₦airaland Forum

Nma27:
Also wish u luck in find a lady with a belly as flat as a door...

Thanks, but not concerned about the flatness of her tummy but how robust her thoughts and ideas are.

But flat belly is a plus tho.

Nma27:
You know d answer na... Who six pack epp

Oh yeah.
I wish you luck in your quest to find a man with packs n cash.

Nma27:
Who door like flat tummy eep huh

E epp the guy na. The SUV helps the lady, the flat tummy helps d guy.
Okay, do you want a guy with 6 packs or a guy with an SUV as a gift?

Nma27:
Lol..... Like u have six packs huh

See you.

That guy that proposed with an SUV doesn't have 6 packs o!

Tho Davido that sang about 30Billion in d account may have 6 packs, the owner of the 30Billion doesn't have 6 packs o!

Who 6 packs epp?

Nma27:
Lol... Big belle ke... God forbid. Na to propose b d main thing, not mouthing off

Lol.

I mean a stomach that is as flat as a door.

Nma27:
Nairaland guys shouting upandan see una mate o.... You guys should continue bashing ladies upandan oo... Yimu

See as the geh slim and dey sexy. Yu wey be say all the Nkwobi, shawarma and small stout don give you big belle.

If I wan propose to you, na waist trainer I go use propose.

whitebeard:
make pmb die if she no say yes

Wetin concern PMB for this matter?

Richhard:
really. that sudden outburst does not make sense,how can someone doing business talk like that,thanks for posting this!

This matter has been trashed already, so no need to prolong matters. However, note that Noobody and others here aren't doing business. They are doing favours for those who wish to buy without going through the hassles of AliExpress.

smellingmenses:
45k?

Go and buy it from SLOT, it is cheaper there. By the time you come back here next week, e go don turn 75K.

lilfreezy:
Oga sir, I know you are intellectually rich, alow me to misbehave in peace. This is nairaland, and not your father's house

Okay na, no vex. At least, DSS no dey catch person for here. But wait o, hope you sef no get flat for Ikoyi?

lilfreezy:
This abang go sabi bang woman

That's all you could deduce from this story?

You're so intellectually poor that you can't even pay attention.

chuose2:
Na only PDP people dey go prison.

APC people are immune.

Remember Ikoyi flats.

Remember Edo State?

If e pain you or you think it's unfair, you can go to prison on her behalf.

If (God forbid) PDP comes back to power, let them put the APC guys too in prison if found wanting.

2013 wey I don finish Law School!

Omo, I don old o!

God of man

Built one event center, one mortuary and two rows of shops and he called it a university. This is what you get when you put like 200 illiterate bricklayers and ask them to conjure up a building.

Those buildings are defective as apparent from the pictures. Maybe when they fall on the head of his members, their heads would be correct.

Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.

Job 1:6

Even if Abati is out of a job, he shouldn't be out of sense. The once reputable columnist has become so idle that he's writing about the busts of a dumb, ignorant loser.

I hope he applied for Npower cos we can't afford an idle and disgraced writer posting trash on the internet.

People get the leaders they deserve.

The ND is a very funny place. Leadership there is like when you pour beans in water, the worst ones float up while the best of them sink.
The people elect criminals and thugs to lead them but turn around to complain of underdevelopment.

OP, you are alive while many are dead. If that is God being partial, would you go and join the others so that things can be equal?

Cc: snowblaq

E be like say na this guy write 2017 budget. Cos the entire 109 senators and 360 Reps no fit read am finish.

getrich:
Already in use. basedonlogistics.com

That is a domain name. I'm referring to a trademark registered in your name and in Nigeria.

YourWife:
Pls add d pix for thos who don't understand

The pix was uploaded just below my post. Thanks.

Someone fast enough to register the 'based on logistics' phrase as a trademark would make billions in out of court settlement when big brands use it to advertise and they get sued for trademark infringement.

The money such person would get can make Efe's own look like transport fare.

Efe has more supporters than Buhari today. I just hope Efe doesn't squander the trust and goodwill of Nigerians the way Buhari misused his.

NLProblemChild:
We afonjas keep supportin ourselves.. Congrats bisola.

'Mummy Marvis' in her voice we love u..well deserved.

Meanwhile the easterners used sms bomber to boost efes vote..

Bas tard!

This is what they call 'he prepared a table in the presence of my enemoes' Only someone beneath you can try to pull you down.

That Romanian illiterate tried to pull Efe down, today she has been shamed. Her being unable to sing the Nigerian anthem and recite the pledge exposed her brain is the opposite of her face.

Oh God, may every Bisola in my life use their own hands to expose theirselves.

The problem is that there are no consequences for daylight robberies as this.

aloziedaya:
Group of pals playing pranks on nairaland to advertise their product.
Omo listen well. Any smartphone with these features you listed here
4g LTE, 4gb ram, 32gb memory octa core etc at N40\N50k is a fake phone.

Una just dey fool Nigerians. Your xioami redmi note 4 or whatever is a scam.
Better tell us you want to introduce it to Nigeria than using tricks to promote it
and miseducate Nigerians.
Bye bye. I can't buy it

Get small sense

What you don't know would always be greater than you. You should have compared Xiaomi products with other products before coming here to advertise your ignorance.

Xiaomi sold 70M Units in China in2015. Same year, it sold more than apple and samsung in China. In India, it has been the No. 1 mobile brand for a few years.

The reason why it's cheap is that Xiaomi doesn't advertise and they don't have physical shops. The products are ordered online and shipped directly to the end user. No middle men with fancy branding to increase prices.

The downside however is that if you're the careless type whose screen breaks anyhow, you'll have to order replacement parts online.

Abubanty:
Which store did u get d casing.

I got it here:

Metal Aluminum Border
http://s.aliexpress.com/A3muqaiy
(from AliExpress Android)

The store is WSP Technology Co., LTD

Use the Aliexpress app to check it, I think it's cheaper on the app than on the web browser. (9.82$/16.65$)

yasolan:
Too fast, congrats

Thanks boss.

Sophyrocks:
Wow. Yours is really fast. Mine still says despatched to overseas since 26th of last month. Na wa o.

Pls use Nipost tracking or 17Track to check. I have received my order but Aliexpress tracking is saying the order is despatched to Overseas.

Qasiim:
It arrived very fast oooo

Yes sir. I had to order it before the 7th Anniversary sales so that my order would have left China before the massive orders of the Anniversary sales overwhelm the shippers.

Also, I dropped a msg for Dreami to ship very fast and they promised to do so.

noobody:
Shippin was superfast oo,nd dat case u buy cost oo,na 16$ i see am last,u b big boy oo

My Oga, I be small boy o! Actually, if you check it on Aliexpress app, it should be around 9.8$. That's the price I bought it.