can go for it, but all the way my Tecno stil rock!

Wat is special abt dis Tp5 dat they now sell it 18K...

I just want to know whether they hve started playing american visa lottery again.. I want someone to put me through how to go about it.

I went to west minister yesterday to purchase speaker for my dvd. I got confuse when the person sellng it told me that. it was not how big the speaker is that wld produce loud sound cus me i was going for the big one and he said a small speaker can produce loud sound than some big speaker, he said if i want to know hw loud speaker is i shld check the ohm let us share our knowledge to know how loud a speaker is befor we purchase it.

Jmtmgat

thank jesus

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I wanted to purchase a phone tecno p3 frm my frend and he told me loud and clear dat i can only browse wit it with etisalat sim. I told him dat it is impossible since the phone could browse wit etisalat sim it can browse wit any other sim as well even if he purchase it frm etisalat office wat i want to knw is now is there any phone like dat even if u purchase it frm MTN GLO ETISALAT and AIRTEL?