₦airaland Forum

fratermathy:
Oh, so you call being illogical a belief now?
Believing that money is a MAVRO that grows in geometric progression ONCE YOU PROVIDE HELP is now a belief?

I always knew stupid people would come together and call their stupidity an ideology.

I never knew it was going to happen through MMM.

NOW, I KNOW!

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PS.,what font or app do you use to edit your Memes?

Trut:
A typical black man/woman doesn't have the intellect to invent, create, produce or manufacture something that will better the society, but he/she will be the first to criticise, condemn, hate, badmouth, destroy and damage reputation of something created by someone to benefit the society.

No amount of your useless and wicked articles against MMM can stop me and other fellows from PHing and GHing in MMM.

Those who don't have money to participate in MMM and those who don't have the mind to take
risk are ones writing LUBBISH against MMM on their useless blogs.

#NdiIsiOjiiiiii

Denial is the first stage of grief.

In 2 weeks time, you'll read this your post and be shaking your head like a lizard learning new dance.

In 3 weeks, you won't be able to sleep.

In 4 weeks, you'll be swearing for Mavrodi in fluent Russian language.

biz9ja:
How Xmas Go be now my pipu?

It's gonna be a time for 'sober reflection'.

datovid:
Get a life dude...

Lol, Calm down.

By 10am today, the import of what just happened would hit you full impact. Then, you'll know who should get a life between he two of us.

bigtt76:
Do they realize people needs this money for Christmas?

Some people are gonna kill mosquitoes this Christmas

v4victor:
Dude, why are u so pained? What's ur problem?
Na ur money we dey use ph?
I don't understand the pain of non participants!!

Keep asking foolish questions there as if you paid your money to me. I'm not concerned about the 30 pieces of silver you put in MMM, I'm concerned that the money that the government would have put in education and infrastructure would be used to buy you drugs for hypertension.

Calculux95:
Please people should calm down, this is simple logic, supply equals demand. If GH is on pause mode PH is also on pause mode... I have no money currently in the system. But I just PH of 50000, if everything goes well I shouldn't be matched till January 12th but my mavro would keep increasing. I just heard from one of my downliners whose supposed to PH to some one today... His count down time has been paused also(I don't know how true this is). The system works in good faith like all financial institutions and we determine the outcome... It only stops working when we give up on it.

Ponzi schemes are not driven by logic or empirical data, they are driven by greed and assumptions.

BloggerAdmin:
It's in our hands as participants

Sorry to burst your bubble. You have no control right now. If you did, you would have gotten prior notice.

SCOOPERJEF:
sleep don dissapear leave my eye fa

You better go back to bed, one month still far.

tundejoseph4:
No body can collect anything from hence forth until after a month. is there any hope or our money is gone forever.

Your money is not gone forever, you would meet in the resurrection day.

You have been eating MMM money, you don't want it to eat your own abi?

BloggerAdmin:
Abi ooooh. Only say the way our hungry media go take over stretch this matter now ehhhhh

The social media frenzy between now and January 2017 would bury MMM.

carmag:
why not now

You want make Mavrodi use my guyman money enter Okada go Russia?

Yyeske:
Anyone crying on nairaland that mmm crashed and his/her money vanished should be banned, i heard about the crash 3 days ago as people refused paying back and new comers reduced

It was here on Nairaland I heard it also. someone was saying the pairing became very rapid and payments were delayed.

I always knew it was gonna crash at most on the 15th of December. Demands of Xmas n New Year as well as fees and rents of January.

For all those blasting the OP, Mr Mavrodi don do una strong tin. For the next one month, na prayer and fasting cos MMM withdrawals have been frozen.

Now, do you guys think that after this pause, more people are gonna put money in the MMM scheme? FYI, if it is ever unfrozen in January, withdrawals are going to be more than deposits and that is when the system collapses.

MMM is dead, the burial is in January.

Do you guys think that after this pause, more people are gonna put money in the MMM scheme? FYI, if it is ever unfrozen in January, withdrawals are going to be more than deposits and that is when the system collapses. All those commenting online now are desperately looking for how to pull their funds out.

MMM is dead, the burial is in January.

futureenergy:
MMM has just made the best decision. I advised one of the guiders to suggest MMM should be on standby from 10th of December. Like they read my mind. Very Good!!! Before we crash this thing with our Christmas mentality.

Do you think that after this pause, more people are gonna put money in the MMM scheme? FYI, if it is ever unfrozen in January, withdrawals are going to be more than deposits and that is when the system collapses.

MMM is dead, the burial is in January.

nuelyoyo:
pls don't take that guy seriously, he has deep disdain for Yorubas, go through his previous comments you'll understand, thank me later.

I am aware that he is a notorious loafer with atrocious upbringing and a bleak future.

OlajumokeBread:


Building a flyover instead of rehabilitating the decayed roads all over Lagos or sanitizing Ajegunle, Okoko and all those inner cities

They are building a flyover so that heat won't kill you in traffic and you're talking something else.

staand:
How much for partial death certificate?

Lol. You sef dey kwarruft.

TB Joshua ko, Hepatitis Caleb ni.

There is no medical report diagnosing the man of HIV in 1995. What they pasted there are medical reports obtained in 2000.

If you go to LASUTH or any Govt hospital with 10k, they can declare you medically dead.

Speed limiters should be enforced by the Road Safety instead of carrying guns and hawking number plates.

The better the road, the higher the speed, the more fatal the accident.

Undertakers love Overtakers, Drive Safely!

FrancisAdl:
Someone with that kind of money won't have time for nairaland

Very very wrong. I handle real estate transactions and I can tell you authoritatively that there are billionaires here on Nairaland. There is even a serving Governor here on NL that I know his moniker.

I have a colleague who is a legislative Aide to a Senator and he told me that during sittings, some senators come to Nairaland and show their colleagues the hilarious comments here.

PetroDolla3:
Nigerians should leave Ghanaians alone to make whatever decision they think is best for their country! Ghanaians never interfered in nigeria's political process or elections, so why the fvck do nigerians think they have a right to offer an opinion on what choice Ghanaians should make? If the same Ghanaians who voted for the same party 4years ago are pushing for change this time, common sense expects non-Ghanaians to respect that viewpoint. What is this nonsense warning from busybody nigerians to Ghanaians about changing the current corrupt and incompetent president? Make una take time oooh?

You can cry as you like but it is a fact that the thought process of the average Ghanaian is influenced by Nigeria and Nigerians. That exactly is why The President of Ghana got a Nigerian comedian to campaign for the NDC.

Charlie, Nigeria would continue to lead Ghana in every way and there is nothing you can do about it. If you make too much noise, I'll send Obiano to sign an MOU to recolonise Ghana.

Vessi:
Tomorrow, ooni of ife will continue his afonja fight with olugbo of ugbo. Tiger clawed bitter people with irritating tribal marks. *spits.

In the midst of this beautiful news, all you can see is Afonja and other tribal slurs.

You are suffering from the worst form of poverty: the inability to pay attention.

chubaba22:
The ponzi website, Ultimate Cycler went down early Thursday morning, specifically around 10:30am(Nigerian time), shutting out every member who owns an account with it.

When accessed, the site initially displayed an error line of code, before displaying ”Error 500” in bold letters, then it proceeded to display another message: “ Be right back. We are currently updating the site to give you a more pleasurable experience and will be back online shortly. Our update estimation is to be complete over the next 6 – 12 hours. Thank you, Peter Wolfing.”

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/12/fear-grips-nigerians-mmm-others-ponzi-website-ultimate-cycler-crashes/

Every generation, a new set of foo.ls are born. Peter Wolfing is a serial scammer and the warning below was given more than 2 years ago.

http://behindmlm.com/mlm-reviews/ultimate-cycler-review-peter-wolfings-latest-cycler-scam/


He has previously launched other schemes:

Turbo Cycler
Business Toolbox
Infinity 100
National Wealth Center
Pay Me Forward


Only National Wealth Center out of all of those survived…

My sermon to Ultimate Cycle participants is that they should take this loss as part of their education:

Blessed are those who do not expect anything for they shall not be disappointed - 2nd Phillipians

The last elections really divided Nigerians along various ethnic and political lines. However, this Buhari's administration has made Nigerians more united. United in suffering.

Promxy94:
What of eod because those are coveredr two choices am considering
A 2003 eod
Or a 04 or 5 civic
Which would u advice Me to go for
One for cheap maintaince and not expensive parts
Thanks sir

Instead of an 04 or 05 Civic, why don't you top up your budget and get an 06-11 Civic instead?

skarlett:
NCAN Eleme, Ph Branch reporting for duty

[size=20]Razaq Kutere-Aga[/size]

Afonjas are at it again

Madam, you may wish to go back to the Romance, Politics, Crime or whatever Section you crawled out of.

It is obvious you have nothing intellectual to contribute here.

You boarded a cab from Ikeja to Ikoyi, you asked him to stop abruptly as if you are in Ketu danfo. When he refused to stop, you wanted to jump down like an agbero and he hurriedly parked. You added that he chased you with his car. Now, you are saying he deserted you?

Did he desert you after chasing you, or he chased you after deserting you?

They should start from President Buhari's home State of Katsina where the Emir abducted and married an underage girl.

https://www.bellanaija.com/2016/10/katsina-emirate-council-upholds-emirs-marriage-to-14-year-old-girl/

[size=16pt]Steal from someone and you're a criminal.

Steal from everyone and you're a government.[/size]

Interesting days are ahead in Nigeria's political scene. Newspapers go sell wella.